Scene opens up on a jammed packed Oakland Coliseum in Oakland, California. There are 29,698 screaming fans in attendance. “Atomic Dog” by Parliament starts blaring through the speakers. The fans erupt with a standing ovation, the camera zooms in on the east side of the ring, where a whole section of fans are wearing dog masks and barking at the camera as it passes them by. This section is known as “THE DAWG POUND” and this is……..
GRAND DRAGON WRESTLING ALLIANCE
Bishop: Wrestling fans, we are back from the Fall Moonsault, and the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance is back in action! Hi, I’m Allen Bishop along with my broadcast colleague & color man Sam Mutt. Congo Paul will be in a little later to do the tag team commentary.
(Dawg Pound barking as Sam Mutt scarfs down another hot dog & beer.)
Mutt: Allen Bishop, I’m getting goosebumps just thinking about that World Title tournament. Damn, it feels good to have Grand Dragon back in action. We got a hell of a card tonight!
Bishop: No doubt! We have Vixen going up against ‘La Femme Nikita’ Nikita Marx. WE have tag team action in STRIKE as they take on the erratic MISFITS. And of course, in the first bracket of the World Title tournament we have Andrea Chandler as she takes on Dementia Praecox.
Mutt: Yeah, and we also have the past Wrestler of the Month award winner Charlotte La Mancha as she takes on Valkyrie in the 2nd bracket of the World Title tournament. Speaking of tag teams, I hear there will be an interview with one of the premier tag teams of the GDWA.
Bishop: Truly, this is the way all wrestling leagues should start off the year! Okay fans, we have Vixen and Nikita Marx starting off the night!
(Fans all cheering as Spud McKenzie heads down the aisle!)
Mutt: Nikita is gonna show that little girl Vixen what professional wrestling is all about. Beauty Queen, get ready to be squashed by the big Russian!
(Fans all cheering as Spud McKenzie stands poised in the ring….)
Spud: Ladies and Gentlemen. Wrestling fans from around the world…Are you ready!?
(Fans scream: YES!!!!!)
Spud: I said ARE YOU READY?!
(Fans scream: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Spud: Then Let’s Get Rrrrrrready to Rrrrrrrumble!!!
(Fans cheer as horns go off & Spud McKenzie stands ready.)
Nikita Marx vs. Vixen
Spud: Our first contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!
(Fans boos as they hear the theme ‘Point of No Return’.)
Spud: Accompanied down the aisle by her manager Uncle Bob. From Moscow, Russia! Standing 6 feet tall, 150 pounds, here is ‘La Femme Nikita’ Nikita Marx!
(Nikita has bleached her hair white, and now wears a Black Jumpsuit with black web gear–the belt & suspenders they use in the Army to carry their gear. Uncle Bob has on his usual perfect Tux and is carrying a steel Briefcase.)
Bishop: These two make me sick! They almost ruined Daisy Butterfly’s moment of glory when she was crowned as Ironwoman.
Mutt: She could have left the bleached blond hair alone though. I like her better with dark hair.
Bishop: Let’s hear the announcements for Vixen….
(Fans cheer as they hear “She’s Got Legs” by ZZ Top.)
Spud: And her opponent! Accompanied to the ring by her manager Moria O’Mally! Hailing from Dublin, Ireland. 5 feet 10 inches, 155 pounds. Here is Vixen!!!
(Fans cheer as Vixen enters the ring wearing a blue singlet with a Miss Ireland sash around her.)
Mutt: Nikita pointing to the beauty queen and laughing. Oh boy! Look at this!
(Men cheer and whistle as Nikita Marx poses.)
Mutt: I didn’t know she could do the splits LIKE THAT!!!
Bishop: (Blushing) Well, the managers have left the ring, and referee Zelda is going over the rules. Fans, our opening bout is about to get under way….
Mutt: Collar and Elbow tie up, and Nikita with the advantage. She’s the stronger of the two, and pushes Vixen into the ropes. The ref calls for the break….and Marx with a forearm shot to the jaw! Now an Elbowsmash to the head, and Vixen is stunned.
Bishop: The ref pulling her away, and Vixen comes bouncing off the ropes with a big right hand! She reaches back and nails Marx with another right hand! Nikita Marx backing into the far ropes, and Vixen with repeated Elbowsmashes to the head!
(Fans all cheering as Vixen Irish Whips Nikita Marx to the end of the ring.)
Mutt: Marx bouncing off the ropes and Vixen with a Dropkick! The 155 pounder with a head snapping dropkick! Damn.
