Wednesday, May 23, 2018
Streaming LIVE only on Stanton Media
Robert Mack: The six superstars who are victorious tonight…..will fight next week in three separate one on one qualifying matches. The three winners of those matches will face off in a Triple Threat Match, in two weeks, to crown the first ever Mile High Wrestling Champion!!
Robert says something off microphone to Katrina, before continueing.
Robert Mack: So ladies and gentlemen….without further ado….the Mile High Wrestling Championship!!
Katrina pulls the blanket off, reveiling the official Mile High Wrestling Championship.
Ray Hudson: Weight of the Crown!!!!!
Combes goes for the pin.
Wavy Crockett: And that’s all she wrote!!
The referee calls for the bell, as the instrumental to “Hail To The King” by Avenged Sevenfold starts playing throughout the arena.
DING DING DING
Byron Brown: And the winner of your main event….. The Masteeeer!!!!!
The referee goes to grab Combes’ wrist and Combes jerks away. Combes celebrates on his own, as the fans boo at the outcome of the match.
Ray Hudson: The Master will fight in one of the three Qualifying Matches, next week!
Ginger tries to fight out of the submission, but Cult only pulls on her arm tighter. Ginger finally taps out!!! The referee calls for the bell.
Wavy Crockett: Damnitt!! This is not my night…
DING DING DING
Byron Brown: And the winner of this match… as a result of a submission….. Cult Manhattan!!!
“Cherry Pepsi” by Saint Pepsi comes onto the sound system, as Cult Manhattan stands up and celebrates her victory.
Ray Hudson: So Cult Manhattan will be fighting in one of the three Qualifying Matches next week, for the chance to become Mile High Wrestling Champion…
Ripley gets to his feet, and the referee grabs his wrist and holds his arm in the air.
Ray Hudson: This means that Ripley will be fighting in a Qualifying Match next week, for a chance to fight for the Mile High Wrestling Championship.
Ripley walks over to Mosh and extends his hand. Mosh grabs it and Ripley helps him to his feet. They shake hands, and then hold each other’s arms up.
Samantha runs her thumb across her neck signifying the end. She picks Chris up once more, setting him up for one of her two finishers. She goes with Atlas Shrugged, dropping Chris with powerful impact.
Ray Hudson: The Titaness hits Connor with the Atlas Shrugged!!!
Samantha goes for the pin all while looking deep into the camera.
Wavy Crockett: And it’s over, just like that!!!
The referee calls for the bell as Samantha pushes her forearm into Chris’s face to push herself up.
DING DING DING
“You’re Going Down” by Sick Puppies begins playing in the arena as the referee raises Samantha’s arm.
Byron Brown: And the winners of this match… “Desert Rose” Anya and “Tattle Tail” Candiiiii Bratton!!!
As Anya turns away to hold her own arms in the air, Candi comes up behind her and hooks her in The Confessional, and her music fades away.
Ray Hudson: Wait a minute!!
Wavy Crockett: Should’ve saw that coming…
The referee is trying to pull Candi off, but she just applies the submission even harder. Anya’s face is turning bright red.
Wavy Crockett: She said she didn’t want to be anyone’s tag partner. It’s all about Candi Bratton!!
The other two referees come running out, and all three are trying to pull Candi off. They are finally successful, but they end up running out of the ring as Candi starts swinging at them. The fans are booing loudly.
Ray Hudson: I’m getting word that not only are both these women getting a chance to earn a title match in two weeks….but they will be facing EACH OTHER one on one in one of those three Qualifying Matches, next week!!
Wavy Crockett: Make Bratton great again!!
The show starts off with the official opening video. “Colorado” by TECH N9NE starts playing for the first 27 seconds of the track, and then the hook is looped for a second time.
Yeah, uh-huh, uh-oh, no, damn
An overview of Downtown Denver is shown during the night, with a baby blue and orange color scheme.
It-it-it-it-it-it that good Colora-
The screen flickers back and forth rapidly, between cuts of Downtown Denver and the Mile High Wrestling logo, concluding with the logo turning sideways and spinning off into the screen like a ninja star.
(-Do, do, do, do)
You know it’s that fire
I can’t get no higher
Samantha “The Titaness” Hamilton is shown flexing into the camera, followed by “Desert Rose” Anya flying in the air with a moonsault.
(Do, do, do, do)
I came to turn the night up
Now watch me as I light up
“The Party Boy” Chris Mosh is shown high fiving some fans, followed by Cult Manhattan strutting during her entrance.
(-Do, do, do, do)
You know it’s that fire
I can’t get no higher
“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton is shown yelling at an opponent, followed by “Next Generation” Luke Corvo flying in the air with a frog splash.
(Do, do, do, do)
I came to turn the night up
Now watch me as I light up
Skrabz is shown sitting around with other Toll Gang members, followed by “The Master” Issac Combes lighting up a cigar, as the video fades away, and the cameras are in the arena where fireworks are exploding. The instrumental to “Colorado” plays through the sound system, as the camera pans around the Denver crowd.
Ray Hudson: Welcome everyone to Mile High Wrestling!!!
Wavy Crockett: We about to get high in the Magness Arena!
Ray Hudson: Ummm no…. But we ARE about to have an amazing night. Three Qualifying Matches taking place tonight, to determine who will fight in next week’s Triple Threat Mile High Wrestling Championship Main Event Match!!
Wavy Crockett: Like I said, we getting high tonight!
“I Ain’t Playin” by Mystikal comes onto the arena speakers, to start the show off. All three members of Streetz come out wearing all black, with bandanas on their faces.
Ray Hudson: What are they doing coming out? They aren’t even scheduled for a match tonight…
Wavy Crockett: It ain’t a party without my boys.
They get into the ring, and Dirt asks for a microphone. As the music fades, and Dirt puts the mic to his mouth, Roach also asks for a mic.
Wavy Crockett: Everybody be quiet. My people got something to say!
Dirt: The whole world is laughing.
Dirt pulls the bandana from over his face.
Dirt: The streetz ain’t taking us serious anymore.
Roach: And why is that, my mans?
Dirt: Because we lost our first match to somebody’s grandma.
The fans are booing Streets.
Wavy Crockett: Why are these people booing?
Roach: You people can laugh all you want to, but the truth is we ain’t take that match serious last week. You think we want to hurt people’s grandmas?
Dirt: We might be on that gangsta shit, but we got a little bit more respect than that. My boys had a little bit more respect than that.
Roach: We ain’t as bad as you people may think.
Dirt: Truth is, my boys could’ve ended both them women’s careers last week. Grandma Bratton would’ve filled them Depends up.
Dirt and Roach laugh, while B-Lo slightly smiles.
Wavy Crockett: Ahahahhahahahha!
Ray Hudson: Not funny…
Dirt: But my boys decided to take it easy. That’s just the real truth to it all.
Roach: Look at us! We the Streetz! Them little ladies ain’t have a chance. Shit, my probation officer would’ve had me locked up if I would’ve really whooped them ladies.
Ray Hudson: I bet…
Dirt: So you can laugh and joke and not take us serious all you want, but at the end of the day we know what it is.
Wavy Crockett: I know what it is, Ray!
Roach nods his head in approval.
Roach: Stop putting us in the ring with senior citizens, and set us up with a real challenge.
Dirt: And in no time we will be champions.
You can hear Candi Bratton’s voice over the sound system.
“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton: Hey, tiny peckers! You lost because you fucking suck!
Ray Hudson: Wait a minute…
Coming down the aisle, Candi Bratton has a microphone and she is marching towards the ring. Immediately following her are several members of staff security trying to talk her back.
Wavy Crockett: There go my favorite wrestler!
“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton: You know, you can come out here and make all the goddamned excuses in the world, but everyone saw how I made your ass tap out last week. You were crying like a little bitch.
Streetz look from one to the other, shaking their heads, denying that accusation.
“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton: But don’t you fucking worry, because we’re about to have a repeat of last week right god damned now.
Wavy Crockett: Oh shit!!
Candi drops the mic and slides into the ring as Streetz begin to swarm over her. She nails Dirt with a low blow, and pokes B-Lo in the eye. Roach takes a wild swing and Candi ducks and clamps on the Confessional. However the other two recover enough to begin to lay the boots to the brash superstar.
