Wednesday, May 30, 2018
Streaming LIVE only on The SE Network
Ray Hudson: Welcome everyone to Mile High Wrestling!!!
Wavy Crockett: We about to get high in the Magness Arena!
Ray Hudson: Ummm no…. But we ARE about to have an amazing night. Three Qualifying Matches taking place tonight, to determine who will fight in next week’s Triple Threat Mile High Wrestling Championship Main Event Match!!
DING DING DING
Senior Referee Michael Mack has called for the bell and Anya quickly walks up to Candi and starts telling her things she’s said in the past week, to her face.
Ray Hudson: It’s about to go down!
Wavy Crockett: She can fly all day, but she still isn’t going to win.
Candi makes it to her feet, and Anya jumps to her for a hurricanrana that is reversed into a powerful powerbomb by Candi.
Wavy Crockett: BOOM! Told you!
Candi has dropped to one knee, trying to catch her breath. She says some choice words to Anya before standing back up.
Ray Hudson: That was a vicious powerbomb from Candi Bratton.
Wavy Crockett: Come on, Candi! Get down!
Anya hooks Candi up for a shiranui, and completes it from the top rope. The arena roof is blown off the building by the fans.
Ray Hudson: Shiranui from the top rope!!!
Ray Hudson: Oh wait…
Anya punches Candi in the face and Candi almost falls backwards. Candi pokes Anya in the eye.
Wavy Crockett: Just get down, Candi!
Candi looks down at the ring behind her. She then hooks Anya into a belly to belly suplex, and nails it off the top rope.
Ray Hudson: Holy fuck!!!
Wavy Crockett: Sweet Jesus!!!
The fans begin chanting “This is awesome!”.
Candi gets Anya to her feet, and out of nowhere Anya takes a step back and throws another superkick at Candi. Candi ducks and Anya’s foot smashes into the referee’s jaw.
Ray Hudson: The referee has been knocked out!!!
Every fan in the arena is on their feet.
Ray Hudson: This could very well be the closing moments of this match!
Anya jumps towards Candi with The Curse of King Tut, and is hit mid air with a steel chair, thrown by Candi. Anya’s body flops awkwardly to the mat.
Ray Hudson: Aw man!!!
Candi starts shaking Michael Mack, trying to get him to wake up.
Ray Hudson: That’s bullshit and you know it!
Candi looks over in shock, as Anya is somehow already slowly getting back to her feet.
Ray Hudson: Oh my goodness!
Candi grabs another steel chair, as the referee is also slowly getting up.
Ray Hudson: Look, ref, look!
As Anya gets to her feet, Candi dents the steel chair into Anya’s skull, while the ref crawls up using the ropes, with his back turned.
Ray Hudson: This is absolutely uncalled for!
Candi throws the steel chair out of the ring, and goes for the pin.
Wavy Crockett: That’s all she wrote!
The ref turns around and sees the pin.
Ray Hudson: I can’t believe this…
The ref calls for the bell. The fans boo loudly.
DING DING DING
Candi rolls over to her back, with one fist in the air, as “Big Bad Wolf” by In This Moment starts playing throughout the arena.
Byron Brown: And the winner of this match… advancing to next week’s Championship Match….. “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton!!!!!
DING DING DING
Referee Regina Ball has called for the bell and the two superstars get face to face in the middle of the ring.
Ray Hudson: Well, like Mr. Ripley said during his entrance; Let’s Go!!
Ray Hudson: The heart of Ripley!
Combes grabs Ripley by the head, and brings him to his feet. Combes gives Ripley a second Weight of the Crown.
Ray Hudson: Well damn…
Combes pins Ripley again.
Wavy Crockett: He can’t do it a second time…
Wavy Crockett: My man!!!
The ref calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Ray Hudson: The Master advances to next week’s main event.
The instrumental for “Hail To The King” by Avenged Sevenfold begins playing throughout the arena.
Byron Brown: And the winner of this match… advancing to next week’s Championship Match….. The Master!!!
The cameras then goes backstage where Cult Manhattan is shown unconscious with people around her panicking.
Wavy Crockett: Damn, what happened to her?
Ray Hudson: We’re getting word that Cult Manhattan was found unconscious, moments ago.
Katrina Mack comes running up, confused.
Katrina Mack: What the hell is going on?! Who did this?! This can’t be happening!!!
The lights go completely out, minus camera flashes.
Ray Hudson: Who could this be?
Wavy Crockett: I think it’s The Undertaker…
You can hear someone lightly breathing over the arena speakers. You can see the back of a man’s head on the titantron, but its hard to make much out due to the lack of lighting.
Wavy Crockett: Kind of Sci-Fi shit is this?
The breathing stops and the head slowly turns, as the screen lights up a little more, revealing the following image.
Ray Hudson: Holy shit!
Samantha gets Snakebite up in position for one of her finishers. She hits him with the Wrath of the Titans!!!
Ray Hudson: Hold on…
Samantha goes for the pin.
Wavy Crockett: Over with!
The ref calls for the bell.
Ray Hudson: What in the actual hell?!!!
DING DING DING
Byron Brown: And the winner of this match….. Samantha “The Titaness” Hamilton!!!!!
The fans are going crazy all around the arena. Some fans look stunned and speechless.
Wavy Crockett: That’s the second week in a row for this woman!
Ray Hudson: But no one has ever even heard of Chris Connor. She just did that to Snakebite!!!
Wavy Crockett: I ain’t never heard of Snakebite…
Samantha celebrates in the ring, as Snakebite stumbles up the ramp, in pain.
Ray Hudson: I’m getting word that The Titaness is for sure joining The Master next week in the Championship Match!!
The show starts off with the official opening video. “Colorado” by TECH N9NE starts playing for the first 27 seconds of the track, and then the hook is looped for a second time.
Yeah, uh-huh, uh-oh, no, damn
An overview of Downtown Denver is shown during the night, with a baby blue and orange color scheme.
It-it-it-it-it-it that good Colora-
The screen flickers back and forth rapidly, between cuts of Downtown Denver and the Mile High Wrestling logo, concluding with the logo turning sideways and spinning off into the screen like a ninja star.
(-Do, do, do, do)
You know it’s that fire
I can’t get no higher
Samantha “The Titaness” Hamilton is shown spearing Snakebite through the outside barricade, followed by “Desert Rose” Anya flying in the air with a moonsault.
(Do, do, do, do)
I came to turn the night up
Now watch me as I light up
“The Party Boy” Chris Mosh is shown high fiving some fans, followed by all five members of The Shieldmaidens standing on the stage area.
(-Do, do, do, do)
You know it’s that fire
I can’t get no higher
“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton is shown yelling at an opponent, followed by “Next Generation” Luke Corvo flying in the air with a frog splash.
(Do, do, do, do)
I came to turn the night up
Now watch me as I light up
Skrabz is shown sitting around with other Toll Gang members, followed by “The Master” Issac Combes lighting up a cigar, as the video fades away, and the cameras are in the arena where fireworks are exploding. The instrumental to “Colorado” plays through the sound system, as the camera pans around the Denver crowd.
We see many signs in the crowd, such as “”The Caveman” Issac Combes”, “The Titaness is #1”, “Emily Falls Is Strange”, and “I came to see The Shieldmaidens”.
Ray Hudson: Welcome everyone to the third installment of Mile High Wrestling, right here on The SE Network!!!
Wavy Crockett: My favorite wrestler is going to become champion tonight!!!
Ray Hudson: We will indeed crown our first ever Mile High Wrestling Champion tonight.
Wavy Crockett: And it’s going to be Candi Bratton!!
Ray Hudson: Or The Titaness….or The Master.
Wavy Crockett: Rolling On The Floor Laughing.
Ray Hudson: You actually just said that you loud…
The lights start flickering green and purple to the beat of “Problem” by Webbie & Boosie BadAzz. As the intro of the song plays, the camera pans around the crowd.
Ray Hudson: Wait a minute…..is that Snakebite again??
As soon as the hook begins, the camera focuses on the stage area, where Robert and Katrina Mack step from behind the curtains, holding hands.
Wavy Crockett: Got’em!!!
Robert and Katrina make their way down the ramp, to the ring.
Ray Hudson: Well, here comes our two bosses. I wonder what they got to say…
Wavy Crockett: Probably that you’re fired…
Ray Hudson: You and I both know there’s a better chance of you getting fired.
Wavy Crockett: Touche…
Robert goes up the stairs first, followed by Katrina, and let’s the bottom rope down, for Katrina to get into the ring easier.
Wavy Crockett: Like a gentleman.
Ray Hudson: Sure seems like they are getting along huh?
Inside the ring, Robert is asking for a mic, and is handed one by Byron Brown.
Wavy Crockett: Quiet, Denver. The boss needs to speak…
The music fades, as Robert gives the Denver crowd time to calm down, before he speaks.
Robert Mack: Denver is the place to be!!
The fans pick right back up, proud of where they are from.
Robert Mack: And on this night… we crown the first ever Mile High Wrestling Champion!!
The fans seem to be real excited about that, as they go crazy in anticipation.
Robert Mack: Will it be Samantha “The Titaness” Hamilton?
The fans cheer loudly. Robert nods his head at Katrina, who rolls her eyes.
Robert Mack: Will it be “The Master” Issac Combes?
The fans boo loudly. Robert smirks and shakes his head.
Robert Mack: Orrrr will it be Candi Bratton?
Surprisingly, the fans go nuts for the bad guy.
Robert and Katrina look around the arena, as the fans start a very loud “YES!” chant.
Robert looks at Katrina to see what she thinks of it. Katrina slightly laughs in a positive way, as to show how amazed she is.
Robert Mack: One of those three will walk out with the gold tonight. And I will be right there officiating the match as the Special Guest Referee, to assure it goes into the right hands.
The fans are buzzing.
Robert Mack: And I read around. I’ve been watching my superstars cut promos all week. Thus, I know that there’s people who believe that all of this is just a plot to get the Mile High Wrestling Championship around the waist of Samantha “The Titaness” Hamilton….
Mixed reactions come from the crowd.
Robert Mack: Things will not always end fair. That’s the nature of this sports entertainment slash wrestling business. But if you think for one minute I’m going to hand the championship to anyone like I play favorites, you are sadly mistaken…
Robert shakes his head.
Robert Mack: Our first Mile High Wrestling Champion will be the better superstar tonight. And that’s just how it is!
The fans cheer.
