Johnny Fate defends the OWA TV Championship against Executioner; Stealth V takes on Traci Lane; Extremists take on Brawlers Inc.

Last Week on OWA Championship Wrestling

Biff: Brant with a clothesline, Shogun ducks and Brant nails the referee who falls out of the ring. Brant spins around and Shogun nails her with the Palm Blow. cover. but no ref. uh oh. watch out. here comes Freddy.

Ed: Freddy Fever and the Chiefs are rushing to ring side. Frederick grabs the chair from underneath the announcer and slides into the ring. While the Chiefs distract Shogun, Fever nails him from behind! Shogun falls out of the ring and to the floor where he’s double teamed by the Chiefs!

Biff: In the ring, Freddy has whipped Monica into the ropes and nailed her with a superkick. Hahaha! He applies a … Fashion Statement… and laughs. He digs into his robe. we’ve seen this before. he’s pulled out some scissors! Time for another trim. Perhaps we should call him “The Barber”. nah. That’s a bit lame. He’s going to cut her hair though!

Ed: Oh no he won’t. here come Gustaffson, Lane, Ryan, Mariko and Salyards. and here come the Family members, Monty, OWA Champion Coltrain, Jetstream and Executioner. Freddy and the Chiefs make for a hasty retreat.

The Plague

(Scene takes place in a New Jersey Discotheque – The Chiefs enter the room and look around)

Mustang: Are you sure this is the place?

Stallion: You tell me. It’s Freddy we’re going to see. This could ONLY be the place.

(The music is blaring when Fever finally approaches them.)

Fever: Hey!!!! Glad you could make it. Let’s move to the back so we can talk, okay?

(They move to the back and the music quiets when the door closes.)

Mustang: Freddy. what the hell are we doing in this place?

Freddy: Hey! I’m distraught that I didn’t get to cut Monica’s hair! C… mon. those damn Femmes and those STUPID Family members interrupted my wonderful work of art! Dancing is the only thing that heals this broken heart!

Stallion – rolling his eyes: You CAN’T be serious.

Freddy: Hey. I brought you to the Tag Team Championship, didn’t I?

Mustang: Yeah.

Freddy: Great. then listen to me. you’ll never believe who I’ve been talking to.

(they all lean in as the camera fades to black)

Ed: Welcome to OWA Championship Wrestling. This week, we’ll see, in action since he lost the OWA Tag Team Championship, Freddy Fever is back and he’ll be taking on Miguel Thunder in our opening contest. We also have a second qualifier, as Traci Lane returns to action to take on the challenge of Stealth V.

Biff: I wonder if the Femme is complete healed from her encounter with Executioner at Hardcore?

Ed: We’ll have to wait and see. Also, on the card, The Extremists taking on Brawler’s Inc. The winner of that match will get a tag team title shot against the new champs, The Chiefs.

Biff: And I’ve got a startling announcement which I’ll give whenever I damn well please. but it’ll rock your socks, baby!

Ed: Thanks for the warning. Before we go to ringside, let’s hear these words from Miguel Thunder.

Miguel Thunder

[Miguel sits in a gym, with a confident smirk on his face]

Miguel: Hola. Miguel again. I’m facing Freddy Influenza soon, and believe me, he’ll get the classic LETHAL INJECTION! He is done for as of next week, and now.

[holds syringe and bottle of deadly cyanide or something. you can’t tell.]

.time to give you your dose of my power.

WoT Qualifying Match: Miguel Thunder vs. Freddy Fever

Announcer: This match is one fall and is a Wheel of Torture qualifying match. First, weighing in at 230 pounds here is Miguel Thunder! And his opponent, a member of the Plague. weighing in at 243 pounds, here is “The Disco Kid” Freddy Fever!

Ed: Okay. whoops. looks like Freddy wants to be friends with Miguel as he offers a handshake. but it doesn’t look like Miguel wants any part of that. So. Freddy kicks him in the gut. neckbreaker by Freddy.

Biff: Haha. he’s laughing. and saying that this is too easy. hold on Miguel is up. Freddy turns around and Thunder hits him with a clothesline. and another. spin kick by Thunder.