Ray Hudson: They didn’t want to beat up a grandma last week, but they have no problem this week?
Soon it’s three on one as Roach joins in.
Wavy Crockett: They don’t want a repeat of last week…
The fans suddenly pop as Anya sprints down the aisle. Anya slides into the ring and quickly sends Roach out of the ring. The other two turn their attention to Anya, as Candi recovers.
Ray Hudson: Business picking up.
All three members of Streetz are now outside the ring and pointing to the two ladies inside the ring.
Ray Hudson: Them boys running again. Bunch of cowards!
From behind, Candi tries to get the Confessional on Anya again, but Anya is ready for it as she spins around and takes a swing at Candi, who ducks and rolls out of the ring and points up to Anya.
Wavy Crockett: She almost got that girl!
Ray Hudson: Anya not letting it happen twice.
You can hear Candi yell, “I didn’t need your help. You’re the one that’s going to need help tonight. Help from the ring after I break your fucking neck!”
Ray Hudson: I can’t wait to see these two ladies collide tonight.
The two ladies exchange a few words before Candi flips Anya the bird and heads to the back.
Ray Hudson: We gotta take our first commercial break. We’ll be back with more action.
We go to our first commercial break.
We return from commercials, where Katrina Mack is in her office, pacing back and forth, on the phone.
Katrina Mack: I’m trying to tell you he is here, but I don’t know where he is!
She listens to whoever she is talking to on the phone.
Katrina Mack: We came into the arena together, earlier today. We were about to go meet up with Samantha Hamilton to finally officially finish up her contract, and he started acting weird. Next thing I know, I can’t find him.
Katrina Mack: Yes, I’ve tried calling him. He’s not answering his phone. I’ve asked around. No one has seen him…
She listens, looking very stressed out.
Katrina Mack: The show has already started. This just isn’t like him…
Katrina Mack: No, he still hasn’t told me why he fired Angel.
She listens, nodding her head.
Katrina Mack: Yeah, let me let you go. If he’s not around, I gotta make sure this show runs smooth. I’ll talk to you later.
Katrina hangs up her phone, plops down on the sofa, and buries her face in her hands, as the cameras return to the arena.
Mile High Wrestling Championship Qualifying Match
“The Master” Issac Combes
Ray Hudson: Our boss isn’t here tonight?
The lights in the arena go out and the sound effect of thunder echoes throughout the arena, as the entrance way and ring are illuminated in a neon blue light. “Redneck Stomp” by Obituary then hits. Ripley walks out onto the stage wearing a black hoodie with the hood up, black wrestling tights, and black boots. He turns around showing off a large white skull on the back of his hoodie. He faces forward and stands on the top of the entrance way, looking around the arena as the crowd erupts in cheers.
Ray Hudson: I wonder what’s going on with Robert Mack…
Byron Brown: The following match is for one fall, and is a Qualifying Match for next week’s Mile High Wrestling Championship Triple Threat Match!!! Introducing first… from Brooksville, Florida….. weighing in at 240 pounds……. Ripley!!!
Ripley starts walking towards the ring. As he does, he lets out a large scream of “Let’s Go!”.
Wavy Crockett: I hope Ripley doesn’t plan to shake hands with The Master.
Ray Hudson: I think he made it clear this week that’s not something he expects.
As Ripley makes his way down the aisle, to the ring, he takes time to slap the hands of a few fans. Once he reaches the ring he stops and looks at it then quickly walks up the steel steps and enters the ring.
Ray Hudson: I was really looking forward to finding out why Angel Smith was fired earlier this week.
Wavy Crockett: Let it go, Ray. The show must go on…
In the ring, Ripley paces around. He then climbs up in one of the corners of the ring to look out at all of the fans. He points to a few fans as the crowd continues to cheer. He then hops down unzipping his hoodie and tosses it to ringside, walking to the center of the ring, as his music fades out and the lights return to normal.
Ray Hudson: And Ripley actually has his own TV show, right here on Stanton Media. It’s already two episodes deep into the season, and it’s a pretty interesting show. Silver Lake is what it’s called.
Wavy Crockett: Time to see Ripley get murdered.
The lights dim before the instrumental of “Hail To The King” by Avenged Sevenfold begins to play, with blue flashes strobing to the guitar at the opening of the song. After the the first deeper riff, “The Master” Issac Combes makes his way to the ring.
Byron Brown: And his opponent… from Oakland, California….. weighing in at 386 pounds……. The Master!!!
Ray Hudson: He sure is a big man…
The lights go back up as Combes enters, and takes, center ring.
Wavy Crockett: And he is about to dominate!
DING DING DING
Referee Regina Ball has called for the bell and the two superstars get face to face in the middle of the ring.
Ray Hudson: Well, like Mr. Ripley said during his entrance; Let’s Go!!
Combes looks like he’s about to step back, but surprises Ripley with an overhead chop.
Wavy Crockett: What I told you, Ray!!
Combes quickly reaches down, placing both hands around Ripley’s neck, and lifts him back to his feet.
Wavy Crockett: Ripley might as well be a rag doll.
Combes keeps one hand around Ripley’s neck and places the other hand on his back, lifting Ripley up for a thunderous chokeslam.
Wavy Crockett: BOOM!!
Ray Hudson: The Master truly dominating the beginning of this match…
Combes gets Ripley to his feet again. This time Ripley gives Combes a spine buster, out of nowhere.
Ray Hudson: But Ripley isn’t going to let it be that easy…
Ripley quickly drops an elbow on Combes. He gets to his feet and drops another elbow on Combes.
Ray Hudson: Ripley staying on top of The Master. Not letting up. Smart strategy!!
Ripley is back on his feet, jumps in the air, and comes down with a third elbow drop.
Ray Hudson: Ripley with a third elbow drop.
Wavy Crockett: He’s only making the beast angrier…
Combes slowly gets to his feet, holding his ribs. Ripley goes to grab him, but Combes shoves Ripley away, causing him to stumble backwards into the ropes. Ripley bounces off the ropes and comes back with a rebound clothesline.
Ray Hudson: Clothesline from Ripley, but Combes is still on his feet.
Wavy Crockett: Weak clothesline…
Combes stays on his feet, so Ripley quickly throws a European uppercut at Combes. Combes stumbles.
Wavy Crockett: He can’t get my boy back down!
Ripley throws another European uppercut. Combes stumbles some more, but still doesn’t fall.
Ray Hudson: Ripley having a hard time getting The Master down.
Ripley gives Combes a neckbreaker.
Ray Hudson: And again, Ripley proves everyone wrong. The Master is down!!
Ripley starts to hook Combes into the sharpshooter, but Combes starts kicking Ripley away.
Wavy Crockett: My boy is coming back, now!
Ray Hudson: The Master kicking his way out of a sharpshooter.
Ripley finally loses his grip, and stumbles backwards. Combes gets to his feet and is met with a spear by Ripley!!!
Ray Hudson: Out of nowhere!!!
Ripley goes to the corner of the ring and starts signaling for the Mark of Failure.
Ray Hudson: It looks like Ripley is planning to perform his finisher.
Combes slowly starts pulling himself up, using the ropes.
Wavy Crockett: The Mark of Failure is for failures. The Master is not a failure.
Ripley is jumping up and down, getting ready to take Combes’ head off.
Ray Hudson: If he hits it, it might be the end for The Master!
As soon as Combes is up, Ripley runs across the ring, but Combes comes running at him too, and smashes Ripley in the head with the Weight of the Crown!!!
Ray Hudson: Oh my!!!
Wavy Crockett: I told you! I told you! I told you!
Combes puts his foot on top of Ripley, for the pin.
Wavy Crockett: And that’s all she wrote!
Wavy Crockett: What in the blue hell?!!!
Ray Hudson: Ripley just kicked out of the Weight of the Crown!!!
Combes looks infuriated. Ripley starts crawling to the ropes. Combes is shaking his head.
Ray Hudson: The heart of Ripley!
Combes grabs Ripley by the head, and brings him to his feet. Combes gives Ripley a second Weight of the Crown.
