MHW Throwdown #30: The Final Episode


EPISODE THIRTY


Sunday, February 16, 2020
Magness Arena
Denver, Colorado
Streaming LIVE on Splat! Sports



A security guard stands in front of an entrance into the Magness Arena, around the backside of the building. Ginger Knox heads towards the door and is stopped by the big man.

Security Guard
Who are you?

Ginger Knox looks very offended.

Ginger Knox
I’m fucking Ginger Knox! MHW superstar.

Security Guard
Never heard of you. You are not allowed in through this door. Go buy a ticket like the rest of the fans.

Ginger Knox
Fan? I’ve been with MHW since day one.

Security Guard
You are not one of the names on the list. Go buy a ticket if you want to get into the arena tonight.

Ginger Knox
I’m sure the show is sold out…

Security Guard
It is. So bye.

Ginger Knox
Ugh!!! Fuck you!

Ginger Knox storms away, frustrated.



The official opening video of MHW ThrowDown begins the show. “A Warrior’s Call” by Volbeat starts playing for the first 26 seconds of the track and then you hear, “Let’s gets ready to rummmbbbllleeee!!”, while seeing different cuts of MHW superstars staring into the camera from different angles as the screen flickers to the beat.

Feel the power of a warrior!

Clips of the Reaper and then Azurine Vebbins are shown.

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

Clips of the Shieldmaidens in action are shown.

Let’s get ready to rumble!

Clips of the Coven members in action are shown.

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

Clips of Skrabz are shown, ending with a clip of him holding up both the MHW Ultimate and MHW Phoenix Championships is shown to fade the video out, and the cameras are in the arena where fireworks are exploding. “A Warrior’s Call” by Volbeat keeps playing through the sound system, as the camera pans around the arena showing all the excited MHW fans.

Ray Hudson
Welcome to the final MHW ThrowDown!

Wavy Crockett
The feeling is indescribable!

Signs in the crowd are shown, such as: “Drop The Belts”, “Thot Chocolate”, “It’s Been A Ride”, “What Did Robert Mack Do?”, and “Welcome Home”.

Ray Hudson
What a line-up we have for you. I’m Ray Hudson, and I’m here with Wavy Crockett and Jen Vallejos.

The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the Tron as guitar stabs ring out. Concrete Blonde’s “God Is A Bullet” starts up in earnest and six women in matching kuttes, Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton, Jackie “Bandit” Layton, “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire, Wendy “Zombie” Stevens, Katrina “Knox” Knox and Aoife “Banshee” Maguire, walk out seemingly leading the way for their seventh sister. Alex “Bullet” Carbajal makes her way out in a full length boxing robe, ready for war.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall, and is for the MHW Phoenix Championship!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 135 pounds….. from New Orleans, Louisiana……. she is the challenger… being accompanied to the ring by her fellow Shieldmaidens… Alex “Bullet” Carbajal!!!

The Shieldmaidens make their way to the ring and Bullet steps in, starting to shadowbox the second she steps in. She raises her hands into the air and then nods, ready to go.

Jen Vallejos
Well this is it! The very final Phoenix Championship Match! And how fitting that the first champion gets the final shot.

Wavy Crockett
Bullet was indeed the first Phoenix Champ. And she held that belt until Tyke Index took it from her right before he fumbled it to Skrabz.

Ray Hudson
Three of the greatest names in MHW have held that belt. Just simply makes plain the prestige of that belt.

Tempa T’s “Next Hype” starts to play, the beat builds for ten seconds and then Skrabal Stanzas can be heard saying “Are you dizzy blud?”. The beat explodes and Tempa T immediately comes in with his lyrics.

“What kind of things that you have
When I find out don’t expect me to stop
I’ll come for the P’s that you stack
And come for all the food that you plot
Better hand over the bag
Your boys don’t wanna see you shot
If I kick down the door to your flat
Dun Know I’ll clear out your house on the spot”

Skrabal Stanzas comes walking out from the back and poses with his arms stretched out, holding each Championship in each hand.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 235 pounds….. from London, England……. he is the MHW Phoenix Champion… Skrabal Stanzas!!!

“CLEAR! All the things in your house
CLEAR! All the things in your fridge
SMASH! All your plates from your rack
CLEAR! All of your kids’ toys
CLEAR! All of your CD rack
Won’t get none of your CD’s back”

Skrabz walks to the ring, his slow but deliberate swagger in direct contrast with the hype beat and aggressive lyrics.

“I have to punch up guys
Guys try it with me, I don’t know why
Bax! Pax man straight in his eyes
They floored me, I was looking at the sky
Par! Now I have to go blind
That boy there I swear he gonna die
You’re not bad you’re a mug don’t think you’re a guy
When I slap man you won’t be alright”

Skrabz walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. He stands in the corner of the ring and leans back against the turnbuckle with his arms folded across his chest as the music fades out.

Wavy Crockett
Skrabz has a lot of haters out there. The fans in Denver seem to be split. There’s literally fans here tonight who act like they forgot who put MHW on the map.

Ray Hudson
Oh so you dont think Candi Bratton put MHW on the map?

Wavy Crockett
They both did. But Candi Bratton hasn’t been around. This man has been out here every show ready to fight whoever. And he’s defeated the majority of them. And even the two times he was defeated, he came back and defeated them the second round. This cat is the truth.

Jen Vallejos
And still as good looking as he was the first night I laid my eyes upon him.

Ray Hudson
Eh. Can Skrabz walk out with both his belts tonight?

Match Official: Regina Ball

MHW Phoenix Championship
Skrabz©
vs
Alex “Bullet” Carbajal

The fans are back and forth with “Skrabal!” and “Bullet!” chants. And then it fades into “Drop The Belt!” chants. Skrabz and Bullet stand before each other similar to “The Rock vs Hogan” from WrestleMania X8, looking from side to side, slowly.

They both smirk and look at each other. Skrabz says something and then they start circling each other ready to grapple. The fans get excited.

The two hook up and Bullet quickly goes to lock Skrabz into an arm bar. Skrabz gets out before any damage can be done and takes Bullet down with a back body drop.

Some boos leak out from the crowd, and Skrabz just smirks at the fans in the arena as Bullet gets back to her feet.

Both superstars get in grappling position and approach each other again. This time Bullet unloads with a variation of punches and kicks, until Skrabz stops her with a thumb to the eye. More boos come out.

Bullet, with one eye closed, goes at Skrabz with a running knee strike, and the fans pop. Bullet checks her eye and then shakes it off.

Skrabz is back to his feet and Bullet goes at him with a running forearm smash, knocking him right back down. She quickly mounts him this time and starts unloading with elbow strikes.

Skrabz throws bullet off of him. They both get to their feet and Bullet catches Skrabz with the Cabacera!!

The fans pop huge and Bullet wastes no time pinning Skrabz, as he looks out of it.

One

Two

Kickout!!!

The crowd is 50/50 at this point and Bullet quickly locks Skrabz into a d’arce choke. The ref is checking on the champ. Skrabz looks to be fading away, but gets a foot on the rope.

As soon as Bullet releases the hold, Skrabz rolls out of the ring as the fans boo. A “Drop The Belt!” chant breaks out again. Skrabz shakes his head and throws up a middle finger, and even more boos come out of the Magness Arena.

Skrabz goes to slide back into the ring, but Bullet comes speeding at him with a baseball slide. But Skrabz catches her feet and Bullet starts fighting to get out of his grip.

Bullet ends up pulling Skrabz right into a triangle choke over the ring apron. The fans are buzzing as Skrabz tries to fight out. The ref is yelling at her to bring him into the ring.

Skrabz starts unloading with punches to the side of Bullet until she releases him. Skrabz slides into the ring and Bullet immediately stomps down onto his head and hooks him into a LaBell lock. The ref is checking on Skrabz again.

Skrabz gets an arm over the bottom rope and the ref yells for Bullet to release the hold. She does, and quickly gets to her feet.

Bullet slowly gets Skrabz to his feet and then Irish whips him to the ropes. Skrabz rebounds with a running shoulder block. And another! And then as soon as Bullet gets to her feet again, he clotheslines her back down.

Bullet stumbles to her feet, and Skrabz takes her down with a drop toe hold. Skrabz rests for a moment while Bullet slowly gets to her feet. Then he takes her right back down with a running bulldog.

Skrabz mounts Bullet and starts laying into her with vicious forearm blows to the face. Then he grabs her by the head and sends a sick headbutt into her skull.

The fans are still booing and Skrabz raises both fists in the air, taking it all in. The boos just get louder.

Bullet slowly pulls herself up on the ropes. Skrabz comes up behind her and gives her an eye rake across top rope.

Holding on to Bullet, Skrabz Irish whips Bullet to the ropes. She bounces back into a Lou Thesz Press, followed by that infamous Ground And Pound.

Skrabz backs up into a corner and looks like he’s about to finish the Shieldmaiden President off. The fans are booing very loudly. Skrabz just runs his thumb across his throat adding fuel to the fire.

Skrabz runs at Bullet with the DPK, but she quickly gets to her feet and catches him with a hook slam right into the anaconda vice!!! The ref checks on Skrabz, but he quickly fights out of it.

Both superstars are to their feet and Bullet quickly starts Sweating Bullets!!

Then she quickly switches over to Dios Es Una Bala!!!

But instead of being smashed in the face with Bullet’s elbow, Skrabz ripcords back into Bullet by catching her in position for a Snare Clap!!!

But Bullet starts sending elbows into the side of Skrabz’ head before he can drop her.

The two go back and forth for a while longer and then out of nowhere Skrabz catches Bullet with that Mic Check!!!

Skrabz hooks the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Skrabz

Match Length: 14:22
“Next Hype” by Tempa T begins to play throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW Phoenix Champion… Skrabz!!!

Skrabz celebrates in the ring with both belts.

Ray Hudson
One title defense down, one to go.

Jen Vallejos
The man can’t be stopped.

Wavy Crockett
There’s some unhappy fans in the crowd.

Ray Hudson
I’m sure there’s some unhappy fans everywhere. But it doesn’t matter. Real recognize real. This man is that good.

Jen Vallejos
Skrabz is STILL Phoenix Champion. Can he get past Reaper later tonight?

Cameras find Robert Mack backstage, pacing impatiently with a cell phone put to his ear. Clearly, the final broadcast is not going to his liking already, his tone indicated that and more as he all but shouts at the person on the other end of the line.

