Scene opens up on a jammed packed US Air Arena in Washington, D.C. There are 21,701 screaming fans in attendance. “Atomic Dog” by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as “THE DAWG POUND” and this is……..


Bishop: Wrestling fans, we are in the nation’s capital with a hot Saturday House Show….

Mutt: Saturday House Show? Next week, we will call it the Saturday Night Special! And Allan, we’re coming to all of our fans in a delayed broadcast due to the 4th of July weekend! And boy, will they love this card.

Bishop: Fans, we have a great card for you as I was trying to say! We have Indigo Browne taking on the streaking Andrea Chandler. We have her sister Sierra Browne taking on (grunts) the ‘Legend’ Micki Duran. And in our Main Event, ‘the Dangerous Queen’ Sachie Yokoyama takes on newcomer the ‘Vindicator’ Kirsten Dunst. But 2 out of the 3 matches are all Syndicate action taking on the Brownes….

(Fans all booing as the Kingpin heads down the aisle.)

Bishop: How’d you pull this off, Kingpin?

Kingpin: Hey, I’m the Kingpin, you know? What I want, I get. Tonight is a Syndicate Showcase. I bought the show for the evening. All of the matches are going to feature me, because I know that’s what the fans want.

(Loud boos from the in-house crowd.)

Kingpin: See? They love me here. Tonight, you’re going to see us eviscerate the Browne sisters once and for all, and STRIKE’s gonna get a good workout with the Misfits. I kind of like them. I’ll be scouting at ringside… I think I might be able to do a few things for them managerially that they might like.

Bishop: What are you saying? That you want to MANAGE the Misfits?

Kingpin: I didn’t say that, necessarily. I said I’d be scouting. Don’t jump to conclusions, little man.

Bishop: Well, I don’t know how happy I’m going to be to see your face all night, Kingpin, but you DO have the entire line-up tonight. We’ll see how well you fare.

Kingpin: Oh, that we will. And I’d watch my attitude, son. I just might buy your broken down ass…right off this show!

(The Kingpin heads back up the aisle as fans boo.)

Bishop: The Kingpin in rare form tonight, ladies and gents…the Syndicate are all in the house, and we’re getting ready for action.

(Fans all cheering as Spud McKenzie heads down the aisle!)

Mutt: The night is about to begin. The Syndicate is gonna blow over those Browne girls. You just wait and see Bishop!

Bishop: Well, enough talk, let’s get right into the action. Spud McKenzie is in the ring ready. Take it away Spud!!!!

(Fans all cheering as Spud McKenzie stands poised in the ring….)

Spud: Ladies and Gentlemen. Wrestling fans from around the world… Are you ready!?

(Fans scream: YES!!!!!)

Spud: I said ARE YOU READY?!

(Fans scream: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Spud: Then Let’s Get Rrrrrrready to Rrrrrrrumble!!!

(Fans cheer as horns go off & Spud McKenzie stands ready.)

Andrea Chandler vs. Indigo Browne

Spud: Our first contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!

(Fans booing as they hear ‘Cold Blood’ by Kix.)

Spud: Accompanied down the aisle by her manager the Kingpin, and ‘The Legend’ Micki Duran!

(Fans booing)

Spud: Making her summer residence in Hollywood, California! 5 feet 7, Weighing 142 pounds, here is….Andrea Chandler!

(Andrea walks down the aisle smugly wearing her traditional body builder’s bikini.)

Bishop: Chandler going up against Indigo Browne tonight. Indigo expressed concern…

Mutt: She’s scared of Andrea! You heard her. She’s scared to get her butt kicked by Ms. Chandler. Well, I got news for you Indigo, you gonna get bushwhacked the hard way.

Bishop: Well, that still remains to be seen. Let’s hear the introductions for Indigo Browne….

(Fans cheer as they hear ‘Brown Girl’)

Spud: And her opponent, led down the aisle by her manager Medusa Rage. From Port of Spain, Trinidad. 5 feet 10 inches, weighing 140 pounds. Here is Indigo Browne!!!

