The GDWA Championship is on the line as Andrea Chandler challenges Lanny Manson.
Scene opens up on a jammed packed Fukuoka Dome in Fukuoka, Japan. There are 54,315 screaming fans in attendance. “Atomic Dog” by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as “THE DAWG POUND” and this is……..
GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE
Bishop: Wrestling fans! This has been a Saturday Nite Special long and coming. GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE has the finals of the World Title tournament tonight. Manson vs. Chandler in what should be a night to remember.
(Dawg Pound barking as fireworks go off!)
Mutt: Allen Bishop, this is going to be a SYNDICATE night! You got Micki Duran taking on Charlotte La Mancha for the Internet title! And then the World title? Kingpin will be an awfully happy man.
Bishop: That’s right fans. By the way, the STRIKE/Hyena Queens match & the Lady Luck/MISFITS match for the Semifinals of the World Tag Tourney will be postponed till next Saturday. Mutt: Oh yea, but we still got a great one coming up next. We got ‘Wildchild’ Wendy Marshall as she takes on Bloody Mary in what should be a great match of the newcomers. Fans, you can’t miss this one. An important night in professional wrestling.
Bishop: Spud…..wait….what?!….Lanny Manson!?….Mike get us visuals! Go! Go!! GO!!!
(Scene is the locker room with Mike Whalen and various cameramen.)
Whalen: ZARANNA HAS ATTACKED LANNY MANSON. LANNY FIGHTING BACK WITH ALL OF HER MIGHT, PUNCHING AWAY, BUT THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE. SHE’S REAL HURT. IT LOOKS LIKE….
Bishop: What?! What?!
Whalen: OH NO! ZARANNA WITH A FRONT FACE LOCK AND A Z-BLASTER DDT! LANNY MANSON IS DOWN ON THE FLOOR. AND ZARANNA ISN’T DONE YET! ZARANNA HAS AN OLD LOOKING WOODEN BOARD, LIKE A 2×4 OR SOMETHING. SHE’S PULLING IT OUT OF ONE OF HER BAGS. OH MY GOD! THIS WAS A SET UP! HEY…..SHE NAILING AWAY AT LANNY MANSON’S HEAD! SOMEBODY GET SECURITY. LANNY IS DOWN, AND ZARANNA JUST NAILING AWAY! MY GOD! NOT TONIGHT! SOMEBODY GET…..
Bishop: Mike! Mike! What’s going on?
Mutt: I’ll tell ya what’s going on. Zaranna is getting pay back. Remember last year? Zaranna faced Officer Order in the Quarterfinals of the World Title tournament. Well, Lanny jumped Z before her match up. Busted her open with a wooden board. Pay back is pay back! (Laughs.)
Whalen: Allen, are you there?
Bishop: Yes Mike!
Whalen: Security broke that up, and we had to move. We are at the back of the stadium where Lanny Manson has been taken away to the hospital for emergency stitches. She WILL be ready in time for her World Title match. Also, before I got there, I heard that there were two women attacking Lanny Manson. Perhaps one was the hit woman or man who struck the initial blow. This could be the DAWN of something ugly.
Bishop: Thank you Allen. My God, how could Zaranna stoop so low as to attack Lanny Manson on THIS night? Fines and suspensions need to be levied.
Mutt: Hey, the GDWA can’t prove that Lanny Manson DIDN’T start the ruckus. Hell, Zaranna could plea self-defense.
Bishop: Fans, this one is about ready to start. Spud McKenzie running down the ramp and entering the ring. Spud McKenzie will be assisted once again by Japanese ring announcer Kosei Yamasaki.
Bishop: If it isn’t already. Fans, the crowd waiting anxiously for us to kick things off and the ring announcer is ready to set it off!!
Spud: Fukuoka, Japan! The GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE would like to thank you for allowing us into your beautiful country!
(Fans applaud as Spud converses with co-ring announcer Kosei Yamasaki.)
Spud: To all of our fans in Asia, the Pacific Islands, North America and all over the world! To all fans of the INTERNATIONAL DAWG POUND!!!!!
(Fans bark as Spud McKenzie walks around the ring! Yamasaki translates with just as much vehemence!!!!!)
Spud: All fans of the Grand Dragon……ARE YOU READY!!!!!!
(Fans roar and reply!)
Spud: I said, ARE YOU READY?!?!?!?!?!
(Fans cheer louder and reply once more!)
Spud: THEN…..Lllllllllet’s Get Rrrrrrrrrready to Rrrrrrrrrrrumble!!!!
(Crowd EXPLODES as fireworks go off around the ring)
Bloody Mary vs. Wendy Marshall
Kosei: Our first contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!
(Mixed cheers and boos as fans hear ‘Midnight Rider’ by the Allman Brothers.)
Kosei: Hailing from Davenport, Iowa in the United States! She stands 5 feet 9 inches, 160 pounds, here is…Bloody Mary!
(The blonde haired Bloody Mary heads down the rampway wearing a red and black singlet underneath a black leather jacket.)
Bishop: Fans, this is another battle of the rookie newcomers. Bloody Mary and the Wildchild going at it. The fans here are surprisingly giving her some cheers.
Mutt: Bloody Mary did some wrestling on the independent scene here in Japan. Do some homework, Bishop! Damn, do I gotta do everything?
Bishop: Bloody Mary perhaps a tad bit more ring wise after her loss to Daisy Butterfly on the Tuesday Night Catfight. Likewise, Wendy Marshall has been resting up since her brawl with Nomad last Saturday. Here are some comments from the Wildchild….
Wendy Marshall watches a tape of Bloody Mary’s match from the Tuesday Night Catfight. She laughs.
“Bloody Mary, you think you can make me bleed? When it’s all said and done, you’ll be lying on her back in the middle of the ring. Sure you’re a tough street fighter, but like a typical street fighter, you’re too stupid to know when you’ve had enough so I’ll just have to keep beating you until you can’t stand anymore.”
Wendy points to her forehead.
“Look, the stitches are out and you can’t even tell I was busted open before. When you have a face and body like mine, you always look good. When you look in the mirror, Bloody Mary, all you see is an overweight, dimwitted street fighter.”
Wendy smiles and starts to turn away but then turns back with a final thought.
“See you in the ring. And I’ll bring you some Twinkies.”
Bishop: Fans, let’s hear the introductions for Wendy ‘Wildchild’ Marshall….
(Fans cheer as they hear “A Real American Hero”!)