Robert Mack: I come from a wrestling company where the boss played favorites. And even worse, his favorite was himself. The whole structure of this company was to be the opposite of that; for the people. And I intend to stick to that…
Robert nods his head.
Ray Hudson: That’s what we all hope for. Let’s see who is truly the best tonight.
Wavy Crockett: Candi Bratton!
Robert Mack: Other wrestling companies speak of a women’s revolution happening within their company.
Robert looks over at Katrina, who seems to be in deep thought. When she realizes Robert is looking at her, she quickly smiles.
Robert Mack: There is absolutely no women’s revolution around these parts…
Some boos come from the crowd, while a lot of fans look confused.
Robert Mack: Because none of you have to force us to believe in these women. Two thirds of our Championship Main Event tonight ARE the women!!!
The fans cheer.
Robert Mack: And they got there by kicking asses, and taking names…
The fans start chanting “YES!” again.
Robert Mack: We respect our women the same way we respect our men. And tonight is the night that Mile High Wrestling officially becomes the place to be! So let’s get this show started!!!
“Colorado” by Tech N9ne starts playing over the sound system, as Robert drops his mic and starts to head towards the ropes. Katrina quickly picks up the mic, as the music fades away.
Katrina Mack: Wait, wait, wait! Rob…
Robert stops and turns around, confused.
Katrina Mack: Come back…
Ray Hudson: Uh oh…
Wavy Crockett: She bout to tell him she’s pregnant.
Ray Hudson: Shhh…
Wavy Crockett: And the baby mine…
Robert walks back towards Katrina, asking what is going on.
Katrina Mack: You say you respect the women like you respect the men, right?
Robert nods his head in agreement, still looking very confused.
Katrina Mack: Well…
Katrina slaps the shit out of Robert.
Katrina Mack: I meant to do that sooner, but you were too busy rolling around with your little playmate last week.
The fans are getting loud, again.
Katrina Mack: I didn’t forget what Angel told me that very first night we went live. And I know exactly who you were with at that party…
Robert tries to calm Katrina down, and gets slapped again.
Katrina Mack: Fuck you! And fuck her!
Katrina throws the mic at Robert, before storming out of the ring, as the fans are cheering and booing all at the same time.
Wavy Crockett: Damn…
Ray Hudson: ….Damn…
Robert watches Katrina marching up the ramp.
Ray Hudson: Perfect time to take a commercial break…
We cut to our first commercial break.
Triple Threat Match
Trenton “Forge” Mitchell
As feedback overtakes the arena, a single spotlight shines brightly on the black curtain at the gorilla position, as we come back from our commercial break. The spotlight lowers on to two bare feet poking out from under the black curtain.
Ray Hudson: Welcome back to the show, and it’s time for some action.
Wavy Crockett: Oh, we’ve already seen some action. Those slaps hurt ME…
As the opening and recognizable riff of “I Wanna Be Your Dog” by Iggy Pop hits the speakers, Deuce Holmes pushes the curtain aside and quickly makes his way to the ring.
Wavy Crockett: What kind of fucking music is this?
Byron Brown: The opening contest is a Triple Threat Match! And it’s for one fall!!! Making his way to the ring first… weighing in at 205 pounds….. from Hakodate-shi, Hokkaido Sapporo, Japan……. Deuce Holmes!!!
At ringside, he steps up on the apron and wipes off his bare feet. Through the middle ropes he enters.
Ray Hudson: One of our debuts tonight; Deuce Holmes!
Wavy Crockett: His music sounds like a piece of deuce…
Ray Hudson: What..?
The roar of a motorcycle engine reverberates through the sound system while two spotlights situated on the stage glare straight ahead in the otherwise-dark arena like two giant headlights. As the grinding guitars and overpowering drums of Metallica’s “Hardwired” start up, a tall figure steps out onto the stage, little more than a living shadow between the bright lights. He strides out to the ramp, the lights going up at this point to show Trenton “Forge” Mitchell standing at the apex.
Ray Hudson: And another debut right here; Trenton “Forge” Mitchell!
Slamming his taped right fist into his left palm, he pops his neck to one side, then the other, before heading down to the ring, the encroaching hands of the fans all but ignored.
Byron Brown: And one of his opponents… weighing in at 253 pounds….. from Plant City, Florida……. Trenton “Forge” Mitchell!!!
Pulling himself onto the apron via the middle rope, Forge turns to look out at the booing masses peppered with several swooning ladies, then steps fully into the ring. Ascending the turnbuckles, the tattooed powerhouse slides off his cut and holds it high in the air, gripped tightly in his fist… a show of pride toward his club.
Wavy Crockett: Now this cat looks like a bad mothafucka!
Dropping back down, Forge hands his cut to the attendant with a stern warning to take damn good care of it. Leaning back against the turnbuckles, the stoic biker awaits his other opponent in silence.
Wavy Crockett: This dude look like he fittin to fuck up everybody…
Tempa T’s “Next Hype” starts to play, the beat builds for ten seconds and then Skrabal Stanzas can be heard saying “Are you dizzy blud?”. The beat explodes and Tempa T immediately comes in with his lyrics.
“What kind of things that you have
When I find out don’t expect me to stop
I’ll come for the P’s that you stack
And come for all the food that you plot
Better hand over the bag
Your boys don’t wanna see you shot
If I kick down the door to your flat
Dun Know I’ll clear out your house on the spot”
Skrabal Stanzas comes walking out from the back and poses with his arms stretched out.
“CLEAR! All the things in your house
CLEAR! All the things in your fridge
SMASH! All your plates from your rack
CLEAR! All of your kids’ toys
CLEAR! All of your CD rack
Won’t get none of your CD’s back”
Byron Brown: And their opponent… weighing in at 195 pounds….. from Margate, England……. Skrabz!!!
Skrabz walks to the ring, his slow but deliberate swagger in direct contrast with the hype beat and aggressive lyrics.
“I have to punch up guys
Guys try it with me, I don’t know why
Bax! Pax man straight in his eyes
They floored me, I was looking at the sky
Par! Now I have to go blind
That boy there I swear he gonna die
You’re not bad you’re a mug don’t think you’re a guy
When I slap man you won’t be alright”
Skrabz walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. He looks at Deuce’s bare feet and shakes his head. He rolls back out of the ring, and starts telling the referee something.
Ray Hudson: Of coarse we’re familiar with Skrabz. Impressive victory last week over The Real Deal.
Skrabz’ music fades away, as he reaches under the ring and pulls out a pair of wrestling boots.
Wavy Crockett: What the hell?
Skrabz hands the pair to Senior Referee Michael Mack, who is telling him something. Deuce is shown laughing about it, in the ring.
Ray Hudson: Is he trying to convince the referee what I think he’s trying to convince him?
Skrabz is trying to convince the referee to make Deuce Holmes wear the wrestling boots, but the ref is not going for it.
Wavy Crockett: Now that’s golden!
Skrabz shakes his head and rolls back into the ring. The fans are cheering as Skrabz smirks, looking around the arena, before making eye contact with Deuce Holmes.
Ray Hudson: Skrabz was trying to convince the referee that Deuce Holmes needed to wear boots for the match.
Wavy Crockett: Hilarious!
Forge says something distasteful to Skrabz, who’s smirk goes away. Skrabz starts talking trash back to Forge, as Michael Mack calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Skrabz and Forge quickly step to the middle of the ring, getting face to face. Then they both turn to look at Deuce, who smiles before leaning in the corner of the ring.
Ray Hudson: The first of two Triple Threat Matches tonight…
Skrabz goes to head towards Deuce, but Forge steps in his way. Skrabz and Forge start talking smack to one another.
Wavy Crockett: I had a feeling this man wasn’t playing…
Skrabz shoves Forge out of his space. Forge steps back and throws a right that Skrabz blocks with his forearm. Skrabz hits a standing dropkick on Forge, knocking him down.
Ray Hudson: A dropkick from Skrabz!
Forge gets back to his feet, and Skrabz gives him a scoop slam.
Ray Hudson: Scoop slam!
Forge slowly gets to his feet, and Skrabz puts him in position for a reverse DDT, and connects.
Ray Hudson: Reverse DDT! Skrabz is on a role!
Skrabz turns to Deuce, who is already walking up to him. They get face to face before Deuce quickly brings Skrabz down with a hip toss.
Ray Hudson: Deuce getting in on the action.
Skrabz gets back to his feet. Deuce quickly goes at him, and out of nowhere Skrabz hits Deuce with the Mic Check.
Ray Hudson: Mic Check!!! Skrabz recently changed the name of his finisher….
Skrabz goes for a pin.
Wavy Crockett: This can’t be it…
Forge breaks up the pinfall.
Wavy Crockett: My dude broke up the pinfall!
Forge runs to the ropes as Skrabz gets to his feet, frustrated.
Wavy Crockett: He fittin to get em!
Forge flies at Skrabz with a leaping shoulder block. Skrabz gets up rather quickly, and Forge stays on him with a fury of rights and lefts.
Wavy Crockett: Straight up fighter!
Skrabz backs into a corner as Forge throws his punches. The ref pulls Forge away from Skrabz.
Ray Hudson: Michael Mack getting Forge off Skrabz, in the corner.
Skrabz comes out of the corner and gets a swift kick to the head by Forge.
Ray Hudson: And Forge stays in control.
Forge turns around to Deuce, who is to his knees. Forge gets Deuce to his feet and gives him a belly to belly suplex across the ring, causing Deuce to slide right out of the ring from the velocity.
Ray Hudson: Powerful belly to belly suplex to Deuce Holmes.
Forge turns back to Skrabz, who is running at him. Skrabz takes Forge down with a missile dropkick.
Wavy Crockett: Skrabz and his dropkicks…
Skrabz gets Forge back to his feet, and Forge gives Skrabz a vicious spinebuster.
Wavy Crockett: That’s what that boy get!
Forge moves to the corner, yelling at Skrabz to get up.
Wavy Crockett: Finish him!
Ray Hudson: Aight now, Mortal Kombat…
Skrabz is getting to his feet.
Wavy Crockett: And Forge bout to take his soul!
Forge runs at Skrabz and connects a Piston Kick. Forge goes for the pin.
Deuce breaks the pinfall.
Wavy Crockett: I forgot he was in the match…
Deuce throws Forge out of the ring before turning back to Skrabz, who is slowly getting to crawling position.
Ray Hudson: Forge on the outside now…
Deuce gets to Skrabz and keeps him on the ground using an armbar. The ref is checking on Skrabz.