Ed: Fever begging off now. but Thunder moves in. Freddy catches him with a low blow when he gets close enough and Thunder is in big trouble now. Frederick with a few stomps and kicks. Frederick with a suplex, then a hotshot.

Biff: He’s signaling for the Superkick. but. uh oh. coming down the aisle. North American Champion Monica Brant. Fever sees her and steps up on the second turnbuckle.

Ed: He’s saying he’s going to cut her hair someday. and she just laughs him off. hold on. from behind. Thunder with a roll up. one. two. three!!! Thunder upsets Fever and advances to the tournament.

Biff: Fever is pissed. he attacks Thunder and brainbusters him. Brant storms into the ring, but Fever makes a retreat to the back.

Announcer: Winner of the match in 10: 09, Miguel Thunder!

Mack Truck

Shelley: This is Shelley Marks for the OWA. I’m with newcomer, Mack Truck. Mack last week you said you’d tell us who your friend is. Well who is it?

Mack: Well wouldn’t you like to know. You’ll find out soon enough!! Tonight. if you fans are all lucky you’ll see who my friend is!!!

Shelley: Can you give us some sort of clue?

Mack: Nope!!

Shelley: Well then tell us what your goal is here in the OWA.

Mack: Well I guess my goal would be to win the OWA title!!! Isn’t that everyone’s goal?

Shelley: Yeah, but do you think you can?

Mack: You’re talking to Mack Truck man!!! I can do anything I want!!!! The first thing I want to do is destroy the Latin Lover and Job Justice!! Isn’t that his name Job Justice?

Shelley: It’s John Justice!!!! And he’s got Cary Grant Karma so watch out!!

Mack: Karma? Karma? There’s a five-letter word that I can tell you what he’s got!!!

Shelley: That’s alright.

Mack: Another thing I want to talk about is getting a handicap match signed against John Justice and Latin Lover!! Or maybe even a Triangle match!!! But I don’t think they’ve got the guts!! If they do though. let me know because I’m ready for anything!!!

Shelley: This is Shelley Marks with Mack Truck. Back to you, guys!

John Justice vs. Joe B Jobber

Announcer: This match is one fall. First introducing, now already in the ring, weighing in at 250 pounds, here is Joe. B. Jobber!!! And his opponent, making his OWA debut, weighing in at 295 pounds, here is John Justice!!

Ed: Now we’re seeing the debut of John Justice.

Biff: I kinda like Job Justice myself.

Ed: Lock up. Justice with a hiptoss, and a legdrop. Justice drops an elbow on Jobber. Justice goes to the top rope and drops a legdrop on Jobber from the top.

Biff: Now what’s he doing? He’s looking to the crowd for what? Hey. this crowd knows a loser when they see it. No response.

Ed: Justice pulls Jobber to his and whips him into the ropes. and. powerslam by Justice. The crowd is now getting into this match a little.

Biff: Job Justice with a prayer for crowd heat.

Ed: Cut that out. I think he’s giving last rites crucifix by Justice. one. two. three!!!

Announcer: Winner of the match, John Justice. Match time: 5: 05

Halloween Horror Update

Myers: This is Myers Watterson with your Halloween Horror update. Also dubbed the Wheel of Torture’s Revenge, Halloween Horror mixes the luck and brutality and turns it into an art form. Here’s the concept. Prior to each match in the tournament, the Wheel of Torture will be spun, and the wrestlers will wrestle that match. Winner of the match advances to the tournament. Here are the 14 matches that will be on the wheel:

Cage Match
Coal Miner’s Glove Match
Strap Match
Parking Lot Match
Chain Match
Amateur Rules Match
First Blood Match
Submission Match
Falls Count Anywhere Match
Normal Rules
NO DQ Match
Street Fight
Ladder Match
Over the Top Rope Match

Once a match is selected, it is removed from the Wheel. All matches will be used, unless there is a draw during the tournament. Amazon Woman, who won last year’s tournament, has received a bye into the second round. The other qualifiers are, Miguel Thunder, Chaos, Jetstream, Gustaffson and Asian Invasion.