Bishop: Vixen with a pick up, and an Elbow to the midsection doubling over Marx. Vixen with a Snapmare takeover, and now she’s going up top!
(Fans all on their feet as Vixen climbs the turnbuckles.)
Bishop: She’s up high! Nikita up on her feet…..and Vixen nailing her with a Double Axe Handle to the head!
(Fans all cheer as Nikita Marx hits the mat!)
Ref: 1…………………………2…………………kick out!
Mutt: You know, the last time we saw Vixen, she was wrestling some jobber by the name of Big Bad Bertha from what I remember. And Nikita Marx hasn’t wrestled since losing to Sybil Dawn. Both of these women seeing ring action for the first time in a long time.
Bishop: Vixen with a pick up, and nailing away with punches to the head. Marx backing into the corner, and the ref calling for a break. Vixen back in their now and Marx with a thumb to the throat. Vixen backpedaling as Nikita Marx climbs up to the 2nd turnbuckle……and NAILS an Elbowsmash from the 2nd Turnbuckle! (Fans booing as Vixen hits the mat!)
Bishop: Nikita Marx now with a Single Leg Pick up and drops a hammering elbow to that right knee of Vixen. And now, we are seeing a technician go to work against a brawler!
(Fans booing and begin to chant: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!)
Mutt: Nikita Marx now, pulling Vixen over to the ropes, and ropes that right leg over the middle rope. Nikita now, jumping up into the air, and NAILS that right knee with a butt drop!
(Fans boo even louder as Nikita Marx shouts: USA!)
Mutt: I love Nikita, so arrogant. You know Bishop, it’s interesting to note that Marx isn’t attacking the head to set up for the Red Menace.
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Nikita with a Single Leg Pick up, and now a Spinning Toe Hold! Vixen immediately crawling for the ropes and getting them. Great awareness form the Irishwoman. And yes Sam, it does seem strange that Marx would attack the lower body.
Mutt: Nikita with a pick up and an Elbowsmash to the head. Another Elbowsmash, and Vixen looks dazed on the ropes. You know Bishop, these two are nearly the same weight, but look at the cuts on Nikita Marx. She’s what you call a developed woman.
(Fans all cheering as Vixen begins to fight back with Elbowsmashes of her own.)
Bishop: Vixen fighting off of the ropes with Elbowsmashes of her own! Now quick jabs, and the Russian is backpedaling. Vixen Irish Whipping Marx into the near ropes, Marx bouncing off, and gets nailed with a Clothesline!
(Fans cheer as Nikita Marx hits the mat.)
Mutt: Vixen with a pick up and Marx with a Front Face lock, a quick turnaround maintaining a Side Headlock, and now connecting with a Side Russian Leg Sweep! Marx with a Lateral Press…..1…….2…..Kick out!
(Fans cheering as Nikita Marx flips her over and slaps on a 1/2 Nelson.)
Bishop: Great Technical Wrestling from Nikita Marx. Vixen is grounded, and Moria O’Mally is shouting something. Vixen scuttling over near the ropes, and Nikita shifting her weight and connecting with a German Suplex…1……2…..Vixen kicked out!
Mutt: Nikita had a great bridge on it. She just couldn’t keep the big Irishwoman down!
Bishop: Both women back up to the neutral position and Nikita Marx with a Swinging Neck Breaker! Marx back up, and Drops an elbow to the head of Vixen! Another elbow and Vixen is stunned! Marx laying on her side now, and is crossing her legs! How arrogant!
(Loud chants of ‘USA!’ as Nikita Marx twirls back up to her feet.)
Mutt: Nikita just exuding confidence. Nikita with a Single Leg pick up, and dropping an Elbow to the ring knee! Another Elbow, and Vixen is hurting! Nikita grapevining the leg, and falling back on it! Vixen is in pain with all that pressure on her knee. She’s reaching for the ropes….
Bishop: But Nikita Marx slapping on a Legbar! Stopped her dead in her tracks, and that is textbook mat wrestling.
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Mutt: Uncle Bob on the outside just grinning away. Hey, I would be too except for that Blond hair. It’s got to go.
Bishop: Vixen in a world of hurt as Nikita applies additional pressure. Both Vixen and Nikita have sort of been lost in the shuffle as of late. Nikita a one-time contender to the World title isn’t much of a contender for anything anymore. Vixen as you all know was the #1 contender to the Internet Championship. Both are scratching to get back in championship contention.
(Huge crowd pop as Vixen rakes the eyes of Marx.)