Spud: And her opponent! Hailing from Malibu Beach, California in the United States! She is 5 feet 5 inches, 120 pounds. Here is….’the Wildchild’ Wendy Marshall!!!
(Fans cheer as Wendy Marshall heads down the ramp waving the American flag, and wearing a Red, White, and Blue wrestling singlet.)
Bishop: The Wildchild in the ring and Bloody Mary just glaring at the All American. This is gonna be a good one.
Mutt: Oh most definitely! Both women trying to impress GDWA promoters so that they can get in some of those Main Event match ups.
Bishop: Fans, this one is just about underway. Let’s hook ’em up.
Bishop: Collar and Elbow tie up, and Wendy with an Armdrag Takedown. Mary back up and Wendy with a Dropkick! Mary back up and Wendy with another Dropkick! Mary back up again, and Wendy Marshall with another Dropkick….
Mutt: And Bloody Mary back up to her feet, and drops an Elbow to the midsection of Wendy Marshall!
(Fans pop in amazement!)
Mutt: When you’re as big as Bloody Mary and your opponent is only 120 pounds, you can withstand A LOT Of damage!
Bishop: Bloody Mary with a pickup, and punching away at Wendy Marshall. She shoves Wendy into the corner, and Mary comes charging in with a hard hitting Clothesline!!!!!
(Fans pop hard as Wendy Marshall gets weak in the knees.)
Mutt: Bloody Mary pounding away with punches and kicks in the corner. This is what she SHOULD have done against Daisy Butterfly. Mary Irish Whipping Wendy to the side ropes and she sprints for the center of the ring.
Bishop: Wendy Marshall comes bouncing off the ropes AND BLOODY MARY CONNECTS WITH A 180 degree POWERSLAM!!!!!!!
Ref: …………….1……………….2……………kick out!
(Fans applaud as Wendy Marshall kicks out.)
Mutt: We’re seeing a whole new Bloody Mary tonight. She needs to keep showing me maneuvers LIKE THAT!
Bishop: Bloody Mary with a pickup and another hard hitting right hand. Mary now, Irish Whipping the Wendy to the near ropes. Wendy bouncing off, ducks the Clothesline, and runs to the far side.
Mutt: Wendy Marshall bouncing off the ropes and CONNECTS with a Leg Lariat! Damn, Bloody Mary is down! Both women back up and Wendy Marshall with a Dropkick! Bloody Mary is floored.
(Fans cheering as Wendy Marshall points out to everyone in the arena.)
Bishop: Wendy Marshall with a pickup, and kicking away at the midsection of Bloody Mary. Wendy Marshall with a Frontface Lock and Snap Suplex. The cover…..1…..2….kick out!
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Wendy with a pickup, and kicks to the midsection. Wendy slapping on a Frontface lock, and calling on all the fans….
Mutt: ….and Bloody Mary turning it around and EXECUTING a beautiful Neckbreaker!!!! Bloody Mary sitting up, trying to get her bearings now.
(Dawg Pound barking as Bloody Mary gets to her feet.)
Mutt: Wendy Marshall doing too much show boating, and not enough wrestling. That’s gonna plague the idiot all of her career. She’s all hot and bothered cause she’s in Japan I bet.
Bishop: Bloody Mary with a pickup and a Short Arm Clothesline! And now, Bloody Mary doing some showboating as she points out to the Dawg Pound. Bloody Mary with a pickup, slapping her hand around Wendy Marshall’s throat….
(Fans all cheering as Wendy Marshall hits the mat.)
(Fans gaps in shock and applaud Wendy Marshall.)
Mutt: Demonica would have been proud of that Chokeslam. What, she had Wendy Marshall up over 6 feet in the air? This girl is showing me something.
Bishop: Bloody Mary with a pickup, and pounding away with jabs to the head of Wendy Marshall. Mary with a Front Face lock, and hoists up Wendy Marshall!
(Fans all on their feet cheering as Bloody Mary hoists Wendy Marshall high up in the air for several seconds.)
Bishop: WHAT POWER! WHAT POWER! 5 seconds! 10 seconds! 15 seconds and she drops Wendy Marshall down for a Vertical Suplex. WoW!
(Fans all cheering as Bloody Mary heads for the corner.)
Mutt: What the hell is she doing?!
Bishop: Bloody Mary climbing up the turnbuckles now. She’s perched up top high! She jumps….and ‘WILDCHILD’ WENDY MARSHALL CATCHES HER IN THE AIR WITH A WAISTLOCK AND EXECUTES A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!
(Biggest pop thus far!!!!!!)
Mutt: The cover……1….2…kick out! Wendy real slow to her feet. Wendy with a pickup and Irish whipping Mary to the far ropes. Bloody Mary bouncing off and Wendy Marshall with a Spinwheel kick!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Bloody Mary hits the mat!)
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Bishop: Wendy Marshall clutching her back as she gets to her feet, and heads for the near corner. She’s climbing up the turnbuckles as Bloody Mary gets to her feet.
Mutt: Bloody Mary heading into the corner, and CAUGHT her….
Bishop: But Wendy Marshall raking the eyes. Bloody Mary stumbling backwards, and Wendy Marshall flying off the top with a Sunset Flip!!!!! …..1………………………..2……………………kick out!
(Fans all cheering and applauding as Bloody Mary kicks out.)
Mutt: Too strong! Wendy Marshall couldn’t hold her down. Wendy with a pickup, and a Standing Dropkick! Another cover!
Ref: ………1…………..2…..kick out!
Bishop: Wendy Irish Whipping Bloody Mary to the ropes. Bloody Mary bouncing off and hits Wendy Marshall with a Shoulder Block! Both women down!
Mutt: Bloody Mary collided heads with Wendy Marshall. Sloppy shoulder block on behalf of Mary.
Bishop: Wendy Marshall making movement, but can’t even sit up. She’s real groggy. Bloody Mary looks simply out of it, flat on her back.
(Fans all cheer as Wendy Marshall attempts to get to her knees.)
Mutt: MARY! Get up! Get up!
Bishop: Bloody Mary showing some movement, but it won’t be enough. Neither woman even sitting up, as Wendy Marshall roles over on her side. It’s gonna be close!
(Fans all booing as the ref calls for the bell.)
Bishop: It must be a double count out! Bloody Mary and Wendy Marshall drawing in this one.
Kosei: Wrestling Fans, at 12 minutes 13 seconds, due to a double knockout, this match is ruled a DRAW.