The main even for this event will be a no time limit match for the OWA Title as current Champ, Stacks Coltrain takes on former champion, Rachel

Also, tag team Champions, the Chiefs will take on the winner of tonight’s tag team match between Brawlers Inc and The Extremists.

That’s all the news for now.

Danny Maxx/Johnny Blades vs. Sabin Figaro/MegaDiesel

Announcer: This tag team match is one fall. First, introducing the team representing the Elite. Coming to ring with manager Sir Goodwin. Weighing at a total combined weight of 498 pounds, here is Danny Maxx and Johnny Blades, the team known as the Extremists! And their opponents. Weighing in at a total combined weight of 667 pounds, here is Sabin Figaro and MegaDiesel. Brawler’s Inc.!

Ed: The winner of this match will take on the Tag Team Champions at Halloween Horror. Okay. looks like Danny Maxx will start out with Sabin Figaro. Lock up, chop by Figaro. Maxx with a whip, but reversal by Sabin. Flying bodypress by Maxx. one. two. kickout by Figaro.

Biff: Figaro is up and nails Maxx with a swinging punch. He tags out the MegaDiesel. The big guy kicks him Maxx in the midsection and then executes a choke slam. MegaDiesel tries to end it with the jackknife powerbomb, but Maxx counters with a Frankensteiner.

Ed: Maxx tags in Blades, who clotheslines MegaDiesel over the tope rope. He goes out and whips MegaDiesel into the guardrails and slides back into the ring. MegaDiesel enters the ring as is caught with a Russian legsweep.

Biff: Shoulderblock by Blades that almost knocks MegaDiesel off his feet. Blades tags back in Maxx and they knock him down with a double clothesline. As Blades leaves the ring, Maxx tries to nail MegaDiesel with a dropkick, but he side steps and tags in Figaro.

Ed: Sabin goes for a waistlock suplex, but Maxx nails him with an elbowsmash. Clothesline by Figaro. Figaro off the ropes, but Maxx catches him in a powerslam! One. two. kickout by Figaro. Whip by Maxx. he goes for a spinebuster, but Figaro nails him with a swinging neckbreaker. Northern lights suplex by Figaro. one. two. kickout.

Biff: Figaro with a whip, but Maxx catches him with a spinning headscissors into a cradle. one. two. kickout by Figaro and Maxx tags out to Blades. Blades nails Figaro with a flying shoulderblock. Sleeperhold by Blades! MegaDiesel comes in and breaks the hold. Sabin catches Maxx with a flying clothesline, and tags out to MegaDiesel.

Ed: MegaDiesel comes in and nails Blades with a short clothesline. Atomic drop by MegaDiesel. He tags in Sabin and they hit Blades with a double clothesline. Sabin whips Blades into the ropes and catches him with a backdrop.

Biff: Maxx comes in, but MegaDiesel blocks him off, but Maxx nails him with a DDT. Sabin executes his Fist Flurry on Blades. Tiger Suplex by Maxx on MegaDiesel! There’s the bell.

Announcer: This match has gone to a 30 min time limit draw. No winner.


(The Family Logo Begins to burn)

Chaos: Stack Coltrain, The OWA World Champion. You want me to shut up talking about the Family. Well, I want the title. Come On, Stack, give me one chance. If you win, I will never talk about the Family, again. I promise! If I win well, when I win. I promise the Family will. I can say that on television. Well, it will not be good. I want a cage match, no time limit, no rules, a fight to the end.

(The Family logo hits the floor, well what is left of it)

C-YA in the cage, Stacks!

Ed: Alright. I think we’ve waited enough. what is your big announcement. the one that will rock the OWA.

Biff: My news is in regards to Amazon Woman. Next week, she’ll be in the ring to take on. none other than Pretty Boy Monty! She’ll be back here in a week.

Ed: That’s great news. But, you’re holding something back.

Biff: *grinning* Of course I am. Two weeks before Halloween Horror. Amazon Woman will be here to take on Freddy Fever, right here on TV. Here’s the catch. The winner of that match will challenge Stacks Coltrain for the OWA Title during the Countdown to Halloween Horror Special!

