MHW Ammo #5


EPISODE FIVE


Sunday, September 22, 2019
Bunkhouse Saloon
Las Vegas, Nevada
LIVE only on The SE Network



The official opening video of Mile High AMMO begins the show. “Bullet The Blue Sky” by Sepultura starts playing for the first 8 seconds of the track, and then it automatically skips to the hook.

During the first eight seconds of the song, different Mile High superstars performing their finishers are shown in slow motion with a black and white color scheme.

WHOAAAAAA!!!

Tyke Index taking Zombie to Coke Mountain is shown

WHOAAAAAA!!!

Bullet hitting Dios Es Una Bala on Raven Trueblood is shown

Bullet the blue sky

Solomon Cain pulling at the rope tied around Tyke Index’ neck is shown

Bullet the blue sky

Jansen Myrrh giving Ginger Knox the Myrrh-Driver is shown

Bullet the bluuuuuueee

Azurine Vebbins dancing down the entrance way is shown

Bullet the bluuuuuueee

Skrabz is shown slowly raising his Mile High Wrestling Championship in the air for the camera, as the video fades away, and the cameras are panning around the gymnasium. “Bullet The Blue Sky” by Sepultura continues to play through the sound system, as the cameras pan around the MHW setup on the outside of The Bunkhouse Saloon.

RINGSIDE

Jen Vallejos
Welcome everyone to Mile High AMMO!! And we are just one week removed from the Mile High Spectacular!!

RJ Smith
Mile High Spectacular 2.

Jen Vallejos
And what a Spectacular it was! We are here live in Las Vegas, Nevada, tonight at The Bunkhouse Saloon.

RJ Smith
Another outside event. It’s 83 degrees out here, but the clouds are out to give us some type of shade.

Jen Vallejos
Oh it’s just going to get hotter, RJ. We got a fun night for the Mile High Club tonight.

RJ Smith
And I’m here with you guys for the next hour. But after this I’m hitting the casinos, so if you don’t see me next week……you know I won big money. Rob doesnt pay me enough for this shit.

Jen Vallejos
He doesnt pay you enough? You get paid great for someone who sits at a table and talks shit for an hour, once every two weeks.

A low idling of a motorcycle engine can be heard as the opening piano of “Zombie” by Bad Wolves can be heard as the crowd cheers. Lexa Pellegrini walks out first, followed by Zombie in street clothes, her head down, her ThrowDown Title on her shoulder.

♫♫♫
Another head hangs lowly, child is slowly taken
And the violence causes silence, who are we mistaken?
But you see, it’s not me, it’s not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs, and their bombs, and their drones
In your head, in your head, they are crying
♫♫♫

WHAT’S IN YOUR HEAD?!?!?!?!?!

At the instant the word ‘Head’ is sung, Zombie lifts her arm up, her title in her hand as she looks around at the crowd, a huge smile on her face.

Jen Vallejos
Well here comes our ThrowDown Champion. She’s not scheduled to compete tonight, so I wonder what she has to say.

Zombie stops midway down the ramp, and looks around at the crowd before running down the ramp into the ring, and diving through the second and bottom ropes, rolling through the dive as she enters the ring, and lands on the opposite second and bottom ropes.

RJ Smith
I think I got a crush on Zombie.

Jen Vallejos
Don’t start acting like Wavy.

RJ Smith
All men like women, Jen. Having a crush doesn’t compare me to Wavy Crockett.

Jen Vallejos
Well to be technical, all men do NOT like women. Its 2019.

RJ Smith
No… all MEN do like women.

Jen Vallejos
Wow…

Zombie gets on the turnbuckles of each of the four corners, doing a finger formation of the letter M for her Shieldmaidens, as Lexa steps in the ring. Stevens jumps off the fourth corner, and walks back to face the hard camera as Lexa hands her a microphone and hugs her. The crowd breaks into a ‘Zombie’ chant as Zombie smiles.

Wendy “Zombie” Stevens
First of all, I want to say thank you to each and every one of you for being fans of Mile High Wrestling. Whether you are a fan of mine, the Shieldmaidens, Azurine Vebbins, Solomon Cain, whoever, it’s YOU guys that make US better. SO, thank you very much.

Jen Vallejos
Zombie really has changed a lot since first debuting in Mile High.

RJ Smith
I believe the correct name is now MHW, Jen.

Wendy “Zombie” Stevens
Second thing I want to talk about is Mile High Spectacular 2 that was held last week and specifically about Jansen Myrrh. Jansen, I know what deep-seated anger can do to someone, and it rarely ends well. I would also guess this runs deeper than a loss of a wrestling match. Whatever it is, you’re stronger than the anger, and I can see you rising from it if you choose to. Much as you may hate me, I’m willing to help you.

The crowd chants have changed to “Thank you Zombie” and even some “Jansen Myrrh” chants which Zombie tries to get louder by waving her arms, Lexa following suit.

