Traci Lane defends the UCP Championship against the winner of a match between Adam Sanchez and Monica Brant; Consuelo Salyards defends the North American Championship against Executioner; UCP TV Championship is defended as champion Taleis takes on Virgo; The Wheel of Torture tournament for 1997 with the winner to get a championship match at Deck The Halls
A nice computer generated screen comes up showing the inside of a haunted house. screams are heard, and ghost and goblins fly through. through one door, then another and finally through a third and the scene changes to a jam packed arena. :
Ed: Welcome to Halloween Horror: The Wheel of Torture’s Revenge. I’m Ed Bagel and joining me at the broadcast position is Biff Franklin’ Biff, we have lots of exciting things going down tonight. Any predictions?
Biff: Well. Let me tell you what I think. I am looking for Monica Brant to walk out of here tonight as the World Champion and I’m thinking upset in the Tournament. Davey Scott over Rachel Ryan in the finals. And Salyards will retain her championship. As will Taleis. And I really don’t care about any of those other matches.
Ed: I’m not so sure anyone can beat Traci Lane right now, and I’ll have to agree with you on Salyards retaining her championship, and Taleis as well. But I’m not so sure that Davey will make it to the finals. I’m thinking Rachel Ryan over Monty in the finals. We’ll never find out if we don’t get to ringside!
Winner gets an UCP Championship Match: Adam Sanchez vs. Monica Brant
Announcer: Welcome to Halloween Horror!!! This is our first match of the evening. It’s scheduled for one fall and the winner will go on to face Traci Lane later in the evening for the UCP Cruiserweight Championship! First, coming down the aisle weighing in at 225 pounds. Here is “The Enforcer” Adam Sanchez!!
Adam Sanchez walks down to ringside, signaling that he will walk out of here tonight with the UCP Championship Belt. He climbs up and into the ring.
And his opponent, weighing in at 157 pounds. Here is “Mistress” Monica Brant!
Monica Brant comes down to a reception of boos, dressed in a black and red Harlequin outfit that is well-designed, we’ll cut and probably very expensive. Shelly Marks stops her in the aisleway:
Shelly: Monica Brant, you’re on your way to face Adam Sanchez. One of you will go on to face Traci Lane for the UCP Championship. Comments?
Monica smiles for the camera.
Monica: Halloween night, when the witches run. *she looks to the ring and towards Adam Sanchez* Sanchez, I must say I love your costume. Some people would say that the washed-out, self-deluded moronic pro-wrestler look was too obvious but you pulled it off. (Laughs) Ahhh. I’m so looking forward to beating you in the ring, Sanchez. *she turns back towards the camera* And then, I’ll take care of Traci Lane. And then, maybe, I’ll make sure Consuelo Salyards and The Executioner understand that it’s a BAD idea to mess with a bitch. In the words of one of the greats. When I’m good, I’m good. When I’m bad, I’m better!
Monica heads towards the ring, as the boos from the crowd increase
Shelly: Monica Brant definitely not a favorite in this arena tonight. Back to you guys.
Biff: Eh. Who cares? You don’t win titles by being popular. You win titles by kicking butt.
Ed: Unfortunately, because Freddy Fever is unable to compete due to that horrific accident, this match is taking place. Never the less, this match plays an important part in today’s card because the winner will go on to face Traci Lane in the main event tonight.
Biff: So you’ve said a million times, Ed, shut the hell up, will ya? Hold on. Sanchez attacks Brant as she enters the ring and grabs her purse and throws it into the crowd. Monica’s lost her purse, and you know how these fans are. They’ll rifle through her purse in a matter of minutes. I hope she didn’t have any cash in there.
Ed: Monica recovering her senses and nails Sanchez with a low blow and the referee giving her a stern warning. She gives the ref a push and drops an elbow to the back of the head of Sanchez. Brant with a roundhouse right and Sanchez is in early trouble here.
Biff: Heh. He got rid of the purse, but Brant doesn’t need that purse. She’s got him up on the top turnbuckle and she nails him with a nice superplex. cover. one. two. Kickout by Sanchez. Brant pulls him up and sends him with a whip.
Ed: Reversal by Sanchez and he nails her with a superkick and Brant falls out of the ring. Sanchez goes right out after her. Sanchez whips Brant into the steel guardrailing and nails her with a clothesline and she flips back into the crowd.
Biff: Where’s security?!? Get those fans away from Monica Brant. Sanchez is back in the ring and Monica slow to get back in herself. Sanchez pulls her to her feet and whips her across the ring and nails her with a clothesline.
Ed: Monica getting up and Sanchez nails her with a bulldog. cover. one. two. th. Kickout by Brant. Sanchez with a swinging neckbreaker. Bridging back suplex by the Enforcer. one. two. Kickout by Brant.
Biff: Sanchez is pulling her up. Whip. He goes for a backdrop, but Monica nails him with a European uppercut, that staggers him and Monica with a choke slam!
Ed: Monica clamps on the Cobra Sleeper!!! She’s got it on Sanchez.
Biff: It’s over!! It’s over!! No one escapes the Fashion Statement. No one.
Ed: Referee checking. one. two. no! He holds his arm up and Brant clamps more pressure. Sanchez scoots around and gets his feet into the ropes and the referee calls for the break. Brant looks pissed. She starts to beef with the referee.
Biff: Watch Sanchez! Rollup!! One. two. thr. She rolls it over. one. two.
Ed: She’s grabbing the tights.
Biff: three!!! She got it!! Brant takes on Lane in the main event! Ha! Just like I called it, Bagel.
Ed: And Brant heads up the aisle.
Announcer: Winner of the match in 19: 29. “Mistress” Monica Brant!
Ed: A little dirty doing on the part of Monica Brant but none the less, she’s going to meet Traci Lane tonight for the UCP Cruiserweight Championship.
Biff: Just like I predicted.
Ed: It’s time to start the tournament, let’s head over to Elaine Bryant and Myers Watterson.
Scene changes and we see Elaine Bryant and Myers Watterson on either side of the Wheel of Torture…:
Elaine: Thanks Biff. We’re here to spin the wheel to determine the first match type for the Mr. America/Rachel Ryan matchup. Myers, if you’ll do the honors.
Myers: Be happy to, Elaine.
Myers spins the wheel and the wheel turns and turns. The multitude of match types rolling by as it starts to slow a hush comes over the crowd until it finally stop on…:
Myers: Baseball Bat match!
Elaine: There you go. Back down to Ed and Biff.
Ed: Yes, this match will be a violent one. Let’s head to the ring announcer for the introductions.
Baseball Bat Match: Rachel Ryan vs. Mr. America
Ring Announcer: Introducing first! Representing the Femme Fatale! Here is former OWA Champion and the “Enforcer” of the Femmes! Rachel Ryan!
Rachel Ryan’s entrance music plays as the crowd pops like crazy. Rachel Ryan walks to the ring. Men in the audience give a few cat calls. Rachel Ryan climbs into the ring and soaks in the ovation.
Ring Announcer: Her opponent! Hailing from Washington D.C and weighing 250lbs. Here is Mr. America!
“Highway to Hell” by AC/DC plays as the crowd gives a mixed reaction, mostly boos. Mr. America walks to the ring and climbs in.:
Ed: Both competitors are in the ring and Ryan isn’t waiting for the bell! She’s attacking America right off!
Biff: Yeah and it’s a smart thing to take advantage since she’s facing a superior.
Ed: Rachel Ryan attacks Mr. America before the bell even rings! She’s not waiting around and that’s a smart move on her part. Rachel Ryan takes him down with a flying clothesline. Rachel Ryan chokes him with the Baseball Bat. Ryan already making use of that baseball bat as well!
Biff: She’s taking the advantage she knows she needs. America can talk a great game, and he’s shown he can back it up as well. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the turnbuckle, but Mr. America reverses it. Mr. America charges in with an avalanche, but Rachel Ryan moves out of the way. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the ropes. Rachel Ryan executes a powerslam.
Ed: That’s the set up for Ryan’s finisher and if she hits this, it’s going to be over! Rachel Ryan goes for the Gorilla Press Powerslam, but Mr. America counters it with a small package. Referee counts: One, two, kickout. America with a nice counter and he almost got the pin’ He’s been scouting Ryan. Mr. America takes her down with a double chickenwing submission. Rachel Ryan breaks the hold after 9 seconds. Ryan breaks the hold. America didn’t lock in that double chickenwing all that well.
Biff: A rare mistake on his part. Ryan’s back to her feet first. Rachel Ryan goes for a back suplex, but Mr. America counters it with a cross-body block. America countering a lot tonight. He came into the match ready. Referee counts: One, two, kickout. Mr. America whips Rachel Ryan into the ropes. Rachel Ryan goes for a bulldog headlock, but Mr. America blocks it. Mr. America takes her down with a short lariat. Referee counts: One, two, kickout.
Ed: Another near fall for America.
Mr. America points to himself and yells, “I’m what every American aspires to be!”
Biff: Hey, That’s catchy.
Ed: That’s one thing America needs to avoid. If he takes time to talk to the crowd he’s gonna make a mistake. Mr. America executes a diving elbow smash. Mr. America goes for an octopus hold, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a hiptoss. Rachel Ryan nails him with a jack-knife power bomb. Ryan with a display of power and power bombs America right to the mat! A quick cover! Referee counts: One, kickout.
Biff: Rachel Ryan runs into the ropes. Rachel Ryan misses with an elbow. Mr. America hits Rachel Ryan with a kick.
Ed: That’s a mistake. Mr. America jawing to the crowd again’ Mr. America executes a backdrop driver. Mr. America hits her with the Baseball Bat. Rachel Ryan is busted open. Mr. America goes for a diving shoulderblock, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a duck-down move. America crashes to the mat. The ref starts the ten count. Ryan starts to get back to her feet and she pulls up America. Rachel Ryan nails him with a short clothesline. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the ropes, but Mr. America reverses it. Rachel Ryan executes a flying clothesline. Rachel Ryan executes a short clothesline. Rachel Ryan takes him down with a spinebuster slam. Rachel Ryan goes for a powerslam, but Mr. America counters it with a lariat. In turn, Rachel Ryan counters it with a duck-down move.
Biff: America tried to counter that powerslam, but Ryan was one step ahead of him. Another of his rare mistakes.
Ed: I’m surprised you’re in favor of America tonight.
Biff: I’ve always liked the guy.
Ed: Rachel Ryan goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Mr. America blocks it. Mr. America takes her down with a DDT. Mr. America catches her in a flying legdrop. DDT and a flying legdrop combination by America and he hooks a leg. Referee counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mr. America executes the STF. America working on that neck area of Ryan. He’s setting up for his Leaping Piledriver finisher. Mr. America lets go after 11 seconds. Mr. America catches her in a dragon suplex. America locks on a full nelson and suplexes Ryan back!
Biff: Referee counts: One, two, in the ropes. America’s ring positioning was off, but he won’t make that mistake again’ Mr. America whips Rachel Ryan into the ropes, but Rachel Ryan reverses it. Mr. America hits Rachel Ryan with a shoulderblock. Mr. America chokes her with the Baseball Bat. Mr. America takes her down with a chinlock deathlock submission. Rachel Ryan manages to escape the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mr. America executes the STF.
Ed: America with submission holds to work on the neck. He goes back to the STF. Rachel Ryan manages to escape the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds. Ryan with a facerake to break the hold and that’s got America blinded. Ryan up to her feet now. Rachel Ryan runs into the ropes. Rachel Ryan misses with a clothesline. Mr. America misses with an elbow. Mr. America misses with a kick. Mr. America hits Rachel Ryan with a backdrop. Mr. America hits her with the Baseball Bat.
Biff: You can’t go wrong with a backdrop and a hit from a bat. Mr. America takes him down with a lariat. Mr. America goes for the Leaping Piledriver, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a backdrop. America almost ended the match right there! Rachel Ryan runs into the ropes. Mr. America nails him with the Running Forearm Smash.
Ed: A huge running forearm from America and he goes for the cover! Referee counts: One, two, kickout. Mr. America executes a thrust kick to the head. Mr. America chokes her with the Baseball Bat. Mr. America nails her with a Hotshot. Ryan dropped throat first across the top rope and America takes his time getting back to his feet. That’s a mistake. He pulls Ryan to her feet. Mr. America goes for a backdrop driver, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a backward kick. Mr. America goes for an octopus hold, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a hiptoss. Rachel Ryan executes a bulldog headlock. Mr. America goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a duck-down move. Rachel Ryan gives him a short clothesline, but Mr. America doesn’t sell it at all. Ryan now countering all of America’s moves and she’s getting her second wind.