Ray Hudson: Well damn…
Combes pins Ripley again.
Wavy Crockett: He can’t do it a second time…
Wavy Crockett: My man!!!
The ref calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Ray Hudson: The Master advances to next week’s main event.
The instrumental for “Hail To The King” by Avenged Sevenfold begins playing throughout the arena.
Byron Brown: And the winner of this match… advancing to next week’s Championship Match….. The Master!!!
Wavy Crockett: We looking at our first Mile High Champion!
The referee raises Combes arm, and Combes snatches his arm away from her. He drops down, and rolls out of the ring.
Ray Hudson: Where the hell is he going?
Combes walks over to the time keeper’s area and grabs a small box, just like the one from his last promo video.
Ray Hudson: Wait a damn minute…
Wavy Crockett: My dawg bout to give Ripley his own version of the Mark of Failure!
Combes climbs back into the ring, as Ripley still lays unconscious.
Ray Hudson: Don’t do it! Have a little respect…
Combes opens the box, then places his right palm into it, getting ink on it.
Ray Hudson: This is so disrespectful!
Combes tosses the box out of the ring.
Wavy Crockett: It is what it is, Ray!
Combes walks up to Ripley, grabs him by his head with his left hand, and slaps his right hand across Ripley’s chest, leaving his handprint. The fans boo loudly.
Wavy Crockett: This is the greatest shit I’ve ever seen!
Combes stands in the middle of the ring laughing.
Ray Hudson: I’m happy to announce we are going to take a break. We’ll be back with more action.
We go to a commercial break.
We are back from our break and the cameras are backstage with Streetz, who are talking about earlier.
Roach: Man Dirt, I ain’t with that shit, big homie. Them two ladies bout to make me slap a bitch.
Dirt: Calm down, my G. We gon get our revenge. You can put that on God.
Both Roach and B-Lo look at Dirt, with curiosity.
Roach: What we bout to do?
Dirt: Shit, we bout to chill…
Roach looks confused.
Dirt: That’s what we bout to do. But later tonight…we gon ruin they main event match.
Dirt: Ain’t gon be no winner tonight. This show ending with us on top. Bet!!
Roach and B-Lo dap each other up, as the scene fades.
“The Real Deal” Dillon Daniels
Ray Hudson: The whole show is going to get out of control if we don’t find Robert Mack.
Wavy Crockett: This has nothing to do with Robert Mack missing. Them ladies should’ve minded their business. Especially Anya!
“Cult of Personality” by Living Colour begins to play over the sound system, as the cameras return to the arena. “The Real Deal” Dillon Daniels steps from behind the curtain, looking focused.
Byron Brown: The following contest is for one fall!!! Making his way to the ring first… from Chicago, Illinois….. weighing in at 218 pounds……. “The Reeal Deeal” Dillooooon Daniels!!!
Dillon Daniels walks down the ramp, and slides into the ring. He bounces around, staying focused.
Wavy Crockett: This guy thinks he’s a boxer.
Tempa T’s “Next Hype” starts to play throughout the arena. The beat builds for ten seconds and then Skrabal Stanzas can be heard saying “Are you dizzy blud?”. The beat explodes and Tempa T immediately comes in with his lyrics.
What kind of things that you have
When I find out don’t expect me to stop
I’ll come for the P’s that you stack
And come for all the food that you plot
Better hand over the bag
Your boys don’t wanna see you shot
If I kick down the door to your flat
Dun know I’ll clear out your house on the spot
Wavy Crockett: I’m still trying to see if this guy wants to rap battle.
Ray Hudson: Wavy…
Wavy Crockett: You know I spit fire, Ray!
Skrabal Stanzas comes walking out from the back and poses with his arms stretched out.
Byron Brown: And his opponent… from Margate, England….. weighing in at 195 pounds……. Skrabal Stanzas!!!
CLEAR! All the things in your house
CLEAR! All the things in your fridge
SMASH! All your plates from your rack
CLEAR! All of your kids’ toys
CLEAR! All of your CD rack
Won’t get none of your CD’s back
Ray Hudson: Huge opportunity for Mr. Skrabz here. His first match is against one of the two superstars in last week’s main event.
Skrabz walks to the ring, his slow but deliberate swagger in direct contrast with the hype beat and aggressive lyrics.
I have to punch up guys
Guys try it with me, I don’t know why
Bax! Pax man straight in his eyes
They floored me, I was looking at the sky
Par! Now I have to go blind
That boy there I swear he gonna die
You’re not bad you’re a mug don’t think you’re a guy
When I slap man you won’t be alright
Wavy Crockett: I’m still trying to figure out why Dillon was in the main event last week, though.
Skrabz walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. He stands in the corner of the ring and leans back against the turnbuckle with his arms folded across his chest as the music fades out.
DING DING DING
Ray Hudson: And here we go!
Referee Jack Glascock has called for the bell and both superstars meet in the middle. Skrabz looks to be telling something to Daniels that implies he doesn’t take Daniels serious. Daniels looks into his eyes with intensity.
Ray Hudson: Skrabz first mistake may be not taking The Real Deal serious.
Wavy Crockett: Naw, that would be Dillon’s first mistake.
Skrabz pushes Daniels away on his forehead. Daniels throws a right, but Skrabz quickly dropkicks Daniels before he can connect the punch.
Ray Hudson: Skrabz showcasing his speed.
Skrabz points down at Daniels, unimpressed, looking out at the audience to see if they feel how he feels.
Wavy Crockett: Dillon playing the jobber role tonight.
Ray Hudson: That’s not nice, Wavy.
Wavy Crockett: But it’s true though…
Daniels stands back up, looking at Skrabz with anger. Daniels starts bouncing around with his fists up. Both superstars meet in the middle again.
Wavy Crockett: This guy is a joke.
Ray Hudson: I got respect for him.
Daniels throws another right, but Skrabz blocks it with his lower arm and then quickly hits Daniels with two left jabs before swiftly moving away.
Ray Hudson: Skrabz is a swift young man!
Daniels moves his jaw up and down and shakes it off. Daniels walks up on Skrabz and catches three more left jabs, followed by a right cross, knocking Daniels down to the mat.
Wavy Crockett: Mannnn, Dillon is getting fucked up!
Skrabz looks at his wrist like he’s checking the time. Daniels slowly gets back up, frustrated. Skrabz asks Daniels if he’s going to do anything.
Wavy Crockett: Skrabz is bullying this lil dude.
Ray Hudson: Skrabz is certainly looking impressive.
Daniels runs at Skrabz right into a scoop slam. Skrabz looks into the crowd and shrugs.
Ray Hudson: Scoop Slam to The Real Deal!
Daniels slowly gets up, holding his back in pain. Skrabz smirks at his opponent.
Wavy Crockett: My dude is enjoying this.
Skrabz grabs Daniels by the head to do another move, but Daniels starts throwing rights and lefts to Skrabz’ midsection.
Ray Hudson: Daniels is finally fighting back!!
Skrabz knees Daniels in the stomach. Daniels stumbles back. Skrabz takes a step towards Daniels, and Daniels throws more lefts and rights to Skrabz’ midsection.
Ray Hudson: More rights and lefts from The Real Deal!!
Daniels throws a mean right at Skrabz jaw, knocking Skrabz down.
Ray Hudson: And he gets Skrabz down!
Daniels gets on top of Skrabz and starts throwing rights and lefts into his face. Skrabz pushes Daniels off.
Wavy Crockett: We knew that shit wasn’t going to last long…
Skrabz is to his feet, and Daniels runs at him with a flying clothesline. As Daniels flies at Skrabz, he’s caught out of nowhere with an SBC!!!
Ray Hudson: SBC!!! Holy shit!!
Wavy Crockett: Hell yeah!!
Skrabz gets to his feet and starts talking mad trash to Daniels. He starts kicking at Daniels to get up.
Wavy Crockett: Pin that boy! End that shit!
Daniels looks completely out of it.
Ray Hudson: Looks like Skrabz has something else in mind…
Daniels gets to sitting position, not knowing where he is. Skrabz delivers a Penalty Kick to Daniels, and then goes for the cover.