Wendy “Zombie” Stevens
I had to come back to the place that helped get my feet back under me after my less than stellar showings against Azurine and Skrabz, back to AMMO, and I stand here tonight wondering… who’s next? I don’t typically look beyond my next opponent, but it’s a match against my sister Sorsh, Psycho for you guys. I know I can step in this ring with her, have a spirited match, and win or lose, I have the respect of my family, and she would have mine. I can see, well, every Shieldmaiden having rights to a shot at the ThrowDown Title and truthfully, if any of them wanted one, all they’d have to do is ask.

RJ Smith
Could you imagine ‘The Zombie vs The Titaness’?

Jen Vallejos
What about ‘Zombie vs Bullet’?

Wendy “Zombie” Stevens
However, I’m also looking forward to our next pay-per-view, Black Magic, in my hometown of New Orleans. Hey, do we have that graphic? Can we get that up on the screen for everyone?

The crowd cheers as Zombie looks at the poster with a big smile on her face.

Wendy “Zombie” Stevens
Looks pretty damn good, huh? Now, I cannot predict I will still be the ThrowDown Champion by then, gonna fight like hell to keep it, but I’ve been wondering, WHO would I like to face at Black Magic, title or not. And I can ramble off the typical good guy answers. I’d take on any challenger for the title, which I would. I might lose this along the way and therefore I could throw my hat into the Ultimate Championship match, which I think I’ll have earned by then. Except, I don’t think I’m QUITE there yet. I mean, look at the people vying for that title next week. Azurine. Bandit. Titaness. Skrabz. The other guy…

Lexa whispers in Zombie’s ear, and Zombie looks at her funny.

Wendy “Zombie” Stevens
You sure?

Lexa nods emphatically.

Wendy “Zombie” Stevens
Him?

Lexa shakes her head, rolling her eyes. Zombie looks at her again, her brow furrowed.

Wendy “Zombie” Stevens
Apparently, the fifth guy in the match is Chris Mosh. Now, okay, I’ll give Mosh credit, he busts his ass week in and week out, he just… well, he’s kinda the odd man out if you think about it. Hey, good on you, Mosh.

RJ Smith
No way that guy’s going to win.

Jen Vallejos
I’ve been comparing you to Wavy tonight. Mosh kicked Wavy’s ass last year for running his mouth. Dont be the next commentator to get his ass kicked by Chris.

Wendy “Zombie” Stevens
All kidding aside, I think I want a big match for Black Magic, so I’m issuing a challenge right here tonight. After watching what he went through last week at Mile High Spectacular 2, I’m hoping he heals up in time. You stepped up to Cain’s challenge, let’s see if you can step up to mine.

Jen Vallejos
Zombie throwing out a challenge to Rick.

RJ Smith
I will stop crushing on her. I do NOT want to see Ricky back in the ring. Leave him behind his desk and out of our hairs.

Jen Vallejos
I wouldn’t mind seeing him fight again. He gave Solomon Cain a hell of a fight last Sunday.

RJ Smith
I’m going to tell Skrabz on you.

Jen Vallejos
And you’re going to look just as stupid as Tyke did thinking Skrabz was in love with me because I think he’s cute.

Wendy “Zombie” Stevens
Ricky. Stanton. I am calling you out. Do you run like your new boy Agustin, or do you grow a set and accept? You have until ThrowDown to come to a decision. Don’t keep me waiting because now, I want to know, Lexa wants to know, the MILE HIGH FANS WANT TO KNOW…

Zombie raises the microphone up while the crowd yells out “WHAT’S IN YOUR HEAD!” before her music begins as they exit the ring.

RJ Smith
Well, you know what this means?

Jen Vallejos
What’s that?

RJ Smith
I’m not watching ThrowDown next week. Because that clown Ricky is going to walk out with his fucking water bag IV hooked to him in his fucking hospital gown with a microphone in his hand running his mouth again.

Jen Vallejos
Ouch. Well, we got some exciting action for you here tonight. The very first AMMO Television Champion will be crowned here in Las Vegas.

RJ Smith
History will be made tonight. I’m rooting for Dillon Daniels. He’s the real deal.

Jen Vallejos
If Emily Falls wins tonight, I’m pre-warning you….I’m going to get emotional.

RJ Smith
Me too. I’m going to be pissed off. I don’t care if that’s Rob’s daughter or not. Dillon Daniels deserves this one.

Jen Vallejos
I’d be fine if Ripley walks out with the gold. But I really wanna see Emily Falls finally win something big.

RJ Smith
The Real Deal.

Jen Vallejos
Well, after our first break, it’s ‘Jansen Myrrh vs Paul Banter’.

RJ Smith
A very bald Jansen Myrrh.

Jen Vallejos
We’ll be right back, folks.


RINGSIDE

♫♫♫
#Leviathan where are you now

#My secret friend from the underground

#Bring your waves and the thunder

#Make me believe forever more

#Outside my window I can see

#The ocean where you used to be

#Horns that sprout out from your head

#A glowing light near the surface
♫♫♫

Augustina Saiz
The following match is for one fall!!! Making his way to the ring first… weighing in at 401 pound….. He is “Better Than You”… This is Paul Banter!