Biff: That short clothesline didn’t effect America. Rachel Ryan goes for a short clothesline, but Mr. America counters it with a duck-down move. She goes for it again, but America ducks this time. Mr. America runs into the ropes. Rachel Ryan and Mr. America get hit with a double clothesline. Rachel Ryan goes for a powerslam, but Mr. America counters it with a lariat. America is looking to wrap this match up!
Ed: Mr. America goes for the Leaping Piledriver, Rachel Ryan counters it with a backdrop. Ryan has been doing some scouting too. That’s twice she’s countered the Leaping Piledriver Rachel Ryan throws Mr. America out of the ring. Rachel Ryan goes through the ropes. The match goes out of the ring.
Biff: Rachel Ryan goes for the Gorilla Press Powerslam, Mr. America counters it with a cross-body block. America avoids the Gorilla Press Powerslam they’re brawling inside the ring area. Mr. America nails her with a tiger driver. Mr. America nails her with a clawhold. Mr. America goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Rachel Ryan blocks it. Rachel Ryan reenters the ring. Mr. America follows him back in’
Ed: We go back into the ring and America got the better of the exchange on the outside of the ring. Had Ryan hit her finisher, it would’ve been over.
Biff: Had being the keyword.
Ed: Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the ropes, but Mr. America reverses it. Mr. America hits Rachel Ryan with a clothesline. Rachel Ryan falls out of the ring. Referee counts: one, two, three, Rachel Ryan reenters the ring. Ryan falls out of the ring, but America doesn’t follow her out this time. Mr. America goes for a DDT, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a backdrop. Mr. America goes for a power bomb, but Rachel Ryan blocks it. Rachel Ryan nails him with a fist to the midsection. Rachel Ryan gives him a swinging neckbreaker, but Mr. America doesn’t sell it at all. Ryan with a fist to the midsection and a good move because she caught America off guard.
Biff: Rachel Ryan gives him a dropkick, but Mr. America only stares at him. Rachel Ryan chokes him with the Baseball Bat. Rachel Ryan takes him down with a Gorilla Press. Ryan lifts America over her head. She’s a strong, manly woman.
Ed: Yeah and if you saw her in a bikini you’d be drooling.
Biff: No I wouldn’t!
Ed: Rachel Ryan gives him a swinging neckbreaker, but Mr. America doesn’t sell it at all. Mr. America goes for a clawhold, but Rachel Ryan blocks it. Rachel Ryan hits him with the Baseball Bat. Rachel Ryan gives him a Gorilla Press, but Mr. America doesn’t sell it at all. Mr. America runs into the ropes. Rachel Ryan misses with a kick. Mr. America and Rachel Ryan get hit with a double clothesline. Mr. America throws Rachel Ryan out of the ring. America sends Ryan to the arena floor again with a clothesline. Ryan may be strong, but America has the definite strength advantage here.
Biff: Referee counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Rachel Ryan reenters the ring. Mr. America takes her down with a flying forearm. Referee counts: One, shoulder up. Mr. America goes for a short lariat, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a duck-down move. Rachel Ryan hits him with the Baseball Bat. Mr. America is busted open. Rachel Ryan runs into the ropes. Mr. America misses with a clothesline. Rachel Ryan nails him with a choke slam. Rachel Ryan chokes him with the Baseball Bat. Rachel Ryan nails him with an elbowdrop. Rachel Ryan executes a jack-knife power bomb. Elbow drop and a power bomb. Ryan falls onto America for the cover!
Ed: Referee counts: One, two, kickout. America kicks out. Rachel Ryan goes for a European uppercut, but Mr. America counters it with a backslide. America with a good counter! Referee counts: One, two, shoulder up. Ryan gets her shoulder up, though. Mr. America goes for a power bomb, but Rachel Ryan blocks it. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the ropes. Mr. America hits Rachel Ryan with a shoulderblock. Mr. America goes for an octopus hold, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a hiptoss. Rachel Ryan executes a spinebuster slam. Mr. America goes for a German suplex, but Rachel Ryan blocks it. Rachel Ryan throws Mr. America out of the ring. This time it’s America who hits the concrete floor.
Biff: Referee counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Mr. America reenters the ring. Rachel Ryan chokes him with the Baseball Bat. Rachel Ryan goes for a side suplex, but Mr. America blocks it. Mr. America hits her with the Baseball Bat. Mr. America goes for a DDT, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a backdrop. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the ropes. Rachel Ryan hits Mr. America with a kick. Rachel Ryan executes a choke slam. Rachel Ryan hits him with the Baseball Bat. Rachel Ryan runs into the ropes. Rachel Ryan misses with a clothesline. Mr. America misses with a shoulderblock. Rachel Ryan and Mr. America get hit with a double clothesline. Both competitors fall to the mat! Ryan starts to stir first though.
Ed: Rachel Ryan takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker. Rachel Ryan nails him with a powerslam. Rachel Ryan goes for the Gorilla Press Powerslam, Mr. America counters it with a reverse cradle. America with another counter to Ryan’s finisher!
Biff: Referee counts: One, two, kickout. He almost had it right there. Mr. America goes for a short lariat, but Rachel Ryan blocks it. Rachel Ryan runs into the ropes. Rachel Ryan executes a choke slam. Rachel Ryan goes for a fistdrop, but Mr. America counters it with a roll away. Mr. America attempts to place Rachel Ryan on the turnbuckle, but Rachel Ryan blocks it. Mr. America chokes her with the Baseball Bat. Mr. America takes him down with a tiger driver.
Ed: A double underhook power bomb and America has Ryan’s shoulders on the mat! Referee counts: One, two, thr. Kickout. America almost had it! He almost had it! Mr. America executes a German suplex. This time a waistlock and America suplexes Ryan back! Referee counts: One, two, kickout. Ryan kicks out again!
Biff: Mr. America goes for an octopus hold, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a hiptoss. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the ropes, but Mr. America reverses it. Mr. America misses with a clothesline. Mr. America nails her with the Running Forearm Smash. Referee counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mr. America goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Rachel Ryan counters it with an elbowsmash. Rachel Ryan executes a back suplex. Rachel Ryan chokes him with the Baseball Bat. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the ropes. Mr. America executes the Running Forearm Smash. Referee counts: One, kickout.
Ed: Mr. America whips Rachel Ryan into the ropes. Rachel Ryan hits Mr. America with a kick. Rachel Ryan hits him with the Baseball Bat. See what I mean?
Biff: It isn’t over yet. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the ropes. Mr. America goes for a Hotshot, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a lariat. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the turnbuckle, but Mr. America reverses it.
Ed: America reverses the whip. Mr. America nails her with a chop. Mr. America nails her with a European uppercut. Mr. America takes her down with an elbowsmash. Mr. America hits her with the Baseball Bat. Mr. America takes her down with a lariat. America is a house of fire in the ring!
Biff: This one is over!
Ed: Mr. America gives the sign for the Leaping Piledriver. Mr. America goes for the Leaping Piledriver, but he can’t do it! America is struggling to pull Ryan up into the piledriver positon! Rachel Ryan counters it with a backdrop.
Biff: America is right back to his feet though! Ryan’s really starting to run on fumes here. I can smell ‘em. Mr. America nails him with an octopus hold. Rachel Ryan reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Mr. America nails him with a DDT. Mr. America nails him with a Hotshot.
Mr. America points to himself and yells, “I’m what every American aspires to be!”
Ed: You could never accuse Mr. America of being modest. Mr. America goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Rachel Ryan blocks it. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the ropes. Rachel Ryan hits Mr. America with an elbow. Rachel Ryan whips Mr. America into the ropes, but Mr. America reverses it. Rachel Ryan hits Mr. America with an elbow. Rachel Ryan executes a back suplex. Rachel Ryan goes for a Gorilla Press, but Mr. America blocks it. Mr. America whips Rachel Ryan into the ropes. Mr. America misses with a kick. Rachel Ryan hits Mr. America with an elbow. Rachel Ryan executes a Russian legsweep. Rachel Ryan takes him down with a kneedrop. Rachel Ryan throws Mr. America out of the ring. Referee counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Mr. America reenters the ring.
Biff: Rachel Ryan nails him with a fist to the midsection. Rachel Ryan hits him with the Baseball Bat. Rachel Ryan goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Mr. America counters it with a side suplex. Mr. America executes a flying forearm. Referee counts: One, two, thr. Kickout. Another close fall for America. Mr. America attempts to place Rachel Ryan on the turnbuckle, but Rachel Ryan blocks it. Mr. America catches her in a Northern Lights suplex. Referee counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mr. America hits her with the Baseball Bat. Mr. America takes her down with an octopus hold. Rachel Ryan manages to escape the hold after being trapped for 10 seconds. Mr. America takes him down with a lariat.
Ed: America looking for his finisher again! He wants this match over with! Mr. America goes for the Leaping Piledriver, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a backdrop. Rachel Ryan goes for a piledriver, but Mr. America counters it with a backdrop.
Biff: HA! She tried to use a piledriver on the master of the piledriver!
Ed: In turn, Rachel Ryan counters it with a sunset flip.
Biff: D. oh!
Ed: Referee counts: One, two, thr. Kickout. America just kicked out! That’s what won Ryan the match in their first encounter. Rachel Ryan gives the sign for the Gorilla Press Powerslam. Ryan’s going for her finisher again! She’s ready to wrap this match up too! Rachel Ryan goes for the Gorilla Press Powerslam, but Mr. America counters it with a cradle or does Rachel have the cradle. Now, hold on a second.
Biff: Referee counts: One, two, three. This one is over! But who won!?!
Ring Announcer: The winner of that match, advancing in the tournament, is Mr. America. Time of match: 36: 43.
Ed: Now that was a close one. Let’s check out the instant replay. Okay. We have America with the cradle. Then Ryan pushes into a cradle of her own. Both shoulders are down at this point. There’s the one. two. three and you see that America pushes off his shoulder, just before the three count.
Biff: Too close on that one.
Ed: Let’s go up to Elaine and Myers at the wheel.
Elaine: Thanks Ed. up next, Anthony Hazard takes on Shogun in a first round match.
Myers: Why don’t you spin the wheel this time, Elaine.
Elaine: Thank you kindly.
Elaine spins the wheel and after a few moments it stops on…:
Myers: Chain match! Let’s go down to ringside.
Chain Match: Anthony Hazard vs. Shogun
Announcer: This match is one fall, and is part of the Wheel of Torture tournament. Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 207 pounds. Here is the “Living Legend” Anthony Hazard!
Hazard makes his way to ringside and climbs into the ring, looking all business:
Announcer: And his opponent. A member of the Crew. He weighs in at 230 pounds. This is Shogun!!
Shogun enters the ring and does a few martial arts poses for the crowd, then disrobes…:
Biff: Ok, they’ve locked up. Hazard immediately gets nailed with the chain by Shogun.
Ed: Shogun with an octopus hold.
Biff: Referring to Shogun here, something kind of amazes me.
Ed: What’s that? Hazard’s broken the octopus hold and he whips Shogun into the corner, but Shogun reverses and charges in’ He clotheslines Hazard with that chain’
Biff: Y. know, one might think Hazard is the better technician here, Shogun is going to have to rely on that chain more than Hazard. Shogun also could’ve tagged that corner when he had Hazard in trouble there.
Ed: Hazard with a double-axhandle chop. There’s technical for ya. Hazard with a belly-to-belly suplex, then follows it up with a kneedrop. Hazard’s going for the turnbuckles. He hits the first one.
Biff: He hits the second one. He goes for the third one, but Shogun holds him back and Hazard chokes Shogun with the chain for his trouble. Hazard now with a sleeperhold. Good follow-up.
Ed: Anthony Hazard, ever the thinking man’s wrestler, receives a few fingers in his eyes from Shogun.
Biff: Hazard hits Shogun with the chain and re-applies the sleeper.
Ed: Shogun with a jawbreaker and now a knee to the groin, having to resort to a bit of desperation tactics. Shogun nails him with the chain and he’s now whipping Hazard across the back with it.
Biff: Shogun with a jumping side kick. Shogun runs and bounces off the ropes. Hazard’s up and elbows him in the face.
Ed: Hazard with a cobra clutch. Another wear-down hold.
Biff: Hazard lets go after a bit and now he’s clapping his hands. More of that strange music only he can hear.
Ed: Hazard goes for a spin kick, but Shogun ducks. Shogun with a savate kick. Shogun tags his first turnbuckle. He goes for the second but Hazard is up.
Biff: Shogun sees it and slaps on an octopus hold.
Ed: Hazard breaks the hold, he starts to go for a belly-to-belly suplex but Shogun executes a single-leg takedown. Shogun whips Hazard into the ropes.
Biff: Hazard goes for a flying clothesline off the rebound, but Shogun catches him in the jaw with a jumping side kick!