Bishop: Vixen found a way out! Vixen up on her feet, hobbling around. Nikita Marx standing up right now…
Mutt: ….AND VIXEN NAILS NIKITA MARX WITH A CLUBBING CLOTHESLINE!!!!
(Biggest pop thus far as both women hit the mat.)
Bishop: Vixen with a big time hit. Vixen punching away on the prone Nikita Marx. She picks up Marx and nails away with Elbowsmashes to the head! Marx is stumbling backwards, and Vixen Irish Whipping the big Russian to the far ropes.
Mutt: Nikita bouncing off…..AND BASEBALL SLIDES INTO VIXEN’S RIGHT LEG!
(Dawg Pound cheers as Nikita Marx gets to her feet, and taps her foot on the mat.)
Bishop: Vixen is hurt! And Nikita taking her time, so arrogant! But this is the same attitude that earned Sybil Dawn an upset win over her. Nikita with a pick up and lifts Vixen up….and nails a Knee Breaker….
Mutt: ….but she won’t let Vixen hit the mat!!!! Marx with an immediate Waistlock and connects with the East German Belly to Back Suplex!
(Fans all booing as Nikita Marx looks out to Uncle Bob with a slick grin.)
Bishop: Nikita Marx with a Single Leg pick up, and stomping away at Vixen’s hamstrings. Vixen crawling for the ropes, and Nikita with a Spinning Toe Hold into the Figure 4 Leglock!!!!
(Fans all on their feet, expecting a submission.)
Mutt: The ref is asking for it! Vixen is screaming, and she falls back on the mat. The ref makes the count…….1……2…..and Vixen back up!
Bishop: Vixen is trying to reverse it! She’s putting all of her weight into it…..
Bishop: What happened?
Mutt: It’s over, that’s what happened!
Spud: Wrestling Fans, at 13 minutes 45 seconds, your winner via submission…..’La Femme Nikita’ Nikita Marx!!!
(Fans boo as they hear the theme to ‘Point of No Return’!)
Bishop: Nikita Marx exiting the ring, and she and Uncle Bob are arm in arm as they head up the aisle.
Mutt: Just a beautiful match. It was great strategy on the part of Marx. She took away the legs of the high flying brawler, and kept her grounded for most of the match. Nikita Marx earning a hard fought win on Saturday Night.
Bishop: Well fans, before we get on to our next match, we have MISTER Furious Styles in the ring for a special edition of HOUSE of STYLES.
House of Styles: Hyena Queens
(MISTER Furious Styles stands poised in the middle of the ring.)
STYLES: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, boy! MISTER Furious Styles back at ya with a special edition of HOUSE of STYLES. Fans, I’ve got an interview with one of the premier tag teams in all of Grand Dragon….
(Mixture of cheers and boos as fans hear ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ by Guns and Roses!)
STYLES: Here is the ‘Powerbomb’ Angela Bassett, Terry McMillen ‘the Technician’….Please Welcome THE HYENA QUEENS!
(They enter the ring wearing black and red robes with Hyena fur lining. Fans continue to cheer and boo as Terry McMillen points out to all the fans.)
Terry McMillen: Mister Furious Styles, me and the POWERBOMB have something to get off our chests. And with a chest like mine, you better pay close attention!
Mutt: Ooooh baby! That’s what I like.
Bishop: Sam, please!
Terry McMillen: Just like all the great fans around the world, the HYENA QUEENS just got done watching the Fall Moonsault! And we saw some great matches, didn’t we Angela?
Angela Bassett: That’s right, Terry! You had my girl Ma Porter take out Charlotte La Mancha! You had Dark Asylum and the Shadow Warriors going at it. You even had the ‘Playmate’ Dixie Foxy with her hands full….
Terry McMillen: But you know, the problem is….with all those great matches, guess what the highlighted matches on that card were. Officer Order and Lanny Manson.
(Fans cheer as they hear Lanny Manson and Officer Order’s names.)
Angela Bassett: Let me tell you something Mister Furious Styles! That old ‘FLYING FART’ LANNY MANSON couldn’t stay in the ring with the Powerbomb or the Technician for 5 minutes without calling out for some of that glass pipe she used to suck on!!!!
(Dawg Pound cheers as most fans boo!)
Bishop: That’s not funny! Lanny Manson used to have a problem…
Mutt: Sounds like she’s got a BIG problem now! (Laughs!)
Angela Bassett: And Officer Disorder? She can’t hold on to a belt long enough *TO BE* a has-been like Lanny Manson. They call themselves STREET SMART? Nah, they’re JUST PLAIN STUPID!