(Thunderous boos as Wendy Marshall and Bloody Mary are still unable to get to their feet.)
Mutt: Bloody Mary wrestled a hell of a match. She wrestled here EVEN BETTER than that match against Staci X.
Bishop: What about Wendy Marshall? What reserve on her part to come back from that DEVISTATING Vertical Suplex. Fans, we have a House of Styles up next as our two wrestlers roll out of the ring. MISTER Furious Styles, are you ready?
House of Styles: Big Ma Porter
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy!
(Fans cheer as they acknowledge the universal HOUSE of STYLES greeting.)
Styles: To all the Japanese fans out there, I want to give you a personal thank you for accepting MISTER Furious STYLES in your beautiful country.
(Fans cheer after they hear the translation.)
Styles: Now, my main man Kosei Yamasaki gonna help us out with the translations for all you non English speakin’ folks. Now, my guest this week is the ONLY big woman of the GDWA. She’s got a lot to get off of her chest, so let’s hear it for….BIG MA PORTER!
(Fans mostly boo as they hear ‘I Shot the Sheriff’ by Bob Marley.)
Bishop: I wonder what Porter has to say.
Mutt: Well, as always, they’ll drop a bomb right on our heads. She and Angelo are used to throwing their weight around. No pun intended Big Ma.
(Fans boo as Ma Porter heads down the rampway, and enters the ring wearing a suit and business skirt. Tony Angelo follows in behind her and shakes MISTER Furious Styles’ hand.)
Styles: As always, it’s a pleasure Tony! Big Ma, before we get personal, who do you predict? For all the gold, Andrea or Lanny for the World title match?!
Porter: (bitter look on face) I would have to say…Lanny Manson. I’ve seen what both she and Chandler bring to the table. Manson, even though she’s kind of obnoxious, can mix it up. Chandler is an upstart punk who’s lucky to have gotten as far as she did. The headbanger’s gonna wail on her.
Styles: Okay, speaking of the World title, I’ve always contended that you are the uncrowned World Champion. You’ve NEVER had a title shot. What are you gonna do to get a piece of the gold?
Porter: Youse may remember when I beat Double O in the lumberjack match. I was supposed to get a title shot out of that. But then, Zaranna won the title, and I deferred the title shot ’cause Z an’ I were real buddy-buddy then. But here I am, months later, wit’ nuthin! Well, listen ta this, President Vessey!
(Fans go: Wooooooooooooooooo!)
Porter: I got a title shot comin’ to me, an’ I’m gonna take it. Pukes like Charlotte La Mancha have gotten in my way for too long. Soon as I finish my business with her, and with the Syndicate, I’m gonna collect. And youse had better widen that belt for me, ’cause it’s gonna be mine.
Styles: Now, let’s keep it on the World title situation. Until recently, you had been a mainstay in the Top 5 and Big 10 of contention. Your match against Micki Duran where you were jumped by the Syndicate and Charlotte ruined this! What you gonna do?
Porter: Well, Styles, I’ll tell ya. I wanted to get both Charlotte and the Syndicate in the ring. Then, Charlotte and Duran wanted to fight each other. It’s high time I got this settled. I’m gonna make a challenge right here on the House of Styles.
Styles: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy!
Bishop: I’ve got to hear this!
Mutt: Shut up so I can hear!!!!
Porter: I challenge the Syndicate, Duran and Chandler, and two of the Dragon Trio, Charlotte and Sachie, to face me an’ Officer Order in a three way tag match. We can work out the rules later. But if it’s a turf war that youse want, it’s a turf war youse’ll get. And me and Double O, Crime and Punishment, are gonna win that war.
(Fans all cheering while MISTER Styles walks around the ring frantically.)
Styles: Hold up! Wait a damn second. Big Ma, level with me. Is your alliance with Officer Order legit? And if it is, have you…….gone soft?
Porter: Yes it is. And no I haven’t. This alliance is only to deal with certain pests. Pests like La Mancha, Yokoyama, and the Syndicate. (Chuckles) You know, Styles, I’ve seen an’ done too much to stay on the side of the law for long. What I can tells you is this: My alliance with Double O is for real. It won’t last forever, I gotta be realistic. But when we go our separate ways, it ain’t gonna because I jumped her and betrayed her. And if you’re worried that I’ve gone soft, wait till I turn Charlotte La Mancha from an upstart practical joker to a stain in the canvas. And I may not be so merciful to the so-called Syndicate.
(Fans cheer as Ma Porter rolls her neck around and spits out her tooth pick.)
Styles: Alright, alright. Now, lemme ask Tony a question. Tony baby, rumor has it that Organized Crime has plans to go into EXPANSION! Any new members?
Angelo: Geez, nothing slips by the GDWA reporters, does it? Yeah, you got me, Organized Crime does plan to introduce a tag team in the future. We don’t have ’em signed yet, so I can’t let you in just yet, but I can tell you that the other teams here at GDWA are in for a bad day when it happens.
(Tony Angelo walks away with the microphone for a second.)
Angelo: As long as I got the mike, I wanna send out a message to Bloody Mary. I like your stuff, kid! You remind me of when Big Ma was starting out. If you ever want a job at Organized Crime, we could make you an offer that you can’t… (heh heh)…let’s just say a pretty damn good offer.
Styles: I don’t know what you’d want with trash like that. But to each his own. Now, back to your feud Big Ma. Okay, obviously you and the Syndicate are unable to exist peacefully in the same territory. What’s the beef? This all started at the Fall Moonsault, but I don’t understand why? Aren’t ya’ll just alike with the same goals?
Porter: I look at some of the more…eccentric wrestlers here at the GDWA and wonder how they get along. I totally expected Demonica and Praecox to go at it tooth and nail. But, to my surprise, they became tag team partners. Those two are different enough to each make a name for themselves, an’ help each other out. But the Syndicate an Organized Crime are just too alike. At least I used to think so. Kingpin, I had your stable pegged as just a cheap rip-off, but I can see that I was wrong. It must be just a name. It’s obvious who the real Syndicate is around here.
(Dawg Pound barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF!)
Porter: I finally realized that you call yourselves by that name to intimidate the jobbers in the GDWA. But you’re pathetic in reality. Tony an’ I have seen things that would make your blood run cold, an’ we know the true meaning of Cosa Nostra. So call yourselves whatever the hell you like, Syndicate, youse ain’t intimidating anyone, especially not Big Ma Porter.