Ed: There’s a surprise for Hazard. Shogun’s wasting no time. He hits the first turnbuckle. Hazard’s still out.
Biff: Shogun nails turnbuckle number two. Hazard’s stirring.
Ed: Shogun nails turnbuckle number three. Hazard’s up. Shogun leaps for the fourth.
Biff: He hit it! Shogun tagged the fourth turnbuckle before Hazard could stop him. What a shock, Shogun has pulled the upset here.
Ed: This crowd is stunned. None the less, it’ll be Mr. America taking on Shogun in the semi-finals. Let’s head up to Elaine and Myers.
Elaine: Up next, Davey Scott takes on his nemesis, Billy Smith. I believe it’s your turn at the wheel, Myers.
Myers: Here we go.
Myers spins the wheel and it stops on:
Elaine: Singapore Cane Match!! Down to ringside!
Biff: Woo hoo!!
The camera goes back to the ring.
Ed: Let’s get this under way!
Singapore Cane Match: Davey Scott vs. Billy Smith
Ring Announcer: Introducing first! Weighing in at 250 pounds. Here is the man, the myth, the rebel! Here is Davey Scott!
Davey walks straight for the ring. No handclapping. No autographs. All business.
Announcer: His opponent! Weighing in at 245 pounds. The man that everyone loves to hate! “Badass” Billy Smith!
Ed: Billy Smith now in the ring and the cane is placed in the ring. I think these two are going to go right for it.
Biff: There’s the bell and Billy goes after the cane, but is nailed by a flying clothesline from Scott! Scott lines him up, but Smith ducks under that superkick attempt!
Ed: Smith gets the Singapore cane! He nails Scott with it and busts Scott wide open in the beginning moments of this match! This match is pinfall and submission only, but they have a ten count to beat as well. If they can get up before the ten count, then all is well.
Biff: Smith pulls Scott to his feet. DDT! Smith pulls Scott back up and whips him into the buckle! Smith charges in, but Smith moves out of the way! Smith stumbles back. Scott with a bulldog headlock! Scott with a kneelift and now another one! Scott has Smith on the defensive.
Ed: Scott whips Smith into the ropes. Smith with a dropkick and sends Scott to the mat! Billy Smith is going for the Texas Cloverleaf! He goes to apply it, but Scott with a we’ll placed boot to the head of Smith! Scott gets the Singapore cane and nails Smith with it! Scott is beating on Smith with the cane!
Biff: Violence at its best. The ref is pulling Scott away from Smith?? What the heck? Now Smith crawling over to his corner! He’s got his nightstick!
Ed: Smith stands up, but he’s met with a shot from the cane! He drops the nightstick. Scott drops the cane and pulls Smith to his feet! He sets him up. SPINNING PILEDRIVER right onto the nightstick and cane!! Scott covers!!
Biff: One, two, three! This one is over!
Ed: Not yet! Smith still has the ten count to beat. The ref starts the count. One, two, three.
Biff: He isn’t getting up.
Ed: four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! Scott wins the match and advances in the tournament!
Ring Announcer: The winner of the match, and advancing in the Wheel of Torture tournament, Davey Scott, in a time of 5: 33.
Ed: We’ve got one more match in the first round of the tournament. For that, let’s go to Elaine and Myers.
Myers: Thanks Ed. Elaine, I think you have the wheel.
Elaine: And here we go.
The wheel is spun. Until it ends up on…]
Myers: Coal Miner’s Glove Match!
Elaine: Let’s go to Shelly Marks back in the Locker Room.
Mr. America[The scene opens backstage to the locker room area of Mr. America. He has the top half of his singlet off and the blood from his match has dried. He looks up as Shelly Marks enters the locker room area.]
Shelly: Mr. America, you had a great match with Rachel Ryan and you’ve advanced in the Wheel of Torture tournament. What are your thoughts?
Mr. America: What are my thoughts? You’re going to come in here and ask me a retarded question when you pretty much know what my thoughts are?
Shelly: Well yes.
Mr. America: Are you going to get bored and fall asleep?
Shelly: I don’t see.
Mr. America: Let me put it to you like this. I’m pretty freakin’ happy I beat Rachel Ryan and it wasn’t a walk through the park. I scouted her and it was apparent she has me scouted as well. I won the match because I was hungrier for the victory. Just like she was almost a year ago. I don’t care who I face in the next round because the simple fact is, I want to win this tournament. I’m hungry for it and I’ve set my sights on winning it. Do you know what?
Mr. America: Even if I don’t win the tournament I’m not going to flinch. Frankly, it’s a well-known fact that I’m one to beat. I’ve put in a year in the UCP/OWA and it’s about time I did something other than talk to get recognition, and winning the UCP title will do that for me. I don’t care who walks out tonight as champion. If it’s Monica Brant or Adam Sanchez, it’s going to make my life that much easier. If it’s Traci Lane, then I’ll have to work a bit harder but I plan on beating her. The point is, I *will* win that title. Look at the line-up in the UCP we have now after the hiatus. Taleis, Lane, Ryan, Salyards, and Donnie are the only decent bunch we have left. A lot of the others packed up and left. We got an influx of lame to go along with the lame that were already here!
Shelly: You seem a bit upset.
Mr. America: Don’t mistake upset for being focused. The UCP hasn’t been the same since the hiatus and it’s about damn time someone did something about that. Take a look at the current roster. We have Adam Sanchez. Some dork who comes in here and claims to be the enforcer in the UCP. Hey Adam, remember the old saying, “Move your feet lose your seat?” I don’t think you do. You took off God knows how long ago and now you’re back wanting to have your old moniker back. I doubt you have the stuff to actually still lay claim to that moniker, while Ryan has what it takes. You come in and expect things to happen your way, but you’re old news. You’re just another Hazard that can’t produce the results you once did. Even then, I doubt you produced much to begin with anyways. Speaking of Anthony Hazard. Wait. I’m sorry, the “Legend”. Where’d he and his sidekick Hypeboy head off to? The only thing that Hazard’s done in the past year was prove he can make an ass of himself while Hype proved he was nothing echoed him at his side. Someone pulled the curtain on Hype because he hasn’t said a word in quite a while and Hazard’s probably stuck in some truck stop with a wheel chair wondering where Hype is.
Shelly: I think we’re done.
Mr. America: Hell no we’re not. I’m just getting started. Diamond Brett Robbins, the man on a crusade to take the OWA down the tubes, where’s he? He’s over in UEAsville getting beaten like some two bit tramp. He’s not here and his crusade was a failure like he was. Old news that was thrown out with yesterday’s crap. We have Pretty Boy Monty still here who thinks the Crew is the hottest commodity around here. News flash for you, Monty. Whether it was the Crew or the Family the only thing that was consistent about the group was the fact that it was sucked from when the whole idea was first conceived. Shogun? Yeah, another one of these half-assed has-beens that hasn’t done anything noteworthy in the past few months. Stacks Coltrain, give me a break. She’s had about as much success in the wrestling ring as she has in the dating services. Tie a belt around her neck and maybe she’ll get someone who wants to take her on, much like if you tied a piece of meat around her neck she’d get a date. Executioner, the guy’s foot is so far down his throat he chokes on it every time he talks. Monty, the only thing pretty about him is how he lays on his back for his opponents. We’ve got Billy Smith who’s taken a long vacation. Like hell I care about where he is, but maybe seeing my face on the screen will let him know he’s still part of the UCP in one form or another. Nothing but a flash in the pan. He calls himself the “Badass” and says how hardcore he is. He’s as hardcore as a Disney movie and bad as a glass of ice-tea on a hot summer day. He wants to think he’s the UCP’s answer to a verbal master. Stand in line Billy, because you’ll always be behind me.
Shelly Marks rolls her eyes.]
Mr. America: Where’s Danny Bouchard? Off asking the censors if they need more money? He didn’t do jack the first time around and he’s idling like a car in some redneck’s front yard. Fantasia? Yeah, call me when she becomes exciting. The movie sucked and her name pretty much tells you what she’s going to do. We have Godiva Rage, one of a clan of many of the Rage. Just like her family, she’s kept up the tradition of being nothing. The only thing I think of when her name is mentioned is a rage to see what I had for lunch. Wrestling her would be like walking through a park for a win’ Too easy and no effort needed. Mariko? Next?
Shelly Marks closes her eyes.]
Mr. America: We’ve got Shiva, some broad who’d rather be a bouncer at a bar than in the ring. I’d love to have a match with her because I’d be the bouncer and she’d be the bounced. She won’t even amount to a flash in the pan. We’ve got Miguel Thunder, the official UCP mid-carder who couldn’t win a match to save his life, let alone to save his career. Davey Scott? Yeah, when he gets something he can stick with let me know, but I doubt I’ll care much. He must have some sort of identity crisis because since I’ve been here he’s been a sexy boy, a renegade, and a flat out bore. Asian Invasion is the UCP’s answer to the Energizer bunny. He keeps going and going and never accomplishes a thing. He’s stuck with some fascination about the TV title and he can’t even get himself a chance at the title. Yeah, we were team mates at one point but take a look at what happened when we split. I went up, he hit rock bottom and has stayed there. Monica Brant, the mistress of the UCP. Monica, this isn’t a brothel house but about the best thing you do is lay on your back for an easy score and pin’ Last but not least, Virgo. Virgo, the man who’s as confused as a bisexual at an orgy. He joins the Crew and leaves them not a week later. He changes his name and then comes back here as the same person. The guy’s got multiple personalities with “I’m an idiot” written on both of their foreheads. Virgo, when you actually mean a damn wherever you wrestle, would you mind giving me a call? I’d like to come over and disprove the theory that you’re talented. Your response is going to be, “I beat you in that roof match.” Lately, that seems to be the only response you can give to anything I say and frankly. I’m not expecting anything new for quite a while. Just another Asian Invasion who’s obsessed with TV title, but can’t and won’t win it. The only difference, you’re an idiot and Asian belongs in special ed.
Shelly Marks yawns.]
Mr. America: While I’m at it. It seems even the announcers around here are slacking. You look tired Shelly? Does pushing pencils that hard of a job for you?
Mr. America: Yeah, I guess it is. It looks like the suits around here felt sorry for a bimbo so they gave you a job. Elaine and Ed are too busy trying to build up the guts to get a relationship going to do their jobs correctly. Myers is off in his own little world. The only guy around here worth a damn is Biff. The next thing you know, Biff’s going to call me to ask me to help him call a match because of the flunkies he has to work with.
Shelly: Mr. A.
Mr. America: If you haven’t figured it out yet, let me help ya. Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.
Shelly Marks leaves the locker room area.]
Shelly: I think I just became a whole lot dumber for listening to that.
She walks into another locker room where the doctors are trying to stitch up a very stubborn Davey Scott that is sitting there. Davey isn’t in the mood to be held down, one loser down in the mud. Now it on to phase two.]
Davey: Don’t you have anything better to do then come creeping in here?
Shelly: We just wants some words about the possibility of you facing Monty or perhaps, Asian Invasion.
Davey: Ok, the way I see it, Monty is someone who is in the federation taking up space. This is a new federation, so why are we carrying has-beens? If I ever meet this fellow they call “Pretty Boy”, I will give him a full-fledged makeover…trust me, he won’t be pretty anymore. Asian Invasion. Ok, listen up you little punk, cause that all you are, is a punk. I had you once, then you ran. You have never “beaten” me. I could care less about your sorry little ass. You are just another little speck in my universe. I am about to bring hell to Halloween Horror. You see Billy. I got wacked maybe once with a cane…woohoo! I beat him into delusion. He will wake up with a headache, and I hope it hurts. Cause he shall learn never mess with the devil on devil’s night!
Davey: GET OUT! You had your interview now get OUT!
He walks up and pushes her out the door…]
Shelly: Has everyone gone insane around here?!? Back to ringside.
Ed: Okay Biff. And now, on to the next match.
Biff: Wait a minute, what about the pre-match banter?
Ed: Ahhh. I’m tired, you do it.
Ed: I said you do it.
Biff: Ahhh. okay. So Biff, what do you think about this next match? Well, I think we’re going to see Pretty Boy join the rest of his Crew buddies on the unemployment line after tonight, Biff. I agree. Biff. Ah, this is stupid!
Ed: (Trying not to laugh) I don’t know, I’m having fun.
Coal Miner’s Glove Match: Asian Invasion vs. Pretty Boy Monty
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for one fall, and, as part of the Wheel of Horror, is a Coal Miner’s Glove match!
Biff: Alright, blood!
Announcer: Introducing first, weighing in at 230 lbs. ASIAN INVASION!!!
(Asian comes down to ringside, looking surprisingly focused.)
Ed: My, Invasion looks surprisingly focused tonight, Biff.
Announcer: And, his opponent, weighing in at 250 lbs., PRETTY BOY MONTY!