Ray Hudson: Armbar on Skrabz. The ref checking on him…
Skrabz front rolls out of the hold, as both men get to their feet at the same time.
Wavy Crockett: Y’all fucking up letting Forge rest.
Deuce gives Skrabz a European uppercut.
Ray Hudson: European uppercut!
Another European uppercut by Deuce.
Ray Hudson: Another one from Deuce Holmes!
Skrabz throws a right, but Deuce blocks it with his forearm before giving Skrabz a swinging neckbreaker.
Ray Hudson: Swinging neckbreaker to Skrabz!
Forge slides back into the ring. Deuce turns right into a clothesline from Forge.
Wavy Crockett: I told y’all!
Forge gets Deuce back to his feet and sets him up in position for a sitout powerbomb. But before he lifts Deuce up, Deuce escapes, dropping down into a split, and punches Forge right in RJ Mitchell’s property, like Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat.
Wavy Crockett: Oh snap!
Ray Hudson: Well speaking of Mortal Kombat…ouch….
The fans are going nuts. No pun intended.
Wavy Crockett: Cold blooded…
Skrabz is pulling himself up by the ring ropes. Deuce runs to him and hits him with a powerful hot shot.
Ray Hudson: He almost just took his head off!
Deuce throws up the deuce on the outside, as the fans are clapping.
Wavy Crockett: Wannabe Wolfpac ass boy….
Deuce realizes Forge has rolled out of the ring. Deuce slides back into the ring.
Wavy Crockett: I bet they gon let Forge rest again…
Deuce looks like he’s ready to finish Skrabz off. Skrabz is slowly getting to his feet.
Wavy Crockett: They never learn…
Deuce goes for the Osaka Street Cutter, but Skrabz pushes him away.
Ray Hudson: Skrabz reversal…
Skrabz gives Deuce a reverse DDT.
Ray Hudson: And he takes him down with another reverse DDT!
Skrabz looks outside the ring to see Forge laying on the outside. Skrabz looks back at Deuce, before getting to his feet.
Wavy Crockett: See what I mean?
Deuce is attempting to get up, but Skrabz brings him all the way to his feet and hits him with a Snap DDT.
Ray Hudson: Skrabz can be setting things up for the finish…
Skrabz gets prepared to finish Deuce off, as the fans cheer.
Ray Hudson: This could be it!
Deuce gets to sitting position and Skrabz runs at him with the Penalty Kick, but Deuce rolls out of the ring before he can connect.
Ray Hudson: And Deuce Holmes gets away, just in time.
Deuce quickly slides back into the ring. Skrabz goes for his four punch combo, but before he lands the right, Deuce throws an eye poke at him.
Ray Hudson: Uncalled for!
Deuce gives Skrabz a hip toss.
Ray Hudson: Hip toss from Deuce!
Deuce notices that Forge is getting to his feet and without hesitation Deuce runs back into the ropes, bouncing towards Forge, as he runs himself into a suicide dive/DDT combination to Mr. Mitchell.
Ray Hudson: Oh snap!
Wavy Crockett: Damn…
The fans are chanting “Holy Shit!”
Ray Hudson: Not that stupid after all huh?
Deuce throws his arms in the air to brag, as Skrabz comes out of nowhere with a baseball slide to the side of Deuce’s head.
Wavy Crockett: That’s what you get!
Skrabz quickly gets Deuce to his feet, and rolls him into the ring.
Wavy Crockett: Big headed ass boy…
As Deuce is scrambling to get to his feet, he stumbles into the corner of the ring. Skrabz slides in and wastes no time going to Deuce, in the corner.
Ray Hudson: This match is very competitive!
Skrabz starts throwing heavy punches into Deuce’s body, trapping him in the corner.
Wavy Crockett: He tryna fight like my boy, now…
The camera shows Forge is already back to his feet, and he seems to be seething in anger.
Wavy Crockett: Y’all in trouble now!
Skrabz continues beating on Deuce in the corner, unaware that Forge is up and has now slid back into the ring.
Ray Hudson: Forge is back in the ring!
Forge spins Skrabz around and starts throwing rights and lefts to his face.
Wavy Crockett: Now that’s how you do it!
Forge begins throwing in some kicks along with the punches, as Skrabz is doing his best to block as much as he can.
Wavy Crockett: This match belongs to my dude!
Skrabz finally throws a hard right that gets Forge back for a moment. But Forge throws a lunging headbutt right into Skrabz mouth that makes a sick smacking noise.
Wavy Crockett: Fuck!!!
Ray Hudson: That didn’t sound good!
Forge doesn’t give Skrabz anytime to process, as he kicks him right in the side of the head, knocking Skrabz clean out.
Wavy Crockett: Damn my boy ruthless!!!
Deuce comes out of nowhere with a flying forearm to Forge, causing Forge to stumble backwards.
Ray Hudson: Deuce Holmes back in the picture!
Deuce starts throwing rights and lefts to Forge, until Forge grabs Deuce with force and puts him up for a powerbomb. However, Deuce reverses it into a hurricanrana.
Ray Hudson: Hurricanrana to Forge Mitchell!!!
Deuce looks over at Skrabz, who’s upper lip is clearly busted open from earlier. The ref is checking on him, as blood is all over the bottom half of his face.
Ray Hudson: Oh my goodness…
Wavy Crockett: Damn my dude busted him open with that headbutt…
Deuce turns back to Forge who is already almost back to his feet. Deuce pushes Forge towards the ropes, and begins choking him with the top rope.
Ray Hudson: Come on, ref!
Forge kicks Deuce in the stomach, forcing him away.
Wavy Crockett: No referee needed!
Forge runs at Deuce with a leaping shoulder block, taking him down.
Ray Hudson: Forge back in full control
Out of nowhere, Skrabz runs at Forge, clotheslining him out of the ring. Blood is dripping down his body, from his lip. The ref is trying to talk Skrabz out of the match. Skrabz can barely stand, and is using the ropes for leverage.
Ray Hudson: How the hell is he back up, already?!!
Deuce is to his feet. Deuce grabs Skrabz by the head and walks him to the middle of the ring. Out of nowhere, Skrabz hits him with a Mic Check.
Ray Hudson: Another Mic Check!!!
Wavy Crockett: No way!
Skrabz uses everything he has to drag his body over Deuce.
Wavy Crockett: No…
Ray Hudson: Skrabz somehow does it!!!
The ref calls for the bell, as Forge was just about to slide back into the ring.
DING DING DING
Byron Brown: And the winner of th…
Forge is back in the ring, and he gets on top of the bloody Skrabz. He grabs the back of Skrabz’ head with his left hand, and starts pounding his right fist into Skrabz’ face, busting his mouth open even more.
DING DING DING
Ray Hudson: Oh come on!
Wavy Crockett: Hell yeah…
The referee is yelling for Forge to get off of him, but Forge keeps throwing punches. Skrabz’ blood covers Forge’s fist.
DING DING DING
Ray Hudson: This is uncalled for!
Forge finally gets off of Skrabz, as the other two referees, who are now out here, drag Skrabz to the outside of the ring.
Wavy Crockett: Skrabz won the match, but my dude won the war! Or some shit like that…
Forge grabs Deuce, and gets him to his feet. Forge gives him the Twisted Steel, in the middle of the ring, as the fans are booing very loudly.
Ray Hudson: Enough already!
While doctors are now out and checking on Skrabz, all three referees are begging Forge to stop this assault.
Wavy Crockett: The wrong person won. This is what happens…
Ray Hudson: Oh please…
Wavy Crockett: True story…
Ray Hudson: We gotta take a break…
We fade to a commercial break.
Back from our commercial break, and we are backstage where a doctor is checking on Skrabz. They got him cleaned up a little.
Ray Hudson: Welcome back! And Skrabz is currently getting checked on…
Skrabz is sitting on a chair, as the doctor looks at his busted lip with a light.
Wavy Crockett: Forge knocked that motherfucker out!
Skrabz looks out of it, but something catches his attention as he lifts his head a little more to look at someone, or something, next to the camera.
Ray Hudson: Skrabz still came out with the victory, however.
The camera pulls back and looks over, to reveal Robert Mack.
Ray Hudson: What’s this?
Skrabz and Robert Mack stare at each other, silently. Robert looks at Skrabz with a cold stare.
Wavy Crockett: Rob probably mad that he won, too…
Robert then nods his head at Skrabz and walks away. Skrabz looks up at the doctor, confused, as the cameras return to the arena.
Eight Person Tag Match
Ginger Knox and Streetz
“I Ain’t Playin'” by Mystikal starts playing over the sound system, as all three members of Streetz come out, wearing all black with bandanas on their faces.
Byron Brown: The following contest is an Eight Person Tag Match for one fall! Introducing first… weighing in at a combined weight of 747 pounds….. from Atlanta, Georgia……. Roach, B-Lo, and Dirt….. they are Streetz!!!
All three members of Streetz get into the ring, prepared for the match.
Ray Hudson: That was odd, what just happened backstage…
The lights go out, with short flickers of dim light almost like faint lightening, as the opening instruments of “What’s Wrong” pvris play.
Wavy Crockett: There goes my baaabyyyyy!
As the vocals begin, Ginger Knox steps out from behind the curtain, as a single spotlight displays her. She stands there on the stage area for a moment. As the bridge begins, she begins walking down the ramp, slowly.
Byron Brown: And their tag team partner… weighing in at 175 pounds….. from New Orleans, Louisiana……. Ginger Knox!!!
As the chorus to the song begins, she slides into the ring, under the bottom rope, as the lights begin to flicker faster, and brighter. She walks circles around the ring, pacing, until her music stops.
Wavy Crockett: Be real, Ray! You’d hit it!
Ray Hudson: You’re married, David…
Wavy Crockett: Really….? That’s how you coming?
The lights dim, on the tron the Shieldmaiden’s motto appears “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here.” and the opening of Marilyn Manson’s “This Is The New Shit” starts ramming it’s way onto the sound system. The Shieldmaiden’s logo pops up on the entrance screen.
“Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don’t forget the violence
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in
Everybody sing along”
Shieldmaidens’ President, Robi Jean “RJ” Mitchell, steps out first. To her immediate right stands her VP, Alex “Bullet” Carbajal. To her left stands her Sgt-At-Arms, Ophelia “Widow” Blaque. Fellow group members, Jackie “Bandit” Layton and Fianna Donnelly take their places on either end of their officers. The five women all stare dead at the ring.
“Are you motherfuckers ready
For the new shit?
