MHW Throwdown #28


EPISODE TWENTY-EIGHT


Sunday, January 5, 2020
United Center
Chicago, Illinous
LIVE only on The SE Network



The official opening video of MHW ThrowDown begins the show. “A Warrior’s Call” by Volbeat starts playing for the first 26 seconds of the track and then you hear, “Let’s gets ready to rummmbbbllleeee!!”, while seeing different cuts of MHW superstars staring into the camera from different angles as the screen flickers to the beat.

Feel the power of a warrior!

Clips of Azurine Vebbins in action, followed by Reaper, are shown

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

Clips of the Shieldmaidens in action are shown.

Let’s get ready to rumble!

Clips of the Coven members in action are shown.

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

Clips of Skrabz are shown, ending with a clip of him holding up both the MHW Ultimate and MHW Phoenix Championships to fade the video out, and the cameras are in the arena where fireworks are exploding. “A Warrior’s Call” by Volbeat keeps playing through the sound system, as the camera pans around the arena showing all the excited MHW fans.

Ray Hudson
Welcome, Mile High Club, to MHW in 2020. It’s a new year, we have new superstars, new rivalries, new matches, brand new everything.

Wavy Crockett
We got a lot of OG stuff too.

Signs in the crowd are shown, such as: “Heart Sweats > MHW”, “Drop The Belt”, “Ryan Started The Firee”, “I Miss Having SEX In MHW”, and “Shut Up, Dana Ellis”.

Ray Hudson
Most definately. And we just have an absolutely action packed night for you tonight, like only we can give ya.

Wavy Crockett
I’m still stuffed from the holidays. I spent mine with Meozha and her family.

Ray Hudson
Oh, you just putting the business out there huh?

Wavy Crockett
You’d be bragging about it too if it was you.

Ray Hudson
Well…

As the actual lyrics of “You’re Going Down” by Sick Puppies begins playing, the Titaness saunters down the ramp wearing her MHW Tag Team Championship. Walking beside her is her husband, Joseph “Orion” Hunter.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is the Inferno Match, and it’s for the MHW ThrowDown Television Championship!!! Introducing first… she is the challenger….. weighing in at 145 pounds….. from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida……. being accompanied to the ring by Joseph Hunter… she is one half of the MHW Tag Team Champions…Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton!!!

A sense of determination and resolve can always be found in Sam’s eyes. Despite wearing a more stern and serious expression, she’s not one to ignore any fans or supporters. Every now and again, she’ll give a wave or slight smirk.

Ray Hudson
Looks like we’re starting this night off with the Inferno Match!

Wavy Crockett
Mannnn, someone is about to get caught on fire. This shit crazy!

Ray Hudson
Yeah, definately not for the weak folks at home. Someone is definately going to be caught on fire at some point. It’s the only way to end this match.

When Sam finally gets in front of the ropes, she steps over the top rope.

Wavy Crockett
I just don’t understand how Samantha Hamilton doesn’t look nervous.

Ray Hudson
She’s a warrior. And she’s looking to win her first singles championship in a long time here in MHW. Let’s not forget she was the inaugural ThrowDown Champion.

“Pieces of Eden” by Satan’s Arrival plays and the lights slowly start to flicker. The tron lights up with a dark figure walking up some stairs. It opens a door and the tron blacks out and the music stops. A voice is heard.

“I am free again!!”

A slowed down, more hard rock version of the theme tune plays.
The top of the ramp is filled with smoke and a red spotlight appears shortly after. A bandaged face is a familiar sight, cocked to the side.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 280 pounds….. from Parts Unknown……. he is the MHW ThrowDown Television Champion… “Trauma” Gabriel Ohio!!!

The light goes out, and a few seconds later it appears again a bit down the ramp. The face of Trauma stares, but he doesn’t move. The light goes out. Shortly after the light comes back on and the face of Trauma is pressed against the camera lens.

Wavy Crockett
This dude said he doused himself in ethanol, on Twitter. He crazy crazy.

Ray Hudson
It’s crazy to think how far this man has come here in MHW after that embarrassing debut match. He returns after being put on the shelf by Psycho, and wins a whole tournament that he originally wasn’t even supposed to be involved in, earns a title shot of his choice, and wins the ThrowDown Title from one of the greatest superstars on MHW history. Talk about a champion.

Wavy Crockett
I don’t understand why Zombie isn’t the one fighting for the belt right now. Isn’t she owed a rematch?

Ray Hudson
As far as I know she requested the night off.

Gabriel Ohio, holding his MHW ThrowDown Television Championship, laughs a maniacal laugh before progressing into the ring at a slow manic pace. He stands centre of the ring as it starts to rain blood on the ramp way and stage.

Match Official: Regina Ball and John Paul Vigil

MHW ThrowDown Television Championship
Inferno Match

“Trauma” Gabriel Ohio©
vs
Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton

The fire arrives around the ring, and the crowd let’s out that familiar “oooooo”. Sam looks around at the fire, while Ohio looks straight at Sam, laughing.

Sam turns her attention back to Ohio with a snarl as he laughs at her. She yells for him to “come on” and begins stepping towards him.

Ohio stops laughing and quickly runs at Sam with a big boot. Sam ducks however. Ohio turns around and grabs Sam by the throat before she can do anything to him. But then Sam grabs him by the throat at the same time. There’s a power struggle.

Sam releases her hold and kicks Ohio in the gut, taking him down with a ddt. Sam looks around at the fire once more, and then goes to get Ohio back to his feet. But out of nowhere, Ohio gives her his Bloody Mary!!

Sam stumbles away, wiping her eyes, almost going right into the fire. But maybe the heat getting stronger stopped her in time with the reminder of what the ring was surrounded with.

Sam squints at Ohio before running at him, only to be caught in Día de Muertos!!

Ohio sits beside Sam and starts laughing maniacally before looking over her, and gently running his fingers through her hair with a sick grin.

Ohio then grips Sam’s hair tightly and starts dragging her towards the fire. Before he gets too close, Sam brings her legs up, wrapping them around his neck and jerks him down to the mat head first.

Sam breathes heavily and Ohio ends up back to his feet before she does. She quickly tries to get up and grabs her by the throat again. He lifts her up for a chokeslam but she adjusts her body to break free and land to the side of him, quickly shoving him towards the fire!!

But Ohio stops just in time. Then he stares at the fire with another sick smile before reaching his hand out to touch it. Sam stops him with her Exiled To Tartarus, obviously not wanting to win because he caught his own self own fire!!

Ohio adjusts his body to get Sam up his shoulder, getting out of the hold, and getting her up into gorilla press position. Sam looks down at the fire with her eyes wide, and adjusts her body to get out of his grip, landing on her feet and almost stumbling backwards right into the fire. The fans let out an “oooo” at that close accident.

The two fight for a couple more minutes, both sweating more and more from the heat surrounding the ring. Sam starts getting more and more control, but Ohio would fight back after a while.

Finally, Sam set Ohio up for the Wrath of the Titans!!!

But Ohio flipped Sam over his shoulders, almost causing her to roll right into the fire. Sam looked at the fire in front of her with her eyes wide.

Ohio came up behind her and pushed her right into the fire with his boot, causing her to roll right of the ring, fire coming from her body!!!!!

WINNER:
Gabriel Ohio

Match Length: 05:27
Ray Hudson
Holy fuck!!!

“Pieces of Eden” by Satan’s Arrival begins playing throughout the arena, as the fire around the ring goes away and backstage crew members quickly extinguish Samantha Hamilton.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW ThrowDown Television Champion… “Trauma” Gabriel Ohio!!!

Gabriel Ohio laughs in the ring as the referee hands him his belt. He just tosses it to the side and quickly rolls out of the ring, attacking Sam some more, as his music fades away and all you can hear is the deafening boos from the fans.

Wavy Crockett
Looks like Gabriel Ohio is not done with Samantha Hamilton.

Ray Hudson
Oh come on! You just caught this woman on fire! You’ve done enough!!

Wavy Crockett
I don’t think he wants this to end.

Joseph Hunter runs up and starts laying rights and lefts into Ohio, stopping the attack. The fans cheer.

Ray Hudson
Thank God for Sam’s husband. Gabe has done pissed Joseph off!

Ohio brings his knee into Joseph’s stomach and then slings him into the ring post.