(Crowd lets loose as Monty comes through the curtains and walks down to ringside, smiling and looking casual. He even slaps a few hands along the way.)
Ed: The pole and Glove are already set up in the ring, and the ref is doing a final check on the two wrestlers. Biff, why don’t you tell the folks at home the rules of a Coal Miners Glove match.
Biff: Because I don’t have moron tattooed on my forehead?
Ed: You’re a bit grouchy tonight, aren’t you? Anyway, the Glove is loaded with a few ounces of lead shot, so it hurts like a bugger when you get hit with it. Whoever gets to the glove can use it as long as they have it. Wins are by pinfall or submission only. That about right, Biff?
Biff: Not bad for a complete yutz. The bell goes and we’re underway. Both men a little hesitant to lock up here, Asian thumbing his nose at Monty. Now a lock up and a shot to the gut by Invasion. Following it up with a big backbreaker! Now he’s yelling at the fans.
Invasion: “That’s the way it is, baby!”
Ed: Uh-hum. Good idea to be talking to the crowd while Monty gets back up. Roll-up from Pretty Boy. 1.
Biff: And a kick-out from Invasion. Monty on him with a jumping DDT! And another pin’ 1. 2. Kick out from Asian! Pretty good kick out from Asian there, considering he’s at a major height advantage.
Ed: Now PB Monty whipping Asian to the corner, AI comes back and gets nailed with a fist from Monty! Using the height difference to his advantage there.
Biff: Yeah, for now. Monty now with lefts and right to Asian’s head. Another DDT! Asian down on the mat, and Monty’s pointing to the Glove! Yeah, let’s see if ya can climb up there first, King Kong.
Ed: Monty going for the Coal Miner’s Glove while Asian lies on the ground. AI barely even twitching there. I think those two DDTS did a real number on him.
Biff: What did you expect him to do, sing? He just got his head driven into the mat, for crying out loud.
Ed: Monty grabs the glove from the ring pole and Asian still not moving on the mat. This one could be over pretty quick here if Asian gets nailed in this condition. Monty picking him up off the mat, big right. No! ASIAN WITH A DUCK AND A BACKSLIDE! 1. Kickout!
Biff: HA! Asian back on the job. Whipping Monty to the opposite corner. Damn! Monty nails him with that glove coming off the turnbuckle. Monty now pandering to the fans. Yech, gag me!
Ed: Monty with a pick-up, getting ready to nail Asian again with that glove, and Asian ducks again’ Clothesline from AI! And Asian putting the boots to Monty on the mat. Monty rolls away and through the ropes, and Asian taunting him from the inside!
Biff: And Monty the coward hides outside while Asian tells him what a moron he is. Monty rolling back in, and Asian with a shoulderblock! And a pin’ 1. 2. Kickout! Monty almost getting pined there, Ed!
Ed: And Asian in control as he hits a belly-to-belly suplex! And another cover! 1. 2. Kicked out again! Monty so far unable to capitalize on that glove!
Biff: He’s still probably trying to figure out how to turn it on. And Asian trying to get that glove from Monty! It’s off! And now Monty trying to get back to his big feet. BOOM! OUT GO THE LIGHTS!
Ed: Monty getting a hard right from that glove and he’s down on the mat. Asian now picking him up. Bearhug! Quite a shift in tactics here from Asian.
Biff: Smart man, using a wear-down hold on someone you’ve just popped. Doesn’t give them time to recover. Monty reaching for the ropes like a pathetic. Oh, he got them.
Ed: Ref immediately laying a count on Asian. I don’t know why, he can’t really disqualify anyone. Asian lets go of the hug, and steps back, leaving Monty on the ropes. And now back in with the bearhug! Invasion turning Monty away from the ropes so he can’t get out.
Biff: But Monty’s long gorilla arms let him flail his way out of this one. He grabs the ropes and Asian lets go again’ See what a real sportsman is like, Ed?
Ed: The sportsman nailing Monty with that glove again and a jack-knife! Monty on the mat and Asian is loving it! Pin attempt. 1. 2. Shoulder up! Monty one tough customer to be getting up after that.
Biff: Asian dragging the big doofus to the center of the ring and another bearhug! And now Pretty Ugly Monty is trapped and can’t reach the ropes! Asian wants him to give it up! Ha!
Ed: I doubt that will happen, Biff.
Biff: Yeah, but you’re an idiot. The fans now chanting “Ugly, Ugly”
Ed: I think That’s “Monty, Monty” Ed.
Biff: That’s what I said, Ugly. Okay, Monty trying to get an arm in to cut off the bearhug, fat chance of that. He looks like he’s fading, though. The ref checking as the arm falls. 1. 2. No. Looks like Monty wants to be hurt some more!
Ed: Monty shaking his head no and trying to get adrenaline flowing. He’s working one arm between himself and Asian. Asian’s got him locked up tight, but Monty’s doing it. One arm through! He hooks them. Belly-to-belly on Asian! AI down to the mat and Monty rolls off to try and get some momentum going.
Biff: The ref laying a count on both wrestlers. I suppose if he reaches 10 it’ll be a draw. Asian starting to get, so is Monty. Monty sees Asian, gets up, off the ropes. Shoulder tackle. And a lucky break from Ugly Monty gets Asian down on the mat. Monty now trying to get that glove from Asian. He’s grinding down on Asian’s shoulder while he pulls it off. He’s got it!
Ed: Monty now with blows to AI’s forehead. The ref warning him, and Monty picking up Asian. Pretty boy tossing Asian to the ropes. Big wind-up. Now, a duck down by Asian. Off the opposite ropes. HEADSCISSORS FROM ASIAN! And a cover! 1. 2. 3!
Biff: Yeah ASIAN! YEAH!
Announcer: The winner of the match. Asian Invasion!
Ed: Now Asian getting that glove from Monty and starts nailing him with hard rights! There’s no call for that!
Biff: Ah, let him alone. He’s having fun. Asian looking right into the camera as he holds up that glove.
Asian: (Mocking) I’m what every American aspires to be!
Ed: Whoa! Another strong message from Asian. Things finally getting settled down now. Asian giving back the glove and heading back to the lockers. Monty being help back, his forehead is busted open. And that match wraps up the first round of the tournament. Let’s recap: In the second round, Mr. America with a win over Rachel Ryan will take on Shogun, who upset Anthony Hazard. Davey Scott, who made quick work of Billy Smith will be taking on Asian Invasion, who just defeated Pretty Boy Monty in another upset.
Biff: My man Davey Scott is still in this one.
Ed: Let’s go down to ringside.
Miguel Thunder vs. Ricky Hype
Announcer: This match is one fall. First. Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 230 pounds. Here is Miguel Thunder!!
Miguel comes down to the ring and wait]
Announcer: And his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds. Here is Ricky “The Show” Hype!
Ed: What a night so far, eh Biff?
Biff: Yeah, and it’ll be really great when the matches start.
Ed: Well, we’ve got Miguel Thunder vs. Ricky Hype coming up.
Biff: (Groans) Yeah, this is gonna be great. I can’t wait. Yahoo.
Ed: The fans not taking to Hype lately, due in part to his alliance of late with Anthony Hazard.
Biff: Hey, Tony Hazard is a great man, and these idiots ought to realize that.
Ed: I still can’t believe you like Hazard.
Biff: Hey, I have to. It’s in my contract.
Ed: Thunder and Hype into a collar and elbow, Hype thrown to the ropes by Thunder. Thunder missing with a clothesline and Hype with as standing double axhandle! Not much effect on Thunder, though.
Biff: Nah, his head’s too thick. Thunder grabbing Rick and tossing him to the ring ropes. Spin kick and a miss by Thunder! Ooo, good thing Thunder doesn’t have a backbone or that might have hurt.
Ed: Hype with a pick-up on Miguel and he tosses him out of the ring! And now he goes out after him!
Biff: Way to go, Hype! Smash the punk! Ricky whips Thunder into the steel guardrail, and now stomping on him! The ref’s counting but Rick’s not listening. Oh, he rolls back into the ring, and then out again. Thunder back up and now the two of them are brawling on the outside. And I thought this was going to be a boring match!
Ed: And the fans rather quiet for this match. I don’t think they know quite how to react to these tactics from Hype.
Biff: Sort of makes it hard to know who to cheer for, huh?
Ed: Yeah, it. Hey! Biff we’re supposed to be impartial.
Biff: And your point is?
Ed: Thunder getting back into the ring, and Hype following behind and Thunder catches him! A half Boston by Miguel, and Hype looks to be in pain!
Biff: For once, a good tactic from Thunder. He’s resting from that battle on the outside while keeping Hype down. And Rick looks to be in some pain here as he struggles for the ropes. He’s reaching, reaching, gets it!
Ed: The ref forces Thunder to break the hold and now Miguel’s got to think up a new strategy if he wants to capitalize here.
(The match continues for over twenty minutes, with both athletes battling back and forth. The match spills out onto ringside several times, with both men trying to viciously finish off their opponent. Several times Hype locks on a clawhold, but Thunder seems to always escape.)
Biff: Damn, if any of the other matches are this good, we might be here past midnight!
Ed: Thunder now with a power bomb on the battered Ricky Hype. Hype hits the mat, and Miguel takes a moment to pose for the ladies in the crowd.
Biff: Yeah, That’s a good idea. Why don’t you sign a few autographs while you’re at it! Sheesh! Thunder picking up Hype now and tossing him to the ropes and HYPE COMES OFF WITH A BODY BLOCK! Miguel down on the ground I bet he wishes he’d been a bit quicker earlier.
Ed: Speaking of not being quick, Ricky doing a shuffle across the ring, and not going after Miguel.
Biff: Ah, he deserves a chance to show off.
Ed: And Thunder rolls him up for a pin! 1. 2. Kick out. Ricky barely able to kick out after being in the ring for almost a half-hour.
Biff: And it hasn’t been an easy match either. Thunder to his feet, and greeted by a clothesline from Miguel. Thunder in control now as he picks up Hype and sends him to the ropes. Backdrop. No! Hype slides over Thunder’s back. Thunder turns around. CLAW FROM HYPE!
Ed: Thunder down to his knees, and the ref asking him. He’s already been in the hold a few times tonight. The ref checks the arm. once. twice. three times! The referee calling for the bell!
Biff: Yep, yep, yep. Told ya, Ed. Hype all the way.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner. RICKY “The Show” HYPE!
Ed: A hard fought match from both men. Miguel having to be almost knocked out before he’d give up. Coming up next, we’ve got a one on one encounter, pitting former OWA Champion Stacks Coltrain against newcomer to UCP, Godiva Rage.
Biff: Rage has been a tremendous tag team wrestler in other federations, but now she’s trying to make her break into single’s action here in UCP.
Ed: Let’s go down to ringside.
Godiva Rage vs. Stacks Coltrain
Announcer: This match is one fall. First. Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 158 pounds. This is Godiva Rage!!
Rage walks down to ringside and enters the ring]
Announcer: And her opponent. She is a former OWA Champion. She weighs in at 185 pounds. She is a member of the Crew. This is Stacks Coltrain!
Ed: We have a bell and this match is underway. Both competitors circle and we have a lockup. Rage with a German suplex and a cover. one. two. kickout by a stunned Coltrain’ Rage seems to think she’s going to toy with Stacks here in this match but I assure you that Stacks Coltrain will give Godiva Rage all she can bargain for.
Biff: Oh. Stacks Coltrain and the Crew haven’t done anything noteworthy in over a year. Rage with a whip and a spinebuster slam. one. two. Kickout by Stacks and Godiva up and blowing kisses to the crowd. She is definitely taking Coltrain lightly in this match.
Ed: That is going to be and Coltrain up and nailing Rage with a series of blows to the head and stomach. Whip by Coltrain and a clothesline. Coltrain off the ropes and she nails Rage again with a clothesline and a third and Rage goes to the outside.
Biff: Hey. Gotta stay on your guard. Can’t let Stacks retain the momentum. Rage entering the ring. Coltrain with a kick and a dragon suplex. one. Kickout by Rage. Coltrain hits a slingshot somersault splash. one. two. Kickout by Rage.
Ed: Stacks is wanting to end this. She’s setting up for the Spinning Powerbomb. NO! Rage with a backdrop but Stacks goes all the way into a sunset flip. one. two. Kickout by Rage. Coltrain up and dropkick hits the mark and an elbowdrop. cover. one. two. Kickout by Rage.
Biff: Stacks with a whip and Rage comes off the ropes with a flying forearm. Rage with a clothesline of her own and a faceslam! Cover. one. two. Kickout by Stacks. Rage with a setup and legsweep faceslam! And Rage is going to the top.