Stand up and admit
Tomorrow’s never coming
This is the new shit
Stand up and admit”
As the chorus rages over the speakers, RJ leads her group to the ring. They surround the ring, Bandit and Bullet going around the right while Widow and Fianna go to the left. They nod to each other as they wait for the chorus to kick in again.
Byron Brown: And their opponents… weighing in at a combined weight of 495 pounds….. from New Orleans, Louisiana… being accompanied to the ring by Fianna Donnelly……. RJ Mitchell, Ophelia “Widow” Blaque, Alex “Bullet” Carbajal, and Jackie “Bandit” Layton… they are The Shieldmaidens!!!
As soon as it starts, RJ nods and the five women all climb up into the ring and make their way to the middle, taking their places as they face the hard camera in the same order they stood on the stage. The chorus plays again and RJ raises her fist, the other four doing the same in unison, all seemingly ready to conquer the world before them.
Ray Hudson: They have arrived!
DING DING DING
Referee Regina Ball has called for the bell and it looks like we’re starting off with RJ and Ginger.
Wavy Crockett: Damn, she fine, too!
Ray Hudson: That’s “your boy’s” wife…
Wavy Crockett: Oh, well….he…shit…
Ginger tags in B-Lo, then rolls out of the ring. She heads right up the ramp.
Wavy Crockett: Whoa! Where you going, baby?
Everyone looks on confused as Ginger goes through the curtains, abandoning the match.
Ray Hudson: Your baby just abandoned the match…
Dirt yells at B-Lo to focus on the match. RJ is turned to her partners, talking about something.
Ray Hudson: This match has just become four in three…
B-Lo approaches RJ, and as soon as he gets right behind her, RJ hits him with Freyja’s Kiss!
Wavy Crockett: Oh shit! She bad just like her husband!
As B-Lo stumbles backwards, RJ tags in Bullet. Bullet gives B-Lo the Dios Es Una Bala!!
Ray Hudson: Looks like all these ladies are bad…
As B-Lo hits the mat, Bullet tags in Bandit, who goes to the top rope.
Wavy Crockett: Are any of these other ones single?
Bandit hits the Snowbird Splash on B-Lo, and goes for the pin.
Dirt and Roach both break up the pinfall. RJ and Bullet both get in the ring and start fighting Dirt and Roach.
Ray Hudson: The other two members of Streetz saving their partner…
All four brawlers end up outside the ring, brawling. Bandit tags in Ophelia.
Ray Hudson: Widow has been tagged in!
B-Lo slowly gets up, and Ophelia hits him with the Widow Maker!!!
Wavy Crockett: Bout to be a Flawless Victory…
RJ is back on the apron, and wants the tag. Ophelia smiles and tags in The Shieldmaidens’ President.
Ray Hudson: Mrs. Mitchell tagged back into the match!
Ophelia gets B-Lo to his feet, as RJ stands on the apron, ready to end these boys.
Ray Hudson: This could be it, already!
RJ performs Maiden’s Mercy on B-Lo, and goes for the pin.
DING DING DING
Wavy Crockett: FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!
The referee has called for the bell, and the other three members of The Shieldmaidens join RJ and Ophelia in the ring, to celebrate their debut victory.
Byron Brown: And the winners of this match… The Shieldmaidens!!!
Dirt and Roach care for their partner, outside of the ring.
Ray Hudson: The Shieldmaidens with an impressive debut!
Wavy Crockett: Loving these new people!
The lights in the arena go out and the sound effect of thunder echoes throughout the arena, as the entrance way and ring are illuminated in a neon blue light. “Redneck Stomp” by Obituary then hits.
Wavy Crockett: Is that who I think it is?
Ripley walks out onto the stage wearing a black hoodie and jeans. He has a mic in hand, and stays on the stage area to speak, as his music fades.
Ray Hudson: Ripley has the floor…
Ripley: Well, last week was a rough one for me. I stepped into this ring and pretty much got my ass kicked.
Wavy Crockett: Fucking right you did.
The fans boo but Ripley holds up his hand.
Ripley: No, no, I’m man enough to admit when I’ve been beaten and The Master did beat me. And even though I can tell none of you are happy about it, that’s just the facts. Maybe one of the two ladies will keep him from becoming the first Mile High Wrestling Champion. Hopefully.
Wavy Crockett: He kept your ass from winning it…
Ripley pauses and looks out to the cheering crowd.
Ripley: So, let’s get to why I’m standing in front of all of you, yeah? Last week I got tossed around this ring like I haven’t before. I’ve traveled all around this world multiple times either fighting matches, fighting for championships, or filming my new hit show Silver Lake which you can only see on Stanton Enterprises Network. No one has dominated me like he did. I liked it though. That’s why I’m here. I want a fight. Mile High Wrestling is where you will get a fight! Let’s build this company up and make it the best pro wrestling company in the world. I’m here to say I’m looking to fight anyone on this roster.
Ripley tosses the mic and “Redneck Stomp” by Obituary hits. The cameras come to Ray Hudson and Wavy Crockett.
Ray Hudson: Well, as Ripley mentioned, he does have his own TV show right here on The SE Network.
Wavy Crockett: Yeah, a remake of Psych…
Ray Hudson: No…better than Psych. It’s a brand new show called Silver Lake, and we’re about to go into the third episode already.
Wavy Crockett: It’s a ripoff of Psych…
Ray Hudson: Will you shut up?
Wavy Crockett: Aight….
Ray Hudson: If you haven’t checked out Silver Lake, I promise you won’t be disappointed. It’s an edge of your seat kind of show. I can’t wait to see the next episode!
Wavy Crockett: I guess.
Ray Hudson: We’ll be back with more Mile High Wrestling after this break…
We fade to commercials.
Anya vs. Emily Falls
While the instrumental – the first 30 seconds of Within Temptation’s “See Who I Am” – starts up, the lights dim. The screen shows a silhouette with most of the features covered by a veil. Above the shadow, the name “Desert Rose” Anya is displayed in a bright, blood-red hue.
Wavy Crockett: You had got that new Desert Rose T-Shirt, Ray? I bet that shit would look cute on you.
Ray Hudson: Welcome back, everyone. Don’t mind Mr. Whitehead.
Wavy Crockett: Bitch…
Seconds after the actual lyrics start up, a spotlight shines down at the top of the ramp, where Anya is quietly standing, wearing her attire for the ring, which consists of shorts and a top.
Byron Brown: The following match is for one fall! Introducing first… weighing in at 155 pounds….. from Las Vegas, Nevada……. she is the “Desert Rose”… Anya!!!
Anya turns, grinning at the audience, and walks down the ramp with a slow but confident, optimisic walk. She waves to the fans along the way, even high-fiving a few, before arriving at the ring.
Wavy Crockett: I don’t know about her shirt, but I sure would like to wear her.
Ray Hudson: The fuck does that even mean?
The Desert Rose ascends up the small set of steps … and then enters by jumping, using the closest turnbuckle to ensure she jumps successfully over it. She lands on her feet, turns, and climbs in front of the same turnbuckle she just jumped. Raising a clenched fist, she listens to the audience’s reaction for a good five to ten seconds before getting off the ropes and leaning against them, waiting eagerly for her opponent.
Wavy Crockett: She fighting that crazy bitch tonight huh?
“Bring Me to Life” by Evanescence begins to play, and Emily Falls steps out from behind the curtain. She walks to the ring normal.
Wavy Crockett: Yep, she fighting that crazy bitch…
Byron Brown: And her opponent… weighing in at 120 pounds….. from Denver, Colorado……. Emily Falls!!!
When Emily gets to the ring, she just bobs her head to the music, awaiting the bell to sound.
DING DING DING
Senior Referee Michael Mack has called for the bell, and both superstars step up to each other in the middle of the ring. Anya has a focused look on her face, as Emily Falls is actually gagging, like she’s about to throw up.
Wavy Crockett: What is wrong with this girl?
Anya is pointing at Emily, and asking the referee if Emily is serious. The ref shrugs.
Ray Hudson: Emily Falls has been claiming that the Desert Rose has been making her sick.
Anya shakes her head, and grapples with Emily. Out if nowhere, Emily hooks Anya into a capture suplex, and suplexes her across the ring.
Wavy Crockett: Oh snap!
Ray Hudson: Emily Falls showing she is not a joke!
Emily starts jumping around, nodding her head with a big smile across her face.
Wavy Crockett: Well, she gon get beat up if she don’t stay on top of Anya, in this match.
Anya slowly gets up, looking at Emily with shock. Anya shakes it off and gets it together.
Ray Hudson: Business is about to pick up!
Emily runs at Anya, who quickly brings her down and hooks her into the Yes Lock. The ref is checking to see if Emily is going to give up.
Ray Hudson: Here we go!!
Emily manages to escape, only for Anya to stay on her and hook her into the Kimura lock.
Ray Hudson: Anya showing Emily how to stay on top of your opponent!
Emily manages to get her foot on the rope. The ref let’s Anya know, so she lets go, and Emily rolls out of the ring.
Ray Hudson: Emily catching a breather…
Just as Emily gets to her feet, outside the ring, Anya comes flying out of the ring with a suicide dive.
Wavy Crockett: Anya not letting her catch anything…
The referee starts counting them both out.
Wavy Crockett: Get back in the ring. This ain’t naptime!
Anya gets Emily to her feet.
Anya rolls Emily into the ring before climbing onto the ring apron.
Ray Hudson: The action moving back inside the ring.
As Emily gets to her feet, Anya jumps onto the top rope, bouncing towards Emily with a springboard hurricanrana.
Ray Hudson: Hurricanrana!!!
Anya pins her opponent.
Ray Hudson: Emily Falls kicks out before the count of three!
Anya gets to her feet and tells Emily to “come on!”
Wavy Crockett: Since Ginger Knox walked out on me, you think I got a chance with the Desert Rose?
Ray Hudson: No.
Emily gets to her feet, in pain, all while trying to force a smile.
Wavy Crockett: This chick is legit crazy…
Both superstars grapple, and Emily gets the advantage with a side headlock takedown.
Emily goes for the pin.
Ray Hudson: Not that fast…
Emily slams her fist to the mat.
Wavy Crockett: She’s a ticking time bomb,Ray!
Anya is back to her feet, and both superstars grapple again. Anya quickly takes control of Emily’s arm, bringing her down with a cross armbreaker.
Wavy Crockett: She gon make her tap!
The referee is checking on Emily. Emily is screaming in pain, but is refusing to give up. Anya just pulls back harder.