Wavy Crockett
Joseph Hunter can’t hang with Trauma…

Ohio starts laughing maniacally again before Sam comes out of nowhere and spears him right through the outside barricade, into the front row!!!

Ray Hudson
Damn!!!!!

Wavy Crockett
Damn…

The fans start a “Holy Shit!” chant.

Ray Hudson
That’s exactly what he deserves!

Wavy Crockett
What a way to kick off the return show…

Ray Hudson
No lie…



The camera is slowly walking down a dark hallway, where at the end different color lights are moving around as carnival like music plays. The further down the hallway that the camera goes the slower the music goes making the feeling very eerie.

Ray Hudson
What the hell is this…?

As the cameras get closer to the end of the hallway, we see a little girl crying, seated against the back wall with her face buried in her hands in lap.

Wavy Crockett
Gotta be a white person holding that camera. It’s just like in the horror movies.

Suddenly the music stops and the little girl instantly looks up with a snarl.

Little Girl
They wont hurt me anymore…

Two creepy looking clowns step out from around the corner, standing beside her, looking into the camera.

Little Girl
They wont hurt me anymore, if I let them hurt YOU…

The bigger clown quickly reaches out and grabs the camera as it seems to fall to the floor looking up to the roof.

Little Girl
They’re coming…

The two clowns slowly come back into view, hovering over the camera, the bigger one with a creepy smile, while the other has no expression. The scene ends.

The lights go out in the arena, as the stage screen flickers and four words pop across it. The music begins playing as the four words appear. “I Can, I Will”. As the music begins to pick up, a woman comes out running across the stage, and the lights come on. The stage lights flicker, as the woman begins head thrashing to the music.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is a Triple Threat Match for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 141 pounds….. from Madrid, Spain……. Ryanne Stone!!!

Ryanne Stone stops as the music takes a pause looking up. She smiles as she points out to the crowd, tapping both of her knee braces. She then begins walking down the ramp as she points out to the crowd chanting her name once more.

“I can – I can
I will – I will
There’s nothing that I can’t achieve
Through sheer will the world I live in will belong to me
Like the shadows spread when the day comes to an end
My empire will expand, all will fall under my command”

Stone runs and slides underneath the bottom rope as she poses there for a moment. She stands up pointing out to the crowd once more, as she laughs. She moves back to the corner, ski jumping on the spot as she waits for her opponents to come.

Ray Hudson
I’m pretty pumped for this Triple Threat, Wavy.

Wavy Crockett
Some new chicks eh?

Ray Hudson
Yeah, a new year, with some new superstars. Exciting stuff!

Wavy Crockett
When they gon hire a thick black woman? I’m not tryna sound racist, but damn. We get a lot of white women. I just want at least one ebony queen to cheer for.

“Crown” by Kelly Rowland gears up and Teresa Duke emerges from behind the curtain after she poses in the entranceway.

Wavy Crockett
Oh okay…. I see you, God.

Meozha Zhanae
And one of her opponents… weighing in at 165 pounds….. from Atlanta, Georgia……. Teresa Duke!!!

Teresa makes her way down the ramp, fluffing her big curly hair. She slaps hands with the fans before she finally gets inside the ring.

Ray Hudson
Ask and you shall receive, Wavy.

Wavy Crockett
And he really did me good. Look at this queen. Oh my…

Making her way to the closest corner, Teresa stands on top pointing to the fans with a big smile on her face. She gets down and goes to the middle of the ring, fluffing her hair before she goes to the corner and waits for the final participant in this Triple Threat Match.

Wavy Crockett
God is good.

Ray Hudson
He sure is, Wavy.

The arena goes totally dark when suddenly…

“Who took the bomp?”

…is yelled out and “Deceptacon” by Le Tigre starts up. Bright green and white lights start to flash on and off around the entrance. Daphne James comes running out from the back, wearing her horned helmet and leather jacket. She gets to the end of the stage, throws her arms back and howls like a wolf at the top of her lungs. She then laughs before running down the ramp, high-fiving the fans on her way.

Meozha Zhanae
And their opponent… weighing in at 123 pounds….. from Phoenix, Arizona……. Daphne James!!!

Daphne slides under the ropes and into the ring, leaping up to her feet. She runs across the ring, bouncing off the ropes before sliding across the ring on her knees.

Wavy Crockett
I remember her from the last show.

Ray Hudson
Yes indeed. Daphne James. And she was real impressive. Let’s not forget her debut match on the last live AMMO.

Daphne throws her helmet outside the ring before she spins her green hair in a circle with a grin. Daphne crawls over to her corner as she waits for the match to begin.

Match Official: Jack Glascock

Triple Threat Match
Daphne James
vs
Ryanne Stone
vs
Teresa Duke

As soon as the bell rings, Daphne James runs at Teresa Duke, only to be caught in a belly to belly suplex. The impact sends Daphne James rolling out of the ring.

Ryanne Stone touches Teresa’ shoulder, and Teresa spins around and starts delivering fore-arms, before dropping Stone with a spinebuster.

Teresa hooks Stone’s leg.

One

Two

Daphne breaks the pin up. Daphne runs the ropes while Teresa gets to her feet. Daphne bounces back right into a dropkick from Teresa, as the fans let out an “oooooo” in amazement.

Both Daphne and Teresa get to their feet, and Teresa Irish whips Daphne into the ropes and goes for the pounce, sending Daphne rolling out of the ring again.

Ryanne Stone gets to her feet and Teresa drops her with the Candy Wrapper!!!

Teresa hooks the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Teresa Duke

Match Length: 00:44
Wavy Crockett
I think I’m in love!

“Crown” by Kelly Rowland begins to play throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Teresa Duke!!!

Teresa Duke celebrates in the ring.

Ray Hudson
Very impressive debut for Ms. Teresa Duke!

Wavy Crockett
She a bad bitch!

Ray Hudson
Wasn’t you just bragging about spending the holidays with Meozha earlier tonight? Now your lusting over Teresa?

Wavy Crockett
Mind ya business, Ray….

Robert Mack is cuddled up to Katrina Mack on the sofa in his office.

Robert Mack
I’m just saying… its 2020, baby. It’s a new year. I miss you. We can make this work. I’m a changed man.

Katrina Mack
Yeah?

Robert Mack
Yeah. I just feel the best I’ve ever felt, cuddled up right here next to you. I mean…. it helps knowing that we are only moments away from Richard Osiris announcing that the fans voted for Ricky to be a full time active roster member in MHW. I can’t wait to book him every week and watch his big mouth get shut, over and over and over.

Katrina scoots away slightly, raising an eyebrow.

Katrina Mack
So you’re partially just turned on by that thought? Not just me?

Robert Mack
Well when you say it like that, it sounds weird…

Katrina Mack
But it’s kind of what you’re saying.

Robert Mack
It’s not exactly what I’m saying.

Katrina Mack
It is though…

Katrina stands up, disgusted. Robert quickly gets to his feet and stops her, pulling her in close.

Robert Mack
Okay, okay. It’s just me and you. I’ll turn the tv off.

Robert smirks, looking deep into Katrina’s eyes.

Robert Mack
And the lights. I’ll turn them off too. I want you, Pocahotness…

Katrina tries to fight her smile, but it slightly comes to her face anyways. Until Robert’s phone starts ringing on the end table by the sofa.

Katrina Mack
Who’s that?

Robert Mack
Probably Tyke Index calling to apologize to me.

Robert winks while Katrina looks over at his phone.

Katrina Mack
But its not…

Robert pulls her in close again.

Robert Mack
Doesn’t matter who it is. It’s just me and you, baby.

Katrina Mack
Who the fuck is Stacy?

Robert Mack
It’s not anything like that.

Katrina shoves Robert away and storms out of his Office, as Robert drops his head in shame.



With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Dublin Death Patrol’s “Pigs In The Hollow” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly. Alex “Bullet” Carbajal, Jackie “Bandit” Layton, Becca “Bruiser” Maguire, Katrina “Knox” Knox and Aoife “Banshee” Maguire trail out behind her and then walk her to the ring.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 105 pounds….. from Asheville, North Carolina……. being accompanied to the ring by her fellow Shieldmaidens… she is Saoirse “Psycho” Maguire!!!

Psycho slides into the ring looking like she can’t wait to get down to business.

Ray Hudson
Well, Bullet and Bandit both have matches later tonight. But they are out here to support their sister.

