Scene opens up on a jammed packed Cow Palace in San Francisco, California. There are 29,698 screaming fans in attendance. “Atomic Dog” by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as “THE DAWG POUND” and this is……..
GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE
Bishop: Wrestling fans, we are here live at the San Francisco Cow Palace. San Francisco is home to such superstars as former Western Heritage Champion ‘Double O’ Officer Order and the 1996 Ironwoman Daisy Butterfly.
(Fans are chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)
Mutt: Allen Bishop, these morons can’t wait to see their ‘hero’ Daisy Butterfly! And it makes me sick to my stomach to think that this is her hometown. They’re even more fanatical than ever. Held, there are people in the Dawg Pound who are waving ‘We love Daisy sings’!
Bishop: Fans, all the hoopla is because of this phenomenal card. Daisy Butterfly takes on longtime nemesis Nikita Marx in a return submission bout from a couple months back! Also on the card, the Western Heritage championship is on the line. Sachie Yokoyama in her first title defense against upstart challenger ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda.
Mutt: Let’s not forget our double Main Event, huh? You got ‘Playmate’ Dixie Foxy going up against ‘Fear Factory’ Lanny Manson. And of course, the battle of the mob, Big Ma Porter takes on ‘the Legend’ Micki Duran. Both matches are part of that World title tournament!
Bishop: This is gonna be one of the hottest cards we’ve had in a long time! Fans, don’t even blink tonight, because you might miss something.
(Fans all cheering as Spud McKenzie heads down the aisle!)
Mutt: Everybody is on the card tonight! Lanny, Daisy, Sachie, Radhi, Porter, Duran and the ‘Playmate’. All we need is Demonica, and we could have a Battle Royal!
Bishop: Fans, Spud is in the ring, let’s hook ’em up!
(Fans all cheering as Spud McKenzie stands poised in the ring….)
Spud: Ladies and Gentlemen. Wrestling fans from around the world…San Francisco Cow Palace are you ready!?
(Fans scream: YES!!!!!)
Spud: I said ARE YOU READY?!
(Fans scream: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Spud: Then Let’s Get Rrrrrrready to Rrrrrrrumble!!!
(Fans cheer as horns go off & Spud McKenzie stands ready.)
Nikita Marx vs. Daisy Butterfly
Spud: Our first contest is a special match in which a winner can only be declared upon submission! It is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!
(Fans boos as they hear the ‘Russian National Anthem’.)
Spud: Hailing from Moscow, Russia! She stands 6 feet tall, weighing in at 150 pounds, here is…’La Femme Nikita’ Nikita Marx!
(Nikita has bleached her hair white, and now wears a Black Tightfitting body stocking, combat boots, and is carrying an old style USSR flag to ringside.)
Bishop: Nikita Marx marching down the waving that damn Soviet flag! And these San Franciscans can’t stand the arrogant Russian.
(Fans chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)
Mutt: Nikita is here to prove a point! She’s a nationalistic woman who isn’t afraid to hide what she stands for. Nikita, show the so called Ironwoman what the Kremlin is all about!
Bishop: Good God! Let’s hear the announcements for Daisy Butterfly….
(Fans cheer and shoot out of their seats as they hear “Nutcracker Suite”!)
Spud: And her opponent!
(A spotlight shines on Daisy Butterfly who stands near the entrance way, with her hands on her hips, pointing around the arena!)
Spud: Hailing from the heart of the Bay Area, San Francisco, California! She is 5 feet 7 inches, 130 pounds. Here is….Daisy Butterfly!!!
(Fans cheer as Daisy Butterfly heads down the aisle slapping hands with fans. She enters the ring wearing a sparkling silver bodysuit with the words “IRONWOMAN” written on the lower back in a crescent along with red boots and kneepads.)
Mutt: Daisy is in the ring, and look at the way she and Nikita are glaring at each other. Nikita still waving that flag as she walks around the ring. Daisy pointing out to the fans all over the stadium!
(Fans chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)
Bishop: If Officer Order were here tonight, I don’t think the seats could hold all of the fans that would’ve made it here tonight! Daisy is just electrifying the crowd!!!
Mutt: Shut up, Bishop! Spud has something to say.
Spud: Wrestling fans, at the request of Ms. Nikita Marx, she asks…
(Nikita Marx whispers in his ear.)
Spud: She *Demands* that you all rise and stand in homage as she sings the Russian National Anthem.
Mutt: Oh boy….
(Fans erupt as Daisy Butterfly charges Nikita Marx. She drops the microphone and Daisy shouts ‘USA’ into it!)
Bishop: Nikita Marx has rolled out to the floor, and Daisy is leading chants of ‘USA’!
(Fans chanting: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!)
Mutt: Nikita Marx climbing through the ropes, and forget technical wrestling! This is a fight!