The behemoth steps out from behind the stage and stands on top of the stage for a brief moment. He stops and looks from the left to the right as he begins to make his way down toward the ring. He’s wearing his trademark black single and white boots.

RJ Smith
Jansen is in way over her head.

Jen Vallejos
Unlike her hair.

RJ Smith
Nice one, Jen. Kind of…

Jen Vallejos
I try.

RJ Smith
But yeah, how does she plan to take this big guy down?

Jen Vallejos
Well he tweeted earlier it’s been over a year since he’s wrestled.

RJ Smith
A fat guy doesn’t forget how to squash someone. They just sit on that someone. Same results everytime, no matter how long it’s been.

Banter walks to the ringsteps and takes a step at a time as he makes it to the ring apron and then moves inside the ring.

Jen Vallejos
Well Jansen Myrrh needs to fight like hell, because she needs herself some W’s.

“Vicious” by Halestorm begins playing throughout the arena.

♫♫♫
# You make me vicious

# Watch as I make the pain my mistress

# You can call me Miss Malicious

# I’ll dress you up in stitches

# No I cannot resist this
♫♫♫

The fans immediately begin to boo and start a “No hair, Jansen” chant.

♫♫♫
# If it don’t hurt I get suspicious

# I like to take the knife and twist it

# Babe, our love is sacrilegious

# I’m not scared to admit it

# This violence is delicious
♫♫♫

Jansen’s name comes across the screen as her music continues to play.

♫♫♫
# What doesn’t kill me

# Makes me vicious

# I’m not gonna break, I can take

# All that you can give

# This is survival of the sickest

# I am not afraid, bring the pain
♫♫♫

Jansen finally steps out of the shadows as she carries her pool cue stick with her. Jansen, in order to cover her newly bald head, has donned a blue tiger mask that covers her entire head.

RJ Smith
Halloween is next month.

Jen Vallejos
I think she’s embarrassed of her bald head.

RJ Smith
Or maybe she’s trying to find her inner lucha.

Jen Vallejos
Haha. I guess.

Jansen glances from one side to the next as if in disgust as she finally strides down towards the ring. She’s dressed to wrestle with the addition of a leather jacket.

Augustina Saiz
And his opponent… weighing in at 171 pounds….. from Augusta, Georgia……. Jansen Myrrh!!!

Jansen steps up into the ring, leaning her cue stick against the ring post before moving from one side of the ring to the next and just shakes her head as she removes her jacket and tosses it out of the ring.

Jen Vallejos
Do you think that mask might make it more difficult for Jansen. She’s not used to wearing a mask.

RJ Smith
Yeah, and one shot from Paul and her mask is going to be on backwards for the remainder of the match.

Paul Banter points to the mask and shakes his head as he waits for the match to start and Jansen just flips him off as the bell rings for the match to start.

Match Official: Regina Ball

Jansen Myrrh
vs
“Better Than You” Paul Banter

Obviously, Banter looks gigantic next to the smaller Myrrh who walks right up to him and slaps him right across the face. A flash of anger crosses Banter’s face as he tries to grab at Myrrh who drops down and slides out of the ring.

Banter just smirks at her antics as he’s quite familiar with them. In fact, he’s showed her most of what she’s learned. She hops on the ring apron and gets into the ring and points to her head and tells him that it’s his fault she’s bald.

Banter just shakes his head and she charges in and just reigns down punches on his large body, but he just pushes her off and she’s flies into the corner.

Jansen runs in, but Banter clotheslines her down to the mat. She pops up only to be hit with another clothesline and then a third time and she’s decided to take a break, rolling outside the ring again as the referee begins to count.

Myrrh lets the fans at ringside know that she has him right where she wants him and she moves towards the ring. She gets onto the apron and Paul comes after her but she drops down just before he can make contact and she demands he get back.

The referee guides Paul away from the ropes as Jansen appears to reach into her tights and pull out something, placing it into her fist before she gets up on the ring apron again.

Paul comes at her and she clocks him with that object and he falls like a tree in the center of the ring. Jansen tucks away whatever it was she had back in her tights and gets into the ring and goes for a cover.

One.

Two.

T—Kickout by Banter.

Jansen turns to the ref and motions that he needs to learn to count to three, but the referee shakes his head and says it was a two.

Jansen gets to her feet and runs the ropes and comes back with a senton onto the big guy, but he reaches up and wraps his meaty arm around her neck. Jansen flails about wildly as she tries to get away from the giant when she finally is able to reach over and rake his eyes, forcing him to break the hold and she scoots away from him.

Banter finally is able to get to his feet as Jansen charges at him and tries to use a dropkick, but doesn’t even budge the big guy. She gets up and he grabs her arm and pulls her in close and then drops her hard with a big uranage.

There’s some sympathy in his eyes as he knows he has gotta finish her off. He grabs her arm and pulls her up and whips her into the corner and then backs up and then charges in to deliver his SPLAT avalanche splash into the corner, but Jansen pulls the referee in front of her and Banter squishes them both into the corner.