(Pause for crowd Pop)
Porter: But now, it’s gone beyond fun an’ games. It’s a turf war! Make no mistake, Syndicate, GDWA is Porter territory and youse can expect to be muscled out!
(Mixed boos and cheers as fans here ‘I Shot the Sheriff’ by Bob Marley)
Styles: Thank you very much, ya’ll. Dragon Trio! Syndicate! Do you dare answer the challenge of Big Ma Porter and the copper from San Francisco? The challenge has been made, baby! Back to you, Sam and Allen.
Bishop: WoW! The challenge has been made. Officer Order and Ma Porter against the Syndicate and the Dragon Trio? WoW!
Mutt: We’ll see what happens with that one. Man, I wouldn’t even know who to root for.
GDWA Internet Championship: Charlotte La Mancha vs. Micki Duran
Kosei: Wrestling fans, our next contest is a special scientific rules match up set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit. And it is for the GDWA Internet Heavyweight Championship!
(Fans boo as they hear ‘All I Really Want’ by Alanis Morissette)
Spud: The challenger, hailing from Lake Ponchatrain, Louisiana in the United States. She is 5 feet 8 inches, 124 pounds! Here is ‘The Legend’ Micki Duran!
(She comes walking down the aisle wearing a white singlet, with matching boots, wrist band and headband. The name LEGEND is written on her back.)
Mutt: This is gonna be THE match. I feel it. That idiot Charlotte La Mancha signed for the one match Duran can’t lose.
Bishop: Hold on! Charlotte is a capable wrestler….
Mutt: She ain’t no Technical wrestler. If Charlotte so much as bats an eye, throws a punch or breaks a nail on Micki Duran, you have a new champion.
Bishop: Sam, will you stop! Charlotte perhaps has been saving it all up for this one match. Let’s hear the introductions for Charlotte La Mancha.
Spud: And her opponent….
(Fans cheer as “Robin Hood: Men in Tights” blares through the speakers.)
Spud: From Nice, France. She is 5 feet 6, 130 pounds! The Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance INTERNET Heavyweight Champion….Charlotte La Mancha!!!
(Charlotte heads down the aisle, slapping hands with fans, wearing 17th century breechers, shirt and doublet with a saber at her side.)
Bishop: The joker from Nice, France hear to take on one of the best wrestlers in Grand Dragon. Hold on, Charlotte walking over near ringside, and there’s Sachie & Daisy!
(Fans cheer as a Spotlight is shined on the other members of the Dragon Trio.)
Mutt: She’s cheating already! Hell, disqualify her ref!!!!
Bishop: Charlotte La Mancha disrobing….and handing it to the referee?
Mutt: AND CHARLOTTE CHARGES DURAN! CHARLOTTE WITH HARD RIGHT HANDS TO THE MIDSECTION STUNNING THE LEGEND. CHARLOTTE NOW WITH AN IRISH WHIP TO THE FAR ROPES. DURAN BOUNCING OFF AND CHARLOTTE WITH A DROPKICK!!!!!!!
(Thunderous cheers as Micki Duran hits the mat!)
Bishop: Charlotte with a pickup and a Bodyslam! WoW! Charlotte now, with a Single Leg pick up and a Spinning Toe Hold. She got the cheap shots out of the way before the bell had rung.
Mutt: That’s right! Charlotte cheating, getting in a cheap shot. Micki Duran preparing for a wrestling match, and Charlotte wants to fight.
(Fans cheering as Micki Duran scrambles for the ropes.)
Bishop: Duran up, and Charlotte really got her dander up. Collar and Elbow tie up and Duran with a Side Headlock take down. Charlotte slipping out and slapping on a Hammerlock….and backing off?
Mutt: Charlotte leaning up against the ropes, and Duran back up to her feet. Something tells me Duran is gonna give this cocky chic the wrestling lesson of a life time!
Bishop: Charlotte not budging, and Duran encroaching on the champ. Charlotte dipping through the ropes, and the ref backing off the challenger. Charlotte re-entering the ring, and Duran with an immediate lock up.
Mutt: Duran with a Side Headlock and Charlotte with a Waistlock. Charlotte walks them over to the near corner, runs up the turnbuckles, and backflips out of the Side Headlock!
Bishop: Again, Charlotte backing off, and Duran charging the high flyer. And Charlotte rolling out to the outside! What’s going on?
(Fans begin booing as Charlotte La Mancha walks over to Daisy and Sachie!)
Mutt: The fans want to see some wrestling now. This ain’t time to rap with your girlfriends.
Bishop: Charlotte back in the ring and another Collar and Elbow tie up. Charlotte with the Standing Side Headlock this time and Duran with a Waistlock and a Side Suplex. Duran now with an Armbar, and here comes the mat game.
Mutt: Charlotte with a head scissors, and Duran releasing and twirling around toward Charlotte. Now a Single Leg pick up into a forward roll!
Ref: 1……………………..2……………….kick out!
Bishop: Duran back up to her feet and Duran countering with a Standing Overhead Wristlock. Now a back heel trip and an Overhand Wristlock!
(Fans cheering as Charlotte La Mancha slaps the mat.)
Kosei: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Charlotte trying to get up to her feet and Duran reaching under and scooping up Charlotte into a Fireman’s carry….AND NAILS HER WITH A FALL AWAY SLAM!!!!
Mutt: She grapevines the leg!
Bishop: No, a kick out!
(Fans cheering as Micki Duran slaps on an Armbar.)
Bishop: Duran straddling Charlotte, and tightening up that Armbar. Charlotte reaching out for the ropes. Hold on! Duran driving her feet into the armpit and falls back onto the mat! Charlotte screaming her head off, and Duran looks happy.
Mutt: Charlotte so quick, sliding around and tagging the ropes with her foot. The ref calling for the break and it’s clean. Duran ready to lock up, and Charlotte staying near the ropes. What the hell?
Bishop: Charlotte walking along the perimeter of the ropes, and Duran is just as confused as we are. Duran charging in and Charlotte ducking under and slapping on a Waistlock from behind….and connects with a Belly to Back Suplex!
(Fans all booing as Micki Duran hits the mat.)
Kosei: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Bishop: The cover….1…2..kick out! Charlotte with a pickup and a Frontface lock. Snap Suplex…no! Duran blocks and reverses the Snap Suplex! The cover…1….2…..and the champion kicks out!