Wavy Crockett: It’s over…
The ref calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Wavy Crockett: Go home, Dillon!
Ray Hudson: Stop it…
Skrabz celebrates his victory in the ring.
Byron Brown: And the winner of this match… Skrabal Stanzas!!!
Skrabz hops out of the ring, feeling real good. The cameras then goes backstage where Cult Manhattan is shown unconscious with people around her panicking.
Wavy Crockett: Damn, what happened to her?
Ray Hudson: We’re getting word that Cult Manhattan was found unconscious, moments ago.
Katrina Mack comes running up, confused.
Katrina Mack: What the hell is going on?! Who did this?! This can’t be happening!!!
Backstage Worker: No one knows. Brittany found her like this.
Katrina Mack: Her fucking match is next…
Everyone looks stressed out as we go to a commercial break.
We are back from commercial break with a video package. The instrumental of “Colorado” begins to play as the image of two bare feet cover most of the big screen. Deuce Holmes’ face is unknown and unfocused.
A very feminine and well manicured hand holding a sharpie comes into view. Slowly, she writes in large clear letters, the words “STRONG” and “MAY” on one foot. And the word “STYLE” with the number “30” on the other.
As the scene fades to black, the big screen reads:
BAREFOOT STRONG STYLE
Mile High Wrestling Championship Qualifying Match
Samantha “The Titaness” Hamilton
//◭// CVLT MANHΔTṪAN //◭//
We are back in the arena. As the actual lyrics of “You’re Going Down” by Sick Puppies begin playing, the Titaness saunters down the ramp. A sense of determination and resolve can be found in her eyes. Despite wearing a more stern and serious expression, she doesnt ignore any fans or supporters.
Byron Brown: The following match is a Qualifying Match for the Mile High Wrestling Championship Triple Threat Match next week, and is for one fall! Introducing first… from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida….. weighing in at 145 pounds……. Samantha “The Titaness” Hamilton!!!
Ray Hudson: Welcome back to the show, and we do not have an idea what they are going to do about this match…
Every now and again, Samantha gives a wave or slight smirk. But mostly Samantha sticks to her more serious and stoic look.
Wavy Crockett: Does she even have a match?
Ray Hudson: Her opponent was found unconscious moments ago, before we went to commercial break. It seems like we are still going to have a match here, but who is going to be Cult Manhattan’s replacement on such short notice?
Wavy Crockett: Maybe Katrina is about to step in…
When Samantha finally gets in front of the ropes, she slips through the middle and top ropes.
Ray Hudson: Even more interesting is that Byron said this was still a Qualifying Match. Other than the two in the main event tonight, no one else has earned a spot in this Qualifying Match.
Samantha is speaking with Senior Referee Michael Mack. He doesn’t seem to know what is going to happen, since Cult Manhattan was attacked moments ago.
Wavy Crockett: I hope they don’t give Ripley a second chance…
The lights go completely out, minus camera flashes.
Ray Hudson: Who could this be?
Wavy Crockett: I think it’s The Undertaker…
You can hear someone lightly breathing over the arena speakers. You can see the back of a man’s head on the titantron, but its hard to make much out due to the lack of lighting.
Wavy Crockett: Kind of Sci-Fi shit is this?
The breathing stops and the head slowly turns, as the screen lights up a little more, revealing the following image.
Ray Hudson: Holy shit!
Wavy Crockett: Who that is?
Ray Hudson: That’s Snakebite! He was recently in a rivalry with The Titaness in another company!
The lights start flickering green and purple to the beat of “Problem” by Webbie & Boosie BadAzz. As the intro of the song plays, the camera pans around the crowd.
Wavy Crockett: Is he even under contract with Mile High?
Ray Hudson: Not to my knowledge. I mean….yeah, he is. Kind of…
Wavy Crockett: Huh?
As soon as the hook begins, the camera focuses on the stage area, where Snakebite slowly walks out from behind the curtain, wearing his bright green fuzzy armless jacket. The crowd gets loud.
Ray Hudson: These two both left the company before their rivalry could be resolved.
The camera focuses in on Snakebite’s face, as he shows an unsettling smile on his face.
Wavy Crockett: This dude looks like he’s a killer!
Ray Hudson: You do know that’s our boss, right?
Wavy Crockett: Huh?
Snakebite mouths “got a problem?” right before the hook ends. As soon as the first verse begins, he begins walking down the ramp, with a disgusted look on his face.
Byron Brown: And her opponent… from Baton Rouge, Louisiana….. weighing in at 200 pounds……. Snakebite!!!
Snakebite walks up the stairs of the ring during the last two bars of the first verse, and grabs the ring post as the hook kicks back in. Snakebite looks around the crowd before stepping onto the apron and climbing through the ropes, as the crowd gets louder.
Wavy Crockett: So he’s taking Angel’s position?
Ray Hudson: No, I’m trying to tell you we found Robert Mack
Wavy Crockett: What?
Snakebite holds both middle fingers up to the crowd, and walks around the ring, to assure every fan gets the middle finger. He then holds those middle fingers up to The Titaness, who seems like she’s boiling.
Wavy Crockett: You trying to convince me that that’s Rob? Get the fuck out of here!
Snakebite slides his jacket off, as the song fades away and the lights return to normal.
DING DING DING
Senior referee Michael Mack has called for the bell and just as Snakebite takes a step forward, The Titaness runs at him and hits him with a vicious spear.
Wavy Crockett: Oh snap!!!
Ray Hudson: The Titaness not wasting any time.
Samantha looks around the arena, as Snakebite gets to his feet. Samantha gives Snakebite a powerbomb.
Ray Hudson: Powerbomb to Snakebite!
Wavy Crockett: This is like deja vu from last week.
Samantha looks down at Snakebite and shakes her head.
Wavy Crockett: This chick is rough!
Samantha grabs Snakebite by the ankle, rolling him over to his stomach. Samantha applies an ankle lock on Snakebite.
Ray Hudson: This could be a huge upset!
Snakebite pushes his body up, trying to twist out of Samantha’s grip.
Wavy Crockett: This snake dude is bout to lose already…
Ray Hudson: I doubt it. He defeated The Titaness in their last encounter.
Snakebite rolls forward, causing Samantha to lose her grip and stumble forward. Samantha stays on her feet, and Snakebite rolls out of the ring.
Ray Hudson: Snakebite escapes the ankle lock.
Snakebite walks towards the time keeper’s area, trying to catch his breath. Samantha rolls out of the ring, behind him.
Wavy Crockett: She ain’t done!
Snakebite turns around and gets speared right through the outside barricade.
Wavy Crockett: Holy shit!!!!
Ray Hudson: Whoa!!!!
The fans are chanting “Holy Shit!”.
Wavy Crockett: Snake is getting destroyed!
Samantha slowly gets to her feet, hurting from her own decision. However, she wastes no time dragging Snakebite back towards the ring.
Wavy Crockett: She bout to finish this Insane Clown Posse member!
Samantha gets Snakebite to his feet and rolls him into the ring.
Ray Hudson: I don’t believe she’s going to beat Snakebite that easily.
Samantha climbs into the ring, as Snakebite tries to pull himself up in the corner.
Ray Hudson: Both superstars back in the ring..
Samantha gets a hold of Snakebite and gives him Zeus’s Wrath!!!
Ray Hudson: Zeus’s Wrath to Snakebite!!!
Samantha runs her thumb across her neck, signifying the end. The fans are going nuts.
Wavy Crockett: I told you, Ray! Ya boy ain’t shit!
Ray Hudson: You ain’t seen nothing. Snakebite is an animal…
Samantha gets Snakebite up in position for one of her finishers. She hits him with the Wrath of the Titans!!!
Ray Hudson: Hold on…
Samantha goes for the pin.
Wavy Crockett: Over with!
The ref calls for the bell.
Ray Hudson: What in the actual hell?!!!
DING DING DING
Byron Brown: And the winner of this match….. Samantha “The Titaness” Hamilton!!!!!
The fans are going crazy all around the arena. Some fans look stunned and speechless.
Wavy Crockett: That’s the second week in a row for this woman!