(Indigo Browne slapping hands with the fans as Medusa Rage shouts at the Kingpin.)

Mutt: Browne is about to get a rude awakening! Get her Chandler!!!

Bishop: She’s entering the ring, and Andrea having her final words with the Kingpin. And this one is underway….


Bishop: That’s the bell, Browne attacking quickly stiff kicks to the midsection! Andrea Chandler backing up and Sierra Browne with a Football Tackle takedown.

(Fans cheer as Andrea Chandler hits the mat.)

Mutt: What kind of crap is this? Sierra Browne jumping Andrea Chandler? I thought this was a wrestling match!

Bishop: Indigo and Andrea about to lock up….AND INDIGO SLAPS ANDREA CHANDLER! Indigo running to the outside and Andrea chasing her around the ringside area. Indigo heading for the ringside steps as Medusa runs around the corner. Andrea following after Indigo and A VISCIOUS CLOTHESLINE FROM Medusa!!!! (Some fans boo, but most cheer.)

Mutt: What the hell? I thought Browne was a fan favorite? She ain’t supposed to be cheating!!!!

Bishop: That was Medusa’s doing. But nevertheless, Micki Duran running over to help the fallen Chandler, and Browne is patiently waiting in the corner. The ref is continuing his count.

Mutt: Chandler is rolled back into the ring by the Legend, but she got nailed GOOD! She actually RAN into Medusa’s Clothesline.

Bishop: Andrea Chandler getting to her feet and Indigo with a kick to the ribs. Now a Waistlock and a Side Suplex! WoW! Chandler in trouble early on in this one.

Mutt: Browne with a pick up and Irish Whips Chandler to the ropes. Chandler bounces off and Browne with a blasting Dropkick! Andrea hits the mat as Indigo Browne heads for the turnbuckles.

(Fans cheering as Indigo Browne stand poised on the top turnbuckle.)

Bishop: Andrea down on the mat. Indigo facing the crowd, up on the top rope. She jumps, Moonsaulting backwards….AND NAILS THE ELBOWDROP!

(Fans cheering as Indigo Browne covers Andrea Chandler.)

Mutt: The cover…..1….2….kick out!

Bishop: Andrea holding on desperately! She was nailed square in the chest with that elbow from the top. Indigo with a pick up and Irish Whips Chandler to the corner. Indigo with a head of steam….


(Fans all cheering as Andrea Chandler plummets to the mat.)

Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.

Bishop: Chandler stumbling out of the corner and Browne with stiff kicks to the midsection. Indigo Browne running to the ropes now, bouncing off, AND ANDREA CHANDLER NAILS HER WITH A TILT A WHIRL SLAM!

Mutt: YES!

(Fans booing as Indigo Browne hits the mat.)

Mutt: Browne should have gone for more close nit freestyle moves. You can’t get too far away from a big woman too often. They’ll get you every time with those high impact moves.

Bishop: Chandler real pissed off. She picks up Browne and nails her with a Neckbreaker! The Legend calling for the Black Monday!

Mutt: Andrea with a pick up and nails Indigo with a Piledriver. Here it comes!

(Fans booing.)

Ref: 1….2…

Bishop: Kick out! Andrea Chandler with a pickup and a Backbreaker! She grapevines the leg!

Ref: 1…2…

Mutt: Kick out! Indigo Browne kicked out. Chandler limping visibly as she gets to her feet. She picks up Indigo Browne and Irish Whips her to the ropes. Indigo Browne bounces off and Andrea Chandler with a Military Press!!!!

Bishop: And Chandler pumping her elbows. She’s pressed her about 6, 7, 8 times! Now a Slam, and Indigo is in serious trouble.

(Dawg Pound cheering as fans boo!)

Mutt: Indigo starting out so well, now Andrea is on the attack. Andrea is really rattled. I think she’s just punishing Indigo.

Bishop: Indigo crawling over to the ropes. She’s clutching her back. Now, Andrea kicking away at the legs of Indigo. Chandler with a pickup and a Kneebreaker!

(Fans boo as Andrea Chandler spits on Indigo.)