Bishop: Nikita Marx with big forearms to the chest of Daisy Butterfly. Daisy backed into a corner, and the ref wants a break. Nikita breaking cleanly….and Daisy with Open Hands Slaps to the chest!
Mutt: Nikita with tie up, and Daisy is bullied into the ropes. The ref wants a break, and Daisy with a hard right hand! Another jab, and Nikita with big Forearms to the head of Daisy! She Irish Whips Daisy to the far ropes, she bounces off, and Nikita Marx *MISSES* the running clothesline!
(Fans all cheering as Daisy Butterfly runs to the far ropes.)
Bishop: Daisy bouncing off the ropes and nailing Marx with a Flying Headscissors….
Mutt: …but can’t get Marx over for the Frankensteiner! Marx too strong! Marx with a Waistlock, no! Daisy quickly sitting up and shifting her weight to catch Nikita into a Victory Roll!!!!
(Fans all on their feet as Daisy Butterfly bounces back up to her feet.)
Bishop: Nikita quickly up to her feet and Daisy with a head snapping Dropkick!!! Nikita back up and Daisy with a Single Leg Takedown and slapping on an Armbar!
(Fans all cheer as Nikita Marx slaps the mat in anger!)
Bishop: If this is a match in which pinfalls mattered, that Victory Roll may have surprised the big Russian enough to put her away! Rather uncharacteristic of Daisy Butterfly.
Mutt: Nikita up to her feet scrambling, and Daisy winding up and twisting that arm. Nikita countering and flooring Daisy with a quick Leg Sweep….and Marx with a Leg Drop to Daisy’s bicep! Beautiful Mat Wrestling!
Bishop: Marx still with that armbar, suddenly straddling Daisy, and now with a Waistlock! Daisy reaching around Marx’s head, and slapping on a Side Headlock….and now a Standing Switch…
Mutt: Marx with a Reversal, slapping on a Waistlock and nailing the East German Belly to Back Suplex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fans booing as Nikita Marx gets to her feet, and bows before the fans!)
Bishop: Nikita Marx now with a Single Leg Pick up and drops a hammering elbow to that right knee of Daisy Butterfly! Daisy slapping on a quick headscissors, and Marx scooting over and sets her foot on the rope.
Mutt: Both women back up and Daisy and Marx locking up….and Marx with a high knee to the midsection. Now a kick to the right leg, and Daisy counters with an Open Hand Slap to the chest!
Bishop: Nikita with a thumb to the throat, hobbling over Daisy Butterfly….and Nikita slaps on a Side Headlock for a Side Russian Leg Sweep!
(Fans booing and begin to chant: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!)
Mutt: Nikita quickly spinning around to her feet, and now a Single Leg Pick up. Nikita kicking away at the hamstrings of Daisy, and she’s been focusing on that lower body all night!
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: It’s been a long 5 minutes in that ring! Nikita applying a Spinning Toe Hold, and Daisy is in serious pain! Daisy immediately crawling for the ropes and getting them.
Mutt: Nikita with a pickup and an Elbowsmash to the head. Another Elbowsmash, and now she Irish Whips the Ironwoman to the far ropes. Nikita with a head of steam as Daisy bounces off….
Bishop: ….AND DAISY BUTTERFLY WITH A GUTWRENCH PICK UP AND A GUTBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fans all cheering as the kneeling Daisy Butterfly slaps the mat.)
Bishop: Daisy will not be put away! Daisy with a pickup and an Armbar. Marx countering out, and Daisy countering out and executes an Armdrag Takedown! Marx back up and another Armdrag Takedown!
(Fans cheer as Nikita Marx hits the mat.)
Mutt: Daisy Butterfly with a pickup and applying another Armbar. Now a stiff kick to the midsection, and Marx is double over!
Bishop: Daisy tightening up that Armbar. Oh no! Daisy Butterfly with a head of steam…..AND BULLDOGS NIKITA MARX’S LEFT ARM!
(Fans cheering as Daisy Butterfly wobbly rises to her feet, and points out to the Dawg Pound.)
Bishop: Daisy with a single arm pick up, and slaps the arm between her legs. She drops to her own back and applies pressure for the Cross Armbar!!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Nikita Marx kicks frantically at the mat in pain.)
Mutt: This is the prelude to the Butterfly Deathlock armbar! Nikita is being prepped for it early!
Bishop: These two have met several times. The first time was in the Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio! I believe it was Daisy’s debut in Grand Dragon, and they fought tooth and nail in that one! The times have changed, but these two have only gotten better with time.
Mutt: Nikita frantically trying to slither her big body around on the mat….and connects with a Headscissors. Daisy Butterfly releasing the hold, and getting to her knees for a kick out!
Bishop: Nikita and Daisy both getting up to their feet, and Nikita charging Daisy! Daisy dropping down to the mat and Nikita hops over. Nikita bouncing off the ropes and Daisy Butterfly DUCKING the Russian Sickle.