Wavy Crockett
They’re out here to cheat for their sister.

Ray Hudson
Oh please, Wavy. They dont need to cheat.

Wavy Crockett
You’re such a dick rider. Or in this case, their strap-on rider.

Ray Hudson
Why haven’t you been fired yet? Maybe you and Rob have something going on?

Wavy Crockett
Talk about needing to be fired…

The foreboding guitars and drums of Kamelot’s “Necropolis” starts up as the arena goes dark. A spotlight shines down upon and follows the motion of the masked Reaper as he seemingly ‘appears’ within the fog billowing out of the stage.

Ray Hudson
Here comes this mysterious man who has made huge waves since coming to MHW.

Wavy Crockett
This dude is a force to be reckoned with.

Following closely behind Reaper is his lawyer and manager, Aloysius Marcus Vance IV, boosting the big man as they approach the ring.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 272 pounds….. from Hell……. he is being accompanied to the ring by Aloysius Marcus Vance IV… the man they call Reaper!!!

There’s little pomp and circumstance where Reaper is concerned; he ignores the fans and their reactions, pays no attention to anyone else in the ring… he doesn’t even look around.

Ray Hudson
And his lawyer; AMV is the truth. He got Tyke Index out of a hell of a pickle.

Wavy Crockett
Where the hell is Tyke Index anyways?

Ray Hudson
Last I heard he was trying to reenact the Snakebite/Lance Mikes situation from last year. A little cosplay if you will.

Wavy Crockett
I dont exactly think that’s what cosplay is, Ray.

Ray Hudson
Well, either way it seems to me that Tyke Index needs to just give up on his pettiness and come back to the MHW ring. I was looking forward to Tyke and Reaper maybe going for the Tag Titles or something. The Summit could’ve been the ones to knock the Shieldmaidens off the tag team mountain.

Reaper pulls himself to the apron, steps over the ropes and goes to face the camera, glowering behind his imposing metal mask. After a few moments, he moves into one of the neutral corners of the ring, doffing his long jacket and standing with his hands upon the ropes, head lowered, waiting for the battle to commence as Aloysius moves to the outside, continuing to talk him up.

Match Official: Regina Ball

Reaper
vs
“Psycho” Saoirse Maguire

Reaper and Psycho meet up in the middle of the ring. Psycho looks the big man up and down and then goes for the Gealtachta!!!!!

But Reaper catches her leg and drops her with a backbreaker. Reaper gets to his feet and hovers over Psycho. She rolls away and then holds her back, slowly getting to one knee.

Reaper goes to grab her and she sends a European uppercut his way. All the way to her feet, she starts sending chops his way.

Reaper sends a hard chop of his own across the chest of Psycho. She holds her chest in pain and then sends a leg kick into his side. Reaper kicks back and Psycho drops back down to one knee.

Reaper grabs her by the throat and brings her back up to her feet. Psycho sends an elbow strike into Reaper’s chest. And another! And another! Reaper releases the hold.

Reaper throws a hard right, but Pyscho ducks under. Reaper turns around into a running dropkick, but moves out of the way and Psycho connects with the referee, who falls and goes rolling out of the ring.

Psycho looks out of the ring at the ref and as soon as she turns around, Reaper grabs her by the throat again. Psycho wastes no time making Reaper “Kiss This!”!!!

The fans are going nuts, no pun intended. Reaper drops to one knee, and Psycho releases her grip before sending the Gealtachta into Reaper’s skull!!!!!

Psycho pins the big man.

One

Two

ThrKickout!!!

Psycho continues to fight her heart out throughout the match, but Reaper’s power keeps overcoming the Shieldmaiden. Yet Reaper just couldn’t seem to keep her down.

However in the end, Psycho took the big man down with her Header!!

Psycho would climb to the top rope as the fans got to their feet in anticipation. Reaper also got to his feet, and Psycho jumped down right into the set up for The Scythe!!!

Reaper connected and pinned the Shieldmaiden.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Reaper

Match Length: 14:28
Kamelot’s “Necropolis” plays throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Reaper!!!

Reaper exits the ring, and him and AMV head up the ramp.

Ray Hudson
Psycho did a hell of a job trying to take down the Reaper!

Wavy Crockett
But in the end, as always, Reaper was left standing.

Ray Hudson
Whether it’s Skrabz or Jansen Myrrh who walks out with the gold at Myrhhder She Wrote, they better watch out for this monster. Because he’s coming…

Wavy Crockett
And he’s going to take that Ultimate Championship and hold it even longer than Skrabz.

Ray Hudson
Psycho has one month to get back on track, as she heads into London for her rematch for the Hardcore Title.

Wavy Crockett
Hardcore Rules Two Out Of Three Falls Match.

Ray Hudson
Yes indeed!



When I look out my window,
many sights to see.
And when I look in my window,
So many different people to be.
That it’s strange.
So strange.

The fans boo as the Coven logo appears on the screen and a chant of “Fuck you, Jansen” begins throughout the arena.

You got to pick up every stitch.
Must be the season of the witch

Jansen’s name comes across the screen as her music continues to play.

When I look over my shoulder,
What do you think I see?
Summer kept lookin’ over his shoulder at me.
And he’s strange,
Sure is strange.
You got to pick up every stitch, yeah.
Beatnicks are out to make it rich.
Must be the season of the witch

Jansen Myrrh finally steps out of the shadows as she carries her pool cue stick with her. She glances from one side of the arena to the next and then just shakes her head in disgust as behind her. She finally strides down towards the ring. She’s wearing jeans, a Coven t-shirt and a leather jacket.

Ray Hudson
Well here comes the next challenger to the MHW Ultimate Championship; Jansen Myrrh.

Wavy Crockett
Where is Candi Bratton? She was there at Black Magic. We want to see her again.

Ray Hudson
Where is the rest of Coven? Does she really want to come out here alone if she’s expecting Skrabz?

Wavy Crockett
It sounded to me that she doubted he would show his face. You know Skrabz only shows up when it’s match time.

Jansen steps up into the ring sets her cue stick in the corner before she moves from one side of the ring to the next, flipping off the crowd before reaching through the ropes for a microphone.

Jansen Myrrh
I have heard your cries, MHW! Your pleas for change! I have heard the grumbling and the belly aching and the chants for change. I have heard you and I have spent the last two weeks — not with family, or tending to holidays, nor celebrating a new year that will be just as shitty as the last.. no…

Jansen pauses as the crowd still boos her.

Ray Hudson
Oh boy…. don’t tell me she is about to try relate to the Mile High Club. They hate you,Jansen.

Wavy Crockett
Shut up and listen to what she has to say.

Jansen looks around the arena at the crowd. She slowly brings the microphone up to her mouth.

Jansen Myrrh
I have dedicated myself to you people and I have trained like I’ve never trained before. I will continue to train like I’ve never trained before. I will push myself like no other. Why do I do this? I have come to be your savior!

The boos suddenly become murmuring.

Jansen Myrrh
I have come to rescue you all from the boring… hideous… lackadaisical… uneventful title reign of the Man Called Skrabz.

Fans boo.

Jansen Myrrh
Skrabz has been running around with that championship for over a year and what has he done with it? Not a goddamned thing. Skrabz has placed a stranglehold on that belt and no one has been able to take it away from him. Solomain Cain? Twice, no, unfortunately. Bullet? Not a chance. Azurine Vebbins? Choked. Hamilton? God no. Tyke Index? Twice. Twice, that loser failed. Who else is ready? Zombie? Nope. Reaper? Please. Look, there’s no one. Hell, I’m ready to sit down here in a bit and watch Bandit drop the ball. Has she even wrestled a singles match in MHW? Mack is so desperate for someone… anyone… to take that belt off Skrabz that he’s reaching into the bottom of the barrel for tonight’s show. But, the fact is that he knows that the money match is in February. The PPV event in which he’s so confident that I’m going to win, he named the fucking show after me. Until then, he will throw Skrabz some scraps here and there. A Bandit here, an Ace Starr there. But really, no one can beat Skrabz, except for me.

More boos from the fans, though not nearly as much as before this promo started.

Jansen Myrrh
You can jeer me all you like. But the facts are as follows: I am training for this match harder than I’ve trained for anything in my life. There isn’t another soul in the back that can defeat him. None of your heroes can do it. Vebbins. Shieldmaidens. All those you cheer, they cannot get the job done. So guess who your new hero is going to have to be?