(Fans boo as Charlotte Kicks out.)
Mutt: The fans don’t like Charlotte’s behavior, and neither do I. I don’t think Charlotte is trying to win this! Charlotte is avoiding Micki Duran. That damn trickster from France is gonna let the time run out!!!!
Bishop: Both women back up, and Charlotte driving into Duran. Duran is bullied into the ropes, and Charlotte Irish Whips Duran her to the far side. Charlotte sprinting toward the side ropes as Duran bounces off….
Mutt: AND CHARLOTTE WITH A BULLDOG! She flips Duran over for the cover….1…2..kick out. And Duran complaining to the referee, and Charlotte with a quick roll up from behind….1……2…..kick out!
(Fans booing as Charlotte La Mancha gets to her feet and steps through the near ropes.)
Mutt: If you’re Micki Duran, you’ve got to be frustrated. Duran is irate. Duran charging the ropes, and Charlotte dropping down to the ring floor. What the hell is this?
(Fans cheering as Micki Duran chases Charlotte La Mancha around the ring!)
Bishop: Charlotte sliding back into the ring, and running for the far ropes. Duran entering and sprinting across the ring. Charlotte going through the far ropes….no!
Mutt: Charlotte pulling back on the ropes and Slingshotting herself into the ring. Duran ducking down and Charlotte with a Crucifix!!!!!!!!
Mutt: No! No!! NO!!!
Spud: Wrestling fans! At 12 minutes 15 seconds, your winner….
(Fans cheer as Micki Duran pounds away on Charlotte La Mancha.)
Bishop: Spud McKenzie and Kosei Yamasaki high tailing it out of the ring. Duran is doing a number on Charlotte La Mancha. Hold on! Here comes Daisy and Sachie, and Micki Duran is hopping through the ropes. Charlotte gets the win. And Duran has been outsmarted.
Mutt: Outsmarted? That wasn’t no match. Duran had her right where she wanted. A scientific rules match up. NO brawling. DQ provision waved. No ringside Dragon Trio. And that cowardly Charlotte La Mancha wrestling NOT INTENDING to try to win.
Bishop: Charlotte outsmarted Micki Duran by signing a match that was ENTIRELY to the challenger’s advantage. Duran had her chances and lost. Charlotte successfully defending her belt during her first titled defense.
Mutt: If I’m Micki Duran, I demand a rematch. Not only that, but I get it BEFORE Dawg Pound Nights. Charlotte got to defend the belt once more before we hit the pay per view.
(Fans boo as they hear ‘Robin Hood: Men in Tights’)
Bishop: Sachie walking Charlotte back up the rampway as Daisy Butterfly is escorted by GDWA security back to her ringside seat. I think it’s World Title time. Sam, how do you see the match up?
Mutt: Look, Lanny Manson has the most experience so that leaves Andrea with a distance advantage. The only 2 wrestlers Andrea has faced with any credentials are Charlotte La Mancha and Dementia Praecox. Now, Andrea Chandler is MUCH MUCH hungrier. Lanny Manson has been in shock ever since losing the World title in the first place. She said it herself, she ain’t the same FEAR FACTORY.
Bishop: Also, I have in mind the diversity of opponents. Lanny Manson has faced technical wrestlers, high flyers, brawlers and all sort of combinations in between. Andrea has not. But when you speak of diversity, Andrea Chandler is it. She’s a POWER wrestler. That may be the one type that Lanny Manson has the LEAST experience with. The one power wrestler Lanny has faced is Lisa Thomas. And Lanny Manson has NEVER beaten her.
Mutt: Hey, you also got to figure that Andrea Chandler has NEVER been tested. I mean, put to the brink of being psychologically and physically bested. Lanny Manson has won and loss to the best of them. Hard fought, heart breaking matches that would make other wrestler reconsider their careers.
Bishop: One more thing before we go. Even though Lanny Manson is the odds on favorite, you must wonder if SHE’s READY for the title. Andrea has been ready for a title for some time now. She’s beaten fellow Syndicate member Micki Duran for the Top wrestler position. Is Lanny ready to be hunted again?
GDWA Championship: Andrea Chandler vs. Lanny Manson
Spud McKenzie: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with no time limit, and is for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship of the World!!!
(Fans cheering and horns go off as Spud McKenzie stands poised in the ring!)
Bishop: This is it! This is the big one! I don’t care what belt you claim to have. I don’t care how high up in contention you are. I don’t care how good of a tag team wrestler you claim to be. Every wrestler in sports today strives to be in this position. Everyone wants to be the woman that is on top of the world. EVERYONE wants to be the World Champion!
Mutt: That’s right. And by the time the night is over, it’s either gonna be Andrea Chandler or Lanny Manson.
(Fans boo as they hear ‘Cold Blood’ by Kix.)
Spud: Accompanied down ringside by her manager the Kingpin….making her fall residence in Boston, Massachusetts in the United States. She is 5 feet 7, Weighing in at 142lbs, here is Andrea Chandler!
(Crowd booing as Andrea walks down the ramp wearing a revealing black body builder’s bikini with outlined in gold and rhinestones.)
Bishop: Andrea Chandler must have all the goosebumps and butterflies plaguing her right now. The biggest match she’s ever been a part of to date was her contest against Charlotte La Mancha at the Fall Moonsault.
Mutt: That’s the only problem I foresee. Otherwise I’d say she’d run right over this bum Lanny Manson. Manson has the experience edge. The only thing running through Manson’s body right now is adrenalin.
Spud: And her opponent….
(Huge crowd pop as Lanny Manson stands outside of the curtains staring at the ring! ‘Replica’ by Fear Factory begins to blare through the speakers….)
Spud: From the Streets and beaches of Los Angeles, California in the United States! She is 5 feet 3 inches, 131 pounds, this is the ‘Fear Factory’ Lanny Manson!
(Largest pop of the night as Lanny Manson walks down ringside confidently.)
Bishop: Lanny Manson requiring emergency stitches earlier tonight. Seems like Lanny can NEVER escape Zaranna. That’s been her nemesis since the Zster entered the GDWA.
Mutt: Hey, it’s only history repeating itself! Lanny Manson attacked her with a board when Zaranna faced Officer Order in the Quarter finals of the FIRST World Title tournament. Zaranna is bitter over that and rightly so.
(Fans cheer as Lanny Manson heads down the ramp, slapping hands with fans, wearing cutoff jeans and a Fear Factory t-shirt.)