Mutt: Daisy Butterfly sprinting across the ring as Nikita heads for the near ropes. Both women bouncing off the ropes and Nikita with a leap frog….
Bishop: …AND DAISY BUTTERFLY CATCHES HER UNDERNEATH AND DRIVES HER INTO THE MAT WITH A POWERSLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Dawg Pound erupting as fans cheer!)
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Bishop: Nikita rolling out to the floor, and Daisy following! Nikita and Daisy exchanging punches on the outside! The stronger Marx humbling Nikita with an Elbowsmash to the head. Marx now, grabbing the Ironwoman by the back of her head and nailing her into the ring apron!
Mutt: Daisy is stunned! Marx now, with an Elbowsmash to the head, and Irish Whipping Daisy….
Mutt: ….no! Daisy with a Reversal and Nikita Marx goes flying into the guard railing!!!!!
(Biggest pop thus far as Nikita Marx crumbles to the floor.)
Bishop: No one gets Daisy’s dander up like the big Russian. The ref is out on the floor, trying to persuade Daisy to get into the ring. Daisy ignoring him for the moment. Daisy with a pickup, and nails Marx with an Open Hand Slap to the chest. Daisy now, with a Hammerlock and a head of steam….
Mutt: …..AND RAMS NIKITA’S SHOULDER INTO THE RING POST!!!
(Dawg Pound cheers as Nikita Marx falls to the floor.)
Bishop: Nikita is hurt! The ref chiding Daisy, and Daisy climbing the ring steps….
Mutt: ….AND COMES FLYING OFF WITH A BULLDOG!
(Fans all cheering as Nikita Marx’s head bounces off the floor.)
Bishop: Daisy with a pickup, and rolls Marx into the ring. She’s feeling it right now!!!!
(Fans still screaming as Daisy Butterfly climbs up the steps into the ring.)
Bishop: Daisy with a pickup, and Irish Whipping Nikita Marx to the far ropes. Marx bouncing off….and Daisy NAILS her with a Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fans all chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)
Bishop: She’s gonna end it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mutt: Nikita has crawled into the corner, and the ref is pushing away Daisy Butterfly. Nikita must have hurt her knee or something from that move. She’s adjusting the inside of her boot.
Spud: 60 seconds left. 60 seconds remaining!
Bishop: Daisy pulling Nikita out of the corner by her hair! The mat wrestler at her finest, Daisy with a Single Arm pick up, and she’s making the sign!
Mutt: Daisy with a Step over Armbar….and Nikita nails her in the head! What a punch! Daisy is down. She’s down on her face! The ref looking over, and Daisy looks out of it!
Bishop: Nikita has something in her armpit! She tosses it to the outside, and crawls over to Daisy Butterfly. She applies a Frontface Lock!!!!
Mutt: Nikita asking for the call. The ref picks up Daisy’s hand the first time…….
(Fans all on their feet booing!)
Mutt: It drops! The ref picks up Daisy’s hand the second time…….
(Fans chanting: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!)
Spud: 30 seconds!
Bishop: It drops! The ref picks up Daisy’s hand the third time…………
(Fans all booing as Nikita Marx rises to her feet, and clutches her arm in pain.)
Bishop: How bogus can you get?! The ref raising Nikita Marx’s hand in victory? She nailed Daisy with some kind of foreign object. She had to have!
Mutt: It’s over, and that’s that! Nikita with a submission win….with a FRONTFACE LOCK!!! I love it!
Spud: Wrestling Fans, at 14 minutes 50 seconds, your winner via submission…..’La Femme Nikita’ Nikita Marx!!!
(Thunderous boos as fans hear the theme to ‘Point of No Return’!)
Bishop: Nikita Marx stomping away on Daisy Butterfly. And you see that! Daisy was busted open! Marx had to have nailed her with a foreign object.
(Fans chanting: USA! USA! USA! USA!)
Mutt: The ref threatening a reversal, and Marx exiting the ring. Hold on! Marx has the flag, and has reentered. She salutes Daisy Butterfly…. and lays it over her dead body!!!!! (Laughing hysterically!)
Bishop: SHE’S *NOT* DEAD! Nikita Marx finally exiting the ring, and the ref is trying to help Daisy get to her feet.
(Fans boo as ‘the Dangerous Queen’ Sachie Yokoyama runs down the aisle.)
Mutt: Sachie entering the ring, and tossing the flag aside. Daisy is barely coherent. Sachie walking Daisy out of the ring and up the aisle. What a great day in wrestling! Chalk up another win to Nikita Marx!
Bishop: (Solemn.) Well fans, before we get on to our next match, we have MISTER Furious Styles in the ring for a special edition of HOUSE of STYLES.
(MISTER Furious Styles stands poised in the middle of the ring as the Dawg Pound cheers.)