Ed: What?!? You’ve got to be kidding. I’m going to double check your sources.

Biff: Hey. the word is that the OWA Commissioner wanted to sign this match so badly that he had to agree to some of Fever’s terms. Meaning having this match on TV and the winner to get an OWA Title shot.

Ed: Hrms. let’s go to ringside.

WoT Qualifier: Stealth V. vs. Traci Lane

Announcer: This match is one fall and is a Wheel of Torture qualifying matchup. First weighing in at 392 pounds, here is Stealth V! And his opponent, coming down to ringside with Gustaffson. Weighing in at 194 pounds, here is … The Black Widow… Traci Lane!

Ed: Tough comeback for Traci Lane. She’s been out since Hardcore Heaven and her first opponent outweighs her by 200 pounds, plus she’s got that bandage on her elbow. A total giveaway for someone who may want to take advantage of it. Lock up and Stealth V, just manhandles Lane, shoving her back into the corner. Looks like another lockup, but no, Lane catches Stealth with a forearm smash!

Biff: Great cheap shot. she goes for a drop kick that staggers the big guy and she tries for a gutwrench suplex, but she cannot move the big guy. Stealth V whips her into a corner and goes for a corner splash, but Lane moves out of the way.

Ed: Flying bulldog headlock by Traci and a cover. one. two. three!!

Announcer: Winner of the match, Traci Lane. Match Time: 6: 04


(Scene opens up at the downtown local sushi bar)

Elaine: Well here we are folks is a sushi restaurant, we are presently looking for the Mighty Shogun.

(She looks around and spots Shogun in the corner eating away)

Elaine: There he is let’s try to get a few comments from him.

(She moves thru the crowd and sits down beside Shogun)

Elaine: Sorry to interrupt your meal Mr. Shogun, but I would like to ask you a few questions if I may.

(Shogun turns and looks at her with angry eyes)

Shogun: Can’t you see I’m eating! I not in the mood to answer your questions!!!

(He grabs the glass in front of him and drinks the rest of his sake)

Elaine: I realize you’re not in a good mood, considering you lost the chance to win the belt from Monica Brant because of the interference of Freddy Fever and the Chiefs. But Mr. Shogun if you had one thing to say to those guys what would it be? Please just answer this question.

(The Mighty Shogun stands up and grabs the nearest customer. He hits him with his famous PALM BLOW. The customer flies over two tables and smashes thru the restaurant’s front window. People start screaming and panicking, the restaurant becomes empty within seconds)

Shogun: That’s all I have to say to Freddy Fever and his Plague!!!! You cross the line FOOL ! I will make it my personal goal to see you pay for what you have done!!!!! Remember Freddy if you play with fire you will burn fingers, and yours are going to get torched!

Elaine: Well there you have it folks the Mighty Shogun has spoken!!

(camera fades out)

Shocker vs. Rachel Ryan

Announcer: This match is one fall. First, coming to ringside with his manager, Sir Goodwin. He’s a member of the Elite and weighs in at 230 pounds. Here is The Shocker! And his opponent is the former OWA Champion. Coming to ringside with bodyguard Gustaffson, she’s a member of the Femme Fatale, and she weighs in at 205 pounds, here is … The Enforcer… Rachel Ryan!

Ed: This is the first time we’ve seen either of these wrestlers since Hardcore Heaven. The Shocker back from hospitalization, after recovering from that Parking Lot match. Rachel Ryan, on her way to Halloween Horror to try and get back her OWA Championship, that she lost to Stacks Coltrain at Hardcore Heaven. Handshake and a lock up. Ryan with a whip, Shocker ducks a clothesline and hits her with an atomic drop.

Biff: Ryan ducks a short clothesline. Russian legsweep by the former OWA Champion. Ryan off the ropes, nails Shocker with a flying clothesline. Ryan goes to the top turnbuckle and leaps off, but Shocker nails her with a fist to the midsection. Small package by Shocker. one. two. kickout by Ryan.