Terry McMillen: As far as I’m concerned, there’s only 1 Legend in professional wrestling, and girl, you know who you are! So Double O and Double F, if you got the nerve, if it isn’t THAT TIME OF THE MONTH, take us on right here next week in a tag team match up! The Misfits have already seen how tough the HYENA QUEENS are. Do you dare step into the ring with us?
(Fans chanting: Order! Order! Order! & Lanny! Lanny! Lanny!)
Angela Bassett: You two chicks are gonna learn the hard way, just like every other tag team in the GDWA! We’re the best thing happening today, and you can go to the back with that one!
Terry McMillen: Mess with the best and get jobbed like the rest!!!!
(Mixture of cheers as the HYENA QUEENS leave the ring.)
STYLES: I Love it! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, boy! If any of you rough neck wrestlers want to be on the HOUSE Of STYLES, give me a mail at: Purdue@concentric.net. That’s all for this week, back to you guys!
Bishop: My lord! STREET SMART has just been challenged. Hopefully we can get some comments from Lanny Manson and Officer Order.
Mutt: But don’t they know that Officer Order is in the hospital? Maybe they issued the challenge knowing Officer Order can’t wrestle! Hey, I love it! And that old fart, I mean FLYING FART, Lanny Manson is too scared to take the Hyena Queens on with any other partner. Oh, these girls are great.
Bishop: Will you stop that Sam Mutt?! Anyway, you need to get out of here. We’ve got tag team action underway.
Mutt: Okay, okay!
(Fans boo as Congo Paul head down the aisle to the broadcaster’s table.)
Bishop: Well fans, I’ve just been joined at ringside by “Congo” Paul Roberts, which means it’s tag team time!
Congo: Right. Damn, it’s good to be back. I wasn’t sure if I’d make it safely away from the Fall Moonsault.
Bishop: Tonight, we have the latest installment in the on-going Syndicate/Rage family wars. You’ll remember that the Kingpin’s team of STRIKE faced the Browne Girls once already and lost under confusing pretenses. After destroying that team in single’s competition, the Syndicate refocuses their attack on the Misfits; Dalbello and Godiva Rage.
Congo: What little success the Rage family has had here has all been a fluke. The Brownes may be undefeated, but they only got to the top by constant cheating. The Misfits, two hardcore wrestlers if there ever were, were taken to the extreme by the Hyena Queens in an indecisive contest. Hell, even Medusa stepped into the ring here and had her clock cleaned by the one and only Andrea Chandler. Rages, maybe you’re in over your heads.
Bishop: We’ll see. Anyway, Spud has the intros…
The Misfits vs. Strike
Spud: Ladies and gentlemen, the next contest is a tag team event, scheduled for one fall, 20 minute time limit.
(Split crowd cheers and boos as “Listen Up” by the Misfits plays on the PA. The Dawg Pound seems to love it…)
Spud: Accompanied down the aisle by their manager and sister Medusa Rage; at 5’8″ 150lbs, “MS. PERFECT” DALBELLO RAGE!! Her sister, weighing in at 5’6″ 158lbs, GODIVA RAGE!! At a combined weight of 308lbs, THE MISFITS!! (The Rage sisters take to the ring. Medusa and Dalbello portray cool heads as Godiva shakes hands with an appreciative Dawg Pound)
Congo: Hardcore favorites. In my opinion, Godiva Rage is one of the most exciting athletes in the GDWA. She’d do well to distance herself from her past-their-prime sisters and go at it in single’s competition. What I could do with her…
Bishop: She can and does learn a lot from her sisters. The Rage family is near-legendary with regards to their wrestling ability.
Congo: “Near-legendary” being the key phrase.
Spud: And, their opponents…
(“Welcome to the Terrordome” comes on over the PA and the crowd boos)
Spud: Accompanied to the ring by their manager, the Kingpin; at 5’5″ and 117 lbs., HEIDI NOELLE LENHART!! At 5’4″ at 122lbs, “LETHAL” LIZ SINCLAIR!! At a combined 239 lbs.; here is STRIKE!!
(STRIKE charge up the aisle and storm the ring, attacking the Rage family while the crowd gets excited!!)
Bishop: STRIKE HAS CHARGED HEAD-FIRST INTO THE BATTLE AND ARE PUMMELING THE RAGE FAMILY!!
Congo: STRIKE IS FOCUSING ALL THEIR ATTACKS ON MEDUSA!! WHY!?! DALBELLO HAS BEEN TOSSED OVER THE ROPES AND LENHART GOES AFTER HER!!