Ed: Coltrain up and nails Rage in the midsection and slams Rage off the top turnbuckle. And Rage is begging off.
Announcer: 15 minutes have elapsed. 5 minutes remain’
Biff: She’s just stalling for time and Coltrain is not having any part of that. Kick to the midsection by Stacks and another. Stacks with a swinging neckbreaker and she’s calling for the Spinning Powerbomb. She’s got Godiva up. No. Rage uses the momentum and carries all the way over with a sunset flip but Stacks doesn’t go over. She drops down and grabs the legs. one. two. th. Rage kicks out!!
Ed: Stacks off the ropes. Rage nails her with a knee to the midsection and a Gutwrench Suplex into a. HOTSHOT! Cover by Rage. one. two. three!!! Rage gets the win here.
Announcer: Winner of the match in 18: 18, Godiva Rage!!
Ed: Godiva Rage with an incredible win here at Halloween Horror. We’ve got another match before we start with Round 2 of the Wheel of Torture tournament. Let’s go to ringside.
Fantasia vs. Loudmouth Donnie
Announcer: This match is one fall. First. Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 176 pounds. This is Fantasia!
Fantasia makes her way down to the ring as the ring announcer continues]
Announcer: And her opponent. He weighs in at 226 pounds. Here is. “Loudmouth” Donnie!
Donnie slowly makes his way to ringside. Taking his time. He finally gets into the ring.]
Ed: Both of these competitors making their debut here in UCP. There’s the bell and this match is officially underway. We have a lockup. Donnie whips Fantasia towards the turnbuckle. Reversal by Fantasia, and Donnie hits the corner. Fantasia charges in, but Donnie most and both competitors turn to face each other.
Biff: Quick start by these two. Donnie goes for a kick to the midsection, but Fantasia grabs the leg and Donnie hits with an enzuigiri and Fantasia is down. Donnie with a legdrop and another and a fistdrop on the fallen Fantasia. cover. one. two. Kickout by Fantasia.
Ed: Donnie with a strut as he looks smugly out to the crowd. Donnie clamps on a sleeper, but Fantasia drops down with a jawbreaker and Donnie’s in trouble now. Fantasia off the ropes with a running forearm smash and a reverse DDT by Fantasia. cover. one. two. Kickout by Donnie.
Biff: Donnie slides out of the ring, but Fantasia goes out after him. Fantasia whips Donnie into the ring post and then into the guardrailing. Fantasia throws Donnie back into the ring and goes right in after him and Donnie’s begging off.
Ed: Fantasia moves in, but Donnie nails her with a kick to the midsection and then a flying shoulderblock. Clothesline by Donnie and a dropkick by Donnie and a cover. one. two. Kickout by Fantasia.
Biff: Donnie with a legsweep faceslam and another cover. one. two. Kickout again by Fantasia. Donnie has to be wondering what’s he’s gonna have to do to put away Fantasia. Donnie with a whip. Fantasia ducks a clothesline and she hits with a flying forearm.
Ed: Fantasia nails Donnie with a doctor bomb and she puts him on the top turnbuckle and executes a wonderful superplex. Cover. one. two. th. Kickout by Donnie. And Fantasia clamps on a figure four and Donnie is in trouble.
Biff: Referee down there to see if Donnie wants to submit.
Announcer: 15 minutes have elapsed. 5 minutes remaining.
Biff: Donnie trying to maneuver over towards the rope. He’s hanging in there and he makes it to the ropes. C’mon Ref. make her break that hold.
Ed: She’s breaking it. Donnie now limping noticeably. Fantasia with a lariat and a cover. one. two. Kickout by Donnie. Fantasia with a whip, but Donnie nails her with a dropkick off the ropes. Donnie hits a nice belly to back suplex and a double underhook backbreaker.
Biff: Donnie with a reverse neckbreaker and a cover. one. two. th. Kickout by Fantasia. *bell rings* What’s that?
Ed: There’s the bell.
Announcer: The time limit on this match has expired. This match is therefore ruled a draw!
Ed: I’m sure a rematch is in order for these two. An incredible match.
Ed: It’s time to start Round 2 of the Wheel of Torture Tournament. Let’s go up to Elaine and Myers.
Elaine: Thanks Ed. I think I’ve lost track of whose turn it is to spin, so why don’t you do the honors, Myers?
Myers: Well, if you insist.
Myers gives the wheel a strong spin’ it spins around and around until finally it stops on. ]
Elaine: It’s Mr. America vs. Shogun in a Dog Collar Match! Let’s go down to ringside!
Dog Collar Match: Mr. America vs. Shogun
Announcer: This match begins the semifinals in the Wheel of Torture tournament. It’s going to be one fall and it is a Dog Collar Match. Both wrestlers will be attached to the neck by a dog collar, wrestler needs to gain a pinfall in order to win. And here are the participants. With a win in the first round over Rachel Ryan, he weighs in at 250 pounds. Here is “America’s Perfection”. Mr. America!!!
Mr. America makes his way to ringside and allows the referee to collar his neck, as the ring introductions continue.]
Announcer: And his opponent. With a win over Anthony Hazard in the first rounds, weighing in at 230 pounds. Here is a member of the Crew. Shogun!!
Shogun comes to ringside and enters the ring. The referee attaches the dog collar to his neck as well, then calls for the bell]
Ed: And we’re off. We’ve a lock up and Mr. America with a whip, Shogun off the ropes is nailed with a clothesline. America wraps that chain around his fist and goes for a fistdrop, but Shogun moves and nails America with a couple of kicks, then a huge spin kick.
Biff: Shogun getting in some of those martial arts moves. Oh. Here’s a good martial arts move. Shogun wrapping that chain around the neck of America and trying to choke him out. America reaching the ropes. The referee is making Shogun release the choke.
Ed: America getting to his feet, but Shogun nails him with a savate kick and down he goes again’ Shogun wraps his fist in that chain and begins to nail Mr. America in the forehead and America is now busted open. Shogun with a dragon suplex and a cover. one. two. Kickout by America.
Biff: Shogun going to the top. This could be a mistake and America with a tug of that chain, bring Shogun back down to the mat. America gets to his feet and wraps the chain around the neck of Shogun and throws him over the top rope. He’s hanging Shogun!
Ed: The referee is in there giving a count and America lets loose the hold and Shogun falls to the floor. America out after him. He wraps that chain around his hands and comes off the apron with a double ax handle to the back of the neck of Shogun.
Biff: Man. this tournament is crazy! Bats and sticks and chains. It’s a wonder someone’s not seriously injured. America rolling Shogun back into the ring. He sets him up and nails him with the Leaping Piledriver!! Cover. one. two. three! This one is over!
Announcer: Winner of the match in 16: 25, advancing in the tournament. Mr. America!
Ed: Incredibly hard fought match up and Mr. America is our first finalist. Let’s go up to Elaine and Myers for another spin of the wheel.
Myers: Thanks Ed. Elaine, if you’ll be so kind as to take a crack at this wheel.
Elaine: You bet.
Elaine spins the wheel and is spins and spins until it lands on. ]
Myers: Davey Scott will take on Asian Invasion in a Ladder Match! Let’s go to Shelly who’s with Davey Scott.
Davey comes around the corner laughing, then sees Shelly Marks, and that laugh turned to a groan.]
Davey: What does one man have to get rid of you guys?
Shelly: All we want is some comments about Asian Invasion, as you will be facing him in a few moments.
Davey: The little weasel actually won a match?? Whoa, that’s a first, but it will soon be the last as I will come for you Asian Invasion. Remember the last time we met? Remember that beating I gave you? Imagine that plus a pot of gold to bash in your hollow head of yours! In all perspective, the way it is, that I am going out there, and you better run while you can. Cause I won’t let you run from the ring. The ring is a battle field, and an escape is a retreat! A surrender! I shall not surrender to you PUNK! You will get EVERYTHING your narrow ass deserves. A good multiple boots. You cheated me out of the TV Title…but unlike you, fried brain, I am not OBSESSED with the TV Title. Compare to this tournament and what the outcome of the winner, that is bigger than the TV Title. Oh, I guess your hollow head can’t quite catch the grasp of that! You still think small. Which is why your “Evil Empire” FAILED! You never thought to think BIG!
Davey: Hey. I am not finished! Mr. America, you disgust me! “What every American aspires to be”? If that is the case, I will move to Canada…maybe even become a communist! You are the POOREST examples of American Leadership this nation has! I am no role model, and I am no leader, I am only care for one person, and that is me, myself, and I! When I finish with Asian Invasion here, and Shogun is a no-brainer, I am coming after you boy! It time to see who the better man is! All this time, and we never met in the ring. Well, a common saying, it is the time of truth! We will see who kicks whose ass!
Davey: Now GET OUT MY FACE!
Davey pushes past her on his way out to the ring.]
Shelly: Well. Back to ringside.
Ladder Match: Davey Scott vs. Asian Invasion
Announcer: This match is part of the second round of the Wheel of Torture tournament. It is scheduled for one fall and it is a ladder match. The winner will be the first person to bring the ladder into the ring and to climb to the top and to pull the string that hangs down from the ceiling. Coming down the aisle, with a win in the first round over Billy Smith, weighing in at 250 pounds. This is Davey. Scott!
Davey comes down the aisle, stops at the ladder and climbs up and raises his hands to the crowd, before hopping down and heading towards the ring.]
Announcer: And his opponent. With a win in the first round over Pretty Boy Monty, weighing in at 230 pounds. This is Asian Invasion!!!
Ed: This match is ready to go. The ladder is out in the aisle and there’s the bell and Asian Invasion just leaped out of the ring and is heading to the ladder and Davey Scott hot on his heels. Invasion goes to grab the ladder, by Scott dropkicks him face first into it and the ladder is down.
Biff: Davey Scott reaches over the railing and grabs a chair and lays into Invasion, who’s draped across the ladder. two. three. four times. Scott using that chair and driving it into the back of the neck of Invasion. Scott rolls Invasion off the ladder and lifts it up and carries it back towards the ring and slides it under the ropes.
Ed: This one might just be a quick one. Invasion is up and he’s a bloody mess. He’s staggering towards the ring, where Scott is setting up that ladder and starting to climb up. Invasion climbs to the top turnbuckle and just hurls himself at the ladder, knocking it over and Davey Scott over the top and to the floor and Scott is holding his ankle.
Biff: When we started back up, Scott had some sort of leg injury. This may have reinjured that. Invasion is up and his face is just covered in blood. He finds the ladder and sets it up. Scott is just now making his way back into the ring. He pushes the ladder over and Invasion hits the mat.
Ed: Scott is limping rather badly here. He’s got Invasion and pulls him up and suplexes Invasion onto the ladder. Scott picks up the ladder, but Invasion clips him in the leg and Scott is in a lot of pain here. Invasion setting up the ladder but Scott gets to his feet and nails Invasion in the back of the head with a Superkick and Invasion eats that ladder.
Biff: Davey Scott picks up Invasion and nails him with his Spinning Piledriver on that ladder and Scott rolls Invasion out of the ring. He sets up the ladder. He’s struggling to get to the top but that ankle. Slowly he moves towards the top. He’s almost there.
Ed: Here comes Asian Invasion but, he’s too late as Scott pulls that string and this arena is being showered in balloons and confetti. The bell is ringing.
Announcer: Winner of the match in 14: 38, advancing to the finals of this tournament. Davey. Scott!
Ed: So, in the finals, it’s Davey Scott vs. Mr. America. Davey Scott being helped back to the locker room. He’s going to need all the time in the world to rest. We’ve got three matches before he’s due out here again, and I’m sure he’s hoping they’ll be long ones.
Biff: With that bad ankle, I’m not so sure Davey can pull this one off, unless the Wheel stops on a Wheelchair match.
Ed: A what?
Biff: Never mind.
Biff: Coming up, Shiva will be taking on Mariko. Let’s hear some comments from Shiva.
The halls of the arena, Shiva leaning against a concrete wall doing her nails. A couple of minutes before her match.]
Shiva: So ya wanna bounce me around, eh American chap? Brushing me aside that quickly when you haven’t seen me at play yet? You may wanna retract that in a few minutes sir, as after what I’m gonna do to this Mariko chick you’ll be thinking twice about badmouthing me.
“Sweet Dreams” from the Eurhythmics comes over the arena PA.]
Shiva: I guess that’s my curtain call. We’ll talk later hon. Got some two-bit broad to take care of.
Sunglasses on, she pockets her file and walks down the corridor.]
Shiva vs. Mariko
Announcer: This match is one fall. First. Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 165 pounds. This is Shiva!
Shiva walks down to the ring wearing dark sunglasses. She steps into the ring and awaits for her opponent.]
Announcer: And her opponent, now approaching the ring, weighing in at 167 pounds. She’s a member of the Femme Fatale. This is Mariko!