As Banter steps back, the referee falls to the mat and Jansen remains slouched in the corner. Banter pokes at the referee with his boot and then shakes his head. He then walks around the ring motioning that he’s going to remove Jansen’s mask and the crowd is eating it up and chanting for him to take it off.

Banter pulls her from the corner to the center of the ring, sits her down and then starts to undo the laces on the back of the mask as she sits there out of it.

The crowd perks up as someone runs down the aisle and slides into the ring. A powerful looking Japanese woman comes up behind Paul and with a hefty kick to the crotch from behind, causes Paul to stop with the mask and fall over as he holds his groin. The woman walks over and screams at Jansen to get up, lightly slapping at her masked face.

Jansen rolls over onto her knees and shakes her head as Banter still writhing in pain on the ground. The other woman is trying to get Paul to his feet but his massive size makes it difficult. Jansen finally walks over and they both get him up and Jansen pulls his head in as if for a Myrrh-driver and the crowd is going crazy not believing for one moment she can Myrrh-drive Paul Banter.

Directing traffic, Jansen tells the other woman to get his legs and as hard as they try, they cannot get him up for a Myrrh-driver.

The referee is still down. The two finally give up and let Banter fall to the mat and begin to put the boots to him.

Finally, Jansen puts a stop to it and motions for the other woman to get the ref. As she does, Jansen straddles Banter’s back and then reaches up and wraps an arm around his fat neck and uses the thumb of her other hand to jab it deep into his neck as she clamps on the Franklin Spike.

Jansen clamps on the hold tightly as the other woman drags the referee over towards the two and then shakes him to try and revive him and as the ref’s eyes blink open, she slips from the ring. Jansen has had the move on for quite some time and by the time the ref comes around, there is blood trickling from Banter’s mouth and the ref immediately calls for the bell.

WINNER:
Jansen Myrrh

Match Length: 07:52

“Vicious” by Halestorm begins playing throughout the arena as Jansen releases the hold and her new friend slides back into the ring and they high five as the referee raises her hand.

Augustina Saiz
And the winner of this match… Jansen Myrrh!!!

Jansen walks over and puts a foot on the fallen Paul Banter, gloating over his defeat at her hands and the two slide from the ring and head to the back.

Jen Vallejos
Who the hell is that chick, RJ?

RJ Smith
I dont have a clue. But maybe someone else owed her a favor…


BACKSTAGE

Jansen and her new friend are walking down the hall when Jessica McDaniel comes after them.

Jessica McDaniel
Jansen! Jansen Myrrh!

Jansen stops, sighs and turns to the interviewer. Also in the camera shot is Jansen’s new friend who stands behind Myrrh, arms crossed over her chest.

Jansen Myrrh
What?

Jessica McDaniel
What you did do to Paul Banter out there…?

Jansen shakes her head as if wondering if there’s a real question there.

Jansen Myrrh
What about it?

Jessica glances from Jansen to the other woman back to Jansen.

Jessica McDaniel
Who is this?

Jansen turns to look at the woman and then back to Jessica.

Jansen Myrrh
This is Maho.

Jessica turns her attention to Maho.

Jessica McDaniel
Welcome to Mile High…

Jessica’s cut off when Maho gets an angry look and steps towards the interview, but Jansen places a hand up and Maho backs off.

Jansen Myrrh
Do you want to die? This is how you die. She will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it. Do you understand? You do not talk to her. You talk to me. You see, I was owed a favor from my time in Japan and Maho is the payment of that favor. She is my new personal trainer and as you can see with how easily I dispatched that old relic Paul Banter…

Jessica McDaniel
But..

Jansen holds up a hand and continues.

Jansen Myrrh
Old relic Paul Banter, I have surpassed my teacher in all aspects of professional wrestling and it was time for an upgrade and Maho is my upgrade. She will assist me in all of my matches by coming to ringside and scouting and then working with me to improve my skill. It’s time for Miss Myrrhder to take it to the next level.

Jessica McDaniel
Let’s talk about that move you used on Paul Banter that put him out.

Jansen laughs turning to Maho who grins. Jansen turns back to Jessica.

Jansen Myrrh
The Franklin Spike? It was taught to me by my original trainer, Biff Franklin. When he closed down his school to run HCW, I started training out of Rose City Wrestling. One of the last things that Franklin taught me was the Franklin Spike. It’s a scary dangerous move and this was the first time that I decided to use it, but after using it I’ve decided to make it something I’ll use more often. Those in Mile High Wrestling are going to stop taking me lightly when I start sending people to the hospital. Count on that.

Jessica McDaniel
What about this mask?

Jansen Myrrh
Do you think I’m going to go in front of an arena full of assholes and let them see me at my most humiliating moment? No. They don’t get to see me without my hair. No one gets to see me without my hair, and this is the last time anyone will bring it up. Interview…

There’s some commotion down the hall as some EMTs are helping Paul Banter from the ringside area and have just entered the hallway. Jansen nudges Maho and they rush over and attack as Paul is sent back down to the floor and Jansen jumps right on him and applies the Spike again, driving her thumb hard into the neck of the big man, who lies there flailing until he stops moving and Jansen releases the hold.