Bishop: Lenhart after Dalbello; RUNNING CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF HEIDI NOELLE LENHART’S HEAD BY GODIVA!!
(Dawg Pound explodes)
Congo: Godiva is stomping away on Lenhart while Dalbello goes for a chair!! Meanwhile, Liz Sinclair is STILL fighting with Medusa Rage in the ring!! Both of these ladies are damned strong and taking quite a bit of punishment from each other! The ref is trying to intervene and the Kingpin on the outside is yelling at the ref!!
Bishop: LENHART IS NAILED WITH A STEEL CHAIR BY DALBELLO!! HEIDI NOELLE LENHART IS BEING VISCIOUSLY BEATEN BY THE MISFITS ON THE OUTSIDE!!
(Dawg Pound chants “Misfits! Misfits! Misfits!”)
Congo: The Kingpin’s face just turned pale, as if he’s seen a ghost!! He’s trying to call Liz Sinclair off of Medusa!! I think that he’s just realized that Medusa Rage is NOT a member of the Misfits!! She’s just the manager!!
Bishop: Now BOTH the ref and the Kingpin are in the ring trying to pull Medusa and Liz Sinclair apart!!
Congo: On the outside, Godiva with a fall-away slam–LENHART HITS THE STEEL BARRIER HEAD FIRST!!
Bishop: The ref having words with Medusa as Kingpin talks to Liz Sinclair. Liz’s face has just dropped!! She pushes Kingpin out of the way and rolls to the outside!!
Congo: Lenhart is Irish Whipped by Dalbello–WHAT THE HELL?! IT APPEARS THAT A RINGSIDE FAN HAS JUST CLOTHESLINED HEIDI NOELLE LENHART!! AND DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT MAN’S ARM?!
Bishop: LENHART IS DOWN!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT PRESIDENT VESSEY HAS RULED AGAINST RECENTLY!! NO MAN IS ALLOWED TO PHYSICALLY ASSAULT ANY OF OUR WRESTLERS!! WHO WAS THAT?!? HE JUST LEFT THE RINGSIDE AREA!!
Congo: Liz Sinclair pounding away on Godiva Rage now; A SIDEWALK SLAM BY SINCLAIR ON TO THE CHAIR!! Godiva is clutching her back as Sinclair stomps on her chest!!
Bishop: The Kingpin now is shielding the down Lenhart and yelling at the referee!! The ref is calling for the bell…
Bishop: This match is over before it even started. Liz Sinclair is now–STILL–going at it with Dalbello Rage. Medusa helping Godiva up to her feet.
Congo: Sinclair and Dalbello getting in a few final shots as additional referees storm the area and try and break them up. What the hell happened here?!
Bishop: I’m not sure, but we can bet we’ll be hearing from the President’s office. The GDWA tag team ranks have been chaotic from day one!!
Spud: Ladies and gentlemen, due to the uncontrollable nature of this bout, it has been ruled a DOUBLE DISQUALIFACATION!!
Congo: Do you think that respect will still last between these teams? I mean, Strike charges in and attacks Medusa Rage; the manager of the Misfits. Plus, that curious incident with the ringside fan. Was he another member of the Rage family there to regulate the match?! Who was he? If he was, what sort of punishment could the GDWA hit the Rage’s with?
Bishop: Both teams escorted away by the additional security. What implications will this have? Well, we’re on to our next singles match. My lord, the tag team ranks are out of control.
Mutt: I love violence, but lord, it gets downright dangerous here in Grand Dragon sometimes!
Bishop: Well, we’ve got 1 of 2 World Title tourney matches coming up next.
Charlotte La Mancha vs. Valkyrie
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is the first of our two part Main Event this week. It is scheduled for 1 fall with a 15 minute time limit. And it is a preliminary match for GDWA World title tournament.
(Fans cheer as they hear the theme to ‘Robin Hood’ Men in Tights)
Spud: First, hailing from Nice, France! She is 5 feet 6, 130 pounds, here is Charlotte La Mancha!!!
(Fans cheering as the Frenchwoman enters the ring wearing 17th century breechers, shirt, and doublet and saber.)
Mutt: I hope Val puts a beating on this lady just like Andrea Chandler did!
Bishop: Charlotte La Mancha must be the hottest item in wrestling. Just named Wrestler of the month, she’s got her sights on the World title now!
Spud: ….and her opponent!
(Most fans boo, but the Dawg Pound cheers as they hear ‘True Faith’ by New Order.)