Ed: Up next, A legend herself, held numerous titles and remains one of the most promising rising stars in the UCP, Mariko. She shall go against a new comer, one we know little about, Shiva.
Biff: I tell you one thing, Shiva seems to have the moves in her head, but I don’t think we can see much success out of her. She is just too inexperienced.
Ed: The fans knows who is up there and who is not.
Biff: I think Mariko been dancing in the clouds too long.
Ed: The bell rings, and they are in a lock, and. bodyslam by Shiva. Shiva is still wearing those sunglasses. I can’t believe the cockiness of this new competitor. Mariko gets up, and here comes a headlock takedown but…WAIT! Mariko counters with a back suplex!
Biff: Already, we seen some actions from this woman, but the action is just really beginning to heat up! Mariko to the ropes, and a Savate kick! And off goes those sunglasses.
Ed: Shiva is up, and she thrown to the ropes, and. ooooh. They clotheslined each other. They both slowly getting up, Mariko tried to right some wrong with a cloth. Wait!
Biff: Shiva ducks and she has Mariko set up for a double underhook piledriver! Up Mariko comes, and down she goes with a body slam, and a pin’
Ed: The ref counts…1…2…kickout! Only a two!
Biff: So, you were expecting maybe…3?
Ed: Shiva with a clothesline, Mariko bounces back up only of a knee lift…but Mariko doesn’t go down. Shiva to the ropes, and Mariko misses the shoulderblock. And. wait. Rebounded spinkick!
Biff: A rebounded spinkick?
Ed: You know. Shiva went to the ropes after the miss, and that is a rebound…didn’t they teach you that at announcer night class?
Biff: Yea. Right. As if!
Ed: Anyways, Mariko with a stomach breaker. Wait, blocked! Shiva nails a forearm to the back throwing Mariko out of the ring! Shiva follows her to the floor which may turn out not to be a smart idea.
Biff: Oh shut up, pea brain! Shiva nails her with an underhook piledriver.
Ed: Blocked by Mariko! You know, it might have been over right there. If Shiva pulled that off, Mariko might have not been able to recuperate.
Biff: Both women have climbed back into the ring, however, as Shiva enters. Flying forearm from Mariko and a count…1…2…kickout! Geez ref!
Ed: I think Mariko wants this done as much as you do, with the looks of that kneedrop! Shiva up again, and down again with the forearm from Mariko and another pin!
Biff: 1…2…kickout! Come on! Count faster!
Ed: Mariko seems to be disturbed with the referee, but due to her distraction, she gets slammed by an enzuigiri! Mariko up! And Down! With a slam! Mariko is up, and Shiva sends her to the rope.
Biff: Shiva misses the clothesline, but. Wait. Mariko with a bodyslam! A snap mare from Mariko! Mariko is like fine wine! She gets better with age!
Ed: Let not discard that Shiva has a lot of talent too! Mariko with a powerslam, and the count…1…2…shoulder up!
Biff: What? Stay down Shiva Stay down!
Ed: Mariko goes to grab her and. oooooh. Low blow and Mariko suffering from that!
Biff: Yes! Finally! The most brilliant move of the night! Shiva with a football tackle! A DDT from Shiva! Shiva is on fire right now!
Ed: She is capitalizing Mariko pain’ Shiva with a double underhook backbreaker! Mariko is tossed out of the ring!
Ed: Shiva bashed into Mariko with a slide, and they are going at it! Mariko finally gaining some control with a piledriver!
Biff: OOOOH! On the ringside? That going to take it! Call the match!
Ed: Mariko throwing. Wait. Shiva throws Mariko into the steps! Mariko crawling back into the ring as Shiva enters at the same time! Shiva with a
headbutt, and sends Mariko to the ropes!
Biff: A dropkick to the knees! Mariko better invest in ice! A bodyslam…no, small package by Mariko!! Not even a two count. Gallantly running to the ropes despite the slight pain she may have, she still can run!
Ed: However, she can’t run anymore as she is hit by a kick from Shiva! Shiva with a powerslam! The count…1…2…shoulder up!
Biff: Come on ref. count. You learned in the 3rd grade!
Ed: Come on!
Biff: This match could have been over by now!
Ed: You just have to wait! Shiva with a bodyslam, and a cover…1…2…shoulder up!
Biff: Geez! Mariko is being tough for her whole damn good! Shiva goes for a bodyslam. Wait. Blocked! Mariko with a stomachbreaker!
Ed: Too damn tough? Mariko? Anyways, Mariko with a piledriver! Mariko with a vertical suplex! She goes for another one, but Shiva with a surprise package…reversal by Mariko, another reversal by Shiva and then a full kickout!
Biff: Full kickout?? Geez. Give me a break!
Ed: Shiva whipped to the ropes, and kicked by Mariko! Shiva down with a chop, and Mariko going for the backbreaker, but blocked by Shiva! Mariko…no…Shiva to the ropes, and a clawhold!
Biff: And she’s reaches for the ropes immediately! Can’t have that happening! Mariko runs to the ropes…she has a tremendous amount of energy considering the clawhold, don’t you think?
Ed: I have seen Mariko work under different ways. This isn’t different. However, her run comes to an end with a backdrop! A piledriver by Shiva! Mariko goes down with a DDT! Mariko up, and Shiva goes for the clawhold, but. Blocked!
Biff: Mariko goes for the bodyslam. Wait, blocked. Wait. Reversed. CRUCIFIX BY SHIVA!
Ed: AND THE COUNT!
Crowds shouts…1. 2. 3…and the bell rings!]
Ed: I don’t believe it! I just don’t believe it! Newcomer has made a dream a reality! Mariko has been beaten! Not only beaten! Beaten by a new comer!
Biff: I don’t believe it man! Yet, this is just one heck of intense action!
Ed: And there is more where that came from, coming up next!
Announcer: Winning of this match, in 12: 12. Shiva!!!!
Ed: Whew. That was a close one.
Biff: Mariko needs to regroup. She’s been talking about wanting a shot at the big championship, but she needs to be focused on her current opponents.
Ed: We’ve got some comments from the challenger to the UCP TV Championship. Let’s hear from Virgo.
Virgo is getting his boots on in his locker room. A gold championship belt is seen sitting on the table next to him. He stands, and faces the camera, wearing a black T-shirt with silver lettering on it that reads. To the Trinity….AND BEYOND! He grins, and cracks his knuckles.]
Virgo: “Mr. America. I thought I might miss that mouth of yours, running a mile a minute. Guess what? I was wrong. Shut your yap, unless you got something useful to say. You think I haven’t proven myself yet? You left the SWF. What do you know? Equalizer and the Trinity have dominated that federation since their arrival. I am STILL the SWF International Champion. The first, and only, person to hold that title. We have the Tag Team Championships. We even have the championship belt for your precious America. And if you think that I still lack the skill, in any fed, to mess with you, why don’t you come back to the SWF for a special match? Or better yet, if President Stevie will allow it, why don’t I bring Trinity to the UCP for a special guest appearance? Then you can discuss our talent like professionals. We ran your beloved Underground out of the SWF. There is only one man left, and he is not the champion any longer. Pity, isn’t it?”
Virgo smiles, and puts on his trench coat.]
“Taleis, in a few minutes, I am coming to take back that which you stole from me. My TV Title. Argue all you want. Fight as much as you can. I’ll enjoy it more. But like it or leave it, I am walking out of this arena, the two time UCP Television Champion. And America, either put up, or shut up. You want to take a shot at my skills, I’ll pit them against yours any time anyplace. Perhaps in another roof match? Taleis, I hope you’re ready. Prepare, Taleis. Prepare to be……”
Virgo’s grin fades, and he slides on a pair of mirrored shades to his face]
Virgo walks out of the locker room]
Ed: Let’s go down to ringside.
UCP TV Championship: Taleis vs. Virgo
Announcer: This match is one fall and it is for the UCP TV Championship. First. Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 250 pounds. Here is the challenger and former champion. Virgo!
Virgo comes down the aisle way, trench coat and all. He climbs into the ring as the referee checks his boots and tights, he begins to remove his coat.]
Announcer: And his opponent is the current reigning UCP TV Champion. He weighs in at 242 pounds. Please welcome Taleis!!
Ed: Thanks for being here tonight folks, whether you’re in the arena or you’re viewing this at home. This has proven to be quite a card so far. Up next is a rematch of sorts. Taleis defends his TV title against former champion, Virgo.
Biff: This one is going to be bloody, and that’s cool!
Ed: You can say that again, Biff.
Biff: This one is.
Ed: Just a figure of speech, Biff. There is no love lost between these two.
Biff: Yeah and that’s why the match is going to be that much better.
Ed: So what ever happened to your main woman, Terra Quinn?
Ed: Taleis isn’t waiting for the bell! Taleis attacks Virgo before the bell. Taleis goes for a piledriver, but Virgo counters it with a backdrop. Virgo runs into the ropes. Virgo executes a jumping side kick. Virgo nails him with a legsweep. Virgo takes him down with a hiptoss. Virgo goes for a bridging back suplex, but Taleis counters it with a headlock takedown. Virgo runs into the ropes. Taleis misses with an elbow. Taleis hits Virgo with a backdrop. Virgo falls out of the ring.
Biff: That’s gotta hurt too! Taleis head out to the ring apron as Virgo gets to his feet! Taleis jumps onto him with a senton splash. Virgo whips Taleis into the guardrail. Taleis throws Virgo back into the ring. Taleis executes a spinning leg lariat. Taleis nails him with a flying elbowdrop.
Ed: Here’s the count! One, two, thr. Kickout. Taleis takes him down with a moonsault. Taleis with another pin attempt. One, two, kickout. Taleis whips Virgo into the ropes, but Virgo reverses it. Taleis hits Virgo with a shoulderblock. Taleis runs into the ropes. Virgo executes an armbar submission.
Biff: Virgo comes back with an armbar submission and clamps it on as Taleis came off the ropes. Taleis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Taleis nails him with an enzuigiri. Taleis executes a flying somersault splash. Taleis executes a camel clutch. Virgo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Taleis executes a flying dropkick. Taleis goes for a ropeflip moonsault, but Virgo counters it with a knee pull-up. Virgo goes for a back suplex, but Taleis counters it with a cross-body block.
Ed: Taleis with another cover! One, two, shoulder up. Taleis complains about a slow count. Taleis throws Virgo out of the ring and the ref starts the count one, two, Virgo reenters the ring. Taleis takes him down with a spinning leg lariat. Virgo runs into the ropes. Virgo and Taleis get hit with a double clothesline.
Biff: Both men go down! Virgo is starting to stir first and he’s to his feet. Virgo executes a choke slam. Virgo whips Taleis into the ropes. Virgo hits Taleis with a shoulderblock. Virgo whips Taleis into the ropes. Taleis takes him down with an Asai moonsault.
Ed: Taleis with using the second rope as a springboard and comes off with a moonsault bodyblock. One, two, kickout. Taleis takes him down with a Frankensteiner. One, two, shoulder up. Taleis executes a somersault legdrop. Taleis runs into the ropes. Virgo goes for a cartwheel kick, but Taleis counters it with a side step. Virgo takes out the ref! Mr. America comes to ringside.
Biff: This means trouble for Virgo. Taleis executes a Russian legsweep. Taleis executes a springboard dropkick. Taleis goes to the top buckle! Taleis goes for the Flying Diamond Cutter, but Virgo moves out of the way! Virgo executes a jack-knife power bomb. There is no referee to count.
Ed: The ref is still down and Virgo gets back to his feet! Virgo climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Taleis throws him to the mat. Taleis takes him down with a slingshot somersault splash. The ref is back to his feet.
Biff: It’s about time he got up too. Taleis goes for a spin kick, but Virgo counters it with a duck-down move. Virgo goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Taleis counters it with a backdrop. Taleis executes a Boston crab. Virgo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Taleis nails him with an octopus hold.
Ed: Taleis is really going after this match. He’s changing his style, and isn’t giving Virgo a chance to adapt. Virgo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Taleis goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Virgo counters it with a duck-down move. Virgo executes a bodyslam. Virgo catches him in a power bomb.
Biff: Virgo comes back in a big way and that’s what he needed! Here’s the count! One, kickout. Taleis kicks out before two. That’s what’s going to help him. Virgo nails him with a backdrop driver. Virgo runs into the ropes. Taleis and Virgo get hit with a double clothesline.
Ed: Both men go down again. This time it’s Taleis who gets up and he brings Virgo to his feet. Taleis takes him down with a Russian legsweep. Taleis throws Virgo out of the ring. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Virgo reenters the ring. Taleis executes a springboard rana. Taleis nails him with a figure-four leglock. Virgo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Taleis executes a handspring moonsault.
