Scene opens up with Kan Tai and Panda standing in a
very long line outside of a major stadium. A brief shot of the stadium reveals
that today is the finals for the National Housekeeping Championship. Back to
Kan Tai and Panda.
knew that cleaning house would turn into a competitive sport!
anything is a competitive sport these days. Eating food, video games…
this line even moving?
plenty of time before this event starts, Panda. Be patient!
The motor of a very loud car is heard as it pulls up
to the front of the stadium and suddenly there’s a burst of squeals from
several female fans in line as they break forward.
The individual in question steps from the car and a
splash screen pops up proclaiming that this is Agustin Gates.
professional wrestler and MMA fighter, Agustin Gates!
like he’s trying to become a superstar in three sports!
autographs) Thank you. Thank you. If you’ll excuse me, I do need to get inside
and get ready for the competition.
He flashes a
smile that literally sparkles before he steps onto the red carpet and just
before he steps into the stadium, gives an evil grin as the show goes to the
PANDA ADVENTURES OPENING
(Theme Song: “GO!” by M83 & Mia Lan)
4: HOUSEKEEPING KAPER
The stadium is
full as the scene focuses on Kan Tai and Panda in the front row, both with
popcorn and soda in their hands.
should be a very good competition!
I never really thought of cleaning house as a sport, but look at this crowd.
Must be something to it, I guess.
The crowd comes to life as the MC makes his way
towards the center of the stage that is made up of several rooms on each side
that are both cluttered, dirty and overly trashed.
and gentlemen, welcome to the National Housekeeping Championships! The winner
of this contest will go on to compete as a representative of the United States
in the Worldwide Housekeeping Championship!
go over the rules of the competition before we bring out our two finalists!
First, coming out on your right. A newcomer to the Housekeeping Championships
with an impressive streak making it to the finals. Here is Agustin Gates!
Some music plays, confetti falls on the right side of
the arena as Agustin comes out of the side entrance and walks towards his stage
and raises his hands high in the air.
all of your worship which is rightfully deserved! Watch as I mystify the entire
world and beat the five time reigning champion and walk away with the trophy of
his opponent is the five time reigning champion in all of the Housekeeping
tournaments! She is “The Hardheaded Housewife.” This is…
A splash screen for Azurine Vebbins hits the screen as
her name is announced by the MC and the fans all cheer like crazy. Some even
chant, “We love you, Azzy!” as she steps into the arena with all the fanfare of
a champion. Kan Tai and Panda are seen clapping and cheering.
you very much, I’m happy for dis opportunity once again. I will always do my
always, the winner of this event will receive this amazing trophy!
Scene zooms in to the trophy that stands between the
two competition area and in dramatic fashion, it sparkles and glows. The trophy
is huge with sparking gems all over and on top is a golden vacuum cleaner, also
adorned with sparkling gems.
trophy has been valued as half of a million dollars, but it also represents the
best housekeeper in this sport. We are about to begin the event so we will give
our competitors a few more moments to prepare themselves for battle.
not need any additional time! In fact, I will begin with a magic trick to end
all magic tricks.
this isn’t a magic competition.
fool! Prepare to be amazed!
Suddenly the stage is filled with smoke and as those
on the stage cough and choke, when the smoke clears Agustin and the trophy are
no! You know what this mean!
Agustin Gates stole the trophy!
dis is quite da predicament we’ve gotten ourselves into.
Fade in from break and Kan Tai, Panda, Azurine and the
MC are on the stage.
don’t mean to be too forward, but Panda and I can assist with solving this
I was one of da competitors, I will also assist in locatin’
da spectacular, gem-ridden prize. Agustin Gates must have only taken it ‘cause he feared my prowess behind
that. Whatever she said.
can get started as soon as I…
AZURINE grabs a broom and is about to start cleaning
up the dirty mess that was left behind by Agustin when KAN Tai rushes over.
This might hold a clue?
KAN TAI reaches over and grabs Panda and holds him
over the pile of rubbish.
What are you doing?
that shiny thing over there!
Panda reaches for the shiny thing and Kan Tai pulls
him back and Panda hands the item off to Kan Tai who inspects it.
a coin of some kind, but it’s not money.
I see dat for a moment?
KAN TAI hands the item off to Azurine.
you know what that is?
believe it is an old school arcade coin. You’d exchange money for da coins so
you could play video games. I wasn’t aware dese were still around unless deyr was a mouse and pizza involved. And if you look right
here, deyr’s a faded logo deyr
and it seems to have come from a place called Wonder Palace.
Palace closed decades ago and has been considered condemned for just as long.
The property is abandoned and no one has set foot on it for years. Just let
MC pulls out his cell phone and swipes a few times
before showing everyone an old black and white photo that he found online of
Wonder Palace. The scene changes from the black and white image of the Palace
to today’s version of the Palace where some trash rolls by on the ground. But
idiots never saw it coming. If it weren’t for my super tiny nano-bit vacuum
cleaners I used to cheat my way to the finals, I would never have gotten close
enough to this priceless trophy to steal it for my collection of trophies!
got more trophies than this one, boss?
the start of my priceless trophy collection!
it’s the only trophy you got? Ain’t much of a
I said it was the beginning and we will travel the globe and “collect”
priceless trophies. Super Bowl rings. Stanley Cup.
Who’s Stanley and why do we need his cup?
told you two not to bring this one. He’s dumb as a box
boss. Mom wouldn’t let us leave without him.
Let me think. Give me that token so I can play Galaga!
into his pocket) Sorry, boss. It must have fell out during the heist.
WHAT? You lost the one item that can lead the authorities to where we are?
guess you could say it like that.