Spud: Accompanied to the ring by her manager Vlad the Impaler, and ‘Playmate’ Dixie Foxy….From Des Moines, Iowa. She is 5 feet 8, 129 pounds, here is Valkyrie!!!
(The Reddish blond Valkyrie enters the ring wearing a red and gold kimono like outfit.)
Bishop: Bad blood in this one. As you all remember, these two feuded all the way up to our last pay per view, the Summer Supercard…
Mutt: And who won that match they had at the Summer Supercard? A No DQ, Falls Count Anywhere brawl? Valkyrie!
Bishop: They are already arguing in the ring, and Charlotte walks right up to Valkyrie. They are still shouting at each other….and Charlotte nails Valkyrie!
Mutt: They are pounding away on each other! Charlotte and Valkyrie, rolling around the ropes, from corner to corner. Val with an Irish Whip, and Charlotte is sent flying. She bounces off the ropes and DUCKS the sprinting Valkyrie’s Clothesline!
Bishop: Val and Charlotte both bounce off the ropes. They meet in the middle of the ring, and Valkyrie NAILS the Leg Lariat! Val now, with a quick pick up and Irish Whipping Charlotte to the near ropes. She bounces off and Val connects with a high back body drop….
Mutt: ….no! Charlotte hooked the waist and connects with a Sunset Flip! The count……1…….kick out! Both women back up and Charlotte with a Legdrag Takedown! Val back up and Charlotte nails a Dropkick!!!
(Fans all cheering as Valkyrie hits the mat!)
Bishop: Val back up and Charlotte with a scoop up and a Bodyslam! Val up again and Charlotte with another Bodyslam! Valkyrie up a third time and for a third time, Charlotte La Mancha nails her with a Bodyslam!!!
(Fans jump up to their feet cheering as Valkyrie clutches her back!)
Mutt: Both of these high flyers are really spectacular! Charlotte is perhaps the more physical of the two as you can see.
Bishop: Charlotte jumping up to the second turnbuckle with cat like reflexes. Valkyrie back up and Charlotte Somersaulting off….and NAILS the Armdrag Takedown!
Mutt: Both women quickly back up to the neutral position and Valkyrie Dropkicking Charlotte into the near corner! Charlotte stumbling out of the corner, and Valkyrie with a Gutwrench pick up….INTO A POWERBOMB!!!
Bishop: Lateral Press…..1….2…kick out! Both women back up and Valkyrie slapping on a Front Face lock and connects with a Perfectplex! The count…..1…2……foot on the rope!
Mutt: Valkyrie back up and waiting on Charlotte. Charlotte up to her feet….AND IS NAILED WITH A MULE KICK! Charlotte is taken completely off of her feet!!!
(Fans boo as Charlotte hits the mat.)
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Valkyrie quickly into the ropes, bouncing off, and NAILING the Somersault Legdrop! Now a Frontface lock, and she’s conserving energy here.
Mutt: Charlotte and Valkyrie going back and forth. They’ve always matched up well against each other. Their first match up was a see saw match up as well.
Bishop: Charlotte, perhaps with her second wind, rising up to her feet. Valkyrie with a Side Headlock now, really grinding down on it. Charlotte walking over to the corner, running up the turnbuckles, and BACKFLIPPING out of the Side Headlock. Valkyrie spinning around, and Charlotte with a CLOTHESLINE!!!!
(Fans all cheering as Valkyrie flies into the corner.)
Bishop: Charlotte punching away at the head of Valkyrie. Val stumbling forward, and Charlotte with a Front face lock! Oh boy, she hoists her up, and executes a beautiful Slingshot Suplex! Charlotte now, going up top!
(Fans all cheering as Charlotte is poised up on the top turnbuckle.)
Mutt: Dixie Foxy trying to warn Valkyrie. Val up on one knee, and Charlotte comes flying off with a Bulldog!
(Fans all cheering as Charlotte flips her over for the cover.)
(Fans groan as Valkyrie gets the shoulder up!)
Bishop: Charlotte with a quick pick up and a Bodyslam! She’s heading up top again!
(Fans all cheering as Charlotte climbs the turnbuckles!)
Mutt: Valkyrie is clutching her left knee. She wasn’t even standing upright when that Bulldog hit. All the pressure must have really gave her knee a whammy!
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining.
Bishop: Charlotte is pointing out to the Dawg Pound! She jumps….and NAILS a Fistdrop from the Top turnbuckle!!!
(Thunderous cheers from the Dawg Pound as Charlotte scurries over for the cover.)
Bishop: No cover! Vlad has the ref all tied up!