STYLES: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy! MISTER Furious Styles back at ya with a special edition of HOUSE of STYLES. Fans, I’ve got an interview with a young upstart here in Grand Dragon! Please welcome along with her manager Jason Payne…..’The Vindicator’ Kirsten Dunst.
(Fans cheer as they hear ‘The Show Must Go On’ by Queen!)
Mutt: I wonder what this little goody-two-shoes has to say now!
(The Vindicator enters the ring wearing her usual wrestling singlet in green and silver. As always she is followed by Jason Payne who wears a dark suit.)
Vindicator: Before I say anything else I would just like to say that I truly appreciate the support all of you great fans have given me through good times as well as bad times. Thank you!
(Fans cheering as Kirsten Dunst looks around the arena.)
As for the actions of some of the other GDWA wrestlers they leave a lot to be desired. It seems to me like jumping others or backstabbing them is rapidly becoming the major way to winning at this point of time. Well, I think that only shows what poor confidence in your own abilities you have. Anyway, the Fall Moonsault has come and gone, and now we are on to the usual business.
Payne: Speaking of the Moonsault I would just like to remind you all that I predicted the outcome, and I quote “Hmm, I guess she could go all the way but my money is on Daisy Butterfly. She reminds me of the good old days of wrestling and that’s why she will win. Speaking of wins we need to decide who you shall challenge after the PPV.” I guess Sam Mutt wasn’t even close as usual! I predicted the Ironwoman and I was as usual correct.
Mutt: What the hell? I should kick his ol’ elderly ass right now!
Bishop: Sam, calm down!
Vindicator: Yeah, I guess you were right on that one, but you also brought up the point of my next opponent. That brings me to the cowards in the Evil Empire….
Vindicator: ….the cowards in the Evil Empire, who can’t seem to win a match without constantly interfering. If you want a piece of the Vindicator I am not too hard to find.
Payne: Well, I suppose it’s time to step up the competition a little. Taking on the Evil Empire would certainly be a step in the right direction. You should start by challenging the “Playmate” Dixie Foxy.
Vindicator: She has ducked me before, but perhaps this time she will have the courage to at least come out and tell everyone what a miserable little coward she is.
Payne: Hey! Don’t now go and get all high and mighty on me. Although the Playmate is indeed a bigmouth she is also a quite capable adversary who shouldn’t be underestimated by anyone. In my days we didn’t care too much for all this showing off and stuff. We just kept to the basics, which is defeating your opponent.
Vindicator: Well, times change you know. As for the Weasel Empire I will give you this warning. Taking on the overrated Playmate will only be the first step in taking you gals down a few notches. You have had it a long time coming. So go ahead and act as the whining little brats you are and complain, cheat like the cowards you are, but I will be persistent and in the end victorious.
Jason Payne: If you expect to win against bigtime cheaters and top performers you will have to be a lot sharper than you have been in the past. Pretty soon now I guess we will find out if you have indeed improved and listened to my advice. If you have you will fare well, that I know.
Vindicator: I think a good advice would be to not take me lightly either, cause I have learned a lot lately and I don’t intend to take any easy losses anymore. From now on I will move upwards in the rankings, and make my family proud of me, and anyone standing in my way will learn the hard way not to mess with the Vindicator.
(Fans cheer as they leave the ring.)
STYLES: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, boy! You heard it first, right here on the HOUSE of STYLES. And if any of you rough neck wrestlers want to be on the HOUSE Of STYLES, give me a mail at: Purdue@concentric.net That’s all for this week, back to you Allen Bishop!
Bishop: The Vindicator letting it be known she will not be intimidated by the Evil Empire. Heck, she just challenged Dixie Foxy to a match!
Mutt: BIG MISTAKE! The Playmate has been one of those wrestlers who always seems to find her way into the top 10 of contention. And despite her loss at the Fall Moonsault, she’s still a bad ass. Vindicator, don’t play around with the Playmate. Your career might be in jeopardy.
Bishop: We’ll see about that. Anyway fans, our next match….
Mutt: Hold on, Bishop! We got a commercial coming.
Bishop: What? What the hell you mean a commercial?
Mutt: (Laughs) Watch look and listen. Roll it boys.
(Loud, throbbing heavy metal music begins to play, as various clips of GDWA superstars play. Micki Duran’s voice begins to do the voiceover.)[Micki] The Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance. Nothing like it in the world.
(Clip of Micki Duran with the figure four on Indigo Browne.)[Micki] (She laughs.) Want to take a “break” from things? Watch the Saturday Night Special, right here on Channel 8, every Saturday night at 7. If you listen really closely this week, you’ll be able to hear Ma Porter beg for mercy when I slap the figure four on her on my way to the World Championship.
(The camera comes in on Micki Duran. She is wearing close to nothing, and has “GDWA” painted on her body. Her long black hair is tied in a huge green bow.)[Micki] The GDWA…hotter than you can handle.