Ray Hudson: But no one has ever even heard of Chris Connor. She just did that to Snakebite!!!
Wavy Crockett: I ain’t never heard of Snakebite…
Samantha celebrates in the ring, as Snakebite stumbles up the ramp, in pain.
Ray Hudson: I’m getting word that The Titaness is for sure joining The Master next week in the Championship Match!!
Wavy Crockett: What a title match that is going to be! If Candi Bratton is the third participant, it’s going to be my dream title match…
The show fades into a commercial break.
We are back from break and the cameras are backstage where Ginger Knox sees Chris Mosh getting ready for their match. She approaches him.
Ginger Knox: So are we going to party later tonight after our victory, or what? Cause I sure could use a lot of liquor in my system! Maybe this time you can not invite other people. You know? Just me and you..
Ginger Knox raises an eyebrow at her tag team partner. Mosh laughs a little.
“The Party Boy” Chris Mosh: That’s not really a party though…
Ginger Knox folds her arms.
“The Party Boy” Chris Mosh: Plus between us, I have a girlfriend. Oh and the Wavy guy likes you. Don’t want to ruin that relationship…
Mosh smirks, and Ginger rolls her eyes.
Ginger Knox: Whatever. I’m not even hitting on you. I have a man, too.
Ginger Knox moves one hand to her hip.
Ginger Knox: Look, we gotta go out here and win this match. We both got to make up for last week. Emily Falls looks like she’s going to be easy to take down. I got her. The question is do you got that next generation guy?
“The Party Boy” Chris Mosh: I actually did really good last week. I would say that me and Riley blew the roof off the arena. So I just need to win this week. And to your question, I can handle him, but he knows me better than I know myself. He has been watching me since I started, I guess. But I can handle him…
Ginger Knox: Eh, you did okay. Your problem is that you’re too soft. Man up! And if you can do that, I think we got this.
Ginger Knox flexes her arm muscle, and smirks.
“The Party Boy” Chris Mosh:
Awe, aren’t those muscles cute…
“The Party Boy” Chris Mosh: I’m soft? Really maybe you should go back and rewatch our matches, because I didn’t give up like someone did. So I guess those little muscles didn’t help you then, did they?
Mosh smirks, and winks. Ginger gives Mosh a disgusted look, then rolls her eyes.
Ginger Knox: Whatever! I’ll see you in the ring, asshole…
Ginger storms away. Mosh shrugs as she walks away.
“The Party Boy” Chris Mosh: I thought I was being funny. Oh well…
The scene fades away, as the cameras return to the arena.
Mixed Tag Team Match
“The Party Boy” Chris Mosh and Ginger Knox
“Next Generation” Luke Corvo and Emily Falls
Wavy Crockett: That boy doesn’t know how to……never mind.
Ray Hudson: Good job, Wavy. Welcome back to the show, everyone!
The titantron flickers on as the first ambient chords from “Rockstar” by Post Malone ft. 21 Savage play throughout the arena.
Ray Hudson: It’s time for some tag team action!!
The crowd moves to their feet to love or hate the man to step through the curtain. Luke Corvo pauses, then walks directly towards the ring leaping onto the apron turning to face the crowd.
Byron Brown: The opening contest is a Mixed Tag Team Match, and is scheduled for one fall!! Making his way to the ring first… from Detroit, Michigan….. weighing in at 185 pounds……. he is the “Next Generation” Luke Corvo!!!
As the music continues playing, Luke leaps over the top rope and makes his way up the turnbuckle, taunting the crowd to get louder before he removes his ring jacket and the music fades.
Ray Hudson: This is Luke Corvo’s debut here in Mile High Wrestling.
“Bring Me to Life” by Evanescence begins to play, and Emily Falls walks out onto the stage.
Byron Brown: And his tag team partner… from Denver, Colorado….. weighing in at 120 pounds……. Emily Falls!!!
Emily walks to the ring normal, with a big excited smile.
Ray Hudson: Also the debut for Ms. Emily Falls, here.
When Emily gets to the ring, she just bobs her head to the music, awaiting her opponent.
Wavy Crockett: She’s a weird one…
“I’m The One” by DJ Khaled ft Justin Bieber, Chance The Rapper, Quavo, and Lil Wayne hits, as “Mosh” shows up on the titantron, then the camera shows “Mosh” on black as it zooms out to show it is on a hoodie, as Chris Mosh turns around.
Byron Brown: And their opponents… introducing first… residing in Las Vegas, Nevada….. weighing in at 210 pounds……. “The Party Boy” Chris Mosh!!!
Chris walks down the ramp slapping hands with fans.
Ray Hudson: The Party Boy was unsuccessful in his match, last week. But he’s looking to get on the right track, tonight.
Chris walks around the ring slapping hands with the fans around the ring. Chris get to the commentary table and slaps hands with Ray Hudson. Chris and Wavy Crockett stare each other down before Chris continues to go around the ring, slapping hands with the rest of the fans.
Ray Hudson: You’re mighty quiet, Wavy.
When Chris gets back to the bottom of the ramp, he climbs up on the apron then jumps over the ropes. Chris Mosh slaps hands with the Byron Brown, then spins into the middle of the ring. The camera zooms in as Chris smirks and winks into the camera.
Wavy Crockett: Well, if you must hear my voice; here comes my baby!
The lights go out, with short flickers of dim light almost like faint lightening, as the opening instruments play for “What’s Wrong” PVRIS.
Ray Hudson: I thought you didn’t get her number?
Wavy Crockett: I didn’t get a chance to ask.
As the vocals begin, Ginger Knox steps out from behind the curtain, as a single spotlight displays her. She stands there on the stage area for a moment. As the bridge begins, she begins walking down the ramp, slowly.
Byron Brown: And his tag team partner… from New Orleans, Louisiana….. weighing in at 175 pounds……. Ginger Knox!!!
As the chorus to the song begins, she slides into the ring, under the bottom rope, as the lights begin to flicker faster, and brighter. She walks circles around the ring, pacing, until her music stops.
Wavy Crockett: That woman is fire…
DING DING DING
Referee Regina Ball has called for the bell and it looks like we are starting with Ginger Knox and Emily Falls.
Ray Hudson: We’re starting with the ladies!
Emily is smiling a lot, and it seems to make Ginger sick. Ginger slaps Emily across the face. For a moment, Emily looks angry. But then she quickly forces a big smile back on her face.
Wavy Crockett: Mannnn, this young lady is throwed…
Ginger quickly gives Emily a headlock takedown. She holds Emily in a headlock position on the ring mat.
Wavy Crockett: Look at my baby!
Ginger lets go, and then pushes Emily’s head into the mat, getting to her feet in the progress.
Wavy Crockett: See how rough she is! I bet she likes it rough…
Ray Hudson: Oh Lord…
Ginger kicks Emily in the side. She struts around the ring making a face that shows that she feels like this match is too easy.
Wavy Crockett: That’s my baby!
Emily crawls over to her team’s corner, but Ginger stops her with a swift kick to the side. Ginger stomps down on Emily’s face.
Ray Hudson: Ginger really bullying the new girl.
Wavy Crockett: Man, all these people new, Ray. We just started this company!
Ginger walks over to her tag team partner very seductively and asks if he wants in the match. He nods, reaching his hand out. She teases him and asks if he really wants the tag, still looking seductive.
Ray Hudson: Your woman is flirting with another man, Wavy.
Wavy Crockett: No comment…
Mosh looks at Ginger crazy and tells her to just tag him in. Ginger rolls her eyes and tags in Mosh. Emily tags in Corvo.
Ray Hudson: The Party Boy seems very focused.
Corvo and Mosh circle the ring nodding at each other. They meet in the middle and lock up. Corvo spins Mosh into a dropdown neckbreaker. Corvo quickly runs to the ropes in front of Mosh. As quick as Mosh sits up, Corvo comes running at him with a basement dropkick.
Ray Hudson: Luke Corvo with the quickness!
Corvo looks down at his opponent, and then out to the crowd. Ginger is talking smack from her corner, but Corvo ignores it.
Ray Hudson: Luke Corvo looking impressive, indeed.