Jansen points her thumbs towards herself.

Jansen Myrrh
This girl right here. So, let me ask you this. Do you want Skrabz to continue on as the Ultimate Champion here in MHW?

The crowd chants “No!”

Jansen Myrrh
Then let me introduce you to your new savior. Her name is Jansen Myrrh and she’s going to pry Skrabz’ cold, dead fingers off of that strap and bring it back to MHW. I know Coven is behind me, but are you going to put aside whatever wimpy feelings you have and cheer for change? Or are you going to continue to root for the status quo? Tell me, MHW, what are you going to do? Are you going to continue to be Robert Mack’s puppets or are you going to finally realize what everyone else has been saying. It’s time for the era of Skrabz to come to an end. Fuck that guy.

The crowd was quiet for a moment and then a single voice is heard, cheering “Fuck that guy! Fuck that guy!” Soon, someone else joins and then another. Like the plague, the chanting spreads through the arena and soon it’s filled with folks chanting her name. Perhaps not everyone, but a good majority.

Jansen Myrrh
You see, he’s not even going to come out and defend himself. He’s not going to come out here until he has to. He doesn’t want to look at each and every one of you in the eye and tell you what a disappointment he has been. He has disappointed you. He has disappointed everyone in the back. He has disappointed his own mother, I’m sure. He likes to brag about his five hundred and twenty four days as champion. Bragging about the list of people he’s beaten to retain his title. And he has every right to, but don’t you just hate it?

The noise from the fans pick up as Jansen soaks it all in.

Jansen Myrrh
With his stupid accent and his token phrases. He has the nerve to call Huruka Ihari dead weight. Huruka Ihari is a fucking hero. She took a bullet in that cage like no other. Broken collarbone and she still fought the fight and held on to Psycho for dear life allowing Coven to get the win. Fuck off with that ‘dead weight’ bullshit, Skrabz. When you say her name, you put some respect on it. Without Huruka Ihari, Coven would never have won Caged Turmoil, you ignorant pile of trash.

Crowd pops.

Jansen Myrrh
And you know what you can do with your fucking lower case ‘k’? You can shove it. When all is said and done, you ain’t going to be Man Like Skrabz anymore. You’re going to be just plain ol’ Skrabz because what you’ve done is lit me up. So much so that I’ve gone into training like you couldn’t even imagine. I had Coven help me out just to get your fucking attention and now that I do, I’ve told them this is between you and I. If I can’t beat your ass for that title on my own, I don’t even want it. If you think the beating that Tyke and Reaper gave you was something? Wait until Myrrhder She Wrote. Won’t be no Anaquin Adams to save your ass. Won’t be no Robert Mack to protect his champion. Won’t be no one to save your ass, Skrabz.

Jansen pauses and gets real close to the camera.

Jansen Myrrh
So go ahead and smoke some more weed, drink some more Jack and fuck around all you want. Go ahead and treat this all as a goddamned joke. Just don’t do something stupid like lose to someone as weak as Bandit. She’s a fucking pebble around here, not a fucking brick. Not that is matters because at the O2, it will be me, your lord and savior, who takes her rightful place on the throne then once and for all rids MHW of all that is Skrabz. Just remember that a few weeks ago, Skrabz gave me a Mic Check. And what did I do? I got up.

Jansen stretches out an arm, pointing a finger to the crowd.

Jansen Myrrh
And you all know deep in your heart that the only one who can save you now, is Jansen Myrrh.

As “Season of the Witch” begins to play the crowd seems divided as some chant “Fuck You Jansen” and the other half chants “Fuck That Guy” as she looks around the arena before she drops the microphone, and motions around her waist.

Ray Hudson
The fans want to see Skrabz lose the belt so bad, Jansen has brainwashed them into believing in her?

Wavy Crockett
Brainwashed? Chicago just keeps it one hundred.

Ray Hudson
The woman said she doesn’t need the Coven to beat Skrabz. I hate to say it, but she absolutely needs the Coven to beat Skrabz. You saw what happened a month ago.

Wavy Crockett
Yeah, Skrabz took em all down.

Ray Hudson
Right. So if Skrabz can take em all on, how the hell is Jansen going to do this by herself. Jansen is being over confident. Same way she was both times she lost to Zombie. The second time she got her hair shaved because of it. With the Coven she has risen to this position. The dumbest move she could make is to claim she can win that belt without them.

Wavy Crockett
So you’re wanting her to cheat?

Ray Hudson
No, I’m just saying I absolutely do not think she can beat Skrabz on her own.

“ARE YOU DIZZY BLUD?”

Jansen stops and rolls her eyes as “Next Hype” begins to play. Skrabz slowly walks out onto the stage area wearing a black Toll Gang hoodie, some baggy grey sweatpants and a pair of black and red Air Jordan 5 Retro Supremes on his feet. He carries his MHW Ultimate Championship title over his right shoulder and his MHW Phoenix title over his left shoulder.

Wavy Crockett
Well I’ll be damned!!! Man Like Skrabz is in the mothafucking building!

Ray Hudson
Of coarse he is! He has a match later tonight.

Wavy Crockett
But no one expected him to come out here now.

Skrabz walks from one side of the stage to the other, looking out over the fans with a confident glare.

Ray Hudson
Well he has. And he looks just as confident as ever.

Wavy Crockett
Hes not “over confident” though right?

Ray Hudson
Have you seen his record? Do you not see those two belts he carries?

Skrabz walks back to the centre of the stage and takes a microphone from the pocket of his black Toll Gang hoodie as his music fades out, revealing the deafening mixed reaction bestowed upon him by the Chicago crowd.

Wavy Crockett
Give it a second and the Coven is gonna attack Skrabz from behind. I’m calling it.

Skrabal glances around the arena, smirking at Jansen and taking in the reaction of the crowd. His smirk widens as he hears thousands of people cheering and booing excitedly.

Skrabz
Look atchu all… eyes wide, SURPRISED AS FUCK… Out here screamin’ like FINALLY… The Champ is spendin’ time wit’ us!!

Skrabz’ words ooze with an arrogance to match his cocky demeanour and the mixed crowd reaction becomes a chorus of boos.

Skrabz
Nah don’t do that, go ‘head and cheer for change… don’t let me stop ya. Do it all fam, chant and cheer, rub a lamp or wish upon a star. Ya can do Whatever Ya Want and the Status Quo stay the same…

Skrabal trails off as the boos intensify. He looks out around the arena again and closes his eyes, soaking in the crowd reaction. Then, holding one belt in each hand, he slowly lifts his MHW Ultimate and Phoenix titles high in the air.

Ray Hudson
Skrabz doesn’t seem to be bothered with the Mile High Club turning their back on him.

Wavy Crockett
He needs to watch his back.

Ray Hudson
Nope! He needs to watch his front!!!

The boos turn to cheers as a frustrated Jansen appears to have climbed out of the ring charging Skrabz, attacking the reigning double champion, assaulting him with a barrage of elbow strikes, driving him backwards and sending his Phoenix Title tumbling to the stage floor, quickly followed by his Ultimate Title.

Wavy Crockett
She’s for real! No Coven in sight!

Ray Hudson
I gotta be honest… I’m impressed!

Skrabz pushes Jansen off him and regains his composure and as the pair exchange words and square up again they are mobbed by backstage staff and officials who keep them separated.

Wavy Crockett
Let them fight!

Ray Hudson
That’s scheduled for February 2. You know how it goes!

A “Thank You, Jansen!” chant begins throughout the arena. The roof seemingly almost blows off the joint.

Wavy Crockett
What have we just witnessed?!

Ray Hudson
The Mile High Club have switched sides and are divided all at the same time. The very foundation of MHW has been shaken to it’s core. Jansen Myrrh has created something we would have never expected. And I swear it almost seems like this has all been a part of a master plan she has been putting together since her return.

Wavy Crockett
The younger version of Candi Bratton, if you will. Everything has almost come full circle.

Ray Hudson
Is Jansen Myrrh really the one that will end the reign of Skrabz?



The lights drop. The bass hits. And here come the strobes.

“Living.”
“After.”
“Midnight.”

The music picks up as the lights pop up in the arena and Tyler Ransom is seen at the entrance ramp. The smirk on his face that has been so famous for so long is plastered on him as his hands run through his hair and he looks out into the crowd.