(The camera fades out as the GDWA logo comes on the screen.)
Bishop: What nerve!
Mutt: That’s why I love that woman.
(Fans are still booing as Spud McKenzie re-enters the ring.)
GDWA Western Heritage Championship: Sachie Yokoyama vs. Radhi Ananda
Spud: Ladies and gentlemen, our next contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit! And it is, for the GDWA WESTERN HERITAGE CHAMPIONSHIP!
(Fans all on their feet cheering as ‘Jungle Radhi Ananda runs down the aisle.)
Spud: The challenger, hailing from Bombay, India! She is 5 feet 5 inches, 135 pounds, here is…..’Jungle’ Radhi Ananda! (The wild haired Radhi Ananda slides into the ring barefoot and wearing a loose, tiger print garment with bone and bead necklaces around her neck.)
Mutt: The fans seem to love her here in San Francisco! And I’m not talking about the hardcores, I mean everybody!
Bishop: Radhi Ananda with her second shot at a GDWA title. Her first was against Demonica for the Internet title. Critics have said that Jungle is just too wild to be focused enough to wear a GDWA strap.
Mutt: And that’s what Congo Paul provided for her. Some discipline and focus. Hell, the woman doesn’t have an original thought in her head.
Bishop: Anyway, she’s got a tall in trying to arrest the Western Heritage title from ‘Dangerous Queen’ Sachie Yokoyama.
Mutt: I wonder if we’re gonna see the green mist?
Spud: And, her opponent…
(Fans boo as they hear ‘Antonio Baka Guy’ by Shonen Knife.)
Spud: Hailing from Tokyo, Japan. She is 5 feet 6 inches, 140 pounds! The Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance Western Heritage Champion…..’The Dangerous Queen’ Sachie Yokoyama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fans boo and chant: ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! ORDER!)
Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama heading down the aisle literally stunned. She’s being booed nearly as harshly as Nikita Marx was. I don’t understand it.
(Fans continue to boo as Sachie Yokoyama heads down the aisle wearing a Red and White wrestling singlet with cut offs right above the knees. The Western Heritage title sparkles around her waist!)
Bishop: Daisy Butterfly obviously not accompanying the champ because of her injuries…..And Sam, San Francisco doesn’t appreciate the champ at all! I don’t understand.
Mutt: You’re and idiot, Bishop! This is Officer Order’s home town. Sachie Yokoyama just arrested the title from her at the Fall Moonsault. This is Double O’s hometown. You think they aren’t a part of that East/West rivalry? Look, fans are thrusting signs in Sachie’s face that say, “Double O is still champ!” and “Dragon Duo!” Of course there’s no love in San Fran!
Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama looking rather somber while she’s climbing through the ropes….AND ‘JUNGLE’ RADHI ANANDA ON THE ATTACK!!!!!!
Mutt: Sachie is being pummeled with rights and lefts! Jungle grabbing Sachie by the back of her head, running over to the corner, and slams Sachie’s head into the middle Turnbuckle!!!!!
(Dawg Pound explodes)
Bishop: Jungle now, Irish whipping her out of the corner, no, reversal! Jungle running into the far corner, Ric Flair flips over the turnbuckles, AND SLINGSHOTS HERSELF INTO THE RING NAILING THE CHAMPION WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Sachie Yokoyama hits the mat!)
Mutt: Jungle with a pickup, and throws Sachie over the top rope to the outside! Jungle is about to do a job on DQ!
Bishop: Jungle running over to the corner, climbing up the turnbuckles. Sachie gets to her feet……!
Mutt: AND JUNGLE RADHI ANANDA NAILS HER WITH A DROPKICK FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Bishop: Both women are down, but Sachie Yokoyama easily getting the worse of that one. The ref begins his count, and you’ve got to wonder if Sachie Yokoyama was ready for this one!
Mutt: You don’t go into a match with Radhi Ananda expecting a match. It’s gonna be a fight! Sachie better turn this around quick before she gets hurt.
Bishop: Jungle slow to her feet, and rolls into the ring, and right back out. Jungle on the ring apron, getting a head of steam jumping off….. Mutt: …and gets NAILED with a Thrust kick to the midsection! Jungle is down on the floor, rolling around grabbing her gut. Sachie wobbly heading over to Radhi Ananda. Sachie with a Front Face Lock, and hoists her up for a Fisherman’s’ Buster on the outside!!!!!!
(Most fans boo and hardcores cheer as Sachie Yokoyama enters the ring!)
Bishop: Jungle looks out of it. Sachie is pissed off in a major way as she unstraps the belt. Look, her nose is busted open, and she hardly made it into the ring. Jungle, slowly getting to her feet, and is heading for the ring stairs.
(Fans chanting: Radhi! Radhi! Radhi! Radhi! Radhi!)