Mutt: The Playmate entering the ring, and Charlotte just wailing away on her! She Irish Whips the Playmate to the far side as she runs to the near ropes. Dixie Foxy bounces off….and is NAILED with the Flying Reverse Elbow!
Bishop: Valkyrie is up now, and Charlotte kicks her in the midsection. She grabs both Val and the Playmate by the back of their heads and hits them with a Double Noggin Knocker!
(Fans cheering as both women hit the mat!)
Bishop: The referee has turned around, and sees 3 women in the ring. He doesn’t know what to do!
Mutt: Charlotte pounding away on Valkyrie whose laid out on the mat. The ref motioning Dixie Foxy out of the ring.
Bishop: Charlotte Irish Whipping Val to the ropes, no! reversal. Charlotte bouncing off the ropes, and Vlad grabbed her ankle! Charlotte stumbling forward and Valkyrie with a Front Face lock and hoists her up for the Brainbuster!
(Fans booing as the ref slides into position for the cover!)
Bishop: Oh no! Charlotte was ripped off! She had this match won!
Mutt: Valkyrie upsetting probably the top seed in the World Title tournament! I love it!
Spud: Wrestling Fans, at 12 minutes flat, your winner via pinfall, and advancing into the 1st round of the GDWA World Title tournament………Valkyrie!
(Fans booing as they hear ‘True Faith’ by New Order.)
Bishop: Hold on! Dixie Foxy in the ring now, stomping away on Charlotte. Valkyrie joining in, and here comes Vonya!
(Fans boo as Vonya comes running down the aisle.)
Mutt: Vonya sliding through the ropes, and now it’s 3 on 1. Vonya and Valkyrie with a Front Face Lock…AND NAILS CHARLOTTE WITH A DOUBLE BRAINBUSTER!!!!
(Fans begin cheering as ‘Vindicator’ Kirsten Dunst runs down the aisle!)
Bishop: ….THE VINDICATOR TOSSING SAM MUTT ASIDE, AND GRABS HIS CHAIR! SHE’S SLIDING INTO THE RING! SHE NAILS DIXIE FOXY, AND SHE HITS THE MAT! SHE NAILS VONYA, AND SHE HITS THE MAT! AND NOW, SHE NAILS VALKYRIE, AND EVEN VALKYRIE HITS THE MAT! THEY ALL ROLL OUT OF THE RING! THE RING IS CLEARED!!!!
(Dawg Pound barking: WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF! WooF!)
Mutt: (Yelling into his headset!) Who the hell does this jobber think she is? The Vindicator? Nobody cares about you! Who the hell are you to stick your nose in the Evil Empire’s business! Charlotte just got a mild beating compared to what you might receive little girlie….and somebody go get me a damn chair!
Bishop: The Evil Empire has left ringside, and Vlad is having to physically hold Valkyrie back! She’s pointing her finger at the ring, and cursing the both of ’em out! Thank God for Kirsten Dunst.
Mutt: The Vindicator helping Charlotte out of the ring, and you gotta admit Bishop, the Evil Empire picked a great week to attack. Sachie Yokoyama is out, Daisy Butterfly is out, Officer Order is in intensive care, and Lanny Manson is an Old ‘Flying Fart’! (Laughs hysterically!)
Bishop: Well, we’re going to have to move on to our next match somehow. Spud, take it away.
Dementia Praecox vs. Andrea Chandler
Spud: Wrestling fans, our next contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit. It is also a preliminary World title match up, and is the second part of our double Main Event.
(Dawg Pound Barks: WooF! WooF! WooF! as they hear ‘Brain Damage’ by Pink Floyd!)
Spud: Led down the aisle by her manager Madame Hecate! From Parts Unknown. She is 5 feet 5, 141 pounds! Here is 1/2 of Dark Asylum, Dementia Praecox!
(Hardcores cheer as the shabbily dressed Dementia Praecox looks over her shoulder nervously while walking down the aisle.)
Bishop: Dementia Praecox with her usual nutty self. I’m surprised they let her out of the Asylum for this one.
Mutt: Well, Dementia better be healed up from last Saturday, because Andrea Chandler is on a high right now. She just defeated Charlotte La Mancha at the Fall Moonsault, and now has a chance to win the World title. Spud: ….and her opponent!
(Fans boo as they hear ‘Cold Blood’ by Kix.)
Spud: Led down the aisle by ‘the Legend’ Micki Duran….Representing the Syndicate! Making her Fall Residence in Puerto Rico! She is 5 feet 7 inches, 142 pounds, here is Andrea Chandler!