Jen Vallejos
Enough is enough!

The camera sees more blood seeping from the mouth of Paul as Jansen high fives Maho and the two walk back down the hall past Jessica McDaniel who doesn’t appear to have any further questions for the duo.

RINGSIDE

“Intergalactic” by The Beastie Boys begins playing throughout the arena. “The Cosmic Cowboy” Andy Wylde comes out hyped to the max.

RJ Smith
Maybe Jansen is moving too fast? I think she’s doing way too much before she thinks about what she’s doing.

Jen Vallejos
Yeah, she needs to tone it down before she loses more than just her ThrowDown Title and hair.

Andy Wylde heads down the ramp, as Space Lord and “Thundering” Terry Marshall come from behind the curtain and follow behind their new team member.

Augustina Saiz
The following match is for one fall!!! Making his way to the ring … weighing in at 235 pounds….. from The Cosmos……. he is being accompanied to the ring by his fellow members of Sports Entertainment Xpress… “The Cosmic Cowboy” Andy Wylde!!!

Andy Wylde hops into the ring while Space Lord and Terry Marshall stay on the outside. “Sex Symbol” Chris Connor is already in the ring waiting for the match to start.

Jen Vallejos
Well this is the debut match for The Cosmic Cowboy.

RJ Smith
As you can see, SEX didnt walk out of the Spectacular with the gold last Sunday.

Jen Vallejos
We saw the debut of the man in action tonight, at the Spectacular Sunday night. Another interesting space guy.

RJ Smith
And yes, Augustina said he was FROM the Cosmos. I thought I took too many drugs in my younger days.

Jen Vallejos
Well he’s going up against Chris Connor. A man that Samantha Hamilton defeated on the very first Episode of Mile High Wrestling.

Match Official: Austin Mack

“The Cosmic Cowboy” Andy Wylde
vs
“Sex Symbol” Chris Connor

Cosmic Cowboy stands on the top rope and pulls a handful of Slim Jims from the inside of his pocket and throws it out to the crowd.

Andy Wylde jumps off the ropes and runs across the ring scaling the other turnbuckle. The Cosmic Cowboy pulls another handful of Slim Jims out of his jacket pocket and throws them to the crowd again. Wylde jumps down off the ropes and turns around right to a hard right hook from Chris Connor.

Connor grabs Andy Wylde by the arm and shoots him across the ring into the corner and follows him in. Wylde does an up and over and Connor stops before hitting the turnbuckle. Connor turns around into an arm drag from Wylde.

Connor scrambles to his feet quickly, but gets dropped with a drop kick from Wylde. Connor goes down hard, but bounces up as quickly as he can but staggers right into a scoop slam from Wylde.

Wylde steps back and pulls off his ring jacket. Connors gets to his feet, and when he does Wylde throws his jacket over Connor’s head. Connor quickly grabs the jacket and pulls it off, but when he does the Cosmic Cowboy nails Connor with Kick Uranus!!!

The crowd comes alive with cheers as Wylde spins his finger in the air and then points to the turnbuckle. With cat like quickness and agility Wylde leaps to the top rope.

The Cosmic Cowboy points both fingers up to the Heavens and then leaps off and nails Connor with Jupiter Ascending.

Wylde makes the cover and hooks the leg.

One.

Two.

Three!!!

WINNER:
“The Cosmic Cowboy” Andy Wylde

Match Length: 01:23

“Intergalactic” by The Beastie Boys plays throughout the arena.

Augustina Saiz
And the winner of this match… “The Cosmic Cowboy” Andy Wylde!!!

All three members of Sports Entertainment Xpress celebrate in the ring together.

Jen Vallejos
Impressive win for a debuting Andy Wylde.

RJ Smith
Straight out of The Cosmos. I think that’s in France, correct?

Jen Vallejos
We know it’s only a matter of time before Sports Entertainment Xpress get another crack at the Tag Titles. And next time, they’re taking them.

RJ Smith
Is that right?

Jen Vallejos
I really think so.


RINGSIDE

Jen Vallejos
What a night it was last Sunday, RJ.

RJ Smith
That’s for sure. So many great moments in one spectacular night.

Jen Vallejos
What was your favorite?

RJ Smith
Man, I dont know. So many. I guess I can go with, and this may surprise you, but the Mile High Cup Battle Royal. That Reaper guy? Wow…

Jen Vallejos
Yeah, that was intriguing.

RJ Smith
What was your favorite?

Jen Vallejos
Candi Bratton returning to be the ref of Azurine Vebbins’ match? Skrabz Mic Checking Lance Mikes? That brutal Hardcore Match between Psycho and The War Queen? Jansen Myrrh getting a haircut? Ricky Stanton falling off the…

RJ Smith
Alright, alright! I get it. You loved the whole show.

Jen Vallejos
Hell yeah I did. It was awesome!