Bishop: Lanny Manson so energetic, so much energy running through her veins. The tables have truly turned. In the first World Title tournament against Ma Porter, Manson was the underdog. Now, Andrea Chandler is the one who must go up against insurmountable odds.
Mutt: What the hell are you talking about?! Andrea Chandler has been active ever since she entered Grand Dragon. It’s Lanny Manson who is the underdog. After losing the belt to Zaranna at the Summer Supercard, she’s the one that’s hardly ever wrestled.
Bishop: Lanny Manson climbing through the ropes, and look at this!
(All in attendance cheering as Lanny Manson and Andrea Chandler stare each other down from opposite corners of the ring.)
Spud: To all the fans here at the Fukuoka Dome. Ladies and gentlemen, wrestling fans from all around the world…….
(Fans cheer as Spud McKenzie nods at both Andrea Chandler and Lanny Manson.)
Spud: …………..Let’s Get Rrrrrrrrready to Rrrrrrrumble!!!!!!!
(Crowd cheers and Lanny Manson head bangs to the roar of the crowd!)
Spud: Whomever wins the World Title tonight will be the UNDISPUTED champion. She will exemplify the best in competition in the GDWA. And she will wear around her waist the most coveted trophy in professional sports today. This World Title contest shall be regulated by referees Ming Lee and Marcus Milbry.
(Horns go off and the crowd cheers as the two combatants begin to taunt one another.)
Spud: Our first combatant is making her fall residence in Boston, Massachusetts. This Amazon like figure has impressive victories over the likes of Charlotte La Mancha, Dementia Praecox, and the Browne Girls. Throughout her career she has aggregated an impressive win loss record wherever she has wrestled, including the now defunct EWWA. She has beaten some of the best the sport has to offer…..but now, she must face the woman some in the business consider TO BE the best. Representing the Syndicate…..She is 5 feet 7 inches, 142 pounds! Domineering! Colossal! The current #1 contender to the World Heavyweight wrestling title…Aaaaaaaaaaandrea Chaaaaaaaaaandler!!!!!
(Fans boo as Andrea Chandler puts sunglasses on her face and struts around the ring.)
Spud: Her opponent hails from the Streets and Beaches of Los Angeles, California. A former World Heavyweight champion, she has been one of the most popular and charismatic wrestler in all of the GDWA. She has faced just about every major contender to the World title….EXCEPT Andrea Chandler! She is 5 feet 3 inches, 131 pounds…..No Retreat! No Surrender! Fists of Fury!!!! ‘FfffffffffffffffffffEAR FACTORY’ LANNY MANSON!
(Huge chorus of cheers as Lanny Manson climbs up the turnbuckles in her corner and rattles the ropes!)
Bishop: These two are as different as they come. Andrea Chandler born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Raised in the lap of luxury, she’s always had things handed to her. This is her chance to take the richest prize in the sport.
Mutt: And Lanny Manson, a former junky! Never had much to live on, she lives a simple life, and has always had to scrap for things she’s wanted. The former champ enjoying a rather short title reign before having it snatched out of her hands.
Bishop: Lanny Manson not at 100% Andrea Chandler well rested after wrestled just one match to get here. Both women so hungry. Lanny’s already been there, and Andrea looking for her FIRST major wrestling title. So hungry, who’s gonna want it more?
(Fans cheer as referee Ming Lee calls the two combatants together in the middle of the ring and talks over the rules.)
Mutt: Both women employing submission holds as their finishers! Andrea showed us her stuff when she slapped on that Dividend Scorpion Deathlock to advance to the finals. And of course, you have Lanny Manson’s famous Trash Zone Octopus Hold. This is gonna be a great one to see.
Bishop: A GDWA official handing the ref the World title belt, and he shows it to both Andrea Chandler and Lanny Manson.
(Fans cheer as referee Ming Lee holds the GDWA World Title above his head for all to see.)
Bishop: Collar and Elbow tie up, and Lanny with a Droptoe hold? Manson with a Side headlock, and Andrea just as shocked and surprised at these tactics as we are. Andrea getting to her feet, and Lanny pounding away at Andrea’s face!
(Fans cheer as the ref forces the break and Andrea Chandler sneers.)
Mutt: Lanny Manson showing something different. She did this against Zaranna a few weeks ago. Andrea better be careful.
Bishop: Another Collar and Elbow tie up, and Andrea with a high knee to the midsection. Lanny double over, and Andrea with a forearm to the back. Another forearm, and now a Front face lock….
Mutt: no! Lanny countering out of it and with a Wristlock, and now a kick to the midsection. Now Lanny Manson with left hand jabs to the jaw of Andrea Chandler!!!
Bishop: Andrea stumbling back, and Lanny bullying her into the ropes, and Whipping her to the far side. Lanny sprinting across the ring as she bounces off and Flying Dropkick!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Andrea Chandler hits the mat.)
Mutt: Damn! Damn!! Damn!!!
Bishop: Lanny Manson with a pickup and a Roundhouse left! Now a right! And another left! Lanny Manson with FISTS OF FURY as Andrea is humbled into the corner. Lanny with boots to the midsection, now Irish Whipping Chandler to the far corner.
Mutt: Andrea hitting hard! Lanny sprinting across the ring as Andrea stumbles out of the corner….and Lanny DUCKS the Clothesline!
Bishop: Lanny heading for the near ropes and Andrea bouncing off the far ropes and hits with a Tilt a Whirl….
Mutt: LANNY MANSON COUNTERING WITH A FRANKENSTEINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ref: 1………………….2……………….kick out!
Bishop: Andrea clutching her head as both women get to their feet. Lanny continuing to jab away, and now a Front Face lock. Andrea powering out and firing a high knee to the midsection.
Mutt: Now a punch to the head, and Lanny is hurt. Andrea Irish Whipping Lanny to the near ropes, Lanny holding on to the ropes and nailing Andrea with a forearm to the back! Andrea was setting up for a High Back Body Drop.
Bishop: Hold on! Lanny grabbing Andrea by the back of the head and tosses her out of the ring!
(Crowd chanting: Lanny! Lanny! Lanny! Lanny!)
Bishop: Lanny Manson running to the far side, bouncing off the ropes, AND THE KINGPIN STEPS IN FRONT OF ANDREA CHANDLER! HE CAN’T DO THAT!
(Crowd boos as Lanny Manson complains to the referee.)