Bishop: Jungle in the ring, and Sachie with Reverse Knife Edges to the chest! The Indian from Bombay is getting nailed. Sachie bullying Jungle into the adjacent corner, and nailing away with Strong Kicks to the midsection.
Mutt: Sachie taking a step backwards, and NAILING Radhi Ananda with a Spinwheel Kick!
(Fans boo as Radhi Ananda crumbles in the corner.)
Mutt: This match has been long and coming. Ever since the Summer Supercard pay per view where Sachie won the Battle Royal for the belt, Radhi Ananda has felt that she was robbed of the title. Sachie nailed her with a chair shot, and that was all she wrote!
Bishop: Sachie with a Neckmare out of the corner, and backs into the ropes, bounces off….and MISSES the Spinning Elbow Drop!
(Fans cheer as Radhi Ananda rolls out of the way!)
Bishop: Both women back up, and Jungle with stiff punches to the head of Sachie Yokoyama. Sachie returning the favor, and the ref trying to break it up. He gets it, and Sachie with a nasty Reverse Knife edge to the chest!
(Fans groan as ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda’s flesh crackles from the shot!)
Mutt: Sachie Yokoyama Irish Whipping Jungle to the near ropes, she bounces off, and Sachie connecting with a High Back Body Drop!
Bishop: But Jungle landed on her feet! Sachie turning around…AND JUNGLE NAILS HER WITH A HEART PUNCH! Sachie is down on her knees. Jungle slapping on an Armbar now, and DROPKICKS HER IN THE SHOULDER!!!
(Fans cheer as Sachie Yokoyama is driven into the mat!) Bishop: Jungle twisting that Armbar, and ANOTHER Dropkick to the shoulder area! Sachie is in serious pain! Hold on! Sachie with a Drop toe hold, and Jungle is down. Sachie up to her feet, and nailing away with Strong Kicks to the midsection of the challenger.
Mutt: Personally, I’d like to see Sachie employ more technical moves. Fighting it out with Radhi isn’t a smart thing to do!
Bishop: Jungle slowly getting up to her feet, and Sachie with a Superkick!
(Fans boo as ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda collapses up against the ring ropes.)
Bishop: Sachie Irish Whipping Jungle to the far ropes. Sachie with a head of steam as Jungle bounces off….and nails Jungle with a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker!!!!
(Fans boo as Sachie Yokoyama makes the cover.)
Ref: …..1………………………2………………..shoulder up!
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Sachie with a pickup and a Reverse Knife Edge to the chest! Ouch! Another one, and Jungle backs into the ropes. Sachie with another Reverse Knife Edge, and now Strong Kicks to the midsection!
Mutt: The ref calling for the break, and gets it cleanly….
Bishop: ….but Jungle with a rake to the eyes!
Bishop: Jungle Irish Whipping Sachie to the far corner, no, reversal! Jungle hits hard, and Sachie now, with a head of steam….MISSING the Handspring Elbow!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Radhi Ananda dives out of the corner.)
Bishop: Jungle grabbing that left arm, and driving stiff kicks into the armpit! Jungle now, snapping that left over the top rope, and tugging away! The referee admonishing her, and is starting his count….1..2…..3….4.. and Jungle breaks!
Mutt: Jungle Irish Whipping Sachie to the far corner as she picks up a head of steam! Sachie bounces out of the corner, hitting hard, and Jungle Radhi Ananda hoists her up for a Military Press….
Bishop: She’s not strong enough to hold her! Sachie sliding down her back and rolls her up into a Small Package!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fans all booing as the referee slides into position for the cover.)
(Fans groan as Radhi Ananda kicks out!)
Bishop: Sachie with a pickup and another Reverse Knife Edge! Jungle doubles over. Hold on, Sachie scoops her up and nails Jungle with a Shoulder Breaker! Lateral Press…..1………………….2….kick out!
(Fans all booing as Sachie Yokoyama heads toward the corner!)
Bishop: She’s about to go up top! Sachie Yokoyama climbing up the turnbuckles, and is perched up top. She Swan Dives off……and NAILS the Flying Headbutt!!!!!
(Most fans boo!)
Mutt: No cover! Jungle rolling over onto her chest, and Sachie nailing away on Jungle with punches. Man, Sachie sure doesn’t seem to get along with fan favorites.
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
(Fans chanting: Radhi! Radhi! Radhi! Radhi! Radhi!)
Bishop: Sachie with a pickup, and another Reverse Knife Edge! WoW!!! Now an Irish Whip to the far ropes as Sachie picks up a head of steam…..hold on! Jungle with a Springboard AND NAILS SACHIE YOKOYAMA WITH A MOONSAULT!!!
(Thunderous cheers from the Dawg Pound as Radhi Ananda scurries over toward the corner.)
Bishop: No cover! No cover from that Moonsault! Jungle is going up top!
Mutt: That could be a mistake!
(Fans still cheering as ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda climbs the turnbuckles!)