Robert Mack
Yes, I’m fully fucking aware what that means for the main event. Did you hear what that psycho said, though? I don’t want him getting into this arena! Do you fucking hear me?! Is English not your first language or something?!

Robert does his best give off the impression that things are fine, that it is merely final-show jitters that have hold of him when anyone else passes by, but once he’s on his own… yeah. That isn’t holding water.

Robert Mack
Look, don’t question me, all right? I’ll come up with something! Just make it happen!

Finally ending the call, the frustrated owner shoves it in his pocket and storms off…



The same security guard from earlier is shown again, as he looks around before turning around and opening the door to the inside of the arena. He goes inside and the door slowly closes behind him. Ginger Knox comes out of nowhere and puts her foot in the door, just in time, stopping the door from closing all the way.

Ray Hudson
Oh boy! Looks like she’s about to sneak into the show.

Wavy Crockett
I never understood this type of stuff. There’s a camera man filming this live. They know she’s coming in. That’s not “sneaking in”. Security is seeing the footage. Throw her ass back out! It’s that simple!

Ginger Knox looks around before pulling the door open to enter the arena.

As “Kings and Queens” by 30 Seconds to Mars blasts over the speakers, Agent Gostaple steps from behind the curtain first and points to the entrance way, as the chorus of the song hits, Ace steps out with a huge smirk upon his face and poses making a star sign with his hands. Agent Gostaple then points the way to the ring flamboyantly as Ace swaggers his way down the ramp with a huge smirk on his face.

Meozha Zhanae
The following Fatal Four Way Match is for one fall, and is for the MHW Hardcore Championship!!! Introducing first… one of the challengers….. weighing in at 215 pounds……. from Los Angeles… he is being accompanied to the ring by Agent Gostaple… “Main Star” Ace Starr!!!

Agent Gostaple enters the ring first and starts to clap for Ace as he rolls under the ring to huge jeers from the crowd. Ace jumps onto the middle rope as the arena lights swirl around him, meanwhile Gostaple takes a mic and stands centre ring.

Agent Gostaple
There were no stars in this city…

Agent Gostaple then hands the microphone to Ace Starr who is still on the middle turnbuckle rope. Ace tilts his head up looking solemnly around the arena who are now jeering profusely…

“Main Star” Ace Starr
Until I arrived…

Ace drops the mic and stretches his arms out either side, which only winds the crowd up more as the music fades out.

Ray Hudson
Well we are being joined by “The Real Deal” Dillon Daniels for this very interesting Hardcore Championship Match. What’s up, Dillon?

Dillon Daniels
Hey guys! I’m real excited to be doing this with y’all.

Ray Hudson
You were originally planned to be working on AMMO as a new commentator before the news was revealed that MHW would be closing it’s doors.

Dillon Daniels
That is correct. And I was very much looking forward to it.

The lights in the arena go out and the sound effect of thunder echoes throughout the arena as the entrance way and ring are illuminated in a neon blue light. The lights then flash wildly like lightning. “Redneck Stomp” by Obituary then hits. Ripley walks out onto the stage wearing a black hoodie with the hood up, black wrestling tights, and black boots. He stands at the top of the entrance way and looks around the arena as the crowd erupts in cheers. He then starts walking towards the ring. As he makes his way down the aisle to the ring he looks at the fans.

Meozha Zhanae
And another challenger… weighing in at 240 pounds….. from Brooksville, Florida……. Ripley!!!

Once Ripley reaches the ring he stops and looks at it then quickly walks up the steel steps and enters the ring. In the ring Ripley paces around then climbs up in one of the corners of the ring to look out at all of the fans, he points to a few fans as the crowd continues to cheer. He then hops down unzipping his hoodie and tosses it to ringside and walks to the center of the ring as his music fades out and the lights return to normal.

Wavy Crockett
Out of all the wrestlers currently signed to MHW, Ripley has been around the second longest. And what a time he has had here. Amazing matches with the likes of Solomon Cain, Forge, and Chris Mosh.

Ray Hudson
Former Tag Team Champion, and the inaugural AMMO Champion. He has been a huge part of MHW.

Dillon Daniels
I got all the respect in the world for Mr. Ripley. I was in that very first AMMO Title Match.

Whispers fill the arena before the guitar rifts of “Bodies” by Drowning Pool blasts through the arena when Alastair comes out slowly and methodically as he puts on a pair of sunglassess. He snickers at the jeers that are given to him.

Meozha Zhanae
And the final challenger… weighing in at 195 pounds….. from Washington, D.C…….. Alastair Frost!!!

Alastair slips under the bottom rope and remains in the middle of the ring while waiting for his fellow Coven member, as he gives the fans booing the middle finger.

Ray Hudson
Alastair Frost being in this match means there’s a 50% match that the Hardcore Title will stat in the Coven’s possession.

Wavy Crockett
I got all the respect in the world for Ripley, but obviously it will stay in the Coven’s possession, yes.

Ray Hudson
That’s up for debate.

“Green Light Go” by Becky G fires over the PA System as “The War Queen” Leah makes her way out through the entrance taking in the crowd’s boos, wearing her MHW Hardcore Championship. Stoically standing at the top of the stage, Leah raises her War Queen W high in the air drawing in more heat.

Meozha Zhanae
And now… the MHW Hardcore Champion….. weighing in at 132 pounds……. from Chicago, Illinois… “The War Queen” Leah!!!

Leah slowly walks down the aisle as fans let her know how disappointed they are in her. Without acknowledging the crowd, Leah rolls in under the bottom rope and walks over to her corner. Leah props herself up the turnbuckle, sitting down on the top. The War Queen lets the War Queen W fly once more as the music cuts out.

Match Official: John Paul Vigil

MHW Hardcore Championship
Fatal Four Way Match

“The War Queen” Leah©
vs
Alastair Frost
vs
Ripley
vs
“Main Star” Ace Starr

As soon as the bell sounds, Ace Starr drops and rolls out of the ring. Ripley starts yelling at Ace about being a coward. While hes worried about him, Frost goes at Ripley with a running knee strike to the back of the head, sending him flying out of the ring

Frost turns to Starr who is back in the ring and running at him. Frost quickly drops him with a roundhouse kick. Leah is on the outside now and has a steel chair, slowly approaching Ripley.

Frost gives Starr a Michinoku driver inside the ring. Ripley is getting to his feet and before Leah can hit him with the chair, he throws an uppercut at her. But Leah avoids it, drops the chair, and rolls into the ring.

Ripley starts yelling at Leah to come back and fight. Frost comes rolling out of the ring and him and Ripley immediately start throwing hands.

Frost grabs Ripley by the head and slings him into the barricade. Just as Ripley is trying to get to his feet, Leah comes flying out of the ring with a suicide dive. Ace Starr is halfway up the ramp, staying out of harm’s way.

Leah and Frost are double team stomping away on Ripley on the outside. Then Leah starts digging under the ring, while Frost continues stomping away on Ripley.

Leah pulls out a table. She begins setting it up on the outside. As she turns around, Starr comes flying from the ring with a top rope ploncha. But Frost pushes her out of the way and takes it, putting both him and Starr through the table that was just set up.

Ripley meets up with Leah and throws a European uppercut. And another! And another! Then an elbow smash. And another!

Then Leah hits Ripley with a roundhouse kick. Ripley stumbles around and Leah takes him all the way down with a jumping big boot.

Moments later, the instrumental to “Hail To The King” by Avenged Sevenfold starts playing throughout the arena. The crowd pops as “The Master” Issac Combes comes walking down the ramp.

Combes climbs into the ring and grabs Ripley, before giving him the Weight of the Crown!!!

The fans start booing as Combes exits the ring and starts heading back up the ramp. “The War Queen” Leah looks on confused.

Boos engulf the arena and Leah keeps looking back and forth between Ripley and Issac Combes. Ace Starr comes up behind Leah and hits her with an atomic drop straight into a back body drop.

Alastair Frost comes out of nowhere and clotheslines Starr out of the ring so hard that he goes flying out with him.

Leah is wobbling back to her feet and Ripley is slowly getting to all fours. Leah hits him with The Endgame!!!

Leah hooks the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
“The War Queen” Leah

Match Length: 09:11
Dillon Daniels
The Master and I main evented the very first episode of Mile High Wrestling.

Wavy Crockett
And he beat your ass huh?

“Green Light Go” by Becky G plays throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW Hardcore Champion… “The War Queen” Leah!!!

“The War Queen” Leah celebrates with her MHW Hardcore Championship.

Ray Hudson
Well another successful title defense. Will we crown any new champions tonight?

Dillon Daniels
At least one belt has to switch hands. But for the most part, these champions are just proving why they are the champions. It’s as simple as that.

Ray Hudson
Well, Leah still has one more match tonight. Can she become Leah Two Belts?



Robert Mack his office and he looks inside shocked. The camera slowly turns to show what hes looking at, and we find the room full of dolls created in the likeness of every single member of the Mile High roster including Robert Mack, Katrina Mack, the commentators and interviewers, with a note on his desk that reads “ḊṏḶṏṙḕṠ ṮḧḀṆḲṠ ẏṏṳ ḟṏṙ ẏṏṳṙ ḧṏṠṖḭṮḀḶḭṮẏ, ṖḶḕḀṠḕ ḀḉḉḕṖṮ ṮḧḕṠḕ ḠḭḟṮṠ ḀṠ Ḁ ṮṏḲḕṆ ṏḟ ḊṏḶṏṙḕṠ’ ḠṙḀṮḭṮṳḊḕ.”

Robert Mack
Dolores…… you are one creepy woman….

The lights dim as the opening to “Indestructible” by Disturbed begins to play through the PA system. A thin layer of fog begins to cover the entrance stage and ramp when a dark blue spotlight shines down on Becca “Bruiser” Maguire, who is kneeling down and looking to the floor. As the song kicks into full swing, Bruiser slowly rises to her feet, and then she makes an “M” shape with her hands to signify the Shieldmaidens.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is an Open Challenge Match for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 150 pounds….. from New Orleans, Louisiana……. Becca “Bruiser” Maguire!!!

Bruiser begins to slowly and methodically make her way down the ramp, focusing on nothing but the ring in front of her. Once she reaches the bottom of the ramp, she slides into the ring and while staying on her hands and knees, she scoots over to the center before making the “M” shape with her hands again and then slowly stands to her feet while pulling back her hood and removing the face mask. She then unfastens her championship from around her waist and repeatedly slaps it before she places it over her shoulder as “Indestructible” fades out.