Corvo gets Mosh to his feet and gives him a power-breaker. Corvo sits down looking over his shoulder at Ginger, and smiles. Ginger rolls her eyes.
Wavy Crockett: Don’t smile at my woman!
Corvo lays back and gets to a standing position by doing a kip up. Corvo goes to the corner of the ring and climbs up to the top rope.
Ray Hudson: Luke Corvo going to the top rope.
Ginger Knox, out of nowhere, pushes Corvo off the top rope. Corvo lands in the ring, on his shoulder.
Wavy Crockett: Damn!
Ray Hudson: Rough fall for Corvo! Thanks to Ginger Knox…
Emily Falls comes stomping around the ring, with a facial expression similar to Hulk Hogan when he hulks up. Ginger looks on, scared for her life.
Wavy Crockett: You done pissed the crazy bitch off, baby…
Ginger jumps down from the apron, begging Emily to stop. Emily chases Ginger around the ring.
Wavy Crockett: Reminds me of my old track days, in college.
Inside the ring, both Corvo and Mosh are to their feet. Corvo looks like he’s in pain, holding his shoulder. However, he runs at Mosh, who catches him with a drop toe hold.
Ray Hudson: Chris Mosh with a drop toe hold.
Mosh gets up. Corvo gets up. Mosh runs at Corvo and hits him with a clothesline. Corvo gets back up and gets hit with another clothesline.
Ray Hudson: Mosh is in control, now!
Emily and Ginger are back in their corners, on the ring apron. Corvo is back to his feet, and is caught with a dropkick from Mosh.
Ray Hudson: Dropkick to Luke Corvo!
Corvo tries to get to his feet quickly, and ends up tumbling back into the corner. Mosh goes to the corner opposite from the corner that Corvo is in, and then runs at him, smashing him with a flying dropkick.
Ray Hudson: Man, The Party Boy is on fire!
Emily is begging for a tag. She’s screaming at Corvo to tag her. The fans are cheering Corvo on to make the tag. Corvo looks around the arena, with his eyebrow cocked. He seems very hesitant, but the fans are chanting for the tag.
Wavy Crockett: Why the fans want her in?
Corvo shrugs and makes the tag.
Ray Hudson: Well, he tagged her in…
The fans surprisingly erupt. Emily gets into the ring with her huge smile. She starts jumping up and down. She looks over at Mosh, who is still sitting in the corner.
Wavy Crockett: You can’t tell me something ain’t wrong with this girl..
Ginger Knox blindsides Emily.
Wavy Crockett: Hell yeah!
Ray Hudson: It’s mixed tag rules, so men fight the men, and women fight the women.
Ginger starts stomping away at Emily.
Ray Hudson: Chris Mosh had to switch out with Ginger Knox.
Wavy Crockett: No complaints here…
Ginger picks Emily up and places her in DDT position. Emily hits a quick suplex from that position.
Ray Hudson: Emily Falls takes Ginger down!
Emily spins around in the ring like she’s dancing. Ginger is back to her feet. Emily gives Ginger a side headlock takedown.
Ray Hudson: And Emily is fighting back!
Emily quickly hooks Ginger in the sharpshooter. The ref is asking Ginger if she gives up.
Wavy Crockett: She’s not about to make my baby tap that easy!
Ginger is slowly crawling towards the ropes. Emily is applying more pressure.
Wavy Crockett: Come on, baby!
Ginger grabs the bottom rope. Emily releases the ankle lock, and Ginger rolls out of the ring.
Ray Hudson: Your baby is running like a lil chicken.
Emily is yelling to Ginger to get back into the ring.
Wavy Crockett: Give her a minute.
Emily rolls out of the ring, and Ginger quickly slides back into the ring.
Ray Hudson: Mind games from Ginger Knox.
Emily rolls back into the ring, and Ginger stomps down on the back of her head.
Ray Hudson: Smart move by Ginger.
Wavy Crockett: You damn right!
Ginger is still trying to shake off the pain in her ankle. She lifts Emily to sitting position, and applies a headlock. The ref checks on Emily.
Wavy Crockett: Squeeze her head off!
Emily tries to get to her feet. Ginger is applying more pressure.
Ray Hudson: Ginger applying more pressure with her headlock.
Emily gets to her feet and slings Ginger over her head to the mat. Ginger gets up and runs at Emily, who catches her in a small packaged pin.
Wavy Crockett: Hold up! Hold up!
The ref calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
“Bring Me To Life” by Evanescence plays around the arena, as Emily Falls looks around shocked.
Byron Brown: And the winners of this match… the team of Emily Falls, and “Next Generation” Luke Corvo!!!
Corvo gets in the ring and celebrates their victory. Emily runs at Corvo, jumping into his arms with a big hug.
Ray Hudson: Emily Falls just pinned Ginger Knox!!!
Wavy Crockett: This that bullshit!
Emily is jumping up and down with pure excitement, as Chris Mosh looks over at Ginger, shaking his head.
Wavy Crockett: Man…
Mosh smiles at Emily celebrating, before heading to the back.
Ray Hudson: It’s almost main event time, Wavy!
We fade into a commercial break.
We return from commercial break, and Streetz are cussing and screaming in the backstage area, as security seems to be escorting them out of the arena. The camera moves over to show that it’s Katrina Mack who they are angry with.
Katrina Mack: This show is not going to end on a bad note. I’ve had enough…
The camera watches as all three members of Streetz are pushed out the doors.
Ray Hudson: Wait, what you doing, Wavy?
The cameras return to the arena, where Wavy Crockett is walking from around the commentary table. After grabbing a microphone, he walks up the ring steps and climbs into the ring.
Wavy Crockett: If I can have everyone’s attention for a minute…
There’s a mixture of boos and cheers coming from the audience.
Ray Hudson: What the hell is he doing?
Wavy Crockett: Last week, I did my job. And to be honest with you all, I think I did a damn good job!
There seems to be more cheers than boos.
Wavy Crockett: But I guess I ruffled a few feathers.
Ray Hudson: Oh boy…
Wavy Crockett: Next thing I know, Robert Mack is calling me on the phone and asking me if maybe I can tone it down a little bit this week.
More boos are coming from the crowd, now.
Wavy Crockett: And I told him that that was fine…
Even more boos can be heard.
Wavy Crockett: But fuck that!!
The fans erupt.
Wavy Crockett: Uncle Eric once told us all that controversy creates cash. And if I’m pissing people off, then I’m doing my job. I got the world talking!
Wavy looks directly into the camera.
Wavy Crockett: So Party Boy…..if you got a problem with me…come see me, nigga!
Wavy flips the mic out of his hand, and begins to exit the ring, as the lights dim and the opening of Marilyn Manson’s “This Is The New Shit” starts ramming it’s way onto the soundsystem. The Shieldmaiden’s logo pops up on the entrance screen.
“Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don’t forget the violence
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in
Everybody sing along”
Ray Hudson: And now things get even more interesting…
Shieldmaidens’ President, Robi Jean “RJ” Mitchell, steps out onto the stage area first. To her immediate right stands her VP, Alex “Bullet” Carbajal. To her left stands her Sgt-At-Arms, Ophelia “Widow” Donnely. Fellow group members, Jackie “Bandit” Layton and Fianna Donnelly, take their places on either end of their officers. The five women are all staring dead at the ring.
“Are you motherfuckers ready
For the new shit?
Stand up and admit
Tomorrow’s never coming
This is the new shit
Stand up and admit”
Ray Hudson: You feel better now, Wavy?
Wavy Crockett: Hell yeah I do!
As the chorus rages over the speakers, RJ leads her group to the ring. They surround the ring, Bandit and Bullet going around the right while Widow and Fianna go to the left. They nod to each other as they wait for the chorus to kick in again. As soon as it starts, RJ nods, and the five women all climb up into the ring and make their way to the middle, taking their places as they face the hard camera in the same order they stood on the stage. The chorus plays again and RJ raises her fist, the other four doing the same in unison, all seemingly ready to conquer the world before them.
Wavy Crockett: So this is Sheildmaiden huh?
Ray Hudson: This is them!
Once the music dies down, Byron Brown brings RJ a mic. She pauses a moment before lifting the mic up.