Mutt: Hey, Lanny Manson was about to dive over the ropes to the outside. The Kingpin never PHYSICALLY stopped her from doing so.
American ref: ……3………4………5….
Bishop: Andrea Chandler a little shaken up. Lanny Manson so much quicker than she. Andrea looks stiff in the ring in comparison. Lanny waiting patiently as Andrea absorbs the last of the Kingpin’s advice.
(Fans cheering as Lanny Manson stomps away on the canvas to get the crowd back into the match.)
Mutt: Andrea climbing up the ring steps, perhaps with a little change in game plan. Andrea in the ring, and Lanny immediately upon her! Lanny and Andrea changing punches, and Lanny getting the best of her. Andrea can’t get out of the corner!
Bishop: ANDREA GETTING NAILED SENSLESS WITH WILD LEFTS AND RIGHTS FROM LANNY MANSON……AND LANNY WITH A TORNADO PUNCH!
(Crowd cheers as Andrea Chandler hits the mat!)
Mutt: Oh no! Lanny Manson is looking out toward the crowd. She’s climbing the turnbuckles, and is now nailing away at the head of Andrea Chandler!
(Crowd chanting: 1…..2….3…4….5…6….7……8…..9…..10!)
Mutt: Wait! Andrea with a Waistlock, walking out of the corner…
Bishop: …But Lanny Manson still nailing away with punches! Andrea drops Manson, and Lanny winding up….
Mutt: And Andrea Chandler diving forward clipping the leg!
(Fans applaud Andrea Chandler’s ingenuity.)
Mutt: Lanny Manson was spinning around, ready for the Tornado Punch, and Andrea diving with all of her might to take out that leg. Beautiful scouting by the #1 wrestler in Grand Dragon. I love it!
Bishop: Andrea with a pickup, and a Gutwrench Suplex! Andrea now, stomping away at the head of Lanny Manson. She’s trying to reopen her head injury.
(Hardcore fans cheering Lanny Manson begins to bleed.)
Mutt: Lanny Manson crawling for the ropes, and Andrea Chandler using the flat of her foot to choke away on Lanny. Good going girl!
Bishop: Andrea breaks, and Lanny is gasping for air. The American ref outside on the floor checking on Lanny. The Japanese ref berating Andrea Chandler. Good officiating!
Mutt: Andrea back in there, and Irish Whipping Lanny out of the corner, no! Lanny holding on to the ropes, and rakes the eyes. Andrea stumbling out of the corner as Lanny Manson climbs the turnbuckles….
Bishop: And Andrea Chandler catching her! Andrea with a Gorilla Press Slam off the top! Lateral press.
(Crowd all cheering as Lanny Manson kicks out.)
Bishop: Andrea with a pickup and a Frontface lock, twirling it around for a Neckbreaker! Andrea back up to her feet, and dropping a standing knee over Lanny Manson’s forehead.
(Crowd booing as Andrea stomps away!)
Mutt: It’s not a pretty match, but very sound. Andrea has taken the fans out of this one, as well as exploiting Lanny Manson prematch injury. I love it!
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by. 10 minutes!
Bishop: Lanny Manson, with a mask of blood on her face, slow to get to her feet. Andrea with a Forearm to the head, and Lanny is humbled. Andrea now, with a Frontface lock and a Vertical Suplex. WoW!
Mutt: Andrea back up to her feet, and another kneedrop to the head. Andrea with the cover……1….2….kick out! Andrea back up to her feet, and kicking away at the prone Lanny Manson.
(Crowd chanting: Lanny! Lanny! Lanny! Lanny!)
Bishop: Andrea with a pickup, slapping on a Waistlock and now a Bear Hug. Andrea really knows how to utilize her strength.
(Crowd booing as the referee checks on Lanny Manson.)
Mutt: Lanny shaking her head no. Lanny reaching back, and hitting with a big right hand! And another! And another! And Andrea Chandler loosening up the hold. Lanny Manson slapping on a Waistlock of her own….
Bishop: LIFTS UP ANDREA CHANDLER AND HITS THE ATOMIC DROP!
(Fans cheering as Andrea Chandler doubles over.)
Mutt: Lanny running for the side ropes, bouncing off and hits a High Knee Lift! Lanny now, Irish Whipping Andrea to the far ropes. Lanny with a head of steam as Andrea bounces off and HITS the Flying Forearm!
Bishop: No cover. Lanny is going up top!
(Fans cheering as Lanny Manson scurries to the near corner.)
Bishop: Lanny Manson facing the crowd as she steadies herself on the top turnbuckle…..and HITS the Moonsault! She grapevines the leg, the cover…1….2…Thr..no! Kick out!
(Fans applaud as Andrea Chandler kicks out.)
Mutt: Lanny Manson looking kind of weary. I think she may be wearing herself out Allan!
Bishop: Lanny Manson with a pickup…..And Andrea Chandler with an Inside Cradle…..1….kick out. That Moonsault took too much out of Andrea. Couldn’t hold her down. Both women back up, and Lanny with more jabs to the head.
Mutt: That’s another weakness in the Arsenal of Andrea Chandler. For all those muscles, she has no short range attack. Lanny’s jabs have been her most potent means of attack tonight.
Bishop: Andrea up against the ropes, and Lanny Irish whipping, no! Reversal into the ropes as Andrea Chandler heads to the center of the ring. Lanny bouncing off and Andrea Chandler with a Tilt A Whirl Slam!!!
Ref: …1….2….kick out!
(Crowd cheering on Lanny Manson for kicking out.)
Mutt: Andrea with a quick pick up and a Frontface lock. She hoists up Lanny and nails a Gourdbuster! Man, Lanny ain’t moving!
(Crowd booing as Andrea Chandler poses over Lanny Manson.)
Bishop: The arrogance of Andrea Chandler. Andrea with a pickup, and a Knee to the midsection. Lanny holding on to the leg, and Andrea beating down with Forearms to the back.
(Fans boo as Lanny Manson drops down to one knee.)
Bishop: Lanny looking weary. Andrea with a Double Axe handle to the back, and Lanny Manson is down on the canvas. Andrea running for the side ropes now, bouncing off and nailing a Kneedrop to the throat!
(Fans boo while the referee threatens disqualification.)
Mutt: The Kingpin on the outside, enjoying this immensely. Andrea seeming to be wearing out the Fear Factory!
Bishop: Andrea with a pickup, and a Backbreaker! The cover….1…..2….foot on the rope!