Ray Hudson
Bruiser issued the Open Challenge. She wanted to wrestle on MHW’s final show, and she was ready for whatever.

Wavy Crockett
And ol’ Daphne accepted the challenge early on, via Twitter.

Ray Hudson
She lost a few matches in her short run in MHW, and then dipped out like she wasn’t ready for this business. Is she ready now?

Wavy Crockett
We gon see!

Ray Hudson
Wavy and I are being joined by former MHW superstar Abi Rose.

Wavy Crockett
Waddup Abi!

Abi Rose
Hey guys! Excited to be here!

The arena goes totally dark when suddenly “Who took the bomp?” is yelled out, and “Deceptacon” by Le Tigre starts up. Bright green and white lights start to flash on and off around the entrance. Daphne comes running out from the back, wearing her horned helmet and leather jacket. She gets to the end of the stage, throws her arms back and howls like a wolf at the top of her lungs. She then laughs before running down the ramp, high-fiving the fans on her way.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent, accepting the challenge… weighing in at 123 pounds….. from Phoenix, Arizona……. Daphne James!!!

Daphne slides under the ropes and slides into the ring, leaping up to her feet. She runs across the ring, bouncing off the ropes before sliding acorss the ring on her knees. She throws her helmet outside the ring before she spins her green hair in a circle with a grin. Daphne crawls over to her corner as she waits for the match to begin. Her opponent, a local woman dressed like a stereotypical cajun is already in the ring, ready to go.

Match Official: Mark Buhler

Open Challenge Match
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire
vs
Daphne James

Bruiser and Daphne shake hands in the center of the ring, before locking up.

Bruiser quickly brings Daphne down and hooks her into Freyr’s Sacrifice!!!

The ref is checking on Daphne, and it doesn’t take long before she taps out!!!

WINNER:
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire

Match Length: 00:18
“Indestructible” by Disturbed begins playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Becca “Bruiser” Maguire!!!

Bruiser celebrates in the ring, kind of surprised how quickly Daphne James gave up.

Abi Rose
Well, Daphne James tapped out pretty fast there.

Ray Hudson
Shows how determined Bruiser is.

Wavy Crockett
Well even Bruiser looks a little surprised with how fast she tapped out.

In the ring, Bruiser calls for a microphone and is handed one as she points to James.

Becca “Bruiser” Maguire
Ya’ll know I’ve always been the type o’ person to say whatever is on my fuckin’ mind… and I’ll be honest… I wish I was out here with the AMMO Television Championship over my shoulder and I was closin’ out the final ever episode o’ Throwdown as champion…

Bruiser paces the ring a little.

Becca “Bruiser” Maguire
But hey… Teresa Duke is a Hell o’ a competitor and I just wanna say congratulations on ya victory, lass… and best o’ luck later on tonight against Azzy.

The fans applaud.

Becca “Bruiser” Maguire
Thin’ is… I never ever expected I’d have the chance to step into a wrestlin’ rin’ as a competitor… let alone become a fuckin’ champion. This place, Mile High Wrestlin’ was the first place that really gave me the chance to show the world what The Bruiser is capable o’… and I wanted to take the time to thank a few people before I say farewell to ya all.

Bruiser now focuses her attention to the stage.

Becca “Bruiser” Maguire
First… to Rob and Trina Mack… thank ya’ll for givin’ me the opportunity to wrestle here. I’ll never forget my time here, where I won my first ever championship. People always say… ya never forget ya first.

Bruiser strokes her free hand through her hair, pacing some more.

Becca “Bruiser” Maguire
To my Shieldmaiden sisters… for always believin’ in and supportin’ me… even when I didn’t. Ya’ll helped me realise my dream and I shall be forever grateful for that…

Bruiser raises her fist up into the air.

Becca “Bruiser” Maguire
…ride together until the very fuckin’ end!

Bruiser drops her fist and then smirks.

Becca “Bruiser” Maguire
Ya’ll probably ain’t gonna like this next one… but I wanna say thanks to the Coven…

The fans boo.

Becca “Bruiser” Maguire
Naw… this is the final episode o’ Throwdown and no hard feelin’s. I wanna thank ya’ll for givin’ us a Hell o’ a fuckin’ fight! Ya’ll had the balls to step up to us and kick our asses… and regardless o’ how ya did it… I have to respect that. Ya’ll gave us a wake up call that nobody else was able to fuckin’ do!

Bruiser pauses as she tries her best to keep her emotions in check.

Becca “Bruiser” Maguire
To Sorsh… my Psycho Sorsha. For bein’ the best wife anyone could ask for… for bein’ a wonderful mother to our son. For never givin’ up on me… I fuckin’ love ya’ll to the day I die!

Bruiser takes a deep breath before continuing.

Becca “Bruiser” Maguire
To each and every one o’ the guys and gals in the back, from the ones I’ve had the honor and privilege o’ steppin’ into the rin’ with such as Ripley, Leah, Reaper just to name a few… ya’ll gave me fights that I had a lot o’ fun with. And to the ones I never had the chance to step into the rin’ with such as Tyke, Azzy, Skrabz… again… just to name a few… ya’ll are amazin’ competitors and I am truly blessed to have been a part o’ such an amazin’ roster.

Bruiser now turns her attention to the fans.

Becca “Bruiser” Maguire
And o’ course, last but certainly not least… a big thanks to every single one o’ ya’ll here… and to all the other fans who have shown up to Mile High shows to support me… to the fans watchin’ at home and cheered for me. Ya’ll are the best and I fuckin’ love and appreciate every single one o’ ya!

The fans cheer and start a “Thank you, Bruiser” chant which receives a smile and a nod from the Shieldmaiden.

Becca “Bruiser” Maguire
Anyway… I think I’ve run my mouth lon’ enough so I’ll take my leave and let ya’ll enjoy the rest o’ the show. So one last time, thank ya’ll for everythin’ and God speed.

Bruiser then places the microphone down in the centre of the ring and she takes a bow as “Indestructible” by Disturbed plays for the final time and she leaves the ring and heads up the ramp to the back.



When I look out my window,
many sights to see.
And when I look in my window,
So many different people to be.
That it’s strange.
So strange.

The fans erupt in cheers as the Coven logo appears on the screen and a chant of “Jansen! Jansen!” begins throughout the arena.

You got to pick up every stitch.
Must be the season of the witch

Jansen’s name comes across the screen as her music continues to play. Jansen steps out from behind the curtain and behind is her a young Hispanic girl who looks to be about 18 years old. She’s dressed in a pink wrestling outfit, including a pink mask and wears the orange Jansen “Season of the Witch” t-shirt. Jansen is also wearing the orange shirt, but has a leather jacket and jeans. She still has a bandage on her forehead from her match with Skrabz where she received stitches.

When I look over my shoulder,
What do you think I see?
Summer kept lookin’ over his shoulder at me.
And he’s strange,
Sure is strange.
You got to pick up every stitch, yeah.
Beatnicks are out to make it rich.
Must be the season of the witch

Jansen pauses at the top of the ramp and raises her hand high as she slowly makes her way down to ringside with the young girl in tow. She walks a lap around ringside before pausing at the commentary booth to shoot Wavy the bird before snatching a microphone and rolling into the ring. The other girl walks up the stairs and enters the ring.

Jen Vallejos
Jansen Myrrh gave Skrabz the challenge he needed, two weeks ago. She is not the MHW Ultimate Champion, but she has definately earned the respect of the world.

Ray Hudson
Definately a hard fought match. Now to see what she has to say about it.

Jansen hits each of the four sides before her music fades out and she stands there taking in the cheers of the fans before she finally speaks.

Jansen Myrrh
Well, if that PPV wasn’t the best of MHW, then I don’t know what is?

The fans continue chanting “Jansen! Jansen!”

Jansen Myrrh
I hate to say it but I didn’t get the job done. I promised you change and I failed to make that change happen, so I guess you’re going to have to pin your hopes and dreams on a monster called Reaper. But that doesn’t mean I’m done in this business. After these doors close tonight, I’ll find another home. Another place to hang my hat. And I will become a World Champion, I promise you that. As much as I hate to say it again, Skrabz is the real deal and anyone who says otherwise can go fuck themselves.

More “Jansen!” chants.

Jansen Myrrh
Before we get going any further, I’d like to introduce you to my first apostle. This is Hope Avila and she will come with me on my adventure and learn from the tree of Jansen. She has been a Jansen supporter from day one and I can think of no other person to be by my side than she.

The fans chants, “Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope!” and Hope takes a bow, though she’s turned a bright red color from all the attention.

Jansen Myrrh
And before anyone asks why I’m not on the final MHW card in a match…

“Even with these chains you can’t stop me!”

Wavy Crockett
Hold the damn phone!!!

The hard rock screaming of In This Moment’s “Big Bad Wolf” blares over the loud system and into the arena as the graphic for “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton comes on the screen and the fans come unglued and a “Candi! Candi!” chant breaks out as the music blares through the arena.

#Once upon a time there was a nasty little piggy filled with pride and greed
#Once upon a time there was an evil little piggy, typical disease
#You see this little pig is slowly becoming by worst enemy
#You see this evil pig, she’s a blood, blood, blood sucking part of me

Candi Bratton comes into the aisle, from the back, and pauses for a moment, as the fans continue to chant her name. She looks from one side of the Magness Arena to the other and then raises a double birdy to the delight of the crowd. She’s wearing jeans and sneakers as well as one of her classic t-shirts from the early days of MHW that encourages everyone to “Make Bratton Great Again”.

Jen Vallejos
Look at Candi rocking that old school t-shirt.

Wavy Crockett
Bratton is the greatest to ever do it.

Candi begins her walk towards the ring, stopping briefly to stop and tip over someone’s beer into their lap. The dude seems angry at first but Candi just grins and he can’t help but laugh and then bumps fists with Candi Bratton.

Ray Hudson
Candi causing problems all the way to the ring.

Wavy Crockett
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig I’ve been everywhere that you’ve been
#Now I’ve got nothing to lose and everything to win
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig, I’m already under your skin
#’Cause I’m the big bad wolf now let the games begin

Candi rolls into the ring and gets to her feet and raises her arms high. She glances over at Jansen before she walks to the corner as someone hands her a microphone and she gives it a few taps before she screams.

“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton
Been two fucking years and these son of a bitches haven’t learned not to give me a goddamned live microphone?

Crowd continues to chant, “Candi! Candi!”