Biff: Taleis is really try to end this match right now. Taleis with a cover! One, shoulder up. Taleis nails him with a somersault legdrop. Taleis goes for a Frankensteiner, but Virgo counters it with a power bomb. Virgo with a nice counter move and he sent Taleis right into the mat! One, kickout. Virgo attempts to place Taleis on the turnbuckle, but Taleis blocks it. Virgo executes a Frankensteiner from the top rope. Virgo executes a jack-knife power bomb. Virgo is just a power bomb machine out there tonight!
Ed: The count! One, kickout. Virgo runs into the ropes. Taleis goes for a spin kick, but Virgo counters it with a duck-down move. Virgo executes a backdrop driver. Virgo runs into the ropes. Taleis takes him down with a spinning leg lariat. Taleis whips Virgo into the ropes, but Virgo reverses it. Taleis goes for a rana, but Virgo counters it with a power bomb.
Biff: There’s the umpteenth power bomb from Virgo tonight! Here’s a cover! One, two, shoulder up. Virgo whips Taleis into the ropes. Taleis hits Virgo with a shoulderblock. Taleis takes him down with a cobra clutch. Virgo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Taleis executes a superkick. Taleis takes him down with a springboard rana. Taleis whips Virgo into the turnbuckle. Taleis charges in with a handspring elbow. Taleis nails him with a Boston crab. Virgo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Taleis goes for a cobra clutch, but Virgo counters it with an armdrag takedown. Taleis runs into the ropes. Virgo misses with a clothesline. Virgo hits Taleis with a backdrop. Virgo runs into the ropes. Taleis hits Virgo with a shoulderblock. Taleis takes him down with a camel clutch. Virgo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Biff: Taleis is really working on the opposite side of the neck on Virgo. That’s a smart game plan that takes me back to my day in wrestling where no one could beat me. Taleis throws Virgo out of the ring. Taleis jumps onto him with a senton splash. Taleis knocks Virgo into the ringsteps. Taleis goes for an octopus hold, but Virgo counters it with a hiptoss. Virgo reenters the ring. Taleis follows him back in’ Virgo executes a bow-and-arrow submission. Virgo lets go after 11 seconds. Virgo takes him down with a jumping side kick. Virgo executes a hiptoss. Taleis nails him with an enzuigiri.
Ed: Taleis pops right back to offense and he’s going to the top! Taleis takes him down with a flying elbowdrop. A vicious elbowdrop and this could wrap it up! One, two, thr. Kickout. Virgo kicks out in the nick of time and he’s back to his feet already! Virgo takes him down with an enzuigiri to the face. Virgo takes him down with a sleeperhold. Virgo lets go after 13 seconds. Virgo nails him with a cartwheel kick. Virgo is going for the pin. The ref counts: One, kickout. Virgo nails him with a legsweep. Virgo whips Taleis into the ropes. Taleis hits Virgo with a clothesline.
Biff: Virgo butts heads with the ref and the ref falls to the mat! Taleis goes for an octopus hold, but Virgo counters it with a hiptoss! He brings Taleis to his feet! REVERSE CHOKE SLAM! Virgo covers, but there’s no ref to count!
Ed: In comes Mr. America to the ring! He drops a leg across the neck of Virgo!
Biff: That’s why it’s good to have friends.
Ed: Mr. America pulls Virgo to his feet and Virgo with a legsweep! They’re on the mat trading blows! Taleis is getting to his feet! Mr. America rolls off and charges Virgo! Virgo with a kick to the midsection! REVERSE CHOKE SLAM on America! He throws America out of the ring!
Biff: That’s not who he needs to worry about! Virgo turns around…FLYING DIAMOND CUTTER! Taleis covers and the ref crawls over! One, two, three! Taleis retains the title!
Ed: Hold on. Virgo’s foot was on the rope. The referee is restarting this match. Taleis is not happy. He’s beefing with the ref. Virgo to his feet.
Biff: Now, wait a second. What’s this all about?!?
Ed: Virgo grabs Taleis by the back of the neck and Reverse Chokeslam!!!! Cover.
Referee and the Crowd: ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!! *POP*
Ring Announcer: The winner and NEW UCP Television champion, in 16: 29. VIRGO!!
Biff: That was a travesty. Taleis was ROBBED of that title right there.
Ed: Makes no difference. Virgo is once again the UCP TV Champion.
Ed: Before we go down to our next match, which is for the North American Championship, let’s go hear these comments from Executioner.
Executioner: Consuelo we’ll what else can I say, or do??? What haven’t we been through yet or done to each other? There will be no surprises in tonight’s match that is a given, we both know each other’s style and tendencies too well, The only difference in this match is that it’s for all the Marbles the UCP North American Championship. The belt you currently own will soon be around the waist of yours truly. Me.
I personally think I had you beat in our last match before that “Fashion Reject” Brant interfered, but that’s the way this business works sometimes and I understand and accept that, but tonight there will be no excuses and no complaints only a solid one. two. three and a pin of you in the middle of the ring, good luck Consuelo.
North American Championship: Consuelo Salyards vs. Executioner
Announcer: This match is one fall. It is for the North American Championship. First, introducing the challenger. He weighs in at 230 pounds. Here is a former OWA Champion. Executioner!! And his opponent. She is the current reigning North American Champion. She weighs in at 150 pounds. This is the “Latin Lover” Consuelo Salyards!!
Ed: This match has been brewing and it was Executioner who scored the win over Salyards to gain the title shot.
Biff: Yeah, but it was with the help of Monica Brant that Executioner won. He may need Brant’s help here as well.
Ed: Executioner with that aura of confidence about him. He’s prepared tonight, but we’ll have to see the visage of Salyards to see how focused she is.
Ed: Salyards with a good crowd reaction tonight.
Biff: Yeah, but that’s not going to win you a match.
Ed: The ref holds the title high and Executioner extends his hand. Salyards accepts and the crowd goes wild again’
Biff: Yeah, yeah. That was the perfect opportunity for a cheap shot and neither of them took it.
Ed: There’s the lockup and Executioner with a small package right away as he backed Salyards towards the corner! One, two, Salyards gets to the ropes with her hand to break the pin’ Salyards back to her feet first and she hops right up to the top buckle. She goes for a diving elbowsmash, but Executioner drops to his knees and she misses.
Biff: Executioner back up and goes for a kick to the midsection. Salyards catches his feet and spins him around. Hotshot right onto the top rope and Executioner falls back to the mat. Salyards goes up top. A flying cross body press as Executioner gets back to his feet! One, two, kickout by Executioner! Salyards back to her feet. She puts Executioner up on the top buckle.
Ed: Only to take him down with a superplex, and Salyards back up top again’ flying bodypress off the top rope. She goes back up top again as Executioner gets to his feet. This time it’s a flying spinning leg lariat. Executioner back to his feet, but Salyards takes him down with a flying headscissors. This match has been all Salyards this far.
Biff: She goes up top again’ She’s like a Mexican jumping bean in there!
Ed: This time it’s a flying somersault splash! Salyards proves that she is indeed the aerial wrestler of the UCP. She gets back to her feet and Executioner to his feet! Executioner grabs Salyards and tosses her out of the ring. Executioner falls to his knees trying to catch his breath and shake the cobwebs off.
Biff: Salyards slides back into the ring at the count of six and is met by an enzuigiri from Executioner. Salyards hits the mat and gets back to her feet. This time it’s a we’ll placed knee to the back of Salyards. Executioner rebounds off the ropes and Salyards ducks that flying forearm! Salyards goes for a crucifix, but Executioner drops back with a Samoan Drop to counter it. He gets to his feet and brings Salyards to hers. Jack-knife power bomb!
Ed: We know what this leads to. He sneaks up behind Salyards and hooks his arms for the Cross-Face Chickenwing, but Salyards with a backward kick to break the hold before it’s fully applied! Salyards back up, but Executioner with a single-leg takedown and he hops over and applies a sleeperhold.
Biff: Salyards to her feet and she inches towards the ropes. She gets there. Executioner breaks the hold…and he hits a knee to the back. He follows it up with another. Salyards falls to the mat and Executioner goes up top.
Ed: A Frankensteiner from the top rope and that was an impressive maneuver. Executer falls onto Salyards with a cover! One, two, Salyards kickout! Executioner back up. He pulls Salyards to her feet and whips her into the ropes. Salyards with a beautiful crucifix! One, two, three! NO! Executioner got his shoulder up! Executioner back up and takes Salyards down with a clothesline. He heads up top. Flying axhandle. He pulls Salyards to her feet…and Salyards rebounds with a dropkick to the jaw and both hit the mat!
Biff: The ref starts the count. One, two, three.
Ed: Executioner is starting to stir.
Biff: Four, five.
Ed: Salyards is to her knees.
Biff: Six, seven, eight.
Ed: Executioner is to his feet, but Salyards with a Hotshot! The Second Rope Flipping Springboard Legdrop! NO! Executioner rolls out of the way!! Executioner with a go-behind and he hooks a waistlock! German suplex by Executioner! The ref is counting! One, two, three!
Biff: What happened?
Ed: We have a new champion!
Ring Announcer: The winner of the match, and NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION, Executioner in a time of 17: 22.
Ed: We have a new North American Champion after one intense match up folks. This has to be one of the best matches I’ve seen in a long time.
Biff: We’ll see how long he can keep that title around his waist.
Ed: It’s time for the finals to the Wheel of Torture tournament. Let’s go up to Elaine and Myers for the final spin of the Wheel.
Elaine: Thanks Ed. Myers? It’s the last spin’ make it a good one.
Myers: I’ll let you spin this one Elaine.
Elaine spins the Wheel. It spins around and around and lands on. Table Match!]
Myers: The finals will see Mr. America taking on Davey Scott in a Table Match. Back down to back to the locker room for some pre-match comments.
In the locker room where a doctor is working on Davey’s knee, comes forwards to talk to the camera]
Doctor: In my professional opinion, Davey Scott cannot go on in these conditions, his knee and ankle are just too badly injured, going on might further damage both the joint.
Davey walks up]
Davey: What the hell you talking about.
Soon he is face to face with the Doctor]
Davey: There isn’t a way you are going to screw me out of this match! I am going on and that is final!
Doctor: Mr. Sc.
Davey: Don’t you ‘Mr. Scott’ me, you worm [pushes the doctor to the locker]
Davey: (turning his attention to Shelly) Ok, I shall shell it out to you so you can have it all in detail, for one, Asian Invasion, I beat him like a dog the first time, I beat him like a dog the second time. Another thing, speaking of dog. Mr. America, that dog collar looks nice on you. It just reminds me of what you are. Heel boy heel! You know what type of dog you are? A Rottweiler? No. A Bulldog? Not a fat chance. You are nothing but a miniature POODLE! With all the shavings! With your prancing around, you should be able to win the championships, in a dog contest! That right, woof to daddy! Come here boy! HEEL BOY HEEL!
Davey limps out of the locker room. ]
Shelly: Insanity, it must be contagious as everyone getting a hint of it. Back to you Ed.
Wheel of Torture Finals/Table Match: Mr. America vs. Davey Scott
Announcer: This match is one fall. It is the finals in the Wheel of Torture tournament and the winner will face the OWA Champion at “Deck The Halls” in December. First. Coming down the aisle. Entering the finals with wins over Rachel Ryan and Shogun. He weighs in at 250 pounds. This is “America’s Perfection”. This is Mr. America!
America walks down the aisle. Freshly sewn stitches are now in place on his forehead from his previous match. Shelly Marks stops him in the aisle. ]
Shelly: Any comments?
Mr. America: Two down and one to go. Davey, it looks like you have your wish. I’ll get back to you in a minute though. Shiva, I’m supposed to be impressed because some “newcomer” beat Mariko. Biff could beat Mariko on his worst day and the man’s a retired wrestler. Do something more to impress me. If you want to make me do a double take, then get Gus back into the UCP for one more match and bounce him around the ring like a ragdoll. I don’t see that happening though. Virgo, it’s about time you spoke up. So, more with the SWF stuff. Yeah, I left. Take a look at the current state of the federation and you’ll see why I left. You say that Trinity has dominated the fed since they were born. Believe what you want to believe Virgo, but everyone knows the truth. They couldn’t get the job done against Bacon or Phoenix. It took Moon Dog to beat Bacon and who was it that trained Moon Dog? That’d be me! Take a look around you. You have no competition because the fed has been infested with nothing but lame up the wall and out the rear. The Underground left not because of Trinity. You couldn’t run a cat out of a dog house Virgo. We left because the SWF was lacking in what we seek, and that’s talent. That’s why I left to come and concentrate here. If you want another roof match, I’m game for it. Wow, a reverse choke slam to put me out, but you saw what happened. Luck played a huge part on your side tonight, but we’ll see exactly who’s good and who’s great. You’ve got the TV title. I’m getting my shot at the UCP title tonight. There’s a vast difference between your skills and mine. You’re a mediocre at best, mine are great at their worst. If you want to compare stables Virgo. I’ll banter off the number of titles that the Underground has had in comparison to Trinity. I don’t think you want me to do that because that’d be one slap that stings too much.