“I took the city bout one A.M
Loaded, loaded
I’m all geared up to score again
Loaded, loaded
I come alive in the neon light
That’s when I make my moves right”

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 216 pounds….. from Brooklyn, New York……. Tyler Ransom!!!

As Ransom takes his first steps toward the ring, he pops the collar on his jacket before placing his hands on his jacket pockets. His eyes are focused on the ring, not the crowd or the lights or the music.

Ray Hudson
This’ll be Mr. Ransom’s second match here in MHW.

His body tense with aggression and a hint of confidence as Tyler Ransom slides into the ring and jacks one of his fists high into the air, his smirk still very much apparent.

“Living after midnight
Rockin’ to the dawn
Lovin’ til the morning, then I’m gone
I’m gone”

As Ransom makes his way to the turnbuckle, he stands tall, removing his jacket and tossing it to the floor as he scans the crowd for some eye candy. He flexes his chest ever so briefly before smiling again and turning back to the ring, leaning up against his home turnbuckle as the music begins to fade out.

Wavy Crockett
I hear he calls himself the Real Deal. I wonder what Dillon Daniels thinks of that…

As “Kings and Queens” by 30 Seconds to Mars blasts over the speakers, Agent Gostaple steps from behind the curtain first and points to the entrance way. As the chorus of the song hits, Ace steps out with a huge smirk upon his face and poses making a star sign with his hands.

Meozha Zhanae
And his opponent… weighing in at 215 pounds….. from Los Angeles, California……. he is being accompanied to the ring by Agent Gostaple… “Main Star” Ace Starr!!!

Agent Gostaple then points the way to the ring flamboyantly as Ace swaggers his way down the ramp with a huge smirk on his face.

Ray Hudson
And this will be the debut match for this gentleman.

Wavy Crockett
He looks like a douchebag.

Agent Gostaple enters the ring first and starts to clap for Ace as he rolls under the ring to huge jeers from the crowd. Ace jumps onto the middle rope as the arena lights swirl around him. Meanwhile Gostaple takes a mic and stands centre ring.

Agent Gostaple
There were no stars in this city…

Agent Gostaple then hands the microphone to Ace Starr who is still on the middle turnbuckle rope. Ace tilts his head up looking solemnly around the arena of people who are now jeering profusely…

“Main Star” Ace Starr
Until I arrived…”

Ace drops the mic and stretches his arms out either side, which only winds the crowd up more as the music fades out.

Ray Hudson
Very cocky young man.

Before the bell can even sound, “Bodies” by Drowning Pool begins playing throughout the arena.

Wavy Crockett
Hold up…

Ray Hudson
That’s the Coven’s Alastair Frost’s music. What’s he doing coming out here?

Wavy Crockett
Hopefully saving us from these two goons.

Alastair Frost steps out from behind the curtain, as the fans boo.

Ray Hudson
The fans don’t seem to be pleased by his unexpected appearance.

Wavy Crockett
I’m just confused on why he is coming to the ring.

Frost walks down the ramp as Starr and Ransom look on confused.

Ray Hudson
He’ll be fighting for the AMMO Title next Sunday on AMMO. But no, he is not scheduled for anything tonight.

Frost slides into the ring and immediately runs at Ransom with a vicious big boot. Ace Starr wastes no time rolling out of the ring, shaking his head, wanting no parts of this.

Wavy Crockett
Look at this lil bitch run…

Ray Hudson
He wants no parts of this attack.

But Frost quickly rolls out of the ring and grabs him, rolling him right back into the ring.

Wavy Crockett
Aha! He ain’t going nowhere!

Ray Hudson
Alastair Frost is on one tonight. But what’s the reason for this?

Starr gets to his feet and Frost quickly hits him with a roundhouse kick, knocking him clean out.

Wavy Crockett
He is kicking ass and taking names.

Ray Hudson
Did he even get their names before he started kicking their ass? Does he know who’s asses he’s kicking?

Wavy Crockett
Who cares!

Ransom gets to his feet and stumbles right into Frost, receiving a Frost Warning!!!

Ray Hudson
I guess we won’t be seeing this match…

Frost stands in the center of the ring, looking around the United Center with a stern expression.

Wavy Crockett
Alastair Frost making a statement here. Will he be the next AMMO Champion?

The camera focuses on Reaper’s locker room door. All of a sudden, it opens and out comes Aloysius Marcus Vance IV on his cell phone, talking with increasing security.

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Let me speak to the detective now!!

AMV sees the camera man and shoos him away, as we go to commercials.



The sound of a creaking door opens just before the music of “Nightmare” begins to play from Fangclub. The guitar hits and out comes “Girl Crush” Muriko Ihari as she slowly steps out onto the stage. She’s wearing her ring gear, which looks like a SGT Pepper jacket along with black pants and boots. Her hair is black and over the lower part of her face she wears a black mask. And in her hand, she carries a cane with a rose on the end.

& You’re living in a night
& You’re living in a nightmare, baby

The chorus of the song hits and Muriko heads down towards the ring.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 149 pounds….. from Okinawa, Japan……. “Girl Crush” Muriko Ihari!!!

Muriko rolls underneath and leaps to her feet as she walks to the corner. She pulls off her mask and then sets that and her cane right outside the ring.

Ray Hudson
Muriko Ihari is looking to run through the MHW roster with a singles career now.

Wavy Crockett
She lost to Skrabz before we all took our holiday vacation.

Ray Hudson
It was kind of cold in my opinion that she was booked against him in her first singles match after ending the tag team of Double Team Ihari.

Wavy Crockett
Well if you’re gonna prove you’re a main event level superstar, there’s really no one greater to prove yourself against.

Ray Hudson
They should’ve let her work her way up. And this week she goes up against Azurine Vebbins. Another seasoned veteran.

Wavy Crockett
Stop crying for Muriko. Let her fight her own battles.

“Problem” by Postmodern Jukebox begins playing throughout the arena. “The Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins has a solitary spotlight follow her from the entrance ramp to the northern-facing ring apron. Along the way, Ms. Vebbins pirouettes, skanks, and twirls like a whirling dervish down to the ring.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 115 pounds….. from Malibu, California……. Azurine Vebbins!!!

Azurine keeps dancing until getting onto the northern ringside apron, climbing through the middle and bottom ring ropes. Upon entering the ring, she awaits referee instruction.

Match Official: Jack Glascock

Azurine Vebbins
vs
“Girl Crush” Muriko Ihari

Azurine Vebbins and Muriko Ihari circle each other and as they move in to lock up, Muriko jabs Azurine right in the eye with her thumb and as she leans over to put a hand over her eye, Muriko checks her and she falls out of the ring.

Azurine rises to her feet as Muriko moves the ring apron and as she places a hand on the apron to steady herself, Muriko rushes over and stomps right on Azzy’s fingers, then leaps off with a double ax handle smash to the back of the neck, taking the Adorkable Angel down again.

Muriko pulls Azzy up and drags her towards the guardrailing, flipping off the booing crowd as she tries to smash Azzy’s head into the rail, but she blocks it and then rams Muriko into the guardrailing instead, as Muriko staggers back against the ring apron.

Azurine moves over and rolls Muriko into the ring and follows her in, her eye still bothering her as she rubs at it a bit before she moves in on the Coven member. Azzy pulls her up and whips her into the ropes and delivers a standing dropkick.

Azurine pulls Muriko back up and whips her in again, looking for a scoop slam but Muriko drives a knee into the side of Azzy’s head, sending her down to the mat. She begins to lay in some kicks and stomps onto the Hardheaded Housewife.

Muriko runs the ropes and drops a legdrop over the throat of Azurine and covers.

One

TwoKickout!

Muriko straddles Azurine and begins to lay in more punches before she finally pushes her off and crawls towards the ropes, pulling herself up.

Muriko charges Vebbins and she ducks down and lifts Muriko up and over the top rope and she tumbles to the floor.

Azurine rolls out of the ring and then puts Muriko back into the ring before following her back in and helps her up to her feet, whipping her into the ropes and tries for a clothesline but Muriko ducks and nails her with a back elbow, sending her back to the ground.

The two ladies continue to fight for a while, back and forth, really putting on a show for Chicago and the fans at home.

In the end, Azurine is able to catch Muriko with that Pearly Gatekeeper!!!