Robi Jean Mitchell: In the world of wrestling everyone has to start from the bottom, and we get that. None of us started off as a Shieldmaiden. We fought, sweat and bled to bare the shields we carry. The wrestling world is no different. What’s different is that we’re here to prove exactly what WE are willing to do to make our mark on this business. Sure sure, people will boast about them winning this championship match or that belt. And that’s all well and good. What you should be saying to yourself is this…
RJ pauses for a moment, before continuing.
Robi Jean Mitchell: Are you coming home with your shield……or on it?
She lowered the mic for a moment, letting the crowd get their boo’s or cheers out before raising the mic once more.
Robi Jean Mitchell: Just remember… Maidens don’t die easy; We just die bloody
As she drops the mic on the mat, the music hits and she slides out of the ring. Bullet, Widow, Bandit and Fianna follow behind her.
Ray Hudson: Short and sweet, Wavy!
Wavy Crockett: They was all sweet, if you ask me.
Ray Hudson: I don’t know about that. But I do know that the main event is up next. Let’s take one more break…
We fade to our final commercial break.
We return from our commercial break with the cameras panning around the arena.
***THE MAIN EVENT***
Mile High Wrestling Championship Qualifying Match
“Desert Rose” Anya
“Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton
Ray Hudson: It’s time, Wavy!!
While the instrumental – the first 30 seconds of Within Temptation’s “See Who I Am” – starts up, the lights dim. The screen shows a silhouette with most of the features covered by a veil. Above the shadow, the name “Desert Rose” Anya is displayed in a bright, blood-red hue.
Ray Hudson: Are you ready for our main event?
Seconds after the actual lyrics start up, a spotlight shines down at the top of the ramp, where Anya is quietly standing, wearing her attire for the ring.
Byron Brown: The following match is you main event of the evening!!! And it’s a Qualifying Match for next week’s Mile High Wrestling Championship Triple Threat Match!!! And it’s for one fall! Introducing first… from Las Vegas, Nevada….. weighing in at 155 pounds……. she is the “Desert Rose” Anya!!!
Anya turns, grinning at the audience, and walks down the ramp with a slow but confident, optimisic walk. She waves to the fans along the way, even high-fiving a few, before arriving at the ring.
Wavy Crockett: This poor beautiful woman is about to be massacred…
The Desert Rose ascends up the small set of steps, and then jumps into the ring, using the closest turnbuckle to ensure she jumps successfully over it. She lands on her feet, turns, and climbs in front of the same turnbuckle she just jumped.
Ray Hudson: Anya ready to get her hands on Candi Bratton.
Raising a clenched fist, Anya listens to the audience’s reaction for a good five to ten seconds before getting off the ropes and leaning against them, waiting eagerly for Candi Bratton.
“Even with these chains you can’t stop me!”
The hard rock screaming of In This Moment’s “Big Bad Wolf” blares over the loud system and into the arena as the graphic for “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton comes on the screen.
#Once upon a time there was a nasty little piggy filled with pride and greed
#Once upon a time there was an evil little piggy, typical disease
#You see this little pig is slowly becoming by worst enemy
#You see this evil pig, she’s a blood, blood, blood sucking part of me
Candi Bratton comes into the aisle, from the back, and pauses for a moment, as the fans begin to rain down a chorus of jeers. She offers them an uncaring smirk as she just shakes her head, her jet black hair lingering down around her shoulders. She wears very tight stretch pants and an oversized t-shirt that exclaims, “Make Bratton Great Again”
Byron Brown: And her opponent… from Boville, Idaho….. weighing in at 250 pounds……. “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton!!!
Candi’s ample form heads down towards the ring as she stops periodically and verbally spars with a fan at ringside who feels to need to comment on her weight. She reminds them that they aren’t all that attractive either in less than lady-like manner. As she moves around the ring, she continues to jest with the fans, making fun of them as they taunt her about her size. She pauses as a dude calls her a very unflattering nickname that might imply she’s for sale and she glares at him for a moment, and then taps the bottom of his beer, sending the liquid all down the front of his clothes. While the dude is pissed, she just laughs and begins up the steps into the ring as the chorus of the song hits.
Ray Hudson: Candi causing problems all the way to the ring.
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig I’ve been everywhere that you’ve been
#Now I’ve got nothing to lose and everything to win
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig would you let me in?
#Pig, pig, I’m already under your skin
#’Cause I’m the big bad wolf now let the games begin
Candi steps through the ropes and flips the crowd the bird and offers them a “Fuck You”.
DING DING DING
Senior Referee Michael Mack has called for the bell and Anya quickly walks up to Candi and starts telling her things she’s said in the past week, to her face.
Ray Hudson: It’s about to go down!
Candi shakes her head and goes for an eye poke, but Anya smoothly moves her head back, avoiding Candi’s finger. Anya then quickly grabs Candi’s wrist and applies a cross armbar.
Ray Hudson: Anya moving quick, to start this match.
Anya is tugging at Candi’s arm as Candi cusses. The ref is already asking if Candi gives up or not. Of coarse, Candi is telling the ref to ‘fuck off’.
Wavy Crockett: You’re not gonna stop her that fast. You’re not gonna stop her at all…
Candi is trying hard to fight out. Anya is pulling harder and harder. But Candi seems to have the strength advantage, and gets out.
Wavy Crockett: Here she comes!
Both superstars get up, and Anya quickly hits Candi with a superkick, knocking her right back on her bottom.
Ray Hudson: Anya not letting up.
Anya yells at Candi to get up. Candi is rolling back and forth slowly, but definitely not getting back up. Anya goes to pick her up and Candi gives her a thumb to the throat.
Ray Hudson: Cheap shot!
Candi gets to her feet and walks up behind Anya, who is holding her throat. Candi rakes Anya’s back. Anya grabs onto the ropes for support. Candi grabs Anya by the hair, and shoulder, and starts running Anya’s face across the ropes.
Ray Hudson: Candi Bratton is so vicious!
Candi throws Anya down. Candi flips the fans off as they boo her. She then climbs on top of Anya and starts choking her.
Ray Hudson: Come on, ref! Stop this!
The ref is trying to get Candi off, but she won’t stop. He starts counting.
The ref forces Candi off of Anya. Candi gets mad, and gets in the face of the official. Michael Mack points at his shirt, reminding Candi he is an official. Candi says she doesn’t care, but turns back around to Anya, who is slowly getting up.
Ray Hudson: Candi gonna get herself disqualified…
Candi kicks Anya in the side of the head, knocking her back down. Candi gets back on top of her and starts choking her again.
Ray Hudson: Oh come on! For the love of God…
The referee starts counting again.
This time Candi let’s go and throws her hands in the air, as if she is innocent.
Ray Hudson: Candi ain’t shit!
Wavy Crockett: She’s THE shit!
Candi gets back to her feet. Anya is crawling towards the ropes, coughing.
Wavy Crockett: I guess this means that Anya isn’t into getting choked…
Candi stomps on Anya, stopping her from crawling further. Candi then rakes Anya’s face with the laces of her boot.
Ray Hudson: Candi Bratton rough housing the Desert Rose.
Candi starts taunting Anya, as Anya tries to get to her feet.
Wavy Crockett: This lady has championship material written all over her.
Candi goes to kick Anya in the face, but this time Anya catches her foot. Candi starts trying to hop away, but Anya holds onto her foot tight.
Ray Hudson: Anya got a hold on Candi’s foot.
Anya pulls Candi from off her feet, as Candi comes crashing down to the mat.
Ray Hudson: The whole world just shook!
Wavy Crockett: Are you saying Candi is fat?
Ray Hudson: Well…
Anya looks up at the roof of the arena and says something.
Wavy Crockett: Who is she talking to?
As Candi is getting back to her feet, Anya quickly goes to the top rope.
Ray Hudson: She’s going to the top!
Wavy Crockett: Do you think she’s into getting on top?
Anya flies into Candi with a meteora.
Ray Hudson: Meteora into Candi Bratton!!
Anya gets back up, and goes to another corner, climbing to the top rope again.
Ray Hudson: She wants to fly again!