Ray Hudson: Anya trying to make Emily Falls tap out!
Emily somehow gets up enough to roll Anya into a pin, while in the submission.
Ray Hudson: Wait a minute!
Anya let’s go of the arm while kicking out.
Ray Hudson: Emily with a close one!
Emily is holding her arm, sitting down, yelling at Anya for being so mean.
Wavy Crockett: This can’t be real…
Emily gets to her feet, and Anya runs at her with a clothesline that Emily ducks under. Emily quickly hooks Anya into the Emily Fall, and goes for the pin.
Wavy Crockett: No way!!
Out of nowhere, Anya hooks Emily into Anubis’ Judgement. The ref checks to see if Emily is going to give up.
Ray Hudson: Anya just reversed a pinfall into Anubis’ Judgement!!! Holy shit!
Anya applies the most pressure, and Emily taps out!!
Wavy Crockett: It’s over!
DING DING DING
The ref called for the bell, and “See Who I Am” by Within Temptation begins playing over the arena sound system.
Byron Brown: And the winner of this match, via submission….. “Desert Rose” Anya!!!
The ref raises Anya’s arm.
Ray Hudson: Anya said she was going to let Anubis judge Emily, and that’s exactly what happened!
The cameras quickly go backstage, where Deuce Holmes and Forge are throwing hands. Wrestlers such as Luke Corvo, Chris Mosh, Ripley, and Dillon Daniels are trying to break the two up.
Ray Hudson: We just got word that Deuce Holmes and Forge starting fighting about Forge’s actions from earlier tonight.
Wavy Crockett: This dude is crazy! You can’t leave well enough alone?
The Shieldmaidens show up, and start fighting Corvo, Mosh, Ripley, and Daniels off.
Wavy Crockett: It’s getting crazy, back there!
Referees Jack Glascock and Regina Ball are now trying to break the huge brawl up.
Wavy Crockett: What are they going to do?!
Security have finally arrived, and they start pulling people away from each other. RJ then starts yelling for Forge to come on, so they can leave.
Ray Hudson: Good idea!
Forge leaves with The Shieldmaidens, as they back away. Deuce Holmes tells Forge he played with the wrong one, as we fade to a commercial break.
Ray Hudson: We’ll be right back…
Wavy Crockett: I gotta use the restroom…
We are back from our commercial break, and Emily Falls is backstage throwing up in a trash can.
Ray Hudson: What the hell is this?
Emily kicks the trash can over and screams.
Emily Falls: I hate Anya!!!
Emily Falls throws up again, all over the concrete floor, before our cameras go ahead and return to the arena.
“The Party Guy” Chris Mosh
“Next Generation” Luke Corvo
Ray Hudson: Well umm…. welcome back, everyone….
“I’m The One” by DJ Khaled ft Justin Bieber, Chance The Rapper, Quavo, and Lil Wayne hits as “The Party Boy” Chris Mosh shows up on the titantron. Then it shows “Mosh” on black, as it zooms out to show it is on a hoody, as Chris Mosh turns around.
Ray Hudson: I apologize on Wavy’s behalf, but he must’ve had to take a #2, because he never came back from his bathroom break.
Mosh walks down the ramp slapping hands with fans.
Byron Brown: The opening contest is for one fall! Making his way to the ring first… weighing in at 210 pounds….. residing in Las Vegas, Nevada……. he is “The Party Boy” Chris Mosh!!!
Mosh walks around the ring, slapping hands with the fans around the ring.
Ray Hudson: The Party Boy is ready for action!!
Mosh gets to the commentary table and slaps hands with Ray Hudson. Mosh notices that Wavy Crockett is nowhere to be found. He smirks, shakes his head, then goes back around the ring slapping hands with the rest of the fans.
Ray Hudson: I hope Wavy didn’t leave to avoid Chris Mosh…
When Chris gets back to the bottom of the ramp, he climbs up on the apron, then jumps over the ropes. Chris Mosh slaps hands with Byron Brown, then spins into the middle of the ring as the camera zooms in. Chris smirks, and winks into the camera.
Ray Hudson: I hope that ain’t the case.
The titantron flickers on, as the first ambient chords from “Rockstar” by Post Malone ft. 21 Savage play throughout the arena. The crowd moves to their feet to love or hate “Next Generation” Luke Corvo.
Byron Brown: And his opponent… weighing in at 185 pounds….. from Detroit, Michigan……. he is the “Next Generation” Luke Corvo!!!
Corvo pauses, then walks directly towards the ring, leaping onto the apron, turning to face the crowd.
Ray Hudson: Luke Corvo’s team defeated Chris Mosh’s team, last week. It was the ladies who were involved in the ending of the match. So this week, we see who is truly better between these two.
As the music continues playing, Corvo leaps over the top rope and makes his way up the turnbuckle, taunting the crowd to get louder before he removes his ring jacket. The music fades away.
DING DING DING
Referee Jack Glascock calls for the bell and without hesitation, Corvo runs at Mosh with a jumping heel kick, sending Mosh crashing down to the mat.
Ray Hudson: Luke Corvo quickly getting things started.
Mosh gets right back up, and Corvo hits him with a snap overhead belly to belly suplex.
Ray Hudson: Staying on top of Chris!
Corvo begs for Mosh to get up. Mosh slowly gets to his feet.
Ray Hudson: Man, I wish Wavy was back…
Corvo gives Mosh a double underhook backbreaker. Mosh rolls around, holding his back in pain.
Ray Hudson: Luke giving Mosh a beat down here.
Corvo goes to the top rope and holds up six fingers, with a smirk.
Ray Hudson: Is he gonna try to end it already?
Corvo goes with the “Next Generation” Six Star Frog Splash, and Mosh rolls out of the way, as Corvo comes crashing down to the mat.
Ray Hudson: The Party Boy saves himself!
Both superstars lay on the mat, trying to get themselves together.
Ray Hudson: Can Mosh get the advantage?
Both superstars begin to get to their feet.
Ray Hudson: Both superstars to their feet…
They walk up on each other and Mosh throws a forearm shot. Corvo hits Mosh with an enziguri, taking Mosh down.
Ray Hudson: Corvo back in control!
As Mosh gets to sitting position, Corvo quickly hits him with a basement dropkick.
Ray Hudson: Luke Corvo doing real good in this match, early on.
Corvo rolls Mosh over and quickly puts him into the tequila sunrise.
Ray Hudson: The Next Generation trying to make Mosh tap out here.
Mosh is able to grab the ropes. The ref yells at Corvo to let go, and he does a couple seconds after the fact.
Ray Hudson: Unprofessional conduct from Luke Corvo.
Corvo gets to his feet and is yelling for Mosh to get up.
Ray Hudson: At this rate, Luke Corvo is going to win this match sooner than later.
Mosh gets to his feet, and Corvo runs at him and gets caught in a small package.
Ray Hudson: Wait a minute!
Mosh quickly gets behind Corvo as he gets up, and gives him a belly to back suplex.
Ray Hudson: Here goes Mosh!
Corvo slowly gets back up as Mosh shakes off the slight leg pain from the tequila sunrise. Mosh gives Corvo a belly to belly suplex.
Ray Hudson: Suplex City, bi….
Corvo pulls himself up using the ropes. Mosh hooks Corvo, and connects, into a tiger suplex.
Ray Hudson: Tiger suplex!!!
Mosh takes a minute to get it together, as Corvo very slowly gets back to his feet.
Ray Hudson: You gotta stay on top of him!
Mosh goes for the Party Pooper, but Corvo catches his foot.
Ray Hudson: Party Poo…nope!!
Corvo spins Mosh around and hooks him into position for the Hammerlock DDT.
Ray Hudson: Corvo back in the driver’s seat!
Mosh spins out of position, and hits Corvo with the Party Pooper!!
Ray Hudson: Well, nevermind! Party Pooper!!!
The fans are cheering as Mosh taunts Corvo to come on.
Ray Hudson: Come on, Chris!
Mosh grabs Corvo by the head, getting him to his feet. Mosh gives Corvo a picture perfect Moshplex.
Ray Hudson: Picture perfect!!
Corvo kicks out right after the three count.
Ray Hudson: Did he get it?!
DING DING DING
Jack Glascock has called for the bell, as he raises Chris Mosh’s arm in victory.
Ray Hudson: The Party Boy has won!!
Byron Brown: And the winner of this match… “The Party Boy” Chris Mosh!!!
Corvo slams his fist on the mat, watching Mosh celebrate.
Ray Hudson: Very fast paced match!
Mosh celebrates all around the ring, high fiving the fans.
Ray Hudson: It’s a party in Denver!!
Mosh makes his way up the ramp, still high fiving the people of Denver, Colorado.
Ray Hudson: What a night it has been!
The cameras go backstage, panning to a conversation between a hulking blonde and two diminutive redheads. One of the redheads is holding the hulking blonde’s hand gently as the second redhead discusses about arriving to Mile High Wrestling. The blonde is better known to Mile High Wrestling fans as “The Titaness” Samantha Hamilton. The redhead holding her hand is a supportive acquaintance named Techne Vebbins. And the second redhead is debuting grappler, as well as Techne’s cousin, “The Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins.
Azurine Vebbins: It’s really great to be workin’ and seein’ you again, Sam.
Sam offers a small smile, nodding as she continues holding Techne’s hand.
Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton: That umm … actually means a lot. I know I probably came off as a grade-A bitch upon joining Elysium. I wouldn’t have blamed you if you weren’t the most enthusiastic about being near me.
Sam offers a nonchalant shrug.
Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton: I’m much more used to being against the world and everyone in it rather than having supporters.
Azurine Vebbins: You were feudin’ wid my wife at da time and I felt compelled to support her wholeheartedly. Times change, dough. Now, I’m datin’ a woman from Philadelphia and you’re datin’ my…
Techne Vebbins: I believe Samanda and I are courtin’, Azurine. Da two of us were involved in messy break ups and didn’t want da oder heart to get broken if stuff went sideways. I mean, it hasn’t…made breakfast for her dis mornin’ and we’ve been clubbin’ on any night Sam feels da need to go out dancin’…
Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton: … Courting, huh?
She takes a moment to ponder on the term before nodding.
Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton: More or less, yeah. Testing the waters. Anything along those lines. For me, Techne, it’s more like … my own guideline. I’ve stayed single while wrestling because most couples don’t work out.
A slight twinge of jealousy floods through The Titaness as she thinks of one of the first couples who proved this theory wrong.
Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton: Tiami and Erik, Azurine and Alyssa … you’re some of the few exceptions. From what I’ve seen, though, it really does tend to be an unwise decision.
Techne Vebbins: Dat’s why I’m reluctant to become a grappler myself. Just seems too competitive for a woman of my temperament. When your sister’s named Nike and starts datin’ Jake Archer…
Azurine Vebbins: You look to find your own personal best. Believe you me, Sam. You should definitely test da waters, but don’t afraid to swim where you want in da lake when you’re usin’ da bosom buddy system. Bad pun on my part. Most importantly it’s da willin’ness to let someone support you, care for you, and be your biggest fan. Dat’s how I won Alyssa over…didn’t matter wheder it was a wrestlin’ match or football game, I cheered every accomplishment to da N-degree.
Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton: … Bosom buddy system?
That gets Sam to lightly chuckle.
Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton: Definitely a new term, that’s for sure. Buddy systems, I’ve heard of. But not with bosoms emphasized or included.
Sam goes quiet, now wearing a more stoic expression as she takes some time to seriously dwell on Azurine’s advice.
Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton: I mean, I’ll keep it all in mind and whatnot. But it’s much easier said than done. Techne’s not the only one with a temperament. I have that and then a lot more flaws with me. Most of them … well, they annoy the fuck out of other people. Understandably so, mind you, but point made nonetheless.
Techne feigns covering the ear with her non-holding hand.
Techne Vebbins: Oh, my virgin ears. And Sam, I know you have a temperament. We’ve trained for multiple days in da gym…I can sense what you’re like when you’re frustrated and want to…give someone a real what-for. Still, I’ve also seen you when da trainin’ was done for da day and you’d slyly nestle my hand into yours. Real Greco-Roman knuckle lock dis one gives. Still, I appreciate da opportunity to spend as much time wid you as I can and discover da tremendous Titaness dat stands next to me.
Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton: Stand beside?
Her smirk widens at those words.
Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton: More like towering over.
To help prove her point, Samantha briefly rests her arm atop Techne’s head, lowering it after a few moments. Sam remains quiet as she listens, now doing so for a very specific something as opposed to someone.
Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton: The main event probably isn’t too far off. I need to get near the ramp so I can go down towards it. Don’t worry though; it’s just shutting an annoying chihuahua and wannabe gangster-slash-’Master’ up. Should be more than easy enough to accomplish, particularly with both of them not doing their proper research.
At this, Sam forces her hand to untangle from Techne’s.
Techne Vebbins: I won’t worry my pretty little head ‘bout it one bit, Samanda. You got dis. Just one last din’ before you go…Azzy, I’m goin’ to need your help.
Azurine Vebbins has a vague idea and decides to Wheelbarrow Suplex Techne halfway so she can kiss Hamilton on the cheek for good luck. Techne then crawls to a vertical base.
Azurine Vebbins: Like Techne said, Champ, you got dis…
Samantha chuckles softly, accepting the relatively innocent kiss. After quickly thinking it over, she returns the favor and gives Techne a kiss on the mirror cheek.
Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton: I hope neither of you have weak stomachs. Because .. quite frankly? This may be even more violent than the Iron Rules matches I’ve had against F.M. Young. Azzy can fill you in on what that may or may not include.
Sam then offers both redheads a wave before turning and walking away, heading towards the ramp.
Azurine Vebbins: Your girlfriend’s goin’ to brutalize dose clowns. And I’m not sure I have da stomach to watch.
Techne Vebbins: Know I have da stomach to watch and maybe…worst-case scenario…I could try askin’ Samanda if she could kiss my tummy to make it feel better? And we’re courtin’, Azzy, Genius Louise…
The scene ends with the Vebbins Cousins walking to a nearby television monitor so they’ll be able to view the Main Event with minimal quiet and maximum peace, before we fade to commercials.
We are back to our show, and the fans look ready for the main event, as the cameras pan around the arena.
TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE MILE HIGH CHAMPIONSHIP
Samantha Hamilton vs. Isaac Combes vs. Candi Bratton
Ray Hudson: Welcome back, and it’s now time for the main event!
Wavy Crockett: Thank you, Ray! What did I miss?
As the actual lyrics of “You’re Going Down” by Sick Puppies begin playing, the Titaness saunters down the ramp. A sense of determination and resolve is found in her eyes. Despite wearing a more stern and serious expression, she’s not one to ignore any fans or supporters. Every now and again, she gives a wave or slight smirk. However, the Titaness mostly sticks to her more serious and stoic look.
Byron Brown: The following contest is your main event of the evening!!! It is a Triple Threat Match for one fall, and is to crown the first ever Mile High Wrestling Champion!!!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 145 pounds….. from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida……. Samantha “The Titaness” Hamilton!!!
When Samantha finally gets in front of the ropes, she steps over the top rope.
Wavy Crockett: I can actually see that Adam’s apple that Candi was talking about.
Ray Hudson: You better stop. That woman would rip you in half.
The lights in the arena dim before the instrumental of “Hail to the King” by Avenged Sevenfold starts playing. Blue flashes begin strobing to the guitar at the opening of the song. After the the first deeper riff “The Master” Issac Combes makes his way to the ring, accompanied by six other men.
Byron Brown: And one of her opponents… weighing in at 386 pounds….. from Oakland, California……. he is The Master!!!
The lights go back up as he enters, and takes, center ring. The six other men separate around the ring.
Ray Hudson: Who the hell are all these people?
Wavy Crockett: If you paid attention, you’d know exactly who these people are. And what do you mean by “these people”?
Ray Hudson: Wavy, I’m black, too.
Wavy Crockett: That’s debatable…
Robert Mack is asking Combes who these men are. Combes tells him that they are lumberjacks.
Ray Hudson: The Master trying to make this a lumberjack match.
Wavy Crockett: No, he ain’t trying nothing. He just told Rob that this was going to be a lumberjack match.
Ray Hudson: Well, he’s not the boss…
Wavy Crockett: But he is The Master…
Robert Mack and Combes are arguing about the men around the ring, when the hard rock screaming of In This Moment’s “Big Bad Wolf” blares over the loud system and into the arena as the graphic for “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton comes on the screen.
“Even with these chains you can’t stop me!”
Wavy: I’ve waited all night for this moment!!!
#Once upon a time there was a nasty little piggy filled with pride and greed
#Once upon a time there was an evil little piggy, typical disease
#You see this little pig is slowly becoming by worst enemy
#You see this evil pig, she’s a blood, blood, blood sucking part of me
Candi Bratton comes into the aisle, from the back, and pauses for a moment, as the fans begin to rain down a chorus of cheers. She offers them an uncaring smirk as she just shakes her head, her jet black hair lingering down around her shoulders. She wears very tight stretch pants and an oversized t-shirt that exclaims, “It Ain’t A Threesome If Two Are Dead”
Wavy Crockett: I want that shirt!
Byron Brown: And their opponent… weighing in at 250 pounds….. from Boville, Idaho……. “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton!!!
Candi’s ample form heads down towards the ring as she stops periodically and verbally spars with a fan at ringside who feels to need to comment on her weight. She reminds them that they aren’t all that attractive either in less than lady-like manner. As she moves around the outside of the ring, she continues to jest with the fans, making fun of them even though they keep cheering her.
Ray Hudson: The fans are actually cheering Candi Bratton. I don’t get it…
Candi stops when she sees a fan with a Titaness Hamilton sign and she grabs it and tears it to shreds, yelling “Hamilton ain’t shit!”
Ray Hudson: Well, if that doesn’t change the cheers into boos…
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig I’ve been everywhere that you’ve been
#Now I’ve got nothing to lose and everything to win
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig, I’m already under your skin
#’Cause I’m the big bad wolf now let the games begin
Candi goes up the ring steps, and continues through the ropes, flipping the crowd the bird and offers them a “Fuck You”. She takes the microphone from the ring announcer.
Wavy Crockett: Quiet down, Ray! My favorite wrestler is about to speak…
“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton: Shut the fuck up. You know I’m tired of hearing Little Miss Priss Samuel Hamilton running her big fat fucking mouth. She had the goddamned gall to take me to task for not talking about her? Well, fuck you, Hamilton. You and your goddamned man parts. I don’t have to talk about you because you ain’t worth me talking about. I’ve said all I fucking wanna say about your whiney ass. You seem to think this promotion revolves around you, but listen here motherfucker, this promotion revolves around me.
The fans begin to chant “Candi”.
“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton: Oh, shut the fuck up! And you, Herman Munster, I hope you brought that jar I told you to bring. That way when I rip your balls off, you’ll have something to carry them around in. Let’s get this shit going, I have a championship to win, motherfuckers!
Wavy Crockett: The best!
Candi tosses the microphone down and waits for the bell to ring.
DING DING DING
Ray Hudson: And here we go!
Special Guest Referee Robert Mack has called for the bell, and it seems like Samantha and Combes have agreed upon a temporary alliance against Candi.
Wavy Crockett: This is bullshit! That’s why the fans are cheering for Candi Bratton! Adam’s Apple is a sellout, aligning herself with The Master, just because she’s jealous of Candi Bratton’s fame…
Candi is cussing at both of her opponents, as they stand together with smirks on their faces.
Ray Hudson: I mean, the fans cheer for The Titaness, too…
Wavy Crockett: Not after this stunt…
Samantha and Combes both each take a step forward, but as Samantha takes a second step, Combes doesn’t. Samantha turns around confused, as Combes brings his leg up to big boot her down to the mat.
Wavy Crockett: That’s what you get, bitch! How could you trust The Master?
Candi is laughing at Samantha for falling for Combes’ trap. Combes looks over at Candi with a solid expression.
Ray Hudson: Your girl is about to get got…
Candi is talking smack to Combes, as both superstars walk to one another, getting face to face.
Wavy Crockett: She ain’t scared!
Candi quickly jumps out of the way, as Combes turns around into a spear by Samantha.
Ray Hudson: The Titaness back up, with a spear to The Master!
Candi quickly runs at Samantha with a forearm to the back. It seems to not effect Samantha very much, as she looks over her shoulder at Candi, with a snarl.
Ray Hudson: Hamilton looks unbothered…
Candi rolls out of the ring, as the fans boo. She starts flipping them off, and telling them to mind their business.
Ray Hudson: Sounds like they’re booing your girl now, Wavy…
Wavy Crockett: Fuck them.
Samantha has her hands on the ropes, yelling at Candi to get back into the ring and fight.