And Azurine hooks the leg.

One

Two

Three!!

WINNER:
Azurine Vebbins

Match Length: 12:43
“Problem” by Postmodern Jukebox begins to play throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Azurine Vebbins!!!

Azurine Vebbins celebrates in the ring.

Ray Hudson
What a match!

Wavy Crockett
Yeah, I’m glad no one came out and stopped this one from happening.

Ray Hudson
You’re disappointed about the last one that didn’t happen?

Wavy Crockett
Naw, those two douchebags earlier prolly can’t even fight. Alastair Frost saved the day.

Ray Hudson
Well, I agree I’m glad we got to see this match. Azurine Vebbins with another impressive victory.

All of a sudden the lights go out and the fans start cheering.

Wavy Crockett
She’s here…

Ray Hudson
We know who this is…

When the lights come back on, we are not surprised to see Dolores standing in front of Azurine Vebbins.

Wavy Crockett
This creepy witch is back. What is she going to do next?

Ray Hudson
I’m just glad she wants to play with Azurine Vebbins and not me.

Dolores holds her hand out as if wanting something from Azurine.

Wavy Crockett
Damn. Let me find out she is Azurine’s pimp? Looks like she wants her money…

Ray Hudson
I don’t believe that’s what she wants.

Azurine raises her eyebrow and asks if she wants the doll back. Dolores doesn’t reply, but instead just stays exactly as she is, holding her hand out.

Wavy Crockett
What else would she want, Ray? You think she wants Azurine to hold her hand?

Ray Hudson
I think she wants her doll back…

Azurine explains to Dolores that she does not have the doll with her and all of a sudden the arena lights become red, and smoke slowly starts coming from underneath the ring. Azurine looks around confused, as Dolores brings her hand back down, tilting her head to the side.

Wavy Crockett
Man she fittin to kill Azzy!

Ray Hudson
This definately does not look like it’s going to end well…

Dolores charges Azurine and the lights go back out as we go to a commercial break.



Ray Hudson
Welcome back, Mile High Club! A month ago, before the holiday vacation, newcomer Dana Ellis shocked the world when she defeated the Reaper.

Wavy Crockett
By countout.

Ray Hudson
Yes, but she survived Reaper. And that’s unheard of. It was a huge win for a debut match.

Wavy Crockett
I guess.

Ray Hudson
Tonight she’s in one of our two headline matches, and against Bullet. That is big stuff for someone who is only about to have her second match here in MHW.

Kingdom’s cover of “Fight Song” hits the P.A as fans boo the arrival of the lone Woke Warrior of Mile High Wrestling. Dana Ellis enters the stage in a beautiful black gown with prestige and authority. She is a fighter and isn’t going to allow some man to keep her from the gold as she enters with a look of determination.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 121 pounds….. from Hollywood, California……. “Woke Warrior” Dana Ellis!!!

Dana Ellis holds up her arms for people to admire her superior feminism. She struts down to the ring, making sure to admonish any male fan who would doubt her ability in the ring …or objectify her. Miss Ellis to you enters the ringside area, looks at a young female fan, kneels over and lets her know that she can be anything she wants. She then turns a young male fan tells him that he was born to be a predator.

Wavy Crockett
I don’t know why we keep bragging about how she defeated Reaper. She didn’t defeat him. She merely survived him.

Ray Hudson
The record book has her down as the winner.

Wavy Crockett
Well…

Ray Hudson
Well nonetheless, Dana Ellis has been bragging about that victory all over Twitter, while AMV has been debunking it. Dana has been rallying for a second match with the Reaper, and AMV doesn’t feel like she’s worthy enough.

Dana Ellis turns back to the ring, climbs up the steel steps before entering between the middle and top rope. A few men whistle at her as she rolls her eyes and looks completely annoyed. Dana holds her arms out in the middle of the ring as the fans, both men and women alike, boo her arrogance.

Wavy Crockett
I don’t know why she would want another match with Reaper. She’s only made him want to hurt her even more with all her tweets.

Ray Hudson
Well Reaper doesn’t have a Twitter, so unless AMV is telling him something, he probably doesn’t even know.

Wavy Crockett
True. And I doubt AMV cares to tell him anything about that.

The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the Tron, as guitar stabs ring out. Concrete Blonde’s “God Is A Bullet” starts up in earnest and four women in matching kuttes, Jackie “Bandit” Layton, Becca “Bruiser” Maguire, Katrina “Knox” Knox and Aoife “Banshee” Maguire, walk out seemingly leading the way for their fifth sister.

Ray Hudson
Either way, that victory catapulted Dana Ellis into this headline match. To be facing Bullet in your second match in MHW is a big deal.

Alex “Bullet” Carbajal makes her way out in a full length boxing robe, ready for war.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 135 pounds….. from New Orleans, Louisiana……. she is being accompanied to the ring by her fellow Shieldmaidens… Alex “Bullet” Carbajal!!!

The Shieldmaidens make their way to the ring and Bullet steps in, starting to shadowbox the second she steps in. She raises her hands into the air and then nods, ready to go.

Match Official: Regina Ball

Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
vs
“Woke Warrior” Dana Ellis

As soon as the bell sounds, Bullet runs at Dana Ellis with a knee strike that connects in the most perfect way, sending the Woke Warrior crashing awkwardly on the back of her neck, basically folding in half. The fans let out an “ooooooo”.

Bullet looks down at Ellis, with her eyebrow raised as she realizes she may have just knocked the Woke Warrior completely out.

Bullet looks out at the crowd and shrugs, before dropping down and hooking the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Bullet

Match Length: 00:18
Wavy Crockett
What the hell….?

Ray Hudson
Wow…

“God Is A Bullet” by Concrete Blonde begins playing throughout the arena, as the fans pop, while many look somewhat shocked and confused.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Alex “Bullet” Carbajal!!!

Bullet celebrates in the ring with her fellow Shieldmaidens.

Wavy Crockett
What the hell…?

Ray Hudson
Dont fuck with the Bullet.

Wavy Crockett
What the hell…?

Ray Hudson
Just like that, Alex Carbajal shut Dana Ellis up.

Wavy Crockett
What the hell…?

Ray Hudson
The fans are loving it. But you can definitely tell some are shocked. Dana Ellis stood toe to toe with the Reaper about a month ago. Tonight, Bullet wasted no time. Bullet reminded everyone why she is one of the faces on Mount Mile High. AND she shut Dana Ellis up.

Wavy Crockett
What… the….. hell…?



“Centuries” by Fall Out Boy plays as “Pretty” Ricky Stanton walks down to the ring.

Wavy Crockett
Well here comes this goon.

Ray Hudson
He is still running the corporate show!

Wavy Crockett
I hope Rob books him against me after he signs this contract.

Ray Hudson
Well before 2019 ended, Ricky was handed humble pie by his cohort, the Chief Operations Officer of SE; Richard Osiris. He notified Ricky about a vote and during the 27th Episode of Throwdown it went down like this:

———–FLASHBACK
“Tha God” Richard Osiris
…..They will…. ON DECEMBER 31st, New Years Eve, the MHW Universe and the world will vote if you either serve THREE MONTHS AS A MHW WRESTLER OR RETURN STRICTLY TO YOUR DUTIES AS A NETWORK CEO…NO MORE INTERFERENCE.

“Pretty” Ricky Stanton
NO! If I win I also get absolute control of the board at SE and you don’t govern me EVER. I AM SE. My parents built that company!!

“Tha God” Richard Osiris
Ok… fair enough.. but you don’t have that many friends Pretty Boy…. DECEMBER 31st, Stanton, a vote WILL BE HAD….
———–END

Wavy Crockett
Obviously the fans voted to see this clown have to wrestle every week.

“Pretty” Ricky Stanton
I’m here…to first of all, welcome you all to another year of Mile High Wrestling!!!!

Crowd boos.

“Pretty” Ricky Stanton
And as your Network Administrator, I can assure you that MHW will keep doing thier very best for you so that IT MAKES ME MONEY…CAUSE IT’S ABOUT MMMEEEEEEE!!!!

Fans boo louder.

“Pretty” Ricky Stanton
IN FACT…If I’m right, a certain someone is supposed to be coming down that ramp right NOW…..RICHARD…WE’RE WAITING….

“Crawling” by Linkin Park hits the speakers as Richard Osiris comes out with an envelope in hand, walking down the ramp.