Ed: Chop by Shocker, but Ryan fights back with a slap. Shocker with a kick! Shocker with a running forearm smash. Shocker with a whip, reversal by Ryan, Ryan nails Shocker with an elbow off the ropes. Ryan pulls Shocker up and. piledriver by Ryan. Cover. one. two. kickout by Shocker.

Biff: Ryan with a whip and powerslam. one. two. kickout by Shocker. Ryan goes for a bulldog, but Shocker blocks it and nails with an atomic drop and a clothesline. Shocker with a whip. he goes for a backdrop, but Ryan hits him with a swinging neckbreaker. She lifts him up. Gorilla Press Piledriver! Cover. one. two. three!!

Announcer: Winner of the match in 23: 34, is Rachel Ryan!


Executioner: Well it seems that the OWA has recognized my talents and has decided to “FINALLY” give me the title shot that I deserve. Johnny Fate you have no idea what I have gone through to get here boy, I have fought small battles and major wars to creep my way up the rankings, but I was always bypassed for the Championship Matches so the Champ could beat up on weaker competition. IN FACT, FATE! YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE WEAKER OPPONENTS AND THE ONLY REASON YOU HOLD THE BELT NOW IS BECAUSE OF MARIKO INTERFERING IN YOUR MATCH WITH THAT “”PUNK”” MASKED MAYHEM. OTHERWISE YOU WOULD STILL BE A LOSER. Johnny this week I am going to not only prove that you don’t deserve to wear that belt I am going to punish you to make a point. And when I put you in the cross faced chickenwing I will decide then whether or not to END YOUR PITIFUL CAREER. JOHNNY YOUR FATE IS NOW IN THE “EXECUTIONER’S” HANDS AND AS WE ALL KNOW EXECUTIONERS HAVE “NO MERCY”. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

OWA TV Championship: Johnny Fate vs. Executioner

Announcer: This match is one fall and is for the OWA TV Championship. First, introducing the challenger. He’s a member of the Family and weighs in at 230 pounds, here is the Executioner! And his opponent, weighing in at 245 pounds, he is the OWA TV Champion, Johnny Fate!

Ed: Here we go. Executioner back from his battle with Traci Lane at Hardcore Heaven. Lockup. Fate with a knee to the midsection, but Executioner just nails Fate with a clothesline. Executioner with a chokehold. one. two. three. four. break by Executioner. and another chokehold. one. two. three. four. again, another break.

Biff: Executioner is looking pretty evil this week. but don’t count Fate out. Executioner pulls Fate to his feet. Executioner off the ropes, but Fate catches him with a belly to belly suplex.

Ed: Fate stomps on the stomach of Executioner and drop and elbow. cover. one. kickout by Executioner. dropkick by Johnny Fate. Fate off the ropes, but Executioner nails him with an elbowsmash! Powerbomb by Executioner!

Biff: Executioner goes for the Cross-Face Chicken Wing!!! Johnny can’t break the hold. but he’s too close to the ropes and reaches out with a free arm and the ref calls for a break. but Executioner holds on. one. two. three. four. finally, Executioner releases the hold.

Ed: Executioner with a clothesline that sends Fate out of the ring. Executioner goes down after him. Fate catches him with a kick, and whips him into the guardrailing. Fate rams the head of Executioner into the ring steps. Fate goes for a whip to the ringpost, but Executioner reverses it sending Fate right into the post!

Biff: Executioner lifts him up. piledriver? No. powerbomb on the floor. Executioner gets back into the ring. and the ref counts out Fate.

Announcer: At 13: 01, the referee has counted out Johnny Fate. The winner of the match is Executioner! Johnny Fate retains the title due to the countout.

Ed: We’re out of time for this week. Next week, two more qualifiers. as Consuelo Salyards battles MegaDiesel and Shogun takes on Mike Mustang. Also. I’m *told* that it’ll be the return of Amazon Woman against Pretty Boy Monty and Stacks Coltrain defends the OWA Championship against Anthony Hazard! For Biff, Myers, Shelly and Elaine, we’ll see you next week.

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