Bishop: She’s perched up top! She jumps…..and NAILS the Guillotine Leg Drop on the shoulder of Sachie Yokoyama.
Mutt: And I think I understand the strategy. At the Fall Moonsault, Double O dismantled both shoulders and the back of the Dangerous Queen. Jungle is trying to reaggravate that injury!
(Fans erupt in cheers as ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda stomps away on Sachie Yokoyama’s shoulder.)
Mutt: Jungle with a pickup, and pounding away with punches to the head of Sachie Yokoyama! Jungle reaching back, and MISSES the Heart punch…
Bishop: Sachie locked the arm! The champion now, grabbing Jungle around her throat and nails her with an Uranage Throat Slam! Jungle back up and another Uranage Throat Slam! Jungle up a third time and for a third time Sachie nails her with an Uranage Throat Slam!!!! Jungle isn’t getting up!
(A small Sachie Yokoyama contingency shoots out of their seats cheering as most of the Cow Palace boos!)
Bishop: Sachie clutching her left arm. I think Jungle did the damage. Sachie with a pickup, and Irish Whips Jungle to the near ropes, no, reversal!
Mutt: Sachie bounces off and Jungle with a high back body drop…..
Mutt: ….no! Sachie slapping on a Waistlock, and rides the momentum….all the way over! She’s up on her feet with ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda hoisted up above her head. Her arm is trembling! Sachie with a head of steam…..AND NAILS A RUNNING TIGER DRIVER POWER BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The Dawg Pound even cheers as Sachie Yokoyama cradles the leg for the cover!)
Bishop: What a kick out! What reserve from Radhi Ananda!
Mutt: I think she had her beat! Sachie just wasn’t strong enough with that maimed limb to keep Jungle down on the mat!
Bishop: Sachie with a pickup and a Reverse Knife Edge! WoW! What a snap. Jungle doubles over, AND SACHIE YOKOYAMA SCOOPS HER UP FOR THE…………..
Mutt: ….no! ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda slips behind her back and slaps on a FULL NELSON!!!!!!! Sachie Yokoyama scurrying for the ropes…..and ‘JUNGLE’ RADHI ANANDA BRIDGES BACKWARDS FOR THE DRAGON SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Huge crowd pop as ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda howls in joy!)
Bishop: RADHI WINS THE TITLE!!!! RADHI WINS THE TITLE!!!! RADHI WINS THE TITLE!!!!!!!
Mutt: This is nothing short of a MAJOR upset! This is the biggest title upset in GDWA History! I can’t believe this.
Spud: Wrestling Fans! At 13 minutes 37 seconds, your winner via pinfall, and Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance WESTERN HERITAGE CHAMPION…..’Jungle’ Radhi Ananda!
(Fans cheering as the referee hands ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda the belt.)
Bishop: Sachie Yokoyama clutching her arm. She’s in pain. Jungle with a perfect strategy on the unsuspecting champion!
Mutt: She took the fight right to Sachie Yokoyama, and she bit. Sachie should have mat wrestled the wild woman. Jungle made several mistakes in that match up, but the biggest mistake was by Sachie Yokoyama.
(Fans boo as Sachie Yokoyama heads back up the aisle.)
Bishop: ‘Jungle’ Radhi Ananda strapping on the belt, and clutching her bruised ribs. She’s leaving ringside to an incredible ovation!
(Fans chanting: Radhi! Radhi! Radhi! Radhi! Radhi! Radhi!)
Mutt: Well, let’s move on to our next match! It’s World title time.
Dixie Foxy vs. Lanny Manson
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit. It is a preliminary World title match up, and is the first part of our double Main Event.
(Fans boo as they hear ‘Same Ol’ Situation’ by Motley Crue.)
Spud: First, hailing from Wherever Her Sexy Body Want to!
(Fans booing even louder.)
Spud: She is 5 feet 7 inches, 125 pounds! Here is ‘Playmate’ Dixie Foxy!
(Some men whistle but most fans boo as the bleached blond Dixie Foxy heads down the aisle wearing a 2 piece black bikini like outfit.)
Bishop: Dixie Foxy strutting down ringside. One has to wonder where the Evil Empire is. Valkyrie isn’t even down here to accompany her.
Mutt: Well, that’s almost TOO logical. See, if the ‘Playmate’ wins this one, she has to go up against Valkyrie. This way, it’s survival of the fittest. I’m sure the Prince has a bias in favor of Val anyway.
Spud: ….and her opponent!
(Fans cheer wildly as they hear ‘Replica’ by Fear Factory.)
Spud: Hailing from the Streets and Beaches of Los Angeles! She is 5 feet 3 inches, 131 pounds, here is ‘Fffffffffffffffffear’ Factory Lanny Manson!
(Fans cheer as the heavy metal head of the GDWA jogs down ringside. She wears ripped off short jeans, a Fear Factory t-shirt, and long black leather street boots.)