Ray Hudson: Hamilton wants a fight!
The six men start to surround Candi. Samantha starts to get out of the ring herself, but is knocked out onto the floor by Combes.
Wavy Crockett: It’s about to be a gangbang!
Three of the men start stomping away at Samantha, and three of the men attack Candi. The fans are booing extremely loud.
Ray Hudson: Get these men out of here! What the hell?
Combes is in the ring, laughing. Robert gets in his face, yelling at him for bringing these men out.
Ray Hudson: Come on, Rob! Get these savages out of here!
Combes gives Robert a dirty look before Robert rolls out of the ring. Robert starts yelling at all six men. They surround him.
Wavy Crockett: Our boss is fittin to get his muffin peeled back blue.
Robert tells them they all have to leave because they are now banned from ringside. Combes quickly gets out of the ring and starts cussing out Robert.
Ray Hudson: Things are falling apart already!
Robert tells Combes that if they don’t leave, then Combes will be taken out of the match.
Ray Hudson: That’s right! Restore order!
Combes is yelling that there are no disqualifications, and that’s not fair.
Wavy Crockett: He’s got a point, Ray…
Ray Hudson: Oh please…
Robert says that he is not going to repeat himself.
Ray Hudson: That’s what I’m talking bout, Rob!
Combes huddles up with his buddies.
Ray Hudson: Man, just get your boys out of here, and fight these women like a man.
Wavy Crockett: That don’t even sound right..
Ray Hudson: It’s 2018, Wavy!
Wavy Crockett: I guess.
Candi quickly goes to the timekeeper’s area, making Byron Brown get up from his chair.
Wavy Crockett: My girl is back up, and she’s fed up with the bullshit.
Combes’ six buddies are leaving, but not without a bunch of cussing and fussing.
Ray Hudson: That’s right! Hell yeah! The fuck outta here!!!
Wavy Crockett: Sit down, Ray…
Candi grabs the chair, folding it up, and starts heading back to Combes.
Wavy Crockett: That’s right! Break that motherfucker!
Ray Hudson: But you can stand up?
Wavy Crockett: Ayy…
Combes is spun around by Samantha, who hits him with a spinebuster onto the concrete floor.
Ray Hudson: I think the match is back to normal, now.
Candi quickly runs at Samantha with the chair, swinging it, as Samantha ducks. Candi swung so hard she loses grip of the chair, as it goes flying against the outside barricade.
Wavy Crockett: Shit, shit, shit.
Candi goes to grab the chair. When she turns around, Samantha is running at her with a spear, but last minute Candi jumps out of the way, as Samantha goes crashing shoulder first into the barricade.
Wavy Crockett: BOOM!
Ray Hudson: The Titaness crashes into the barricade!
Combes is getting up, so Candi decides to go deal with him. As he gets to his knee, Candi swings the chair as hard as she can against the back of his head.
Ray Hudson: Ouch!
Wavy Crockett: That’s my girl!
Combes is back down, and Candi is looking back and forth between him and Samantha.
Ray Hudson: Candi and that chair.
Candi starts beating Combes with the chair, reminiscent of last week with Anya.
Ray Hudson: Reminiscent of last week. Candi beating Combes with the steel chair.
Candi turns to see that Samantha is getting back to her feet. Candi walks over to her and raises the chair in the air, only to get a spinebuster from The Titaness.
Ray Hudson: Hamilton taking Candi down with impact!
Samantha wastes no time in getting Candi to her feet, and bringing her back to the ring. Samantha rolls Candi into the squared circle.
Ray Hudson: The Titaness means business!
Candi gets back to her feet as Samantha slides into the ring. Candi walks right into a chokeslam by Samantha.
Ray Hudson: Hamilton keeping Candi down!
Wavy Crockett: She still ain’t gonna win…
Samantha checks on Combes, and sees he’s still laying down. When she turns around, she sees that Candi is starting to move again.
Ray Hudson: I wouldn’t mind seeing Samantha Hamilton as our champion.
As soon as Candi gets to all fours, Samantha hooks Candi into a crucifix.
Ray Hudson: Hamilton about to make that a reality?
Samantha is applying aggressive pressure to Candi, as Robert Mack checks on the Tattle Tail.
Ray Hudson: Is Bratton gonna give up?
Wavy Crockett: No.
Combes is back up and in the ring. He stomps on Samantha, forcing her to let go of Candi.
Ray Hudson: The Master is back in the ring!
Wavy Crockett: Thank God for The Master!
Combes quickly kick pushes Candi out of the ring, before turning to an angry Samantha, who is getting to her feet.
Wavy Crockett: Nevermind…
Combes walks up on Samantha, who grabs Combes by the neck for a chokeslam.
Ray Hudson: Hamilton going for another chokeslam.
Combes hits her arm away from him, forcing The Titaness to let go. He then lifts his leg up to hit her with a second big boot, as she stumbles back into the second rope.
Ray Hudson: Combes getting out of The Titaness’ grip!
Samantha bounces back from the ropes, and runs at Combes with a spear.
Ray Hudson: Spear!!! You can’t keep this woman down!
Candi comes up behind Samantha and gives her an atomic drop.
Wavy Crockett: She’s back!
Candi runs to the ropes, and bounces back with a running splash.
Wavy Crockett: And she’s kicking that ass!
Candi looks to be preparing to get Samantha in The Confessional.
Wavy Crockett: It’s about to be over!
Ray Hudson: Candi looks to be preparing for The Confessional!
Samantha gets to her feet, and Candi goes to hook her in The Confessional, but Samantha starts throwing elbows back into Candi’s face.
Ray Hudson: Hamilton not falling victim that easily!
Combes runs at Samantha with an axe handle, knocking Samantha into Candi, causing Candi to fly out of the ring.
Ray Hudson: The Master back in the action!
Samantha turns back to Combes and gets brought down with a flapjack.
Ray Hudson: The Master taking Hamilton down.
Combes reveals he was hiding a pair of handcuffs in his bottom attire.
Ray Hudson: Wait a damn minute! What does he have those for?
Combes handcuffs one of Samantha’s wrists to the bottom turnbuckle.
Wavy Crockett: Shit getting real kinky around here…
Samantha comes to, and realizes she’s handcuffed to the turnbuckle wire. The fans are booing.
Ray Hudson: The Master has basically eliminated Hamilton from the match.
Wavy Crockett: It looks like Samantha has had it too easy these last two weeks. Tonight she faces a real challenge, and look what happens…
Candi slides back into the ring with a steel chair. Combes quickly runs at her, taking her down with a vicious big boot.
Ray Hudson: The Master looking real good!
Combes looks over at an angry Samantha, and smiles. He picks Candi up to her feet.
Ray Hudson: The Master is taunting Hamilton.
Combes gives Candi the Tower Fall. Samantha is very red in the face, as Combes laughs at her.
Ray Hudson: The Master might win this one…
Wavy Crockett: Come on, Candi!
Combes tells Samantha it’s over as he gets Candi to her feet again, this time holding her head with both hands.
Ray Hudson: I think he’s about to wrap this up….
Combes slams the Weight of the Crown into Candi, dropping her like a bag of potatoes.
Wavy Crockett: No…
Combes looks over at Samantha one more time, and winks.
Ray Hudson: This one’s over, people…
Samantha looks at Combes with fire in her eyes, as she jerks her wrist with all her might, breaking the cuff chain in two!!
Wavy Crockett: What the fuck?!!
Ray Hudson: Holy shit!!!
Combes’ jaw drops, as Samantha gets to her feet, and stares a hole through The Master.
Wavy Crockett: I’m not even in the ring and I just shit on myself.
Combes charges at Samantha, who clotheslines him down.
Ray Hudson: Half of the cuffs are still around Sam’s wrist!
The Master gets back to his feet to get another clothesline from The Titaness.
Ray Hudson: Clothesline after clothesline!
The Master gets up again to get a third clothesline from The Titaness.
Ray Hudson: Hamilton is fired up!!
The Master slowly gets to his feet as Samantha runs at him to give him another, but this time Combes gives her a spinebuster.
Ray Hudson: And The Master takes Hamilton down!
All three superstars lay on the mat for a moment, before Combes and Samantha start getting to their feet.
Ray Hudson: Candi still out cold from that vicious Weight of the Crown, earlier…
Samantha kicks Combes in the gut, and puts him in position for a powerbomb.
Ray Hudson: Hamilton setting The Master up for a powerbomb.
Samantha shockingly lifts, and slams, Combes into the mat with a powerbomb.
Ray Hudson: Oh my God! She really did that.
Wavy Crockett: Damn…
The fans are cheering. A lot of them standing on their feet, clapping.
Ray Hudson: Denver showing respect to The Titaness for her strength.
Samantha smirks, and then goes to the corner of the ring. She goes to the top rope.
Wavy Crockett: I know she ain’t about to try to fly….
Ray Hudson: She can do it all, Wavy!
Samantha flies off the top rope with a diving headbutt onto Combes.
Ray Hudson: Diving headbutt to The Master!
Samantha shakes the impact to her skull off, then looks over at Candi, with a smile.
Ray Hudson: Hamilton remembering that Candi is also in this match.
Samantha gets Candi to her feet.
Ray Hudson: She’s been waiting all week to get her hands on Candi Bratton!
Samantha Irish whips Candi to the ropes. Candi bounces back into the Defying The Gods, by The Titaness.
Ray Hudson: Defying The Gods!!!
Samantha runs her thumb across her neck, signifying the end.
Wavy Crockett: Candi…
Ray Hudson: Hamilton is claiming this match!
Samantha gets Candi to her feet, one more time, setting her up for the Wrath of the Titans.
Ray Hudson: Hamilton about to finish this match!
Candi unhooks her arms, drops to one knee, and gives Samantha a low blow.
Wavy Crockett: The hell?
Samantha feels a little pain, but obviously it doesn’t effect her as it would a man.
Wavy Crockett: Did Candi really just low blow Hamilton?
Samantha grabs Candi by the head, and Candi reaches up and slaps the hell out of Samantha. That hurts her a little more than the low blow.
Ray Hudson: Now that hurt!!
Samantha pushes her boot into Candi’s face, knocking her on her back.
Ray Hudson: And it only angered The Titaness!
Combes, out of nowhere, strikes Samantha in the back of the head with the Weight of the Crown. Samantha falls to her knees.
Ray Hudson: Weight of the Crown!!! Out of nowhere!!!
Combes uses his boot to push Samantha face first into the mat.