AM SAYING IT LIKE THAT!
down, boss. It’s not like they’re knocking on our door.
There’s a knocking sound.
Henchman 1 starts to laugh.
I couldn’t resist. (knocks on the wall)
Don’t use our real names on the job! Don’t forget what mom said.
you both just be quiet? I’m trying to think here.
boss. We know how hard that is for you.
what we’re going to do.
Scene changes to outside of the abandoned arcade where
Kan Tai, Panda and Azurine Vebbins have arrived via taxi, which speeds off as
the trio stands in front of the gated off dilapidated business. Kan Tai walks
up and pulls on the gate, but there’s a giant padlock on it.
Panda just walks between the bars of the gate and ends
up on the other side.
don’t think I’m gonna go any further. It looks pretty scary.
boss, check this out.
Agustin walks over to the security panel and sees our
trio of heroes at the gate.
you kidding me? It’s that troublesome Kan Tai and her stupid Panda.
that other one, Azurine Vebbins from the competition.
probably here to steal my glory and my trophy.
tell you exactly what we’re going to do with characters who stick their nose
into my business. Listen up.
Back outside of the arcade.
have to go in and see what’s going on.
firmly with hands on his hips) I ain’t going in there
and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Just then the padlock opens and the chain falls to the
ground, followed by the creak-filled opening on the gate which cause Panda to
leap up into the air and his fur to stand out straight.
Kan Tai and Azurine Vebbins steps in.
we’re all here, we can go in together.
sense dat perhaps Mr. Gates had a precognition of our
presence here and is invitin’ us in for some
tell me I’m not the only one who has no idea what she’s saying.
be silly, Panda. She’s saying it’s a trap.
I guess this is where we leave and call the authorities.
PANDA turns to leave, but Kan Tai grabs him by his
tail and holds him in place though he continues to walk nowhere.
would be wrong. Agustin Gates is a cheater and a thief and it’s time to take
believe she means that we are going to put an end to the shenanigans of Mr.
Gates and ensure that the local authorities take him into custody for his
Panda pauses as if listening to Azurine before he
finally shakes his head.
a single thing of that made any sense to me.
Our trio of heroes walk up to the front door of the
arcade and as Kan Tai reaches to pull open the door, it swings open all on its
own, causing Panda to leap into the air.
you kidding me? I’m out!
He tries to run away but Kan Tai grabs him and drags
him in even as it tries to scamper the other way and Azurine follows. Inside
the arcade, several old games are shut down but there’s a single game that is
place is abandoned. I don’t think anyone is here. We should just go ahead and
get on out of here before someone comes along.
assumption dat dis place is abandoned is false.
you look around you’ll see the absence of the one
thing that would point to abandonment. Just look.
The room is scanned and finally Kan Tai snaps her
There is not a speck of dust in this arcade which means that someone is using
Suddenly, the sound of ‘whoosh’ is heard and our heroes
are lifted into the air and are pulled toward the back of the arcade. All the
old arcades games begin to slide across the floor as well. Our heroes are able
to grab onto a few support beams to stop them from moving.
laugh) I’m disposing of you three trespassers in the best way that I know how.
My giant industrial strength vacuum cleaner created from billions of
Sure enough, a closer look at the giant vacuum cleaner
shows it’s not one single vacuum, but a ton of little tiny vacuums connected to
make a giant-sized vacuum cleaner.
you lingered to exude your braggadociosly evil
I at least have some subtitles?!
Azurine Vebbins. Your reign as the queen of clean has come to an end and my
reign has just begun.
you! You know what I mean! I am the King of Clean! (evil laugh)
As all the old arcade games get sucked into the
vacuum, the Galaga machine begins to move towards it.
I told you to put the Galaga machine away!
boss. I thought you said the gravity machine!
don’t have a gravity machine!
that’s why I was confused!
As the Galaga games flies by Azurine Vebbins, she
releases her grip on the beam and lands on the Galaga machine as it flies
towards the giant vaccum and as she gets close enough, she leaps on it and
takes down Agustin Gates. The henchmen try to help, but walk in front of the
path of the vacuum and all three gets sucked in as they scream until they
disappear. Azurine Vebbins walks over and unplugs the power to the vacuum and
all the nano-vacuums fall into a pile of dust on the floor.
Scene changes to a bit later when the police are there
to take away Agustin Gates and his henchmen.
lucky I didn’t get my hands on him.
plan was genius! I’d have gotten away with it if it weren’t for Azurine
Vebbins, Kan Tai and her stupid Panda.
does everyone keep calling me stupid?
The MC from the competition rushes in.
her head) No. We found everything but that trophy!
Noooooooooo! Where’s Azurine?
points to the side where Azurine is cleaning up all the nano-vacuums with an
actual vacuum as the show fades.
returns to a live action version of Kan Tai and her Panda.
everyone! I want to thank you for watching today’s show! Today we learned that
competition is about winning the right way. Cheating, or winning a competition
in a dishonest way just isn’t as satisfying as earning it the right way. Always
try your best and if you don’t win, just practice harder and maybe you’ll win
after all. Isn’t that right, Panda?
Kan Tai holds up Panda and gives him a little shake.
will see you next time! Bye!
Kan Tai waves as the scene morphs back into an
animated sequence. The familiar location of the warehouse as the lights come
up, the door opens and someone walks in with the vacuum trophy and places it on
a labeled pedestal. The scene shifts to the same trophy being seen on a monitor
as an evil laugh is heard until the scene fades to end the episode.
voiced by Cash Mack
VEBBINS as herself
GATES as himself
voiced by Tom Peterson
1 voiced by Stanley Josh
2 voiced by Jeff Moore
3 voiced by Nip Sails