Bishop: Indigo really upsetting Andrea. Chandler now, stomping away at the thighs of Indigo Browne!!! Browne is down.

Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.

Mutt: Chandler is having fun, now. Chandler with a pick up and Irish Whips Indigo to the near ropes. Indigo bouncing off and GETS NAILED WITH A HEAD SNAPPING CLOHTESLINE!!!!

(Fans all booing as Indigo Browne rolls out to the outside.)

Bishop: Chandler could have had the pin. Indigo is out on the floor. Medusa coming over to assist, and Browne….rolling under the ring. She must not even know where she is.

Mutt: HA! Andrea has this one hands down. It’s gonna be a Black Monday for Indigo Browne.

Bishop: Indigo bounding back into the ring and Andrea MISSING with a Roundhouse right. Indigo looking rejuvenated with kicks to the midsection. Indigo looking out to the fans….and a SUPERKICK!

(Fans cheering as Andrea Chandler hits the mat!)

Mutt: Where the hell did all that energy come from?

Bishop: Indigo with a pickup and a Swinging Neckbreaker. Now a pick up and Irish Whipping Chandler to the ropes. Chandler bouncing off and gets nailed with a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker!

(Fans all cheering as Indigo Browne runs toward the ropes.)

Mutt: Chandler real slow to her feet….

Bishop: …and a Flying Bulldog Lariat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Huge crowd pop as Indigo Browne heads for the top turnbuckle.)

Bishop: Indigo Browne with a great surge of energy. She’s demolishing Andrea Chandler. She’s up high, facing the fans ready to jump.

Mutt: Chandler is down on the mat, hardly moving at all. What a flurry of attacks.


Ref: 1…..2……3!


Spud: Ladies and Gentlemen, at 12 minutes 36 seconds, your winner via pinfall, and making a successful debut in the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance! Indigo Browne!

(Fans cheering as they hear ‘Brown Girl’.)

Mutt: Hold on! Who the hell is that coming from under the ring?

Bishop: That’s Sierra Browne…

Mutt: I was born at night, but not last night! That’s Indigo Browne! Hold on! Micki Duran shouting at the ref, she knows what’s going on.

Bishop: The ref understands, but doesn’t know what the hell to do. Sierra and Duran have a match up next, but this complicates things.

Mutt: Sierra Browne denying it…AND DURAN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!

(Fans booing!)

Bishop: Here comes STRIKE! They’ve stormed the ring, and now it’s 3 on 2. Hold on! NO! The Misfits have come storming down the aisle, and now we have a melee in the ring. Strike and the Misfits are out on the floor, and Andrea Chandler is getting nailed by Medusa.

Mutt: Micki Duran nailing away on Sierra Browne, Browne backing into the ropes. Duran with an Irish Whip and Browne runs to the far side. Browne bounces off and Duran with a Thrust Kick!

(Fans all cheering as Duran picks up Browne.)

Bishop: Duran with a Waistlock and a Belly to Belly Suplex. Oh boy! This is wild.

Mutt: Referees have come out to shoo away Medusa’s women and the Syndicate. Now we’ve only got Browne and Duran. Let’s see what the Browne girl can do now.

Sierra Browne vs. Micki Duran


Mutt: Duran with Standing Elbow Drops to the left arm of Browne. Browne clutching her arm in pain! Hey, we may just have a reflection of the prior match.

Bishop: Duran with a pick up and an Armdrag Takedown! Now an Armbar. Browne getting back to her feet and nailing away on Duran with big right hands…

Mutt: …But Duran with a Swift Kick to the midsection. Browne is doubled over and Duran nails her with a Piledriver. Now Duran with a Front Face Lock, and she’s working on the neck. Browne trying to get to her feet, but Duran really has it synched it.

Bishop: It looks like Duran is having to change up her strategy a bit. She wanted to work on the arm, but the neck of Sierra has really taken some damage.

Mutt: She’s wearing down the muscle real good. Hey, good decision by the ref. We could have had a double DQ, but he had enough consideration for the fans to let this one go. And the LEGEND being the true champion that she is, calming herself down and turning a brawl into a wrestling match.