Anya yells at Candi to get up. Of coarse Candi is getting up slowly.
Wavy Crockett: She can fly all day, but she still isn’t going to win.
Candi makes it to her feet, and Anya jumps to her for a hurricanrana that is reversed into a powerful powerbomb by Candi.
Wavy Crockett: BOOM! Told you!
Candi has dropped to one knee, trying to catch her breath. She says some choice words to Anya before standing back up.
Ray Hudson: That was a vicious powerbomb from Candi Bratton.
Wavy Crockett: Make Bratton great again!
Candi is heard saying, “If you can fly, I can fly too, bitch!”
Ray Hudson: Oh boy…
Candi is climbing up the corner turnbuckles like a short ladder, with her back facing the ring.
Ray Hudson: She’s not really going to do this, is she?
Anya is slowly getting up, and sees Candi going up. She shakes off the powerbomb effect and pushes herself to get up faster.
Wavy Crockett: Wait, get down!
Anya smashes her forearm into Candi’s back, then starts climbing around her to the top.
Wavy Crockett: Come on, Candi! Get down!
Anya hooks Candi up for a shiranui, and completes it from the top rope. The arena roof is blown off the building by the fans.
Ray Hudson: Shiranui from the top rope!!!
Anya uses all her strength to throw an arm over Candi.
Anya rolls over to her back, breathing hard, with her eyes wide.
Ray Hudson: Anya can not believe Candi just kicked out. I cant believe it…
Anya starts talking, while looking up. You can’t make out what she’s saying though.
Wavy Crockett: There she goes, talking to herself again.
Anya starts getting to her feet. She seems to have even more intensity in her eyes than she had moments ago.
Ray Hudson: She’s just getting herself together, Wavy.
Wavy Crockett: They’re gonna have to put her back together, after this match is done.
Anya starts trying to get Candi to her feet. She tries to pull her up in the corner of the ring.
Ray Hudson: I’m literally on the edge of my seat.
Candi sends an elbow into Anya’s jaw. Then she sends another one. Anya stumbles back.
Ray Hudson: Bratton is fighting back again.
Candi runs at Anya with a clothesline, knocking Anya down to the mat.
Wavy Crockett: My favorite wrestler is back in control!
Anya stumbles back to her feet, and Candi puts her into a helicopter spin.
Wavy Crockett: Round and round and round!
Candi let’s Anya back to her feet. Anya stumbles to one knee, while Candi stumbles around, herself, from being dizzy.
Wavy Crockett: Are you dizzy, blud?
Anya stands back up and gets DDT’d by Candi.
Ray Hudson: DDT to the Desert Rose!!
Candi takes a moment, then runs towards the ropes, bounces back, and lands on Anya with a running splash.
Wavy Crockett: Oh man, this bout to be it!!
Candi starts taunting Anya, looking like she’s ready to apply The Confessional.
Wavy Crockett: She bout to end this shit!
Anya is holding her ribs, in pain. She starts to slowly get back up, as Candi cusses at her.
Ray Hudson: Candi Bratton looking to end this match, indeed.
Candi goes to hook Anya in The Confessional, but like earlier in the night, Anya avoids it. Anya quickly goes for a superkick, but Candi catches her foot.
Ray Hudson: Back and forth!
Anya goes for a spinning heel kick from the position she’s in, but Candi ducks, and loses her grip.
Ray Hudson: Both women staying strong!
Anya gets up and Candi shoves her into the corner of the ring.
Wavy Crockett: Hell yeah!
Candi takes a step back, then runs at Anya for a running corner splash, but Anya moves out of the way, as Candi crashes into the corner.
Ray Hudson: Things are moving fast!
Anya quickly starts setting Candi up in the corner for a diving double knee drop.
Ray Hudson: This is Anya’s moment!
Anya gets Candi set up, then starts climbing to the top rope. Candi gets to her feet and starts climbing up the turnbuckles.
Ray Hudson: Oh wait…
Anya punches Candi in the face and Candi almost falls backwards. Candi pokes Anya in the eye.
Wavy Crockett: Just get down, Candi!
Candi looks down at the ring behind her. She then hooks Anya into a belly to belly suplex, and nails it off the top rope.
Ray Hudson: Holy fuck!!!
Wavy Crockett: Sweet Jesus!!!
The fans begin chanting “This is awesome!”.
Ray Hudson: This IS awesome!
Both superstars are down. The referee starts the count.
Candi rolls over and puts her arm over Anya’s body.
Candi rolls out of the ring to her feet, trying to get it together.
Ray Hudson: The heart of these women!
Candi reaches under the ring and starts grabbing steel chairs, then throwing them in the ring. The referee is yelling for her to stop, and warning her she could get disqualified.
Ray Hudson: Wait a damn minute!
Candi rolls back into the ring, as the referee grabs one of the chairs and tosses it back to the outside. Candi tells him to stop and pay attention to the match.
Ray Hudson: Just disqualify her already.
Wavy Crockett: She’s not doing anything wrong, Ray!
Ray Hudson: She plans on it!
Candi gets Anya to her feet, and out of nowhere Anya takes a step back and throws another superkick at Candi. Candi ducks and Anya’s foot smashes into the referee’s jaw.
Ray Hudson: The referee has been knocked out!!!
Anya puts her hand over her mouth, shocked at what she just accidently did. Candi comes up behind her and attempts to hook her into The Confessional again. This time Anya flips Candi over her, to the mat.
Wavy Crockett: Come on, Candi!
Candi starts getting back up, as Anya starts hyping herself back up.
Ray Hudson: This match is crazy!!
Candi gets to her knees and Anya hits a hurricanrana to Candi, from the position, driving her head first into the mat.
Ray Hudson: Shit!!!
Anya points to the top rope, as the fans are going nuts.
Ray Hudson: This could be it!
Wavy Crockett: Not with the referee out cold.
Anya goes to the corner of the ring, and climbs to the top rope, as Candi rolls over to her back.
Wavy Crockett: The ref is literally sleeping on the job.
Every fan in the arena is on their feet.
Ray Hudson: This could very well be the closing moments of this match!
Anya jumps towards Candi with The Curse of King Tut, and is hit mid air with a steel chair, thrown by Candi. Anya’s body flops awkwardly to the mat.
Ray Hudson: Aw man!!!
Candi very slowly gets to her feet, looking like she can’t go much longer. Anya is screaming in pain, rolling around.
Ray Hudson: This is absolute bullshit!
Candi grabs another steel chair, and very slowly walks over to Anya.
Ray Hudson: Send another ref out!
Candi starts smashing the steel chair into Anya’s body, with vicious assault.
Ray Hudson: I can’t believe this!!
Candi tosses the chair out of the ring and walks over to the referee.
Wavy Crockett: The referee didn’t see it, therefore it never happened.
Candi starts shaking Michael Mack, trying to get him to wake up.
Ray Hudson: That’s bullshit and you know it!
Candi looks over in shock, as Anya is somehow already slowly getting back to her feet.
Ray Hudson: Oh my goodness!
Candi grabs another steel chair, as the referee is also slowly getting up.
Ray Hudson: Look, ref, look!
As Anya gets to her feet, Candi dents the steel chair into Anya’s skull, while the ref crawls up using the ropes, with his back turned.
Ray Hudson: This is absolutely uncalled for!
Candi throws the steel chair out of the ring, and goes for the pin.
Wavy Crockett: That’s all she wrote!
The ref turns around and sees the pin.
Ray Hudson: I can’t believe this…
The ref calls for the bell. The fans boo loudly.
DING DING DING
Candi rolls over to her back, with one fist in the air, as “Big Bad Wolf” by In This Moment starts playing throughout the arena.
Byron Brown: And the winner of this match… advancing to next week’s Championship Match….. “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton!!!!!
Candi Bratton rolls out of the ring, in pain, looking at a finished Desert Rose. She shakes her head at her, and forces a laugh.
Ray Hudson: This is not the way I would have liked to see this show end, but this is all we got. We will see you next week, where we will crown the very first Mile High Wrestling Champion…
The show ends with the camera focused on Candi celebrating up the ramp, as the boos from the crowd almost make it hard to hear Candi Bratton’s theme song.
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