“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton
So, it’s the final episode of Throwdown and the final show for MHW. I mean, after I retired it was really only a matter of time, right? I’m just fucking kidding, Mack. Don’t let your panties ride up in between your ass cheeks. Seriously I wanted to come down here and say one more time how much I appreciate all you mother fuckers for giving this old lady one last ride back in 2018. I may have only been around for a few months, but god damn it, it was a hell of a few months. Your first mother fucking Mile High Wrestling Champion. I guess they had to change it to the Ultimate Champion when Scrubs won it because everyone knows he’s the ultimate douch bag. Am I right?”

Crowd chants, “You are right! You are right!” Jansen leans into the corner as she waits for Candi to get finished.

“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton
Now we are in the ring with the Lord and Savior of MHW — nice job saving this place, kid — but in the end, the doors are closing and it’s the last stop. But I watched that show last night and I’m not gonna lie, I thought Myrrh was gonna take it all the way. She was just a little bit short in the end, but that was a hell of a fight. No doubt that you will one day wear that gold.

The fans start chanting “Jansen! Jansen!” again.

“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton
But you and I have some unfinished business to attend to, don’t we?

Crowd oooos as Jansen lifts an eyebrow.

“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton
About 18 months ago, you broke my fucking leg and I’ve helped you out here and there since then because you’re family, but even family fights now and again and I still owe you one.

Jansen steps out of her corner to go face to face with Candi Bratton.

“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton
So, how about you and I finish this tonight once and…

I’ve got a plan. I know the game. I cross the line and things will never be the same
It’s gotta be right, it’s gotta be clean. I gotta cover all the spaces in between
Because I want to be someone (someone you want to be like)
One of a kind (just do it if it feels right)
F***ing contagious (living in the limelight)
Out of my mind’..

As the chorus of “Straightjacket Supermodel” by Eve To Adam begins to play across the arena as the lights turn down and a light show of skulls begin to dance across the ring and into the crowd. Both Jansen and Candi turn to look at the stage.

“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton
Are you fucking kidding me? They just let anyone come on this damn show?

Then a spotlight shines on the stage and there stands as “U.M.F.” Lara Bratton basks in the glow for a moment and she’s in her former Prankster gear as she leans forward on a cane. She leans back and spins the cane around as she begins to make her way down towards the ring as the spotlight follows.

Cuz I am the all original, so hated that it’s criminal
My fame is on the throttle, straitjacket supermodel
Sideways on the level, tap dancing with the devil
I’m bringing down the gospel, straitjacket supermodel

Lara takes the steps up into the ring and as her music fades, she and her mother hug it out as the fans cheer loudly.

“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton
Well, look what the cat drug in..

“The Prankster” Lara Bratton
It’s good to be back in MHW! I wanted to come out because I knew my mom was going to be here to make things all sappy and shit and then do something fucking stupid.

“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton
Fuck off…

“The Prankster” Lara Bratton
Well, was I wrong?

Crowd chants, “You’re not wrong! You’re not wrong!”

“The Prankster” Lara Bratton
I may have myself a new gig over at New Frontier but I wasn’t going to miss the final episode in the history of MHW. Even though I go by a new name over there, the only Lara Bratton that ever belonged in MHW was “The Prankster” so I decided to bring her back for one night only.

Crowd pops. Lara motions between Jansen and Candi.

“The Prankster” Lara Bratton
And now this… here… ain’t gonna happen. At least not without a special guest referee. Ain’t no one better at reffing a fight between family than family. So, how about we make this all official…

“I Ain’t Playin” by Mystikal comes onto the arena speakers. All three members of Streetz come out wearing all black, with bandanas on their faces.

“The Prankster” Lara Bratton
If it isn’t the F-squad. F is for fucking stupid.

Dirt
Shut yo mouth, bitch. I’m tired of these old bitches comin out here and taking up our time. We weren’t even invited to be on the last MHW show, but we decided to take it upon ourselves to make an appearance. Fuck, Robert Mack. What’s he gonna do, fire us?

The other two members of Streetz crack up at the comment. Roach takes the mic from Dirt.

Roach
What we fixing to do right now is come down there and whoop both ya asses for taking up all this valuable television time. And then Streetz is gon celebrate here in the Magness Arena. What we got here is an ex-champion cripple, a wanna be champ who couldn’t get the job done at the last PPV and some three dollar whore who lives off her family name. You don’t even go here, so not even sure why you decided to come back. Cause all you’ve come back to is an ass whipping.

B-Lo snatches the mic from Roach.

B-Lo
We don’t care if that old lady is retired. If she was in a wheel chair and feeding through a tube. We’d still come down there and whip her old, tired ass.

“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton
I didn’t even realize you guys still worked here. But, fuck that, did any of you pussies ever really even work here? I wouldn’t call anything you ever did in MHW “working”. You guys ever even win a goddamned match?

Lara busts out laughing. Jansen grins.

Roach
Oh, now you want to disrespect us too? We from the streets, lady!

“The Prankster” Lara Bratton
You ain’t from the streets. You boys are from Savannah. Ain’t no streets in Savannah. Probably went to fucking prep school.

Jansen Myrrh
The last time I saw you three, you were dressed up as the statue of Liberty and spinning signs encouraging folks to get their taxes done.

Dirt
Oh, you didn’t just.. You did not just…

B-Lo
Enough of this shit. C’mon, boys.

Streetz marches down the aisle and surrounds the ring as Candi, Jansen and Lara beg for Streetz to make their move.

Wavy Crockett
This us not going to turn out good for Streetz.

Jen Vallejos
Yeah they should’ve stayed in the back.

Streetz roll into the ring and begin to approach the trio and at the same time Candi and Lara reach out and poke Dirt and B-Lo right in the eyes and then both deliver a kick right to the crotch each, as they clamp their knees together and fall over to the side.

Wavy Crockett
We told ya.

Jansen has Roach as she delivers a series of punches to the face, staggering him back and then drives a boot to the midsection before lifting him up and dropping him down with a Myrrh-driver and then she locks in the Franklin Spike, while Hope is on the outside, jumping up and down and clapping for her hero!

Ray Hudson
These ladies are really putting a beating on Streetz!

Candi grabs B-lo and locks him into the Confessional while Lara sits down on Dirt’s back and puts him into a camel clutch, but instead of pulling on his chin, she reaches her fingers into his mouth, fish hooking him and pulling back on his lips.

Jen Vallejos
What an awesome moment tonight, for this final episode.

The crowd is going nuts as all three members of Streetz begin to tap furiously as they are locked in their submissions and the females refuse to release the holds as officials begin to run down to the ring and finally, Candi, Jansen and Lara release the holds as “Big Bad Wolf” begins to play once again and the crowd chant a combination of, “Jansen! Jansen! Jansen!”, “Candi! Candi! Candi!” and “Lara! Lara! Lara!”.

Wavy Crockett
The ladies standing tall here.

Lara, Jansen and Candi take a bow and then hug each other once more time before they move to exit the ring and head back up the ramp.

Ray Hudson
This night is already awesome…

Once to the stage they turn and wave one last time to those in the Magness Arena before they disappear backstage.


“Crown” by Kelly Rowland gears up and Teresa Duke emerges from behind the curtain after she poses in the entranceway wearing her MHW AMMO Television Championship. She makes her way down the ramp fluffing her big curly hair.

Augustina Saiz
The following match is for one fall, and is for the MHW AMMO Television Championship!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 165 pounds….. from Atlanta, Georgia……. she is the MHW AMMO Television Champion… Teresa Duke!!!

Teresa slaps hands with the fans before she finally gets inside the ring. Making her way to the closest corner and standing on top. Pointing to the fans with a big smile on her face. She gets down and goes to the middle of the ring fluffing her hair, before she goes to the corner and waits for the official to start the match.

Ray Hudson
We are being joined by former AMMO commentator RJ Smith for this exciting AMMO Championship Match.

RJ Smith
It’s good to be here. A shame that AMMO got cancelled.

Wavy Crockett
Well the biggest shame is that MHW is closing as a whole. This has been the greatest job I’ve ever had.

Ray Hudson
Amen to that.

RJ Smith
Well if you would’ve told me the final AMMO Title Match would be between these two ladies, I wouldn’t have guessed it when AMMO was still going strong. Neither of these ladies were fighting on AMMO.

Wavy Crockett
But you know my baby Teresa came in and started laying these ladies out like it wasn’t nothing to it. I’m happy for her. Hopefully she wanna come to room 7301 tonight at the Holiday Inn. I’ll be waiting butt ass na…

Ray Hudson
Quit it, Wavy. Teresa Duke has been holding that belt for two weeks already. Will that be the length of her reign, or will she go down in history as the final champion?

“Problem” by Postmodern Jukebox begins playing throughout the arena. “The Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins has a solitary spotlight follow her from the entrance ramp to the northern-facing ring apron, as to the delight of the fans, “Desert Rose” Anya follows behind her.

Ray Hudson
Well, check it out! “Desert Rose” Anya accompanying her former tag team partner to the ring. Do you remember The Rose Colored Lasses?

Along the way, Ms. Vebbins pirouettes, skanks, and twirls like a whirling dervish down to the ring. The crowd chants “Where’s Your Leash?” and then “She’s A Filly!”, for old times sake. Unabashed she keeps dancing until getting onto the northern ringside apron and climbing through the middle and bottom ring ropes.

Augustina Saiz
And her opponent… weighing in at 115 pounds….. residing in Malibu, California……. “The Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins!!!

Upon entering the ring, she dutifully awaits referee instruction.

Wavy Crockett
Biggest lie ever told about Azurine Vebbins; she weighs 115 pounds. No disrespect, but with all that ass behind her I don’t see that to be scientifically possible. And believe me, it’s a good thing. I’m not being mean. I’m an ass man.

Ray Hudson
Okay, Billy Gunn. But never talk about a woman’s weight.

Wavy Crockett
Well #PopErAzzy must be trending because you know they in the building to see if Azzy Azz with all that azz is going to walk out with the gold.

RJ Smith
Well Wavy, who do you like better? Teresa has a lot of ass too.

Ray Hudson
Are we literally discussing who has more ass? There’s a match that’s about to happen. Two amazing athletes are about to fight for this championship.