(Mixed cheers as Sierra Browne slowly gets to her feet.)

Mutt: The fans aren’t totally behind these Browne girls after those blatantly illegal tactics. I swear, maybe these fans DO have some taste. They are cheering on the LEGEND.

Bishop: Browne on her feet now, and Duran with a handful of tights and hoists her up for a…NO! Browne sliding down behind Duran and running for the near ropes. Duran swiveling around and BROWNE COMES BOUNDING OFF THE ROPES WITH A FLYING BULLDOG LARIAT!!!!

(Dawg Pound cheering as Micki Duran plummets to the mat.)

Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.

Bishop: Incredible shot by Sierra Browne. Micki Duran is flat on her back as Browne makes the cover….1…2..kick out!

Mutt: Duran has yet to be pinned in the GDWA! I love this. The Fan Favorites are cheating and the Rulebreakers are TRYING to keep it a wrestling match. I just love it!

Bishop: Browne with a pick up and Irish Whips Duran to the Far ropes. Duran bouncing off and diving UNDER the Flying Body Press! Duran with great anticipation. She knew something high risk was on the way.

Mutt: Duran with a Foot to the head, and Browne is rolling around the ring. Duran with a pickup and a Snapmare Takeover. Now Duran backing into the corner, climbing up to the second turnbuckle…..and comes flying off with a Dropkick to the back of the head! WoW!

(Big crowd pop!)

Mutt: Browne rolling around the ring in big trouble. And look at Duran, berating Browne. Security is now at ringside, as they don’t want any more altercations after this one!

Bishop: Browne clutching her head as Duran follows in behind. Duran with a pick up and another Piledriver! The cover….1…..2…and Duran pulled her up!

(Dawg Pound screaming “CHAMP!” as they bow down to Micki Duran!)

Mutt: Duran is ready to put a hurting on this Browne girl. Duran with a Side Headlock Takedown and Browne immediately grabbing the ropes. Duran with a pick up and Browne with an Elbow to the midsection.

(Mixed cheering!)

Bishop: Browne taking a few steps back…and a Superkick! Duran down on the mat as Sierra stumbles over to the corner.

(Crowd cheering as Sierra Browne stands poised on the top turnbuckle.)


(Huge crowd pop!)

Mutt: She grapevines the leg for the cover….1…2….and a STRONG kick out!

Bishop: Browne real slow to her feet. She picks up Duran and Irish Whips her to the far side. Duran bounces off….


(Fans ALL cheering.)

Mutt: No cover. She hit her head on the way down. That Frankensteiner took them both out of it.

Ref: ….3…..4…..5….

Bishop: Both women making a move to their feet. Medusa Rage screaming at Sierra to finish this. Sierra Browne charging Micki Duran…


(Big pop as Sierra Browne grimaces in pain!)

Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.

Mutt: Sierra helping out Indigo earlier to ensure her a win. But at what cost? She’s down and out. She’s not even wrestling consciously now. She’s just struggling to stay alive in this one.

Bishop: Duran with a pickup and a Front Face Lock. She flips Browne around and CONNECTS WITH THE RUNNING NECKBREAKER!!! That’s THE END!

Mutt: It’s over! It’s over!! Ring the bell.

(Fans all cheering Micki Duran flips her over for the cover.)

Ref: 1……2……3!


Bishop: Medusa is pissed off on the outside! The Legend rolls out of the ring, heaving for air. A hard fought win for the (grunts) Legend.

Spud: Ladies and Gentlemen. Your winner, at 12 minutes and 3 seconds via pinfall is….’The Legend’ Micki Duran!

(Mixed cheers as fans hear ‘All I Really Want’ by Alanis Morissette.)

Bishop: GDWA security is ushering the Kingpin and Micki Duran away. This one is over. Medusa in the ring tending for Sierra Browne. A good effort, but all of the chaos earlier was costly for the woman from Trinidad.

Mutt: Paul Laurence Dunbar trying to get an interview, but the Legend simply ignoring them. Hold on, the Kingpin is stopping to talk!!!