Mr. America wipes off his forehead.]
Mr. America: Shogun, looks like you had the last chance romance, but failed in it. That leaves just you Scott. Just you. You talk about the American Dream and how it’s a fraud. No Davey, it’s no fraud. You’re not bright enough to understand how to achieve it. You can’t comprehend enough how to be able to reach the pinnacle of your career and you’re just going to be another Virgo at best. Someone who’s lackluster career will be highlighted by second tier titles that seem to dominate your psyche. Me? Yeah, I’m what every American aspires to be and I am America’s Perfection because look at me. I’m one hell of an arrogant SOB whose ego knows no bounds. Along with that arrogance comes the confidence in myself that you’re walking out of this match tonight not as the winner, but as the one who couldn’t handle the perfection that he stepped into the ring with. Davey, I’m one of the most sought after wrestlers in the league because I can generate hate from people with no equal. You hate me Davey and that’s evident and I’m happy you do too. My comments about your ever changing names. That’s been the highlight of your career thus far. You’ve gone from the Sexy Boy to the Renegade and now you’re claiming to be the devil. What is it Davey? Are you going to think your Jesus next and walk across water? Davey, you can’t work miracles and that’s what it’s going to take you to beat me!
Mr. America walks down the aisle and slides into the ring.
Announcer: And his opponent, with wins over Billy Smith and Asian Invasion. He weighs in at 250 pounds. Here is Davey Scott!
Ed: A table is being placed at ringside. It’s still folded up, so the two competitors have their work cut out for them. You might call this the battle of the piledrivers as Davey’s finisher is the Spinning Piledriver and Mr. America’s is the Leaping Piledriver.
Biff: I really doubt those moves will matter much in this match, as the winner is the one who puts his opponent through the table.
Ed: There’s the bell and we’re underway. Davey still favoring that leg that was injured previously at the hands of Asian Invasion and Davey isn’t waiting around. He attacks Mr. America and nails him with a series of punches to the head.
Biff: Looks like he’s trying to reopen those stitches. Bodyslam by Scott and a clothesline. Scott’s going to the second turnbuckle and he misses an elbowdrop! America is up and he nails Scott with a few kicks. America off the ropes with a flying elbowdrop, but Scott rolls away. Scott it up and nails America with a superkick to the jaw.
Ed: Scott slides out of the ring. He slides the table into the ring. It’s still flat on the mat. America slowly getting to his feet and Scott off the ropes and bulldogs America onto the table and America is now busted open. Those stitches only doing a temporary job.
Biff: Scott rolling America off the table and he begins to set it up. America with a clip to the leg of Scott. America wiping the blood from his eyes and he drops a knee to the head of Scott and he pushes the forehead of Scott into the leg of that table and blood is now running freely from Scott’s forehead.
Ed: America stops his attack on Scott and goes to work on trying to get this table up. He appears to be having trouble with the leg of that table. No. he’s got it open finally. He sets up the table in the center of the ring. He picks up Scott and slam him onto the table, but it doesn’t break.
Biff: What’s he going to do? He lies Scott on that table and he’s going to the top. America with a splash off that top but NO! Davey Scott pulls a foot up and it connects with America chin and America slumps to the ground.
Ed: Scott rolls off that table and pulls up America, no! America with a hotshot on the edge of that table and Scott is holding his throat. America is climbing up onto the table and pulls Scott up after him. He’s setting up for a piledriver. America is going to piledrive Scott through the table.
Biff: NO! Scott with a backdrop and that table just flips over under the weight of Scott on the edge! Scott gets to his feet and sets up the table. He sets America on the top turnbuckle and he’s going to superplex America through the table.
Ed: Scott can’t get America up and over. America is holding onto the corner. Wait. America lifts up Scott and uses a front layout superplex. Through the table!!!
Biff: This match is over!!!
Announcer: Winner of the match and the winner of the 1997 Wheel of Torture tournament is Mr. America!!!!!
Ed: Shelly Marks is heading to the ring to have a word with the winner.
Biff: That was an incredible match, Ed. let me tell you. Respect for both of these competitors has gone up a great deal.
Ed: With that match done, we have a challenger for the UCP Champion at “Deck The Halls” in December. There’s Shelly. Let’s go down to ringside.
Mr. America picks up Davey Scott and tosses him out of the ring. Shelly Marks enters the ring with a mic as Mr. America raises his arms in victory. He points to himself and yells, “I’m what every American aspires to be!” He looks over at Shelly and wipes some of the blood off of his forehead. He motions for Shelly to hold on for a second as he makes his way to the ropes. He gets a towel and wipes the blood off more.]
Shelly: You’ve done it. You’ve won the Wheel of Torture Tournament. You went through Rachel Ryan, Shogun, and Davey Scott in one horrific night.
Mr. America: What a night it’s been! They threw me to the wolves in my first match and it just got easier from there! Davey, I’ll give you props. I may be arrogant but don’t think for a second I didn’t think you’d make it. You’re a good wrestler, but you’re still not me.
Shelly: You have won the chance at wrestling either Traci Lane or Monica Brant for the UPC Title. What are your thoughts on that?
Mr. America: My thoughts? Shelly, you know that answer. I’m looking towards winning that title and showing why it is exactly that I’m America’s Perfection. I’m not worried about the champion right now. If it’s Traci, then I’ll have my work cut out for me. There’s a level of respect between us but she knows that I’m hungry for what she has around her waist. I know we haven’t met in the ring before and she’s anxious to prove how much of a dominant wrestler she is in the UCP. One way or another, it’s going to be one hell of a match, but I don’t want to face Lane for the UCP title.
Shelly: You don’t?
Mr. America: No, because I know all I have to do is ask Traci for a match and shell be more than willing to step into the ring. I want Monica. Yeah, I have a win over the “mistress” of the UCP, but Executioner and Salyards took the pride out of that win’ Yeah, they had every right to and I’m not a bit upset because it’s a win’ Monica, you had an easy way out of your match. I chuckled to myself after Salyards whacked you too because it was that much easier to beat you. I remember when you came in as Jungle Mask. I can see the jealousy burning at you because you look at the Femmes and see the success they are even without you. You take a look at me and you turn green with envy because even if you are the fashion expert here, you’re still the k-mart blue light special while I’m an Armani tailored wrestler. Once it’s all said and done though after tonight, we’ll see who I face. I want Traci to win out of a natural biased, but I’m hungry to slap you around one more time. As for you Davey, take a look and see what you couldn’t achieve. It’s what I’m holding right now. Virgo, this is how it’s done. You forget about past titles and shoot after what you haven’t held. Best of all, I have the biggest surprise yet to come!
Mr. America exits the ring and walks back up the aisle.]
Shelly: Strong words from Mr. America and we’ll see who he faces for the UCP title at the conclusion of tonight. Back to you, Ed.
Ed: As usual, strong comments from Mr. America. Well. We’re down to our final match. It’ll be Traci Lane going up against “Mistress” Monica Brant. Let’s hear comments from both.
(Monica Brant is in her locker room, smiling. She’s wearing a different outfit, a rather simple one-piece wrestling outfit that bares a suspicious resemblance to Traci Lane’s outfit.)
Monica: I know, I know. Hundreds of analysts and odds makers were shocked tonight when I pinned Sanchez for a three count. I’m sure his family are all at home, bawling their eyes out. Take the hint, Adam Ant, and just go back to wherever you’ve been hiding these past few years. Now, Traci, it’s you and me. I know you’re in your own locker room, getting ready. Because you know who you’re facing. You’ve seen me. You’ve fought beside me. You know what I’m capable of. You know. And if that knowing doesn’t make your stomach churn with nervousness, then you’re not half as smart as I thought you were. Enjoy your nap tonight, Lane, and I’ll enjoy my new title.
(Scene changes to Traci Lane, who stands before a wide, white banner bearing a red hourglass, dressed in wrestling attire, hands on her hips. Glaring coldly at the camera, she says)
Traci: So the mystery’s over. I’m facing the Femme-wrecker herself, Monica Brant, in the main event. That’s fine. In fact, that’s perfect. Monica, this little vendetta of yours has gone on for *far* too long. I still don’t quite understand what set you off, and at this point, I don’t guess that matters. The way I see it, this match means that either you get your way, and you cost the Femmes — and me — the world championship, or I put you away and hopefully knock some sense back into you.
(The camera slowly floats closer as she speaks.)
Traci: I want more than a match with you, Monica. I want closure. I want this sorry little episode in our lives over with, and you, our prodigal sister, back where she belongs. I think that would be a fine way to punctuate an event so important as this is. We’re finally in the ring together. Let’s make it *mean* something.
(The screen now frames her face.)
Traci: Our match is close at hand, Monica. Get ready. You know I’ll be.
(Her gaze smolders as the view changes back to the arena)
Ed: The last time these two met, Monica was wearing a mask and calling herself Jungle Mask. Now, she’s no longer a mystery. This rematch has been a long time coming and she’s had about 3 hours to rest. Let’s go down to ringside for this historic clash.
UCP Championship: Traci Lane vs. Monica Brant
Announcer: This match is one fall. It is for the UCP Cruiserweight Championship of the World. First. Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 157 pounds. Here is the challenger. “Mistress” Monica Brant!
Monica Brant comes down, walking directly to the ring. She pauses and looks out to the crowd before she walks up the steps and into the ring.]
Announcer: And her opponent. *huge pop*. She is the current UCP Cruiserweight Champion of the World. She weighs in at 194 pounds. She is a member of the Femme Fatale. This is “The Black Widow” Traci Lane!!!
Ed: This crowd is deafening and solidly behind Traci Lane. She points to Monica Brant in the ring and charges in. Brant nails her as Lane slides into the ring and delivers a number of kicks to the head. And the ref is calling for the bell.
Biff: Brant not taking any chances. She wants that championship. Brant with a swinging neckbreaker. A few stomps and then pulls Lane up. Brant off the ropes, nails the champion with a clothesline. Lane in trouble early on. Brant off the ropes, but Lane slams her with a spinebuster.
Ed: Brant up to her feet and Lane with a series of chops. As she backs Brant into the corner and she whips Brant into the far turnbuckle. Brant comes out and is nailed with a clothesline and Brant rolls out of the ring. Gonna regroup, it looks like.
Biff: Traci wanting Monica to get back into the ring. Monica wanting a bit of space so she can get back into the ring. Traci steps back and Monica comes back into the ring. Traci in quickly with a chop and a bodyslam. Traci Lane with a side suplex and a cover. one. Kickout by Brant.
Ed: Lane up. Backbreaker on Brant and Brant begs off but Lane has no mercy for the former Femme. Lane moves in, but is greeting with a rake of the eyes and Brant hits her with a clothesline. Brant with a whip into the turnbuckle.
Biff: And Brant nails her with a spinning leg lariat coming out of the corner. Brant with a nice vertical suplex and Brant looking to finish off Lane as she nails her with a Tombstone. cover. one. two. Kickout by Lane.
Ed: Brant upset at the ref for that one. Brant off the ropes, but Lane counters with a backdrop. Lane with a fisherman suplex! One. tw. Kickout by Brant. Lane whips Brant into the ropes and takes her down with a shoulderblock. Lane with a fist to the midsection of Brant and another.
Biff: Russian legsweep by the champion. cover. one. two. Kickout by Brant. Lane trying for a suplex but Monica cradles. one. two. Kickout by Lane. Brant with a powerbomb and a cover. one. two. th. Kickout by Lane.
Ed: Brant signaling for the Cobra Sleeper. She clamps it on and Lane is going out.
Biff: NO! Lane with a jawbreaker. Lane to her knees and Brant moves in’ Lane with a punch to the midsection and another and another jawbreaker. Monica’s gonna need to see her dentist after this one.
Ed: Lane with a whip. She catches Brant with a powerslam and she’s gonna try and end it here. Traci setting up for the Gorilla Press Piledriver, but Brant rolls her up. one. two. Reversal by Lane. one. two. three!!! She retains the title!!
Announcer: Winner of the match in 20: 01 and STILL UCP Cruiserweight Champion of the World. Traci Lane!!!
Ed: What a night of action we’ve had but we are out of time. For Biff, Elaine, Shelly and Myers. I’m Ed Bagel and I’d like to thank you for joining us for Halloween Horror. Our next PPV is called “Deck The Halls” and it will be on December 27th. Until then we’ll see you for more UCP action in one week!