Wavy Crockett
Yeah, RJ. Stop being so perverted. White people always thinking about sex. Nasty ass…

Match Official: Austin Mack

MHW AMMO Television Championship
Teresa Duke©
vs
“The Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins

Azurine and Teresa shake each other’s hands to start the match. The two lock up, and Azurine shifts down and throws Teresa over her shoulders with a fireman’s carry.

Azurine backs up and says something, while Teresa looks impressed and nods her head. She gets to her feet and hypes herself up before the two lock up again.

This time, Teresa goes behind Azzy and takes her down with a a back-body drop. Teresa points at Azurine with a wink, and now Azurine looks impressed.

Azurine reaches out her hand for Teresa to help her up, and Teresa goes to do so, but Azurine pulls her into a small package.

One

Two

Kickout!

Teresa looks shocked, and Azurine points at Teresa with a wink. Both superstars decide to get serious and they lock up for a third time. Azzy goes behind Teresa and takes her down with a sleeper hold with body scissors.

The ref is checking on Teresa. Teresa ends up alligator rolling out of the ring, with Azzy on her back. But Azzy let’s go right before Teresa rolls out.

Azurine baseball slides out of the ring and catches her legs around Teresa’s neck, before taking her down with a tilt-a-whirl headscisoors takedown on the concrete floor.

Azurine gets Teresa to her feet and rolls her back into the ring by the time the ref gets to the count of four. Azzy slides in behind her.

The match continues to be evenly matched for the remainder, and finally comes to an end when Azurine Vebbins hits Teresa Duke with the Sweetheart Sock Hop!!!

Azurine hooks the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Azurine Vebbins

Match Length: 06:19
RJ Smith
And our fourth and final champion… Azurine Vebbins!

“Problem” by Postmodern Jukebox begins playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and NEEEEEWWWWW MHW AMMO Television Champion… Azurine Vebbins!!!

Azurine Vebbins celebrates with her new MHW AMMO Television Championship, with “Desert Rose” Anya there for support.

Ray Hudson
What an evenly matched fight. Unfortunately Teresa Duke has suffered her first loss here in MHW.

Wavy Crockett
But she’s still got a bright future in this wrestling business. And if she wants to hang out after the show, I’m definately down.

RJ Smith
We’re sure you are, Wavy. But only in your dreams.

Ray Hudson
Azurine Vebbins is the final AMMO Champion. Congratulations!



Roach
Mayne, forget that old grandma and her family tree!

All three members of Streetz are shown heading down the Magness Arena hallways to the exit door.

Dirt
After all we’ve done for MHW, and this is how they repay us?

B-Lo pushes the exit door open with force as they all three walk out, the camera man following them out the door.

Roach
But they wanna complain about SE Network not riding with them to the end. We tryna ride wit em til the end, and they allow three silly ass women to embarrass us on live tv.

A lot of crazy noise is heard and bright lights strobing around. The camera reveals a UFO has landed in the middle of the parking lit.

Roach
What the fuck is this?!

The UFO door falls open as smoke rises all around.

Dirt
Man, that’s a damn UFC!

B-Lo
Naw, it’s a UFO, Dirt.

Dirt
I know what the fuck it is.

Out steps Space Lord and “Thundering” Terry Marshall, and as soon as they notice Streetz, they charge the trio and an all out brawl breaks out. The smoke continues to rise to the point we can’t even see what’s going on. We just hear a lot of groans and punching sounds.

Wavy Crockett
SEX is getting their revenge finally!!!

Ray Hudson
Well we can’t see anything. Maybe Streetz has the upper hand. They ARE the ones who took Sports Entertainment Xpress out in the first place.

Finally the smoke begins to clear and we can see all three members of Streetz laid out, while Sports Entertainment Xpress stands tall, dusting their hands off.

Wavy Crockett
Told ya!

Ray Hudson
You were right.

So close (So close)
So close (So close)

So close (So close)

Hear the cameras click and the shots go boom
Money talks, God walks out the room
See now the news, a billion clicks consume
That fake ass bullshit y’all assume
Ass outta you and me, get the fuck away from me
With that factory manufactured sucker energy
Testosteromping that stink from the stage
We bust the sound of outrage against the hate y’all made
Made with hate
Against what hate made

As “Made With Hate” of the Prophets of Rage blare out in the facility, the Coven logo appears on the screen. “The War Queen” Leah and “Evil” Emily Falls slowly make their way out onto the stage as they stand there for a moment and then head down towards the ring.

Meozha Zhanae
The following Tag Team Match is for one fall, and is for the MHW Tag Team Championships!!! Introducing first… they are the challengers….. representing the Coven……. “The War Queen” Leah and “Evil” Emily Falls… they are EVIL!!!

Coven’s EVIL enter the ring as the music continues to play and the fans are booing the tag team.

Ray Hudson
Well this is Leah’s second match tonight, but she plans to walk out with two belts before it’s all over.

Wavy Crockett
The Shieldmaidens aren’t about to let those Tag Titles go.

Ray Hudson
Well nonetheless we are being joined by Katrina Mack for this match.

Katrina Mack
Yes. And I get to be out here front and center to see if my lil girl is going to finally win some gold around here. Even though she’s been on her worse behavior.

Wavy Crockett
I would’ve rathered seen Thot Chocolate.

The lights dim and the crowd starts to murmur in anticipation. Three Days Grace’s “Riot” starts playing and the Shieldmaidens’ logo pops up on the entrance screen.

“If you feel so empty
So used up, so let down
If you feel so angry
So ripped off, so stepped on
You’re not the only one
Refusing to back down
You’re not the only one
So get up”

Shieldmaidens’ President, Alex “Bullet” Carbajal, steps out first, to her immediate right stands her fellow group member, Jackie “Bandit” Layton, to her left, Becca “Bruiser” Maguire with Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton standing behind and towering over the others. Stepping out to take their places on either end of the line are a pair of tattooed Shieldmaidens, Katrina “Hairicin” Knox on the far right, Aoife “Banshee” Maguire on the far left. With all six in place, Bullet nods and they stare the ring down like it owes them all money.

Meozha Zhanae
And their opponents… representing the Shieldmaidens….. they are the MHW Tag Team Champions……. Jackie “Bandit” Layton and Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton!!!

“Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot
Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot”

As the chorus rages over the speakers, Bullet leads her group to the ring. They surround the ring, Bandit and Titaness going around the right while Hairicin and Banshee go to the left. Bruiser follows Bandit and Titaness and then keeps going so as to give the ring at least one ‘Maiden on all four sides.

“If you feel so filthy
So dirty, so fucked up
If you feel so walked on
So painful, so pissed off
You’re not the only one
Refusing to go down
You’re not the only one
So get up”

They nod to each other as they wait for the chorus to kick in again.

“Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot
Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot”

As soon as it starts, Bullet nods and the six women all climb up into the ring and make their way to the middle, taking their places as they face the hard camera in the same order they stood on the stage. The chorus plays again and Bullet raises her fist, the other five doing the same in unison, all seemingly ready to conquer the world before them.

Katrina Mack
I really hope to see some new Tag Champs.

Ray Hudson
The word on the streets is that you are not a Shieldmaiden fan.

Katrina Mack
I’m not a Coven fan. Not after they brainwashed my daughter.

Ray Hudson
So why are you hoping there are new champs?

Katrina Mack
It’s just due time.

Wavy Crockett
Not gonna happen though. Sorry, Trina. But hey…. are you and Rob still a thing?

“Bury Me With My Guns On” by Bobaflex begins to play throughout the arena, and within two seconds the fans pop big.

Ray Hudson
Wait a minute…

Katrina Mack
No way!

Wavy Crockett
Is that?

“The Lost Child” Solomon Cain steps out onto the stage and the fans are cheering loudly, not believing their eyes.

Katrina Mack
Wow!!! Solomon Cain is here!!!

Ray Hudson
Holy shit.

Solomon Cain slowly walks down the ramp, looking around the arena, taking in everything…..one last time.

Wavy Crockett
Is he here to support the Coven?
I’m sure Samantha Hamilton isn’t happy to see him.

Solomon Cain stays on the outside, and talks to Leah and Falls through the ropes, as they stand on the inside of the ring looking like they really didn’t even know Cain would be here. They both bump fists with Cain and get ready for the match, making it obvious that Solomon Cain will be in EVIL’s corner for this match.

Ray Hudson
This is epic.

Wavy Crockett
Looks like he’s gonna be in they corner.

Match Official: Jack Glascock

MHW Tag Team Championship
The Shieldmaidens©
vs
EVIL

The match starts with Leah and Sam, reminiscent of their match at Rise Again. Both superstars get face to face, exchange some words and then start throwing hands as the fans get excited.

Sam grabs Leah by the throat and then takes her down with a strong chokeslam. Leah wobbles back to her feet and Sam Irish whips her to the ropes. As she bounces off, Falls smoothly tags herself in. Sam drops Leah with a spinebuster.

Falls is in the ring and starts attacking Sam from behind. Sam turns around and starts sending knee strikes her way. Leah rolls out of the ring.

Sam sets Falls up for, and delivers, a massive powerbomb. Sam mounts Falls and starts laying into her with vicious elbow strikes. She points out at Solomon Cain and reminds him she’s keeping her eyes on him.

Sam gets Falls to her feet and Irish whips her to her corner. Leah tags herself back in and quickly goes at Sam, but is taken down with a spear.

Sam hooks Leah in the kimura lock, and the ref is checking on The War Queen.

At some point in the match, Solomon Cain distracts Bandit while she’s the legal person for her team. This causes Samantha Hamilton to drop from the apron and go after him. The two exchange blows, as the roof of the Magness Arena blows off.

They fight all the way to the commentary table, where Sam gets Cain onto, and puts him through it with Wrath of the Titans!!!

In the end, inside the ring, Bandit hits Falls with the Snowbird Splash!!!

Bandit hooks the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
The Shieldmaidens

Match Length: 07:53
Katrina Mack
Well…

“Riot” by Three Days Grace begins playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winners of this match, and STILL MHW Tag Team Champions… The Shieldmaidens!!!

The Shieldmaidens celebrate with their Tag Team Titles.

Ray Hudson
The Shieldmaidens will forever be MHW Tag Team Champions.

Wavy Crockett
No surprise there.

Katrina Mack
Well EVIL brought the fight.

Ray Hudson
They did. But the Shieldmaidens reminded the world why they are the the greatest.

The Shieldmaidends have left the ring as Leah and Emily are still inside when the hard rock open to “Evil” by Clutch plays across the arena as the lights dim and a spotlight appears on the stage as the team of the Double Team Ihari return for the final night of MHW.