Kingpin: Hey, what can I say? She’s the Legend…

Mutt: Ha! I love it! Great match LEGEND. Sierra Browne and company, go home!

Bishop: That damn Syndicate. They are really beginning to get on my nerves. Fans, we have one more match in this one. The Dangerous Queen taking on the Vindicator. This is Sachie Yokoyama’s first match since losing the Western Heritage title. I wonder how she’ll react.

Mutt: Only time will tell. I hope the rookie takes that has-been out!

Spud: Wrestling Fans, our next contest is THE main event this week. It is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.

(Fans cheer as they hear ‘The Show Must Go On’ by Queen!)

Kristen Dunst vs. Sachie Yokoyama

Spud: First, accompanied down the aisle by her manager Jason Payne! Hailing from Peoria, Illinois! She is 5 feet 7 inches, 157 pounds! Here is the ‘Vindicator’ Kirsten Dunst!

(Kirsten Dunst heads down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans, wearing a silver and green singlet.)

Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama won’t have it easy with this newcomer. She’s a great talent from what I’ve seen. Should be a great one.

Spud: And her opponent….

(Fans cheer as they hear ‘Antonio Baka Guy’ by Shonen Knife.)

Spud: Accompanied down the aisle by Charlotte La Mancha…..From Tokyo, Japan. She is 5 feet 6, 140 pounds! Here is the former Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance Western Heritage Champion…………The ‘Dangerous Queen’ Sachie Yokoyama!!!

(Sachie Yokoyama heads down the aisle determined with solid steps.)

Mutt: She doesn’t look to happy tonight. You know, she’s the first FORMER champion to wrestle in competition. As much a big deal as the promoters tried to make out of Lanny Manson’s return, she still has yet to wrestle in the ring.

(Sachie Yokoyama and Charlotte La Mancha slap hands with all the fans at ringside. Sachie isn’t smiling as she enters the ring.)

Bishop: Your point is taken. Sachie Yokoyama VERY hungry. She wants her title back from what we hear. With some comments, here is the FORMER Western Heritage Champion….

Sachie Yokoyama

YOKOYAMA: “Tonight I have a match with against one of the up and coming stars here in the GDWA, Kirsten Dunst. I have seen you in action once Dunst-san, and I must say that I was very impressed with you ring skills. Once you get some ring time under your belt, you should prove to be one of the top stars in the GDWA. I hope that we can have a good, clean, scientific match. I look very forward to our match, but I am also looking forward to my match against Officer Order.

Order-san, I do not agree with the tactics that you used to defeat me for the GDWA Western Heritage Title, but none the less you did defeat me. On September 1, 1996 you and I have a rematch at the Fall Moonsault PPV. You and I are involved in a Shootfight match, the only way to win is by submission or KO. You and I have similar backgrounds in the martial arts so I feel that this is the perfect match for both of us. I look forward to our match. Order-san, be prepared because I will not let down my guard this time. Sayonara.” ———————————————————————- —

Mutt: Sounds like she wants a piece of Officer Order.

Bishop: Yes, as well as that Western Heritage title of hers. Fans, both women in the ring, and this one is underway!


Bishop: No tie up in this one. Yokoyama bowing to Kirsten Dunst. Dunst bows in return, AND THE DANGEROUS QUEEN NAILS HER WITH A VISCIOUS KICK TO THE HEAD!

(Fans gasp in shock!)

Mutt: Yes! The Vindicator stumbling backwards, and the Dangerous Queen measuring her up, and nails her with a Spinwheel kick to the face of the Vindicator! I love it. Sachie showing her heel side!!!

Bishop: She is not! Sachie with a pick up and Kirsten Dunst with a Side Russian Leg Sweep! The Vindicator back up and Drops an Elbow! Now a second elbow and Sachie is clutching her chest!

Mutt: DQ back up to her feet and the Vindicator with a Karate Chop! Another chop and DQ backs into the ropes. The Vindicator Irish whips her into the far side, she bounces off, and DQ gets nailed with a Frankensteiner!!!!

(Fans cheering!)