Ray Hudson: The Master has his chance!!
Combes starts preparing to end this match, as Candi gets to her feet.
Wavy Crockett: No, no, no!!!
Just as he brings his head back for the Weight of the Crown, Candi grabs Combes by his private area and starts squeezing.
Ray Hudson: Oh my!!!
Wavy Crockett: That’s what I’m talking about.
Ray Hudson: I believe that is called the Trash Compactor!
Combes looks at Candi with his eyebrow cocked, as Candi does the same.
Ray Hudson: Wait…
Combes smirks, and then slams the Weight of the Crown into Candi’s head, knocking her out.
Ray Hudson: What the hell?!!
Wavy Crockett: Candi was saying she thought The Titaness was a man, but I’m starting to wonder if The Master is a woman…
Combes reaches into his bottom attire, and pulls out a cup that he obviously has been wearing this whole time.
Wavy Crockett: You’ve got to be kidding me….
Ray Hudson: He came prepared….
The fans are booing loudly as Combes puts his foot on top of Candi.
Wavy Crockett: No!
Samantha, out of nowhere, breaks up the pinfall.
Ray Hudson: And Hamilton breaks up the pin fall!!! I thought it was over!
Samantha lays on the mat. Combes looks at her with frustration.
Ray Hudson: The Master is pissed off!
Combes grabs Samantha by the hair, wrapping it around his hand. He lifts her up to her knees.
Wavy Crockett: This portion of the match is brought to you by Pornhub.
Ray Hudson: Wavy…
Combes runs HIS thumb across his neck, signifying the end. The fans boo loudly, as he smiles.
Ray Hudson: The Master may very well be our champion…
Out of nowhere, Samantha hits a spinebuster on The Master.
Ray Hudson: Spinebuster to The Master!
Wavy Crockett: And isn’t she just the master of the spinebuster.
Samantha lays on the mat for a moment, before rolling out of the ring. She lifts the apron up, and reaches under the ring.
Ray Hudson: What is she reaching for?
Samantha pulls out a sledgehammer. The fans start cheering at the top of their lungs.
Ray Hudson: Hamilton is ready to end this match, once and for all….
Samantha slides into the ring, as Combes gets to his feet.
Wavy Crockett: What a cheater! What a hypocrite!
Ray Hudson: It’s legal in this match, Wavy.
Wavy Crockett: What makes it any better?
Ray Hudson: Ummm….that it’s legal?
Samantha runs at Combes and smashes the top end of the sledgehammer into his skull, taking him down.
Ray Hudson: Oh what an impact!!
Samantha raises the sledgehammer into the air, holding the bottom with both hands. She brings it down with powerful force, as Combes thankfully rolls out of the way, and out of the ring. The sledgehammer puts a hole in the ring mat.
Ray Hudson: My God!!
Wavy Crockett: Wow…
Candi gets on all fours, trying to get to her feet.
Ray Hudson: Candi has been grounded for some time now…
Samantha jerks the sledgehammer out of the ring mat, and looks at Candi.
Wavy Crockett: She’s going to kill her! Call the cops!
Candi gets to her feet, and Samantha shoves the top end of the sledgehammer into Candi’s skull.
Wavy Crockett: I’m calling the police!
Ray Hudson: Put your phone down, Wavy!
Suddenly there’s a woman cutting through the crowd and hopping the guardrailing. She’s dressed in a manner that might consider her to be homeless, except for the white paint on her face and the black around her eyes that drip down and make it seem as if she’s been crying. Her hair is disheveled, though a large braid sits a little crooked behind her head. The woman is wearing jeans, torn in several places as well as a tattered leather jacket that looks like it’s seen better days.
Ray Hudson: I think that…? I think that’s Lara Bratton! Candi’s daughter! What the hell is she doing in Mile High?
Wavy Crockett: Wait!! My favorite wrestler in the world has a younger, hotter daughter?
“The Prankster” Lara Bratton slides into the ring holding a cane, as the fans look on confused. Robert Mack asks her what the hell she is doing here. This causes Samantha to turn around, to see who Robert is talking to.
Ray Hudson: Wrong show, Lara…
Samantha looks confused and angry, as she approaches Lara with the sledgehammer.
Wavy Crockett: Leave her alone!
Ray Hudson: She chose to get into the ring!
Lara spit sprays a purple mist into Samantha’s face.
Ray Hudson: What the hell?!
Samantha drops the sledgehammer, as she starts wiping her eyes, trying to get the mist out.
Ray Hudson: What the hell was that?!
Lara smashes her cane across the side of Samantha’s head, as it shatters into pieces.
Ray Hudson: My goodness!!!
Robert starts yelling at Lara, as The Master slowly climbs into the ring.
Ray Hudson: Get her out of here!
Robert starts checking on Samantha, as Lara grabs the sledgehammer.
Ray Hudson: Rob!! Pay attention!!!
As Combes gets to his feet, Lara rams the sledgehammer into Combes’ skull.
Wavy Crockett: She is here to make sure her mom isn’t screwed.
Ray Hudson: Are you kidding me right now?
Robert walks over to Lara, and yanks the sledgehammer out of her hands. He tells her she has to leave, right now.
Ray Hudson: Hell yeah! Rob is a helluva ref!
Wavy Crockett: This is No DQ. How is he doing anything right?
Lara rolls her eyes, and then walks over to her mother. She starts shaking her, to wake her up.
Ray Hudson: Did she just ignore Robert Mack?
Robert grabs Lara by the wrist, turning her to him. He tells her again thay she has to go, or else.
Wavy Crockett: Leave her alone, Rob!
Lara walks away from Robert, back towards The Master, who is trying his best to pull himself up, using the ropes.
Ray Hudson: Kick her and Candi out of the ring, Rob!
Robert goes to her again, and tells her that if she doesn’t leave, her mom will be taken out of the match.
Ray Hudson: That’s what I’m talking about! Hell yeah!
Lara makes a facial expression, looking past Robert, that makes Robert jump out of the way at the same time as Lara, as a blinded Samantha comes flying where they were with a vicious spear that ends up connecting with The Master.
Ray Hudson: The Titaness out of nowhere, with a spear!
Lara quickly grabs Samantha and throws her out of the ring. Robert looks at her pissed, as she announces she’s leaving.
Ray Hudson: Kick Candi out of the match! Her daughter refuses to listen!
Wavy Crockett: She’s leaving, Ray!
Ray Hudson: It’s too late!
Wavy Crockett: You’re not the ref! Shut up!
Lara gets out of the ring, and starts backing her way up the ramp.
Ray Hudson: Well, if I was…
Candi crawls over to Combes and puts an arm over him. Robert is hesitant to count at first, but goes ahead and does the job.
Ray Hudson: That was so close!!! Oh my God!!! That would have been the biggest upset in wrestling history!!!
Wavy Crockett: She was so close…
Candi crawls over to the sledgehammer.
Wavy Crockett: There you go, Candi! Finish these frauds! You don’t even need your daughter!
Samantha starts climbing up the apron.
Ray Hudson: Hamilton coming back to the match, from the outside…
Candi runs at her with the sledgehammer and smashes it into her skull, knocking her off the apron and face first into the barricade.
Wavy Crockett: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Candi closes her eyes, resting on the ring ropes, for a moment.
Ray Hudson: Candi looks like she’s getting too old for this shit. No offense, but we don’t need her representing our company, Wavy!
Candi lifts the sledgehammer up, and brings it down onto Combes’ ribs.
Ray Hudson: Sledgehammer to the ribs of The Master!
Candi brings the sledgehammer down two more times, before dropping it outside of the ring. The Master is coughing up blood.
Ray Hudson: This is absolutely sick!
Wavy Crockett: I love it!
Candi goes for the pin.
Wavy Crockett: OH MY GOD!!! SHE DID IT!!! SHE ACTUALLY DID IT!!!
Lara was on the stage area still, and comes running down the ramp.
DING DING DING
Lara slides into the ring, as her mom is in sitting position. “Big Bad Wolf” by In This Moment starts blaring over the arena sound system.
Wavy Crockett: She did it!!!
Byron Brown: And the winner of this match… and your first EVER Mile High Wrestling Champion….. “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton!!!!!
Robert Mack, already having got out of the ring after the three count, slides back into the ring holding the championship belt.
Ray Hudson: I can’t believe this…
Wavy Crockett: Hater!!
Lara snatches the belt out of his hand and quickly shoves it at her mom, as confetti starts shooting from the arena roof.
Ray Hudson: I might catch shit for this….but an old woman is our champion….
Wavy Crockett: But she’s the best! Hater!!
Robert looks at Lara, shaking his head. He then slightly smiles, and mouths “congrats” to Candi, before heading out of the ring.
Wavy Crockett: “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton is our Mile High Wrestling Champion!!!
Samantha is shown sitting outside, with her back against the barricade, pissed off.
Wavy Crockett: Awww! Boo fucking hoo!!
Ray Hudson: She fought her heart out, Wavy!!
Lara helps her mom to her feet. Candi holds the belt in the air, as there are still some cheers for her, but you can now also hear some boos.
Robert Mack: Excuse me…
The music fades away, as everyone turns to the stage area to see Robert Mack with a mic.
Ray Hudson: Uh oh…. what is this?
Robert Mack: Congratulations again, Ms. Candi Bratton…
A mixture of boos and cheers.
Robert Mack: I told you from day one I was excited to have you on this roster. And you told me I wouldn’t once I saw what you were all about…
Robert slightly laughs.
Robert Mack: You won by any means necessary. You deserve it…
Candi says that Robert is fucking right she deserves it.
Robert Mack: But there is a guy who has been here since day one, who I would have loved to see in this match tonight. However… he didn’t make it to Denver in time to fight on our first show…
The fans start buzzing about who he’s talking about.
Robert Mack: But I feel like he has been one of the harder workers, regardless, since day one. And that’s why… on July 11th… you will defend that belt at The Rise In Phoenix….
Candi and Lara look up the ramp, confused.
Robert Mack: Against Skrabal Stanzas!!!
Ray Hudson: Oh my!! That’s interesting…..
Candi flips Robert off, as the fans cheer for the announcement of the first Pay-Per View’s main event.
Wavy Crockett: Why the hell would he just ruin her championship celebration with that stupid ass news?!
Ray Hudson: Goodnight, everyone! It’s going to be interesting next week. See you then…
Mile High Wrestling fades off with Candi holding up the belt in one hand, and her middle finger in the other. Her daughter has both her middle fingers in the air.
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