#You’re a long way from home

#Can’t sleep at night

#Grab your telephone

#Something ain’t right

As the vocalist sings the duo make their way down towards the ring. As the duo walk towards the ring, looking at a confused Leah and Emily Falls in the ring.

#Well, that’s evil

#Evil going on

#And I’m warning you brother

#You better watch your happy home

Huruka and Muriko climb the steps and enter the ring and as they stand face to face with EVIL, Huruka with microphone in hand looks over at EVIL.

Huruka Ihari
Emily Falls. DTI chose you to be a part of Coven because we believe in you. We do not care what others may think of you, Emily Falls. Because in the heart of DTI, we believe that one day you will be a champion.

Huruka hands the microphone over to Muriko.

Muriko Ihari
Leah, thank you for coming to Coven. And Emily Falls, thank you for being part of DTI. You want to come to Japan. You talk to DTI and we bring you to Japan. You understand?

Emily Falls nods her head as the four embrace, EVIL’s music once again hits as the four inside the ring hug it out.

Katrina Mack
A night of many special moments…

Cameras start to take in shots of the entrances and exits to the arena, showing several security guards stationed at each one. The guys look both beefy and ill-tempered, clearly just what Robert Mack needs to keep his show secure. Toward one of the doors, however, a black unmarked van pulls up and immediately the guards step forward, most of them pulling clubs out of their belts.

Security Guard #1
Hold it! You can’t park that junker here! Who do you think you are?!

Security Guard #2
Gonna need to see some ID, pal!

But no one gets out of the driver’s seat. Instead, the rear doors of the van open up and, as two of the guards go to inspect it, a loud and very angry snarl is heard and two massive pitbulls jump from the back of the van, pinning down the guards, sending them down hard enough that their clubs go clattering out of reach! The other two go after the dogs, but from there three masked figures leap from the van and quickly take them out. The driver, exiting the vehicle, walks to the doors and yanks them open, and the other figures, before following the driver, put masks on the faces of the security guards… masks not unlike that of Reaper. The dogs are hustled back into the van and another of the figures drives them off!



With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Dublin Death Patrol’s “Pigs In The Hollow” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall, and is for the MHW ThrowDown Television Championship!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 105 pounds….. from Asheville, North Carolina……. she is the challenger… “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire!!!

Psycho walks to the ring alone tonight, ready to represent her Shieldmaiden sisters. She slides into the ring looking like she can’t wait to get down to business.

Ray Hudson
A lot of history involved in this match. As much as Ohio might want us to move on, we can never forget the #MileHighKick. But ultimately, it’s such a big moment in his career because it’s something most people wouldn’t bounce back from. He did. And he bounced back crazy hard.

Wavy Crockett
And that’s the truth. He went on to win The Rise of the Phoenix Tournament, join the Coven, AND become the MHW ThrowDown Champion. And what a reign he has had.

Ray Hudson
But Psycho has the advantage if she digs into the past. Just thinking back on the times he was stalking her child, whether it was really her child in those videos or not. Its sick. And that anger could definitely give her an advantage.

Wavy Crockett
Yeah we saw what happens when she gets angry. Just looking back on what happened on that episode of Mile High AMMO a while back. She showed everyone why her nickname is Psycho.

“Pieces of Eden” by Satan’s Arrival plays and the lights slowly start to flicker. The tron lights up with a dark figure walking up some stairs. It opens a door and the tron blacks out and the music stops.
A voice is heard.

“I am free again!!”

A slowed down, more hard rock version of the theme tune plays.
The top of the ramp is filled with smoke and a red spotlight appears shortly after. A bandaged face is a familiar sight, cocked to the side.
The light goes out, and then a few seconds later it appears again a bit down the ramp. The face of Trauma stares, but he doesn’t move.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 280 pounds….. from Parts Unknown……. he is the MHW ThrowDown Television Champion… “Trauma” Gabriel Ohio!!!

The light goes out. Shortly after the light comes back on and the face of Trauma is pressed against the camera lens. He laughs a maniacal laugh before progressing into the ring at a slow manic pace, wearing his MHW ThrowDown Television Championship. He stands centre of the ring as it starts to rain blood on the ramp way and stage.

Match Official: Regina Ball

MHW ThrowDown Television Championship
“Trauma” Gabriel Ohio©
vs
“Psycho” Saoirse Maguire

As soon as the bell rings both superstars start throwing hands, with Psycho slipping some leg kicks in too. Ohio pushes Psycho back and as Psycho comes right back in, he drops her with a flapjack.

It doesn’t take long for Psycho to be back on her feet, but Ohio takes her right back down with a codebreaker. Ohio hooks the leg.

One

TKickout!!!

Ohio starts laughing and then he starts to pull Psycho up by her hair. Psycho is back to life with a European uppercut. Then a chop. And another! She throws a knee strike.

Ohio grabs Psycho and lifts her up into a gorilla press position, before dropping her with a spinebuster. Ohio hooks the leg.

One

TwoKickout!!!

Ohio is laughing again. He waits a few moments and then begins to pull Psycho up by the hair again. This time she hits him with her Pop Up European Uppercut!!

And then Psycho makes Gabriel Ohio Kiss This!!!

But Ohio is laughing about it, which makes for a very awkward reaction from everyone. Psycho looks at Ohio with the craziest look, and then Ohio sprays her with Bloody Mary!!

Psycho has backed up and she is wiping at her eyes. Once she can see just a little, she runs at Ohio only to be hit with Día de Muertos!!

Ohio hooks the leg.

One

Two

Kickout!!!

The match went on for a while, both superstars beating the shit out of each other. In the end, Gabriel Ohio locked Psycho in his Soul Reaper!!!

Psycho did not want to give up, and she fought the pain for a while. But enough was enough, and she eventually tapped out!!!

WINNER:
Gabriel Ohio

Match Length: 11:57
“Pieces of Eden” by Satan’s Arrival begins playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW ThrowDown Television Champion… Gabriel Ohio!!!

Gabriel Ohio celebrates in the ring with his ThrowDown Championship.

Ray Hudson
What a fucking match!

Wavy Crockett
There’s been some battles over that belt right there. And this one was no different.

Ray Hudson
Ohio has come a long way from that debut match here.

Wavy Crockett
For sure. Psycho fought her heart out, but in the end Ohio was the better of the two.



The camera focuses on the outside of that famous exit door tonight to the Magness Arena. It flies open, and not far behind is Ginger Knox, stumbling to all fours. The security guard steps into the doorway, looking mad.

Security Guard
And stay out!!

The security guard closes the door behind him after he goes back inaide, leaving Ginger Knox out in the cold.

The camera goes to the side of Ginger Knox as she backs away from the arena, frustrated.

Ginger Knox
Forget MHW. You ungrateful sons a bitches.

The camera wraps around to the front of Ginger Knox as she backs away from the arena, right up the ramp to SEX’s UFO. She backs right into the inside, and right before it closes her inside, she looks around realizing she just backed up inside of it. But it’s too late. She’s trapped inside and the UFO flies away.

Ray Hudson
Well damn…

Wavy Crockett
Ahahahahahahaha! Isn’t she out of this world? Now? Literally? Ahahahahahhahaha!

A low idling of a motorcycle engine can be heard as the opening piano of “Zombie” by Bad Wolves can be heard. Wendy “Zombie” Stevens is kneeling in silhouetted shadow, a hood over her head, Lexa Pellegrini standing behind her as smoke wisps along the entrance ramp.

Another head hangs lowly, child is slowly taken
And the violence causes silence, who are we mistaken?
But you see, it’s not me, it’s not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs, and their bombs, and their drones
In your head, in your head, they are crying

WHAT’S IN YOUR HEAD?!?!?!?!?!

At the instant the word ‘Head’ is sung, pyro goes off, Stevens kips up and pulls off the hood, a sadistic smile on her face that the camera picks up.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 157 pounds….. from Manhattan, New York……. she is being accompanied to the ring by Lexi Pellegrini… Wendy “Zombie” Stevens!!!

Zombie stops midway down the ramp, and looks around at the crowd before running down the ramp into the ring, and diving through the second and bottom ropes, rolling through the dive as she enters the ring, and landing on the opposite second and bottom ropes.

Ray Hudson
Well, Jen Vallejos is back with us for the remainder of the night, and what a great match to rejoin us for.

Jen Vallejos
Why because Tyke Index is in it? You know, I watched his little promo where he claimed Robert Mack made him attack me, like this stuff is all scripted. You can’t fake that, Tyke.

Wavy Crockett
You know my dude is still heavy on that coke.

Jen Vallejos
Yeah, no shit…

Zombie gets on the turnbuckles of each of the four corners, doing a finger formation of the letter M for her Shieldmaidens, as Lexa steps in the ring. Stevens jumps off the fourth corner, and takes her hood off and hands it to her, giving Lexa a small peck as she holds the ropes open for her to step out. Stevens then stands in the center of the ring, glaring up the ramp for Tyke Index.

Ray Hudson
Well Tyke Index was Zombies very first opponent here in MHW, and she wanted to end her time here with that same match.

Wavy Crockett
Wait is this Buried Alive?

Ray Hudson
Well, no. Just the same opponent.

Wavy Crockett
Boy, I know who she faced. Don’t talk to me like I’m dumb.

The opening saxophone of “Jubel” by Klingande begins to play over the PA and as it speeds up, eventually it hits a crescendo into a drop.

“Save me”

Tyke Index appears from behind the curtain with a hood over his head just as the chorus rolls.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 200 pounds….. fighting out of Brooklyn……. Tyke Index!!!

There is rapturous jeers from the crowd as Tyke poses at the bottom of the ring steps before entering the ring.

“5..4..3..2..1..”

The lights go off and when they come back on Tyke is sitting in his corner.

Match Official: Michael Mack

Tyke Index
vs
Wendy “Zombie” Stevens

Tyke Index and Zombie take a moment to take in the crowd reactions, before getting down to business. But once they are both ready, they lock up.

Tyke quickly goes behind and goes for a rolling German, but Zombie keeps her ground. She throws an elbow back but Tyke avoids it. She then throws her other elbow back and he avoids that, then pushes her forward.

Zombie turns around into a lariat from Tyke. He then quickly goes for a Boston crab, but Zombie quickly starts kicking him off.

Zombie gets to her feet and Tyke takes her right back down with an inziguiri. Tyke mounts Zombie and starts throwing forearm smashes.