(Big crowd pop.)
Mutt: Daisy Butterfly and Charlotte La Mancha in the front row, leading cheers for Lanny Manson. Manson looks like an old hag in that ring next to Andrea.
Bishop: Andrea now, with a pickup and a forearm to the back of Lanny Manson. Andrea with a Short Arm Clothesline….DUCKED! Lanny Manson breaking free as she runs for the ropes, bounces off and CONNECTS with a Crescent Kick! Oh my!
(Fans all cheering!)
Mutt: Andrea Chandler hit the canvas hard! Both women down though, as Lanny Manson has been worn down by the strength of Andrea. And look at the blood everywhere.
Spud: 20 minutes have elapsed! 20 minutes.
Bishop: No count from the ref. He wants a winner. We all do. Lanny Manson with a pickup and a Front Face lock….DDT!!!! Lateral press….1…..2…and Andrea grabs the bottom ropes.
(Fans applaud while Lanny Manson picks up Andrea Chandler.)
Mutt: Lanny Manson with a Front Face lock, and now SHE is trying to wear down Andrea. Lanny is REALLY heaving. She’s beat, out of breath, and bloody. Any questions?
Bishop: Andrea using that superior strength, driving Lanny into the ropes. Andrea Irish Whipping Lanny, no reversal….no reversal into the ropes! Lanny bouncing off the ropes and both women COLLIDE!
(Fans chanting: Lanny! Lanny! Lanny! Lanny! Lanny!)
Mutt: They’ve been down for about 8 to 10 seconds. Andrea showing signs of movement, flipping over Lanny Manson. And she collapses on top of her for the cover…….1…….2……shoulder up!
Bishop: Andrea punching away at the open wound of Lanny Manson. Andrea with a pickup, and double underhooking the arms…..BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!
Mutt: Andrea flipping over for the cover…..1….2…..kick out! And Andrea is frustrated. She’s slapping the mat, cussing at the ref.
(Huge crowd pop as Lanny Manson Headbangs to the roar of the crowd!!!!)
Mutt: Oh no! Lanny getting a second wind. Andrea up on her feet, with her back to the ref, arguing away with the ref. Turn around Andrea, turn around!
Bishop: Lanny Manson using the ropes to get to her feet. Lanny with a head of steam, driving a knee into the back of Andrea! The ref diving out of the way in the nick of time. Andrea clutching her back as she’s up against the ropes. Lanny wailing away now with wild left hands.
Mutt: They definitely don’t have the snap they had earlier. Lanny Manson with a mask of blood over her face. She better get this over with quick.
Bishop: Lanny Manson Irish Whipping Andrea to the far ropes. Lanny with a head of steam as Andrea bounces off the ropes……
Mutt: FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYING FOOOOOREARM!!!!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Lanny Manson grapevines the leg!!!!!)
(Fans all in astonishment and applauding as Andrea Chandler kicks out!)
Bishop: Lanny Manson with a pickup and turning around Andrea Chandler for a Backslide Pin combination……1……2…….kick out!
(Crowd cheering as both women are slow to their feet.)
Spud: Fans, 30 minutes have gone by. 30 minutes.
Mutt: Lanny Irish Whipping Andrea to the far ropes as she runs for the near ropes. Both women bouncing off and Andrea DUCKS the Clothesline!
(Fans all cheering as both women run for the ropes.)
Bishop: Both women meeting in the middle of the ring…
Mutt: AND ANDREA CHANDLER WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
(Fans go: ooooooooooooooooooooh!)
Mutt: Lanny Manson struggling to her feet as Andrea runs to the far side. Lanny Manson turning around as Andrea bounces off…..
Bishop: AND NAILS ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!
(Fans go: ooooooooooooooooooooh!)
Bishop: Lanny Manson down on the mat! She’s real slow to her feet, as Andrea Chandler runs to the near ropes, bounces off……..
Mutt: AND NAILS *ANOTHER* CLOTHESLINE!
(Fans go: ooooooooooooooooooooh!)
Bishop: Both women down on the mat! Andrea Chandler looks like all the gas is out of her. Lanny Manson is down on the mat, where seconds ago her head snapped back like a bullet had hit it. Andrea Chandler slow to her feet.
Mutt: Andrea with a Waistlock pick up, and heads over to the near corner. She plants Lanny Manson up on the top turnbuckle as she climbs. Lanny looks out of it!
Bishop: Andrea on the second turnbuckle, scooping up Lanny Manson. She drapes Lanny over her shoulder while applying a Waistlock. My God! Andrea jumping off the second turnbuckle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mutt: AND HITS A TOMBSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fans groan and applaud as Andrea Chandler drapes her arm for the cover!)
Bishop: I can’t believe it! Micki Duran running down the rampway, and entering the ring. Lanny Manson is still out. I can’t believe it!
Mutt: She did the impossible! All you doubters didn’t think she had what it takes, and Andrea Chandler got the 3 count on Lanny Manson. All of you doubters and so called wrestling critics. She did it!
Spud: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, via pinfall! At 38 minutes and 13 seconds…..
(Fans screaming their heads off as fireworks go off in the building.)
Spud:…and the Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion!!!!!!!………Andrea Chandler!
(Fans pop hard as they hear ‘Cold Blood’ by Kix.)
Bishop: Charlotte La Mancha and Daisy Butterfly entering the ring, and rolling out Lanny Manson. Blood is all over the place. They are rushing her up the rampway for medical attention.
Mutt: And look at Andrea Chandler! She’s laughing her head off. She’s calling Charlotte into the ring to face her.
(Fans all applaud as a GDWA official enters the ring with the WORLD TITLE.)
Mutt: I just made $5000 dollars. The one bet I can collect on all year long.
Bishop: I don’t….WOW! Lanny perhaps TOO wild in this one. Andrea wearing down the former champion with her bulk and size. Didn’t allow any of her high impact maneuvers to change the tide.
Mutt: The referee handing the title to Andrea, and the Kingpin strapping the belt on the new champ! I love you Andrea.
Bishop: Does Lanny Manson get a return bout? Who will face this new champion? WOW! I’m impressed. Andrea Chandler took Lanny’s best shots, and still came out with a CLEAN pin. Unbe…
Mutt: What the hell you mean ‘unbelievable’? Andrea is the champ, Lanny is the chump. That’s all there is to wrestling. Fans, we’ll see you next week for the WORLD TAG TEAM FINALS. See ya later suckas!