“I Ain’t Playin'” by Mystikal hits the sound system. All three members of Streetz come out wearing all black, with bandanas over their faces.

Augustina Saiz
The following match is a Tag Team Match for one fall!!! Introducing first… being accompanied to the ring by Dirt….. weighing in at a combined weight of 527 pounds….. from Atlanta, Georgia……. Roach and B-Lo……. Streetz!!!

RJ Smith
Well here come these gangstas!

Jen Vallejos
Sarcasm?

RJ Smith
Obviously.

Jen Vallejos
Well a little tag team action here on AMMO.

The hard rock open to “Evil” by Clutch plays across the arena as the lights dim and a spotlight appears on the stage as the team of the Ihari sisters stand. Muriko stands scowling with her arms crossed across her chest and Huruka stands in front of her giving the crowd a wave along with a huge smile. Behind them walks Emily Falls. Muriko has had enough and bumps into Huruka, as if telling her to get going as the lyrics begin.

♫♫♫
#You’re a long way from home

#Can’t sleep at night

#Grab your telephone

#Something ain’t right
♫♫♫

Augustina Saiz
And their opponents… weighing in at a combined weight of 304 pounds….. from Okinawa, Japan……. they are being accompanied to the ring by Emily Falls… they are Muriko and Huruka… Double Team Ihari!!!

♫♫♫
#Well, that’s evil

#Evil going on

#And I’m warning you brother

#You better watch your happy home
♫♫♫

As the vocalist sings the duo make their way down towards the ring. Huruka and Emily are slapping the hands of the fans from one side to the other as Muriko just walks straight down the middle of the aisle. As they get to ringside, Huruka tries to go around the ring to slap more hands, but Muriko grabs her by the shoulder and pushes her towards the ring before climbing the steps and getting on the ring apron and looking out at the crowd. Huruka rolls underneath the ropes and jumps to her feet and gets on the second turnbuckle and poses to the crowd as their music fades. Emily stays on the outside in their corner.

RJ Smith
Well these ladies and Emily Falls are really getting close eh?

Jen Vallejos
I wonder what Robert Mack’s opinion on this is.

RJ Smith
Well are they really bad influences?

Jen Vallejos
Time will tell…

Match Official: Mark Buhler

Double Team Ihari
vs
Streetz

The two teams meet in the middle and Roach and B-Lo begin to jawjack at DTI who wait patiently for them to finish before Muriko reaches up and jabs a thumb right into the eye of Roach, while Huruka grabs B-Lo and throws him over the top rope and to the floor where Dirt hurries around to check on him.

Huruka exits the ring to her corner while Muriko takes advantage of the fact that the ref is distracted with Dirt and B-Lo to kick Roach right in the crotch as the Streetz member falls over onto his side and clutches at his groin.

Muriko walks over and tags in Huruka who runs to the ropes and springboards off the second rope into a moonsault onto Roach.

B-Lo finally gets up into his corner and Huruka drags a moaning Roach over so he can make the tag and Huruka nails B-Lo as he’s coming into the ring and drags him to the middle and leaps up and takes him down with a hurricanrana driver.

Huruka again runs the ropes, springboards off the second rope and spins around with a leg drop onto B-Lo. She gets up and moves over to tag in Muriko as Emily Falls watches from the outside.

Muriko runs the ropes but Dirt on the outside trips her and she stumbles into a DDT from B-Lo.

Emily runs around the corner and takes Dirt down with a clothesline and then pulls him up and delivers an Emily Fall to him on the floor as the crowd cheers.

Emily slaps her hand on the mat as B-Lo tries to take over. He whips Muriko into the ropes, but Huruka makes a blind tag and as B-Lo nails Muriko with a clothesline, Huruka leaps onto the top rope and takes B-Lo down with a flying cross body.

Huruka goes to her corner where she is tagged by Muriko, Huruka climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with a somersault senton, and then Muriko who has climbed to another turnbuckle, flies off with a flying headbutt and covers.

One

Two

Three!!

WINNER:
Double Team Ihari

Match Length: 01:38

The bell rings as Emily and DTI celebrate in the ring while “Evil” by Clutch begins to play again.

Augustina Saiz
And the winners of this match… Double Team Ihari!!!

Jen Vallejos
The main event is coming up next, so the question is; are Double Team Ihari sticking around for it?

RJ Smith
I got a good idea that they are. And they might end up being the insurance policy that Emily has needed all along.

Jen Vallejos
As much as I want Emily to win, I just don’t want it to be in controversial fashion.

RJ Smith
Well, maybe Daddy Mack will come save the day.

Jen Vallejos
We’ll be right back with the main event. It’s almost time to crown our very first MHW AMMO Television Champion!!!

BACKSTAGE

The camera pans over to Solomon Cain standing outside of the restaurant, leaning against the brick wall holding a microphone. His hair hangs down his shoulders, and a Newport is in his mouth. Solomon takes a long, smooth drag, and runs his hand through his hair, pulling it out of his face as he exhales slowly. Solomon flicks the butt of the Newport ashing it.