Zombie throws Tyke off and quickly hooks him into an armbar. Tyke quickly fights out and both superstars get to their feet.

Zombie goes at Tyke, and he stuns her with an uppercut. She rebounds off the ropes and Tyke goes for a belly to belly suplex but Zombie knees him in the gut, and then drops him with a spike ddt.

Zombie catches her breath, and then goes for a running curbstomp, but Tyke rolls out of the way. He then quickly gets Zombie into a wakigatame.

Zombie shifts out of the hold and gets Tyke into a rollup pin attempt.

One

Two

Kickout!!!

Both superstars get to their feet and Zombie hits Tyke with a knife-edge chop. And another! And then a short-arm clothesline takes him down.

Tyke gets back to his feet and Zombie takes him down with a spinebuster.

The two continue to put on an awesome match. And in the end, Tyke Index takes Zombie to Coke Mountain!!!

Tyke hooks the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Tyke Index

Match Length: 15:11
“Jubel” by Klingande begins to play throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Tyke Index!!!

Tyke Index celebrates his victory in the ring.

Ray Hudson
What an amazing match!

Jen Vallejos
I was rooting for Zombie. But there’s no doubt that Tyke earned that victory.

Ray Hudson
It really could’ve went either way.

Wavy Crockett
Now Tyke needs to take a break and get his life together.

Ray Hudson
Wavy…

Tyke helps Zombie to her feet, and the two hug it out as the fans give a standing ovation.

Jen Vallejos
What a special moment.

Ray Hudson
Seriously been a night full of them and we’re still not done…


Elsewhere in the building, Robert Mack is dealing with a few of his road agents when he gets word that there’s trouble. Picking up the radio on his desk, he clicks in the frequency and starts trying to get word from his security team.

Robert Mack
Hello? You assholes better not be sleeping on the job!

When the only response is static, he checks the camera feeds on his laptop perched upon the desk and sees that at every set of doors, the guards are downed or otherwise removed, and all of them are wearing Reaper masks. The MHW owner seems to pale considerably and shuts off the feed. One of the agents looks on, concerned.

Agent
Sir?

Robert Mack
Those morons let him get in! Reaper and whoever these followers of his are… they got in!

Agent
What should we do?!

A knock comes to the door and Robert, standing behind his desk, gestures for the agent to go answer it. When he does, Aloysius Marcus Vance IV is standing there and smirking up a storm. He walks in, brushing past the agent, and strolls right up to Robert’s desk.

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
He warned you, Robert. I warned you. But you just… kept right on going. Now there’s no stopping it. This place is going down on Reaper’s terms, whether you like it or not. There is no honorable suicide, no glorious finish or ride off into the sunset. It’s time to lie in the bed that you’ve made.

On his feet in a hurry, Mack glares at the fourth-generation lawyer, slamming his fists down on his desk.

Robert Mack
You think I’m scared of him? OR you? What I did was done for Mile High Wrestling and I’d do it again given the chance! Your monster? He’s a punk and when Skrabz beats his ass tonight and walks off with the title, you’re gonna learn that not even a monster can get one over on me!

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Except he has. And Skrabz? He might win the match, Robert, but he’s not going to win the war. Neither are you. You’re going to answer for this even if it means putting you in a shallow grave for some stray dog to dig up and piss on.

AMV looks considerably intense right now, more so than he ever has. But Robert does not quail in the face of this and stays locked on to AMV.

Robert Mack
Big words from a loser, Vance!

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Loss is a state of mind, Robert. You’re about to find that out. Reaper is legion. You tried to break the monster, but instead you only made him stronger. You were warned. Don’t say I didn’t offer you that much.

Turning on his heel, Vance leaves the room… and an irate Mack flips over his own desk, the agents sent scurrying for their lives as Mack proceeds to let his rage loose!

”Evil” by Dove Cameron begins playing throughout the arena. “Evil” Emily Falls walks down the ramp, looking around at the crowd.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 120 pounds….. from Denver, Colorado……. “Evil” Emily Falls!!!

Falls steps into the ring and frowns at the crowd. She walks around the ring for a little bit, waiting for her next opponent.

Ray Hudson
Well this will be Emily Falls’ second match tonight.

Wavy Crockett
Let me find out she work harder than her daddy.

Jen Vallejos
No one works harder than Robert Mack.

Wavy Crockett
You ain’t gotta kiss his ass no more. This is the last episode.

“Bloody Nose” by Hollywood Undead hits as Chris Mosh stands with his back towards the ring in a black hoody with the hood on. Chris turns his head towards the ring as he smirks, then turns around. He walks towards the ring as he just ignores the crowd.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 210 pounds….. residing in Las Vegas, Nevada……. Chris Mosh!!!

Mosh walks up the stairs, he jumps over the top rope as he turns in the middle of the ring. He stand with his back to the hard cam as he turns his head to the cam and smirks.

Ray Hudson
Mr. Day One looking to win his final match with MHW. He’s had a lot of exciting moments. From his stabs at Mr. Mack, to his friendship with Mrs. Mack, to his Tag Team Title reign, to his rivalry with Ripley.

Jen Vallejos
Let’s not forget the time he beat up Wavy over here.

Wavy Crockett
Get out with all that. That lil boy ain’t beat up nobody.

Ray Hudson
He beat you, Wavy. Get over it.

Wavy Crockett
I just did what Robert Mack asked of me and laid down for the young man.

Jen Vallejos
Oh okay, Tyke Index….

Match Official: John Paul Vigil

“Mr. MHW” Chris Mosh
vs
“Evil” Emily Falls

Mosh quickly ran at Falls with a drop kick. He then mounted the Coven member and began throwing forearm shots her way, until she threw him off.

Both superstars were to their feet and Mosh got Falls right back down with a headlock takedown. He held onto her with a grounded side headlock. The ref was checking on Emily Falls.

Emily very slowly got to her feet while Mosh held onto her. She then quickly moved out of the headlock, behind him, and dropped him with a German suplex.

Falls rested a second, giving Mosh time to get back to his feet. Falls got Mosh into an abdominal stretch. The ref was checking on the former Party Boy.

Mosh finds his way out and then drops Falls with a spinning neckbreaker.

At one point in the match, Mosh rolls out of the ring and starts pacing in front of the commentary table. He walks around it and super kicks Wavy Crockett right out of his seat!!

Mosh gets back in the ring, and he and Falls continue fighting until Falls hits him with the Emily Fall!!!

Falls hooks the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Emily Falls

Match Length: 05:34
”Evil” by Dove Cameron begins playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… “Evil” Emily Falls!!!

Emily Falls celebrates in the ring.

Jen Vallejos
Well Emily Falls wins her final match in MHW.

Ray Hudson
A lot of people don’t know she won her first too. She’s lost a majority of her matches, but she can say she won her first and last.

All of a sudden, “Love Story” by Taylor Swift begins playing throughout the arena.

Jen Vallejos
Wait a minute… what’s this?

“California Princess” Ariana Bentley makes her way down to the ring.

Ray Hudson
That’s Emily Falls old tag partner. Another return for the final show!

Ariana Bentley grabs a mic, as her music fades.

“California Princess” Ariana Bentley
I’m out here for one reason and one reason only…

Emily raises her eyebrow.

“California Princess” Ariana Bentley
You’ve been doing this Evil thing for a while now, but I just hope you’ve never forgot where you came from. We were The Barf Sisters!

Emily rolls her eyes.

“California Princess” Ariana Bentley
And everyone in this arena, everyone at home… they want to see you do it one… more… time.

Emily looks disgusted.

“California Princess” Ariana Bentley
The whole world wants to see The Barf Queen barf!!!

Emily shakes her head, but then every fan in the Magness Arena starts chanting “Yes!”, very loudly.

Jen Vallejos
This is very disturbing…

Emily looks around the arena, looking very light headed.

“California Princess” Ariana Bentley
Yes! Yes! Yes!

Emily Falls is looking real woozy.

“California Princess” Ariana Bentley
Yes! Yes! Yes!

And then Emily Falls barfs all over the ring, and the fans pop.

Ray Hudson
I am disgusted…

Jen Vallejos
You and me both…



Chris Mosh is seen backstage sitting on a crate, sweating from his recent match. Mixed reactions can be heard from the crowd until Ripley steps into the scene, holding two glasses in one hand, and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The crowd is now heard cheering in the background.

Wavy Crockett
Ripley fittin to bash that bottle upside this lil dude’s head.

Jen Vallejos
I don’t think that’s what’s about to happen.

Mosh looks up and raises an eyebrow at Ripley. Ripley nods and sets the two glasses down next to Mosh, on the crate. Ripley begins pouring the whiskey into each glass.

Ray Hudson
Why is this moment giving me goosebumps?

Ripley sets the whiskey down and then hands a glass to Mosh, while grabbing one for himself. They toast, and each begin to drink their whiskey.

Tempa T’s “Next Hype” starts to play, the beat builds for ten seconds and then Skrabal Stanzas can be heard saying “Are you dizzy blud?”. The beat explodes and Tempa T immediately comes in with his lyrics.

“What kind of things that you have
When I find out don’t expect me to stop
I’ll come for the P’s that you stack
And come for all the food that you plot
Better hand over the bag
Your boys don’t wanna see you shot
If I kick down the door to your flat
Dun Know I’ll clear out your house on the spot”

Skrabal Stanzas comes walking out from the back and poses with his arms stretched out.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is the main event of the night, and is for one fall, and for the MHW Ultimate Championship!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 235 pounds….. from London, England……. he is the MHW Ultimate Champion……. Skrabal Stanzas!!!

“CLEAR! All the things in your house
CLEAR! All the things in your fridge
SMASH! All your plates from your rack
CLEAR! All of your kids’ toys
CLEAR! All of your CD rack
Won’t get none of your CD’s back”

Skrabz walks to the ring, his slow but deliberate swagger in direct contrast with the hype beat and aggressive lyrics.

“I have to punch up guys
Guys try it with me, I don’t know why
Bax! Pax man straight in his eyes
They floored me, I was looking at the sky
Par! Now I have to go blind
That boy there I swear he gonna die
You’re not bad you’re a mug don’t think you’re a guy
When I slap man you won’t be alright”

Skrabz walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. He stands in the corner of the ring and leans back against the turnbuckle with his arms folded across his chest as the music fades out.

Ray Hudson
It’s time for our main event…

Wavy Crockett
This is it, guys….

Jen Vallejos
Skrabz looking so good, you just know he’s walking out still champ.