Bishop: Lanny Manson handing her Flying 5 guitar to a ringside attendant, and she enters the ring. Dixie Foxy must be as nervous as she’s ever been in her life.
Mutt: Most definitely!!!! Lanny Manson became World’s Champ during our first World Title tournament in the spring. This is old hat to Lanny. Dixie on the other hand has to defeat a true legend in our sport.
(Huge Crowd pop as Lanny Manson blows a kiss over to ‘Playmate’ Dixie Foxy!)
Bishop: Some mind games going on before the bell. The Playmate and the Fear Factory encircling each other, and Lanny faking the punch. Dixie has to be careful not to turn this into a boxing match!
Mutt: Dixie backing into the corner, and kicks the encroaching Lanny Manson into the midsection! Dixie now, with a Chop to the throat, and Lanny is gasping for air!
Bishop: The referee ordering Dixie to back off. Dixie ignoring him, and jabbing Lanny Manson with punches….
(Fans begin cheering as Lanny Manson shakes off the jabs!)
Bishop: Fear Factory firing back with left jabs. The Playmate backing away as Lanny Manson pummels her with Fists of Fury! Oh my! Dixie Foxy has been floored.
(Fans all cheering as Dixie Foxy falls to the mat.)
Mutt: Manson with a pickup, and nailing away with left hands. Manson with a Front Face Lock and hoists her up…..nailing Dixie with a Brainbuster!
(Fans pop as Lanny Manson runs toward the far ropes!)
Mutt: Dixie Foxy clutching her head as she gets to her feet. Lanny Manson bouncing off the ropes….and NAILS the Flying Forearm!!!!
(Fans all cheering.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Lanny’s going up top!
(Fans cheering as Lanny Manson stands perched on the top turnbuckle!)
Bishop: She’s up high! Lanny Manson jumps…..and HITS the Moonsault.
Mutt: But Dixie Foxy drew up the knees! Dixie now, slow to her feet. She picks up Fear Factory and nails her with another Chop. Now a rake to the eyes, and Lanny is stunned…
Bishop: …and Dixie Foxy connects with a Thrust Kick to the head! Lanny Manson is down! Dixie Foxy with the cover…..1…2…kick out!
Mutt: Dixie Foxy with a pickup, and Irish Whipping Manson to the far corner. Dixie with a head of steam, and NAILS the Pack-a-Lot Attack Splash!! Lanny Manson crumbles to the mat. Yes!
Bishop: Dixie Foxy with the pickup, and slaps Lanny’s head between her legs. Lanny fighting out of it though! Lanny Manson hoisting her up by her legs and nailing Dixie Foxy with an Inverted Atomic Drop!!!!
(Fans cheering as ‘Fear Factory’ Lanny Manson backs into the ropes.)
Bishop: Lanny comes bouncing off the ropes and nails her with a Tornado Punch!!!!!
(Huge crowd pop!)
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining!
Bishop: Lanny Manson looking around the arena. She’s gonna end it! The Playmate Dixie Foxy is in serious trouble! Lanny with a pickup and a Front Face Lock…..DDT!
(Fans barking as ‘Fear Factory’ Lanny Manson points to the Dawg Pound.)
Mutt: Manson with a pickup and standing leg grapevine. She bends Dixie Foxy over and hooks the head for the TRASH ZONE OCTOPUS HOLD!!!! (Fans all cheering and the Dawg Pound is barking: WooF! WooF! WooF!)
Mutt: ‘Playmate’ Dixie Foxy is screaming her head off! Lanny Manson is headbanging to the roar of the crowd. I think this is it.
Bishop: This one is history!
(Fans cheer as they hear ‘Replica’ by Fear Factory!)
Bishop: Dixie Foxy so intimidated from the onset. She never was really able to execute a sound strategy. Chalk up an easy win for ‘Fear Factory’ Lanny Manson.
Mutt: But the question is, how hungry is Lanny Manson? She’s held the gold once before. Does she want to be champion again? I’m not talking about some intellectual desire, I mean a real need!!!
Bishop: I guess we’ll find out next week when she takes on Valkyrie.
Spud: Wrestling fans, at 12 minutes flat, your winner via submission, and advancing in the World Title Tourney….’Fear Factory’ Lanny Manson!
(Fans still cheering as Lanny Manson climbs up to the top turnbuckle and head bangs!)
Bishop: Well, we’ve got one match remaining. The (groans) ‘Legend’ Micki Duran taking on Big Ma Porter. That’s gonna be a colossal confrontation!
Mutt: Wait, we’ve run out of time!!!
Bishop: What the hell do you mean….?
Mutt: Look, we’re gonna have to show it on replay next week on the Saturday Nite Special!!! We’ve run out of TV time. Umm, for everybody here at the GDWA, bye bye.
Bishop: That’s not how you are supposed to do it!