Ray Hudson
He’s the Chief Operations Officer, a man trying to bring some sanity to Ricky Stanton. He is “Tha God” Richard Osiris.

Richard steps into the ring with a mic in hand and looks at Ricky.

“Tha God” Richard Osiris
Well now, Happy New Year to the fans, and to all the talent backstage here at MHW. We invited you all New Years Eve to vote on whether or not you’d have Ricky Stanton as your latest signee to MHW…..

Richard looks around the arena.

“Tha God” Richard Osiris
…and you voted AGAINST this measure. The vote was 42.9 percent for it, 57.1% against. Ricky remains SE Network Excecutive and also now has complete voting overide authority in Stanton Enterprises. No longer will a balance of a 4-man vote be need among the board. He now has absolute power.

The crowd boos loudly and Ricky gets in Richard’s face.

“Pretty” Ricky Stanton
Well…OLD FRIEND. It looks like I had some friends out there after all. AND AS FOR YOU PEOPLE!

Ricky turns and looks around the arena.

“Pretty” Ricky Stanton
YOU SHOT YOUR SHOT AND YOU MISSED! I’m going to rain HELL on this fed for what it has done to my bottom dollar! BRUDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ricky kicks Richard and gives him the Pretty Boy Drop Reverse DDT!!!

Wavy Crockett
What the hell is wrong with the fans? Y’all could’ve shut this muhfucka up, but you gave him more power!!!

Ray Hudson
Wow he just did that! And he’s walking out the ring!!!!

Wavy Crockett
I just hope he goes home and stays behind his damn desk.

Ray Hudson
Wishful thinking, Wavy. Wishful thinking…


The lights cut off and “Living Dead Girl” by Rob Zombie starts, and on 5-second intervals strobe lights flash. Within the flashes you see HeKate and Nika Kosov make their way down to the ring.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is a Tag Team Match for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at a combined weight of 357 pounds….. from Kazan, Russia……. Nika Kosov and HeKate… they are Team Kosov!!!

Once inside the ring a large explosion of red sparks fill the space above the ring and Team Kosov prepare themselves for battle.

Ray Hudson
Well this is the debut match for both these ladies. They look very interesting.

Wavy Crockett
New tag teams for the Shieldmaidens to put their titles up against.

Ray Hudson
True. And while these two are indeed a tag team, Nika Kosov also plans a singles career here in MHW. So it’ll be interesting to see where she goes solo, here in Mile High Wrestling.

“Evil” by Dove Cameron begins playing throughout the arena as Emily Falls walks out from behind the curtains and stands at the top of the runway to a chorus of boos. The boos get even louder as “War Queen” Leah emerges from out behind the curtains behind her wearing her MHW Hardcore Championship. Standing side by side with Emily Falls the two exchange looks before giving each other a fist bump. The two Coven members make their way towards the ring.

Meozha Zhanae
And their opponents… weighing in at a combined weight of 252 pounds….. representing the Coven……. “The War Queen” Leah and “Evil” Emily Falls… they are EVIL!!!

Both Coven members pace around the ring, awaiting the start of the match.

Wavy Crockett
I ain’t gon front, Ray; I got a crush on Leah.

Ray Hudson
Well that’s random.

Wavy Crockett
She just got that gangsta look to her. I dig it.

Ray Hudson
Well this tag team is 1-0. Will they see 2-0 after this match is said and done?

Match Official: John Paul Vigil

Tag Team Match
EVIL
vs
Team Kosov

Falls and Nika start the match. Both superstars lock up in the middle. Nika yanks her down into an armbar. Falls front rolls out of it.

Both superstars get to their feet and go at each other. Falls gives Nika a side headlock take-down. Falls quickly gets her into a sleeper hold.

Nika starts sending her elbow back until Falls releases the hold. Falls holds her jaw and quickly tags in Leah.

The War Queen comes in hot with a big boot to Nika. She runs the ropes and hits a picture perfect springboard moonsault. She gets to her feet and runs at HeKate, knocking her off the ring apron with a front dropkick.

Leah looks down at HeKate with a smirk. She turns around into a vicious spear from Nika. HeKate gets back on the ring apron full of rage. Nika tags her in.

The fans cheer ready to see this beast of a woman manhandle Leah. Leah gets to her feet and HeKate gives her a scoop powerslam. The fans are cheering her on.

Emily Falls comes out of nowhere jumping into HeKate, but HeKate catches her and throws her out of the ring like a rag doll. HeKate turns around and Leah is back on her feet with a roundhouse kick.

The kick just makes HeKate stumble backwards into her corner where Nika tags herself in. Nika starts sending leg kicks at Leah immediately after getting into the ring. But then Leah starts sending Muay Thai Knee Strikes to Nika!!

Nika falls backwards into the corner. Leah takes a few steps backwards and then runs at Nika with a Cannonball Into The Corner!!

But Nika rolled out of the way before she got hit. Leah stumbled to her feet holding her lower back and Nika sends boxer punches at her. Then she takes Leah down with a spinning kick.

Both teams showed to be worthy tag teams, although Leah seemed to moreso carry her team, but carried her team well against the opposition.

The tag team match lasted quite a while until Leah gave The Endgame to HeKate, while Emily Falls laid down on the outside of the ring, hurting from quite the beatdown!!!

Leah smashed her elbow into Nika’s mouth knocking her off the ring apron before pinning HeKate.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
EVIL

Match Length: 16:09
“Evil” by Dove Cameron begins playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winners of this match… EVIL!!!

Leah celebrates in the ring, as Falls slowly climbs into the ring breathing heavily.

Ray Hudson
And that’s the second win for these two as a tag team. That was a hell of a match!

Wavy Crockett
The Coven run this shit!

Ray Hudson
I’m hearing we have a special guest arriving to the arena…

The cameras are in the parking lot where some headlights come towards.

Wavy Crockett
Who the hell is this?

The headlights are on the front of a beautiful white stretch Hummer.

Ray Hudson
I’m not sure. But I guess they’re important…



Tempa T’s “Next Hype” starts to play, the beat builds for ten seconds and then Skrabal Stanzas can be heard saying “Are you dizzy blud?”. The beat explodes and Tempa T immediately comes in with his lyrics.

“What kind of things that you have
When I find out don’t expect me to stop
I’ll come for the P’s that you stack
And come for all the food that you plot
Better hand over the bag
Your boys don’t wanna see you shot
If I kick down the door to your flat
Dun Know I’ll clear out your house on the spot”

Skrabal Stanzas comes walking out from the back and poses with his arms stretched out, holding the MHW Ultimate Championship and MHW Phoenix Championship in each hand.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is the main event of the night, and is for the MHW Phoenix Championship….. and is for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 235 pounds….. from London, England……. he is both the MHW Ultimate Champion, and the MHW Phoenix Champion… he is Skrabz!!!

“CLEAR! All the things in your house
CLEAR! All the things in your fridge
SMASH! All your plates from your rack
CLEAR! All of your kids’ toys
CLEAR! All of your CD rack
Won’t get none of your CD’s back”

Ray Hudson
It is time for our main event. The Phoenix Title is back and Bandit is looking to take it away from Man Like Skrabz.

Wavy Crockett
Ain’t nobody taking shit.

Skrabz walks to the ring, his slow but deliberate swagger in direct contrast with the hype beat and aggressive lyrics.

“I have to punch up guys
Guys try it with me, I don’t know why
Bax! Pax man straight in his eyes
They floored me, I was looking at the sky
Par! Now I have to go blind
That boy there I swear he gonna die
You’re not bad you’re a mug don’t think you’re a guy
When I slap man you won’t be alright”

Skrabz walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. He stands in the corner of the ring and leans back against the turnbuckle with his arms folded across his chest as the music fades out.

Ray Hudson
That promo that Jansen Myrrh cut earlier was emotional. Did we really witness a shift in alignments tonight?

Wavy Crockett
Well the fans were definately booing Skrabz before we went on our holiday break. They are tired of seeing him as champion.

Ray Hudson
Are you?

Wavy Crockett
I’m more tired of seeing people acting like a bunch of babies about not being able to defeat Skrabz. The fact that we have so many sore losers shows you exactly why they didn’t win the belt in the first place. Real champions keep swinging.