Bishop: Lateral Press…1….2….kick out! Sachie getting rather aggressive in this one, but underestimating the Vindicator. Vindicator now with a Front Face Lock.

Mutt: DQ trying to get to her feet. She catches a hold of Kirsten’s left leg, and she goes down to the mat. Sachie with a sideheadlock now and Kirsten escaping and applying a Hammerlock.

Bishop: The Dangerous Queen twirling around on the mat and reversing the Hammerlock into one of her own. Kirsten with a quick go behind and a Waistlock….AND A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!

(Fans cheering as the ref slides into position.)

Ref:….1…2…kick out!

Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining

Bishop: Both women back up to the neutral position and a Collar and Elbow tie up. Kirsten a lot strong than the former champ, backing her into the corner. She Irish whips her to the far corner, no, Reversal!

Mutt: The Vindicator goes flying in the corner! Man, did she hit hard. DQ now, with a head of steam and NAILS HER WITH A HANDSPRING ELBOW! Sachie now, stepping back and begins nailing away on the Vindicator of vicious kick to the body and head. I love it! I haven’t seen Sachie like this in a long time.

Bishop: The Vindicator fighting out of the corner with Karate Chops! Look at the power of Kirsten Dunst. Sachie humbling under those awesome blows. Sachie backed into the middle of the ring, and Kirsten with a Front Face lock….AND A FISHERMAN’S BUSTER!!!!

(Huge crowd pop!)

Mutt: Sachie is wrestling with a bit more “fire” tonight. She is letting her vicious side come through, and I think it is about time. That Dragon Trio stick has gotten her too soft.

Bishop: Kirsten Dunst has Sachie planted with a Reverse Chinlock, and her game plan has been as sound as any. And Sachie can’t match power blows with this strong woman.

Mutt: Sachie getting up to her feet and escapes with a Fireman’s Carry Takeover. The Vindicator back up and an Armdrag Takedown by DQ. The Vindicator up again and DQ with another Armdrag Takedown. The Vindicator up a third time and DQ with an Uranage Throat Slam!

(Fans cheering on Sachie Yokoyama as she pick up the Kirsten Dunst.)

Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.

Bishop: Sachie double underhooking the arms, and a Tiger Driver Powerbomb! She grapevines the leg….1…2…1/2! Kirsten quickly up to her feet and Sachie with a Strong Kick to the midsection and CONNECTS WITH A SAITO BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!

Ref: 1….2….kick out!

(Big crowd pop as Kirsten Dunst kicks out!)

Mutt: The fans are really starting to warm up to Kirsten Dunst. She’s got guts to go up against the former Western Heritage Champion.

Bishop: Sachie with a pick up and Kirsten Dunst with an Inside Cradle!

Ref: 1…………………………….2……………………3!

(Big Crowd pop!)

Bishop: No! She kicked out. She almost upset DQ with that one. Dunst with a vicious Karate Chop to the chest as she Irish Whips Sachie to the ropes. Sachie bounces off and the Vindicator nails off the ropes with a Powerslam! WoW!

(Dawg Pound barking: Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!)

Mutt: The Vindicator with another pick up and Irish Whips DQ to the ropes. DQ bounces off and the Vindicator with a Military Press…..

Bishop: ….but the Dangerous Queen sliding down her back and applying a Sunset Flip!!!!

Ref: 1……………………………..2……………………… 3!


(Crowd pops big time!)

Spud: At 12 minutes 13 seconds, your winner via pinfall is…..the ‘Dangerous Queen’ Sachie Yokoyama!

(Crowd cheers as they hear ‘Antonio Baka Guy’ by Shonen Knife)

Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama sliding out of the ring with a win. She may have underestimated the Vindicator early on, but she quickly gained a lot of respect for the newcomer.

Mutt: Sachie sending a message to the Western Heritage champ with that Sunset Flip! I tell ya, Officer Order better take notice! Great match from the Vindicator. She’ll be a contender if she keeps wrestling like that.

Bishop: Fans, that’s all for tonight. For all of us here at the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance, I’m Allen Bishop. Goodbye Everybody.



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