“The Lost Child” Solomon Cain
Sammy baby…. Why do you act so ashamed of our little one night romp? I mean, it’s not like anyone could think any less of you already. No ones out there talking about how virtues and pure you are. You’re married to two different men, but yet act like a one night stand with ole Solomon Cain is so filthy.

Solomon shakes his head as he takes another drag from the Newport. He stands off the wall.

“The Lost Child” Solomon Cain
I’m the one who should feel dirty about our torrid affair. A women engaged to a little b*tch boy, a woman who’s sexual partners rival that of Jenna Jameson. You know my balls itched for a month after that night?

Solomon smirks, and flips the cigarette off into the distance.

“The Lost Child” Solomon Cain
It’s all a lie though right? I made it all up in my head, and it’s just some wild fantasy I created right? Sh*t, if it was just a fantasy, trust me, you wouldn’t be the girl I was fantasizing about.

RJ Smith
Probably Zombie or something huh, Cain?

“The Lost Child” Solomon Cain
You want to call me a liar, Sam? Well, I’m a lot of things, a demon, a wild dog, a mad man, the devil himself… but I’m no f**king liar.

Jen Vallejos
I think he’s lieing, RJ.

“The Lost Child” Solomon Cain
Tonight is a little preview, and at ThrowDown I’ll release the real, HARDCORE footage. Don’t think you can stop me, so don’t bother getting down on your knees and…. BEGGING me not to air the footage.

Solomon gives an evil grin and the scene fades out from his face to black and white security footage. The footage is from the hallway security camera of the hotel Solomon stayed at before Good Time.

RJ Smith
Oh shit, does he actually have video footage? I was honestly thinking he was just being an asshole too…

Solomon is seen from the back walking down the hall, and beside him is a female that would appear to be blonde from the black and white footage. Her shape is the same as Samantha Hamilton, but only the back of her can be seen. The two appear to be tipsy as they stagger about, and Solomon is heard laughing while the female is heard giggling.

Jen Vallejos
Is it really Sam?

Solomon stops at a door and tries opening it, but appears to have some difficulty, due to his drunken state. The blonds woman leans against the hallway wall, her back still to the camera. Solomon finally opens the door and swings it open.

RJ Smith
Ah man, that is definately Samantha Hamilton, Jen.

Jen Vallejos
It really looks like her….

The blonde jumps into his arms and the two embrace in a kiss. Solomon grabs her by the butt, and the two disappear into his room.

RJ Smith
Why do we have to wait until ThrowDown to see the rest??

RINGSIDE

“I Remember Everything” by Five Finger Death Punch is already playing throughout the arena when we return. Raven Trueblood and Emily Falls are already in the ring, with Double Team Ihari standing on the outside.

Jen Vallejos
It’s time! History is about to be made, RJ.

RJ Smith
Time for The Real Deal to stake his claim. You were talking earlier about how Chris Connor wrestled at the very first episode of Mile High Wrestling. Let’s talk about Dillon Daniels. He main evented the first Mile High Wrestling episode.

“Cult of Personality” by Living Colour begins to play over the sound system. “The Real Deal” Dillon Daniels steps from behind the curtain, looking focused.

Augustina Saiz
The following match is the main event of the night and is a Fatal Four Way Match for one fall!!! AND is for the MHW AMMO Television Championship!!!!! Making his way to the ring… joining Emily Falls and Raven Trueblood… weighing in at 218 pounds….. from Chicago, Illinois……. “The Real Deal” Dillon Daniels!!!

Dillon Daniels walks down the ramp, and slides into the ring. He bounces around, staying focused. Looking confidently at the local talent standing across the ring from him.

Jen Vallejos
Well, your guy looks confident and ready to go.

RJ Smith
In just minutes he’s going to be our champion. A champion we can be proud of.

The lights in the arena go out and the sound effect of thunder echoes throughout the arena as the entrance way and ring are illuminated in a neon blue light.

Jen Vallejos
Ripley has been around since the very first episode. As a matter of fact, he defeated Chris Mosh in that very first match. And Mosh is fighting for the Ultimate Championship next Sunday.

The lights then flash wildly like lightning. “Redneck Stomp” by Obituary then hits. Ripley walks out onto the stage wearing a black hoodie with the hood up, black wrestling tights, and black boots. He stands at the top of the entrance way and looks around the arena as the crowd erupts in cheers, with some scattered boos.

Augustina Saiz
And their opponent… weighing in at 240 pounds….. from Brooksville, Florida……. Ripley!!!

Ripley starts walking towards the ring. As he makes his way down the aisle to the ring he looks at the fans. Once he reaches the ring he stops and looks at it then quickly walks up the steel steps and enters the ring.

RJ Smith
You know, Ripley may have wrestled at the very first episode of Mile High Wrestling. But he didnt main event it.

Jen Vallejos
But he won, unlike Dillon Daniels.

In the ring, Ripley paces around then climbs up in one of the corners of the ring to look out at all of the fans. He points to a few fans as the crowd continues to cheer. He then hops down unzipping his hoodie and tosses it to ringside and walks to the center of the ring as his music fades out and the lights return to normal.