Ray Hudson
Well…

With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. The Real McKenzies’ “Pour Decisions” starts with its pounding drumming. As the song swings into the main riff, Jackie “Bandit” Layton comes almost skipping out wearing her MHW Tag Team Championship, Alex “Bullet” Carbajal, Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton, “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire, Becca “Bruiser” Maguire, Katrina “Knox” Knox and Aoife “Banshee” Maguire all following out behind her. They escort her to the ring, Bandit bouncing and skipping along as if she has not a care in the world.

Meozha Zhanae
And his opponent… weighing in at 120 pounds….. from New Orleans, Louisiana……. she is one half of the MHW Tag Team Champions… Jackie “Bandit” Layton!!!

Bandit slips into the ring and pops up onto the second turnbuckles, raising her hands in the air, welcoming the reaction from the crowd.

Wavy Crockett
Why all the beautiful snow bunnies gotta like women too?

Ray Hudson
Oh God…

Match Official: Jack Glascock

MHW Phoenix Championship
Skrabz©
vs
Jackie “Bandit” Layton

The bell sounds and the fans are chanting “Drop The Belt!” Bandit seems to be tuning the crowd out, focused on Skrabz; who is slightly laughing, looking at Bandit, pointing out to the crowd telling her what they want is not about to happen.

Bandit seems unamused by Skrabz’ confidence, and Skrabz nods with a smirk before stepping up to Ms. Layton. The two lock up and Skrabz quickly gets her into a side headlock.

Bandit pushes herself out and Skrabz turns around into an Irish whip into the corner. Bandit quickly goes for her Bust Card, but Skrabz moves out of the way!!!

However, instead of crashing into the corner, Bandit catches herself in the corner. She takes a step forward and Skrabz knocks her into the corner with a dropkick.

Bandit slowly stumbles forward and is taken down with a snap suplex. Skrabz hooks the leg.

One

TwoKickout!

Skrabz smirks as the fans in Chicago boo. Skrabz just shakes his head and gets Bandit back to her feet. She quickly starts sending chops to Skrabz until he steps toward her with a hard clothesline.

Skrabz takes a few steps backwards to a corner and looks to be setting up for the DPK. But Bandit notices and rolls to the opposite corner, getting into sitting position as she looks at Skrabz.

Bandit pulls herself to her feet and the two meet in the middle. Bandit dropkicks Skrabz, causing him to take a step back. As Bandit gets back to her feet, Skrabz runs at her with another clothesline, but this time she ducks under.

Skrabz turns around into a bunch more chops from the Shieldmaiden. Skrabz throws a hard right that Bandit ducks under, as the fans are getting behind the Tag Champ.

Skrabz turns around and into a springboard moonsault from Bandit. From the result position, Bandit hooks the legs tight.

One

TwoKickout!

The fans are loud for Bandit. Bandit runs to the corner and goes to the top rope. Skrabz gets to his feet and Bandit flies at him, but gets caught. Skrabz sets her down and then quickly drops her with a snap ddt.

Bandit slowly gets back to her feet and Skrabz drops her with a running shoulder block. She gets back to her feet and Skrabz comes up behind her with a running bulldog.

Bandit stumbles back to her feet and Skrabz runs at her with a clothesline that she ducks. Skrabz turns around and Bandit runs at him only to be taken down with a drop toe hold.

Bandit slowly gets back to her feet and Skrabz gives her an eye rake across the top rope, before taking her back down with a back body drop.

Skrabz would have control of most of this match, but Bandit would keep fighting back. Multiple spots almost made it seem like Bandit was going to walk away with the Phoenix Title. But Skrabz kept fighting back, showing why they call him the GOAT.

However, Bandit would finally connect with her Bust Card!! And then she would hold Skrabz into the corner, using all her strength to set him up for her Ace In The Hole.

Once in place, Bandit made her way to the top rope as the fans started chanting “Take The Belt!” And Bandit gave Skrabz the Ace In The Hole!!

Bandit knew that may not be enough and made her way right back to the top rope, as the whole arena got to their feet. The fans started stomping the floor, anticipating the crowning of a new champion.

Bandit jumped down onto Skrabz with the Snowbird Splash!!!

But Skrabz rolled out of the way…

But Bandit landed on her feet!!!!!

Skrabz ran at Bandit and got kicked in the gut. Bandit quickly hit him with her One-Armed Bandit!!!

Bandit hooked the leg.

One

Two

ThreeKickout!!!

The fans booed loudly, as Skrabz rolled over breathing heavily. Bandit slammed her fist on the mat in pure frustration, looking at Skrabz wondering what she had to do to beat this guy.

Bandit looked up at the top rope, and the fans started cheering again. Then a “Bandit!” chant broke out.

Bandit made her way to the corner and began to climb to the top rope again. Skrabz got to his feet and ran to the corner to knock Bandit off the top rope, but she jumped over him landing on her feet behind him and doing a front roll.

Bandit got back to her feet and turned around to Skrabz running at her. Bandit quickly dropkicked Skrabz as he made it to her.

Skrabz stumbled backwards and Bandit stepped towards him, catching a Mic Check out of nowhere!!!!!

Skrabz hooked the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Skrabz

Match Length: 17:32
Tempa T’s “Next Hype” begins to play throughout the arena, as the fans boo.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW Phoenix Champion… Skrabz!!!

Skrabz celebrates with both his Championships, inside the ring.

Ray Hudson
Skrabz does it again. And now people are going to be mad he8s holding two belts hostage.

Wavy Crockett
They gotta stop complaining and do something about it. Straight up.

Ray Hudson
Well, Bandit came real close to taking that belt. Let’s be real.

Wavy Crockett
Close, but no cigar…

All of a sudden, the music fades away and all you can hear is the cheers from the fans. The camera reveals Gabriel Ohio, Alastair Frost, “The War Queen” Leah, and Emily Falls standing on each side of the ring, staring inside at Skrabz.

Ray Hudson
Uh oh! What’s this?!

Wavy Crockett
They bout to finally get they revenge from a month ago.

Ray Hudson
Jansen Myrrh said she didn’t need the Coven to defeat Skrabz, but I guess that doesn’t mean they can’t retaliate on their own for Skrabz taking them all down at Episode 27.

Wavy Crockett
Well technically Skrabz was retaliating against their attack at Black Magic.

Leah nods her head and each of them step up onto the ring apron as Skrabz smirks and nods his head, laying his belts down, ready for a fight.

Ray Hudson
And Skrabz isn’t backing down. He’s telling all four of them to bring it on.

All of a sudden, murmers from the crowd can be heard as a young lady slides right past Leah into the ring and stands side by side with the MHW Double Champion.

Wavy Crockett
Who the hell is this?

Ray Hudson
Oh my God!! That’s the Elysium World Champion! There were rumors that Robert Mack was going to sign the Owner of Elysium, but that deal fell through. But he did even better and signed their top champion! That’s Stacy Deville!!

Wavy Crockett
She a fine lit thang…

Skrabz looks at Stacy Deville with confusion, as she nods at him before looking at the four Coven members surrounding the ring.

Ray Hudson
And she’s standing side by side with the top Champion of MHW. This is huge!

Wavy Crockett
He hitting that?!

Ray Hudson
Is that all you think about, Wavy?

Leah drops down from the ring apron and signals for the rest to join her. The fans start booing. Frost and Falls drop down next, but Ohio stays for a moment staring a hole through the two in the ring.

Wavy Crockett
It looks like Leah wants no parts of this now.

Ray Hudson
Stacy Deville also owns Rose City Wrestling. Leah knows a little something about Stacy Deville.

Leah yells for Ohio to “come on”, and he finally drops down from the apron, laughing again.

Wavy Crockett
So is Stacy Deville with us now? Has she signed to MHW?

Ray Hudson
I’m guessing so. Ironically too, on the first episode of Kan Tai Panda, on Splat Media, her cartoon character went up against some of the Coven members in cartoon form. This is like that cartoon coming to life.

Stacy shakes her head at the Coven members as they back up the ramp, talking shit. Skrabz just stands behind Stacy with his eyebrow raised, before biting his bottom lip liking what he sees.

Wavy Crockett
I hope Skrabz ain’t hitting that. She needs a man like me.

Ray Hudson
I thought you wanted Teresa Duke.

Wavy Crockett
Life be a struggle sometimes…

Ray Hudson
I can’t believe Stacy Deville is really here…

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