The foreboding guitars and drums of Kamelot’s “Necropolis” starts up as the arena goes dark. A spotlight shines down upon and follows the motion of the masked Reaper as he seemingly ‘appears’ within the fog billowing out of the stage. Tonight, however, Reaper is not only joined by Aloysius Marcus Vance IV, but several other masked figures, both male and female. To a body they’re dressed in back, the females in lacquered, androgynous masks that shine under the lights while the men are in horned skull masks not unlike Reaper’s own recently. As for the monster himself, he walks forward to the top of the ramp, staring down at the ring and Skrabz within it.

Jen Vallejos
What are we witnessing here?

“Necropolis” fades out and AMV, stepping forward, hands over a microphone to Reaper. In turn, he is given one of the bone masks which he dons before stepping back into line with the rest of the group. Bringing up the stick, Reaper begins to address those present.

Reaper
It ends tonight. Not just Mile High, not just the reign of Skrabal Stanzas, not just the power trip of Robert Mack… but also this facade. This place began with me running shit, so it is only fitting that it ends the same way.

Keeping it short and to the point, Reaper tosses the microphone to AMV and lowers his hood. Reaching behind his head, he unstraps his clockwork metal mask and, with barely a moment’s pause, pulls it free, letting it drop to the floor at his feet.

Wavy Crockett
What the ever-lovin’ fuck?!

Ray Hudson
Is… is that…?!

Jen Vallejos
It IS!

At the final hour, the New Nightmare reveals himself as none other than the Martyr Machine himself… FORGE!

Wavy Crockett
It was him the whole time?! How the fuck didn’t I figure that out?!

Ray Hudson
How didn’t any of us?! I don’t even know how to react here! And neither do the fans!

Jen Vallejos
I’m having a moment here, guys! Literally geeking out! The Martyr Machine is back!

Cracking his knuckles, then his neck, Forge starts walking down to the ring as “Deal with the Devil” by Pop Evil starts to play in the background.

Meozha Zhanae
And his opponent… from Metairie, Louisiana….. weighing in at 272 pounds……. he is the challenger… the Martyr Machine… FORGE!!!

Arriving at the ring, Forge pulls himself up onto the apron via the middle rope and steps over the top strand, making his way to the center of the ring where the champion awaits. Skrabz meets Forge’s stare and holds the title up high. Forge glances at it for only a moment before turning his glare back on Skrabz. So fitting that the first big war to take place in Mile High Wrestling was between these two men… and that the finale of that war is how it ends. The referee gets between them, backing them off a little, but the two rivals never take their eyes off one another!

Wavy Crockett
It’s time to GET… IT… ON!

Match Official: Jack Glascock

MHW Ultimate Championship
Skrabz©
vs
Forge

Skrabz and Forge stand on opposite sides of the ring as the fans chant “Holy Shit!”, as loud as possible. It’s almost deafening. Skrabz smirks and shakes his head, while Forge stares a hole through the champ.

Skrabz seems unphased that his opponent tonight is Forge, and Forge seems unphased that Skrabz is unphased. They slowly circle the ring, inching closer and closer to the center.

Once they reach the middle, Skrabz starts throwing punches, jabs, straights, hooks, and even an uppercut. Forge thrusts forward with a mean headbutt, reminiscent of them good ol days.

But Skrabz backed away in time, causing Forge to miss. Skrabz quickly goes for a dropkick while Forge’s head is leaned forward. But Forge swats him away.

As soon as Skrabz is back to his feet, Forge pulls him in with force and takes him down with a belly-to-belly overhead suplex, sending Skrabz sliding out of the ring like a rag doll.

The fans start up a “Yes!” chant as Forge stands in the center of the ring watching Skrabz get to one knee on the outside. Skrabz is no longer smirking, locking eyes with Forge.

Skrabz slides back into the ring and starts throwing fists again, with aggression. Forge is trying to block what he can as he gets backed into a corner.

The ref tries to gets Skrabz back and the interruption gives Forge a chance to send another headbutt at Skrabz, and this time he connects. Skrabz holds his head for a moment while Forge steps out of the corner, and then Skrabz sends a mean headbutt right back at Forge, knocking him right back into the corner.

Skrabz grabs Forge by the head and gives him an eye rake across the top rope, followed by a back body drop. Some boos can be heard from the crowd.

Skrabz mounts Forge and starts throwing forearm blows to his revealed face until Forge throws him off. They both get to their feet and as Skrabz runs up on Forge, Forge takes him down with a quick backbreaker.

Forge hooks Skrabz into a full nelson. The ref is checking on the champ, but Skrabz fights out and rolls out of the ring. The fans are booing loudly.

Forge slides out of the ring and he and Skrabz start throwing hands, as the fans are now cheering. Forge takes Skrabz down with a lariat. Once Skrabz gets back to his feet, Forge chunks him into the barricade.

Forge mounts Skrabz and starts digging into his face with hard rights. The fans start up a “Yes!” chant. But then Skrabz jerks Forge forward and sends him headfirst into the barricade.

Skrabz gets to his feet,and Forge is back to his too. Skrabz goes to Irish whip Forge into the steel steps, but Forge reverses it sending Skrabz into the steps. Forge rolls into the ring to break the countout.

Forge rolls back out of the ring and begins stomping away at the champ. Then he gets Skrabz to his feet and rolls him back into the ring, following behind him.

Skrabz gets to his feet and Forge takes him right back down with a leaping shoulderblock. As Skrabz is getting back to his feet, Forge hits him with the Bicycle Kick!!

And then Forge gives Skrabz 1,000 Screams!!!

Skrabz slowly gets to his feet, while in the hold, and then drops Forge with a Mic Check!!!

Skrabz slowly crawls to Forge and then puts an arm over the challenger.

One

Two

Kickout!!!

Both superstars lay there for a while. Eventually they get to their feet and Forge runs at Skrabz to get taken down with a drop toe hold.

Forge wobbles back to his feet and Skrabz takes him down with a running shoulder block. And another!! Then a clothesline.

Finally, Skrabz takes him down with a running bulldog. Skrabz gets to a corner and looks to be ready to finish the Martyr Machine off.

Forge gets to all fours and Skrabz goes for the DPK!!!

But Forge gets to his feet and catches Skrabz into a chokeslam!

Skrabz wobbles to his feet and Forge gets him into a torture rack. The ref is checking on the champ. Skrabz starts sending elbows into Forge’s head until Forge drops him.

Skrabz lands on his feet, and as Forge turns around, Skrabz sends a thumb to his eye and then Irish whips him to the ropes. When Forge bounces back, Skrabz gives him a Lou Thesz Press followed by a Ground and Pound!!

Forge wobbles to his feet and Skrabz drops him with the Snare Clap!!!

Skrabz hooks the leg.

One

Two

Kickout!!!

Eventually, Forge gets the upper hand back, hitting Skrabz with shoulderbreakers, running powerslams, military press drops, inverted atomic drops, choke bombs, brainbusters, and the such.

Forge gives Skrabz a hard hitting Avalanche Fall-Away Slam!!

And then Forge gives Skrabz a Spinning Uranage!!

And then Forge gives Skrabz a Throwing Spinebuster!!

Finally, Forge gives Skrabz The Scythe!!!

Forge hooks the leg, to end the match.

One

Two

ThreeKickout!!!

Boos engulf the arena. The fans seem to really want Forge to walk out with the gold. Forge continues to beat down Skrabz, even busting his lip open with a headbutt.

But then Skrabz hits Forge with a Liver Punch!!

Followed by a Scissor Kick!!

And then Skrabz makes his way to the top rope, and the fans get to their feet watching this rare occasion.

Skrabz jumps off with a Top Rope Leg Drop!!

Skrabz makes his way to the corner, ready to finally end Forge. The fans are booing very loudly.

Skrabz waits in anticipation as Forge slowly gets to all fours. And then he runs at the Martyr Machine for the DPK!!!

But Forge comes up again and catches Skrabz in The Scythe!!!

But Skrabz starts sending elbows into the side of Forge’s head. Skrabz then kicks Forge in the gut and drops him with a snap ddt.

Forge gets right back to his feet, full of intensity, as the fans pop. Skrabz drops him with a snap suplex.

And Forge is right back to his feet again, slamming his fist onto his chest. Skrabz runs the ropes and comes back with his Float Over DDT!!

And Forge is somehow right back to his feet, so Skrabz runs the ropes again and comes right back into the Twisted Steel from Forge!!!!!

Forge hooks the leg.

One

Two

ThreeKickout!!!

The fans boo even louder, and the commentators comment on Skrabz ‘never say die’ attitude here.

Forge has the upper hand for the remainder of the match until Skrabz hits him with Two Quick Left Jabs, followed by a Mic Check!!!!!

Skrabz throws an arm over Forge.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Skrabz

Match Length: 20:08
No music plays at first. Just a few seconds of silence, as fans look confused and shocked. Seconds later, boos begin to fill the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW Ultimate Champion… Skrabz!!!

“Next Hype” by Tempa T begins to play throughout the arena.

Ray Hudson
As much as I got love for Skrabz, this does feel weird.

Jen Vallejos
A storybook ending though.

Ray Hudson
I guess.

Skrabz has no energy to celebrate, as he just lays there over Forge.

Wavy Crockett
That match was heavy.

Ray Hudson
The fans don’t seem happy about this.

Jen Vallejos
Which is silly to me. If you’re an MHW fan, this should be a fitting ending.

Wavy Crockett
Naw, the best ending would’ve been Forge holding the gold high over his head.

Jen Vallejos
While that would’ve been cool, it’s just not as fitting.

Wavy Crockett
I disagree.

Ray Hudson
Well, no matter what our opinions are, the fact is that Skrabz will go down in history as the longest reigning, and final, champ.

Both men slowly get to their feet and end up face to face, as the music fades away. Mixed reactions can be heard.

Wavy Crockett
Forge is fittin to fuck him up!

Ray Hudson
They’re not done!

Forge says something and extends his hand for Skrabz to shake.

Jen Vallejos
Well…

Wavy Crockett
Naw, slap him with that hand!

Skrabz looks at Forge’s hand and then says a few words to the Martyr Machine before shaking his hand.

Ray Hudson
Respect.

Jen Vallejos
What a beautiful ending!

Forge exits the ring and the ref hands Skrabz both of his belts as he ends the show celebrating with both of his belts, as “Next Hype” by Tempa T begins to play again, and fireworks go off.

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