(Fans boo as she heads down the aisle wearing a black body builder’s posing bikini. A coffin follows behind her, as Micki Duran pushes it down the aisle.)
Bishop: Andrea Chandler nearing the ring…….!
Mutt: …..and Dementia Praecox with a Cross Body to the outside!!!!
(Huge Crowd pop!)
Bishop: Dementia Praecox pounding away on Andrea Chandler whose laying on the floor. Praecox with a pick up, and a Headbutt! Micki Duran coming over, and Praecox with a head of steam and rams Andrea’s head into the railing! And now, she’s calling on Micki Duran!
(Fans all cheering as Micki Duran backs off.)
Mutt: This could get ugly! Madame Hecate barking orders to Dementia Praecox. Hold on! Andrea Chandler…….NAILS Madame Hecate!
Bishop: The referee ordering both women to get back into the ring, or he’s calling a double DQ! Praecox is enraged! She sees Hecate on the floor! Chandler rolls into the ring, and is complaining about a bad back. Hold on! Micki Duran from behind, nailing Praecox in the back!
(Fans boo as she grabs Allen Bishop’s chair!)
Bishop: She measures Praecox, and nails her in the back! Oh no! Duran rolling Praecox through the ropes, and Chandler pounding away on Praecox! The stronger Chandler Irish Whipping Praecox to the far ropes.
Mutt: Praecox bounces off…..and Andrea Chandler nails her with a running Clothesline! Oh boy!
(Hard cores pop as Dementia Praecox hits the mat!)
Mutt: Chandler picking her up by the hair, and pulling her over to the ropes. And now she’s rubbing her eyes against the ring ropes!
Spud: 5 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 10 remaining.
Bishop: Andrea Chandler now, with a Gutwrench pick up, and a Backbreaker! She tosses Praecox onto the ropes, and walks the ref toward the far corner!
(Fans boo as Micki Duran slaps the face of Dementia Praecox!)
Bishop: Andrea Chandler now, with a pickup and a Bodyslam. Now she’s choking away on Praecox with the flat of her foot! Praecox is not 100% after the beating she took at the Fall Moonsault. She’s just not the same.
Mutt: Andrea Chandler with a pick up, and Irish Whipping Dementia to the far ropes. She bounces off and Praecox nails her with a Flying Head Butt!
(Mixed cheers as both women lay on the mat!)
Mutt: Praecox is up first! She’s choking away on Andrea Chandler. Praecox with a pick up, and bullies Andrea into the near corner. Praecox now, repeatedly bashing Chandler’s head into the top turnbuckle!
(Fans counting: 1….2….3…4…5…6….7..8…9…..10!)
Bishop: Praecox Irish Whipping Andrea Chandler to the far corner! And she hit hard! Duran screaming for Andrea to get out of the corner. Praecox with a head of steam….
Bishop: and Andrea Chandler bolts out of the corner nailing her with a Tilt a Whirl Slam…….
(Fans screaming as the ref waves off the count!)
Spud: 10 minutes have gone by in the 15 minute time limit. 5 remaining!
Bishop: Praecox with the shoulder up!!! Andrea with a pick up, and Gorilla pressing her in the air! What strength!
(Fans barking as she presses Dementia Praecox several times.)
Mutt: Andrea has her up high, and slams her down to the canvas! What strength! Andrea Chandler asking for her sunglasses, and Micki Duran tosses them into the ring. Chandler putting them on, and heading over for Praecox.
Bishop: Andrea with a pick up, and a bone snapping Backbreaker!
(Fans all booing but Dawg Pound is barking: WooF! WooF! WooF!)
Mutt: Andrea Chandler with a pick up, and nails another backbreaker! She’s looking out to her buddy Micki Duran now. Andrea with a double leg pick up, grapevines the legs……and flips Praecox over for the Dividend Scorpion Deathlock!!!!
Bishop: Somebody ring the bell!
(Fans boo as they hear ‘Cold Blood’ by Kix!)
Bishop: Praecox at a disadvantage from the start. It was just so unfair!
Mutt: And look, the Kingpin popping out of the coffin, just laughing away!!!
Spud: Wrestling fans, at 12 minutes and 18 seconds, your winner via submission, and advancing in the World Title Tourney….Andrea Chandler!
Bishop: What the hell kind of match was that? Madame Hecate entering the ring, cursing the Syndicate as they leave the ring. Hopefully we can get comments from all parties on the Monday Night MVP. Fans, for all of us here at the Grand Dragon Wrestling Alliance, I’m Allen Bishop saying so long everybody!