Match Official: Regina Ball

MHW AMMO Television Championship
Fatal Four Way Match

“The Real Deal” Dillon Daniels
vs
Emily Falls
vs
Ripley
vs
Raven Trueblood

The fans seemed to be mostly behind Emily Falls with all kinds of different chants for her. She looked to be blushing, and both DTI sisters were chanting with the crowd, egging the Las Vegas residents on to get louder.

Raven moved first, running at Dillon Daniels, only to get clotheslined with impact, causing Raven to backflip face first into the mat.

Ripley ran at Dillon with a Mark of Failure and connected!!!

Falls quickly got behind Ripley and dropped him with an Emily Fall, as The Bunkhouse Saloon was excited!!!

Ripley, Falls, and Dillon were the main ones taking turns being in control of the match. Raven just kept getting knocked back down everytime he got back up.

At one point, Ripley took Raven out with a Mark of Failure that also sent him back flipping face first into the mat!!!

And right after that, Emily dropped Daniels with an Emily Fall. Emily and Ripley would take notice of each other, on each side of the ring. DTI cheered for their new friend and Emily was looking real confident.

Ripley smirked and told Emily to bring it, before the two locked up. Ripley got The Barf Queen in a side headlock, and then Emily squeezed out and dropped Ripley with an Emily Fall!!!

Emily went for the win.

One

Two

ThrKickout!!!

Ripley and Emily would continue fighting each other until Dillon made his way back into the fight.

Towards the end, Ripley was laying flat on the mat and Emily was on the top rope looking to go for her Moonsault, when Dillon came out of nowhere again, and shoved her off to the outside sending her flying into both Ihari sisters!!

Dillon Daniels turned around to Ripley and started jumping up and down stomping, as the Las Vegas residents seem to be mad at what he did to Emily.

Ripley starts staggering to his feet, as the fans boo. Dillon goes at Ripley with a super kick, but Ripley ducks under and runs to the ropes, bouncing off and coming back at Daniels with a Mark of Failure!!!

But Daniels ducks under and runs to the ropes. But Ripley quickly runs right behind him, and just as Dillon is bouncing off the ropes, Ripley clotheslines him out of the ring.

Ripley turns around to Raven Trueblood running at him with a clothesline, but Ripley ducks under and runs to the ropes again. As he bounces off the ropes, Raven runs at Ripley too, meeting him in the middle and catching the Mark of Failure!!!

Ripley pins Trubelood.

One

The fans are cheering loud as Emily is on her feet and running to the ring apron!

Two

Emily slides into the ring.

But her boot gets caught on the apron somehow, as she fights to get loose.

Three!!!

WINNER:
Ripley

Match Length: 11:34

Jen Vallejos
Oh my! Emily was so close!!! But Ripley has done it!!! Ripley is our very first AMMO Champion!!!

“Redneck Stomp” by Obituary starts playing throughout the arena.

Augustina Saiz
And the winner of this match and very FIRST MHW AMMO Television Champion….. RIPLEY!!!!!

RJ Smith
This is a conspiracy.

Jen Vallejos
What the hell is she doing here?

Ginger Knox is in the ring holding the MHW AMMO Television Championship belt. Ripley breathes heavy staring at it, and her, somewhat confused.

RJ Smith
She’s about to knock his ass out with his own belt!

Ginger Knox hands the belt over to the inaugural champion and Ripley holds the belt high in the air, as Ginger claps for him with a big smile on her face.

Jen Vallejos
What is this new attraction Ginger Knox has for Ripley?

RJ Smith
Isn’t he married?

Jen Vallejos
I believe he is, RJ. But I mean, no one said Ginger likes him like that. But he definately has her attention for some reason.

All of a sudden, the outside lights go out and a loud static noise is heard. You can see alot of quick shadow movements reflecting from the moonlight and the people in attendance are having mixed reactions.

RJ Smith
Whoa! Is The Bunkhouse Saloon closed now? Do they close at 8?

Jen Vallejos
I don’t think that’s what’s happening, RJ.

The outside lights finally flicker back on and Samson is standing next to Ginger Knox. As soon as Ginger notices him, she screams loudly and runs to Ripley, hugging him tightly.

RJ Smith
He’s back!

Ripley gently nudges Ginger to get behind him and then takes a step forward to run at Samson, only for the outside lights to go out again and the loud static noise to return.

Jen Vallejos
That sound is hurting my ears!

RJ Smith
This shit is crazy.

Jen Vallejos
Samson just ruined Ripley’s moment.

When the lights return again, Samson is gone, as Ripley looks around confused holding his new Championship belt tightly.

RJ Smith
Is Dillon Daniels okay?? Samson may have kidnapped Dillon Daniels!!

Jen Vallejos
No, Dillon’s sitting right over there looking just as confused as everyone else.

RJ Smith
I think Samson wants that AMMO Title…

This week’s AMMO ends with confusion and the fans chanting “Holy Shit!”

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