Traci Lane defends the OWA Championship against Ricky Hype; the vacant OWA TV Championship is decided in a four corners elimination match: Virgo vs. Taleis vs. Rachel Ryan vs. Asian Invasion
*The final official episode of the OWA. Two other federations spawned from this: WCWA and UCP. They will fall under OWA. I’ve taken the time to complete this card because it was unfinished.
The OWA Logo flashes on the screen and then flips out of sight to reveal a crowd. The camera pans over to the broadcast area. ]
Ed: Welcome to OWA Championship Wrestling. I’m Ed Bagel and joining me this week is none other than the “Voice” Biff Franklin.
Biff: Let’s get on with the show already.
Ed: Tonight, we are going to crown a new OWA TV Champion. It’s a four corner match featuring Virgo, Taleis, Rachel Ryan and Asian Invasion. Also on tap, an OWA Tag title defense and Traci Lane defends the OWA Championship against Ricky Hype.
Ed: Let’s go to ringside for our first encounter.
PYL Qualifier: Blackout vs. Anthony Hazard
Announcer: This match is one fall and is for a Press Your Luck qualifying position. First. Coming down the aisle, weighing 223 pounds. This is Blackout and his opponent.
Ed: What? There’s Hazard.
Biff: Hazard’s coming out early and nails Blackout with a dropkick which sends him into the side of the ring and down to the floor. Up quick, Hazard drops a huge elbow onto Blackouts head.
Ed: Blackout slowly gets to his feet just in time to be met by Hazard with a running forearm smash.
Biff: They should be calling this match already.
Ed: You may be right Biff, but Hazard’s got Blackout up, rams his head into the ringpost, rolls him under the ropes, then slides in himself.
Biff: Hazard’s taken the advantage and run with it. Reverse Powerslam! Can this one be over? Hold on!
Ed: Freddy Fever has just come down to ringside and is pounding the mat. Is he cheering on Blackout?
Biff: Hazard with a cover. one. two. thre. Blackout kicks out! Anthony Hazard is glaring at Fever. He pulls up Blackout and delivers another Reverse Powerslam. cover. Freddy over and pounds the mat right in front of his face.
Ed: One. two. thre. Another kickout by Blackout. There is no way that Blackout would have kickout out of that if Freddy Fever wasn’t at ringside. Hazard points to Fever, complaining to the referee.
Biff: What’s he doing at ringside anyways? There. OWA officials are taking him from ringside. Get him outta there!
Ed: Blackout up, looking around, he nails Hazard from behind. Jumping DDT by Blackout. cover. one. Kickout by Hazard.
Biff: Blackout with a kick to the head. No. Hazard ducks and nails him with a clothesline. Russian legsweep by Hazard. cover. one. two. three!!
Ed: Hazard stealing this one from Blackout with an initial cheap shot. Fever is in the ring and he checks on Blackout. I am not aware they have any sort of relationship, but I know Fever has been very vocal about his disdain for Hazard.
Biff: And Hazard knows it as well. He nails Fever from behind and hoists him up and delivers a Reverse Powerslam to the King of Disco.
Ed: Hazard may have to pay for that attack in the near future.
Announcer: Winner of the match, advancing to the tournament is Anthony Hazard.
Press Your Luck Report
Myers: Welcome to your Press Your Luck report. They’re dubbing it, Seven Deadly Sins. Press Your Luck will be held in Fresno California at the Selland Arena on June 29th.
The main event will be for the OWA Championship. Current champion Traci Lane will defend her title against the number one contender, The Disco Kid Freddy Fever.
Another match signed for Press Your Luck is being called The Seven Deadly Sins match. It’ll pit former-Femme Monica Brant against The Wild Child Wendy Ryker in a seven stipulations, best of seven falls match. Here’s how it’ll work. Monica Brant and Wendy Ryker will alternately pick six stipulation for the match and the OWA Commissioner will pick the seventh. That’s one stipulation for each fall. The first fall could be Coal Miner’s Glove match, a Hair vs. Hair match, a steel cage match. It makes no difference. The first person to win four falls will be declared the winner.
An North American Title match has been signed. Champion Consuelo Salyards will be taking on Executioner in a best 2 of three falls. Home Court Advantage rules. More on that next week.
Also just signed for Press Your Luck. The battle of the Enforcers. “The Enforcer” Adam Sanchez battles “The Enforcer” Rachel Ryan.
This match was just signed for Press Your Luck. Two newcomers will battle it out. Godiva Rage will take on Rob Foster.
Also signed this week: Mariko will take on Billy Smith. The winner to get a shot at the OWA Championship on OWA Championship Wrestling on July 6th.
Now, the thrust of Press Your Luck is the Press Your Luck tournament. Here is how this tournament works:
16 names are put into a barrel. The barrel is rolled, and then two names are taken from the barrel and put into a second barrel. Those names will not be revealed. The names in the second barrel are for those advancing to the second round. Then, two more names are drawn and announced. Those two will wrestle. The loser is out of the tournament. The winner will then flip a coin. If the coin lands on heads, then the wrestler is advanced to round two, and two more names are drawn. If the coin is tails, then an another name is drawn as an opponent for the winning party and they’ll have to wrestle a second first round match. There is no limit on how many times you can wrestle in a single round. If a person is unlucky enough, they could wrestle 15 matches in the first round. Of course, if they were to do that, they’d win the tournament. Once all wrestlers names have been drawn, then we advance to round two.
Again, two names will be drawn and set aside, advancing to the next round. And we continue as we did in round one. When all names are drawn, we continue the process, without setting aside names in each round after the second. When there is only one person left in the tournament, then they will be declared the winner.
The winner of the tournament automatically goes to the main event in our August PPV to face the OWA Champion.
Asian Invasion, Taleis, Big Russ Gator, Crimson Scorpion, Davey Scott, Wolfgang Von Richter, Pretty Boy Monty, Danny Bouchard, Anthony Hazard and Diamond Brett Robbins have already advanced.
That’s all for the Press Your Luck report this week. I’ll be back next week with more info on the card.
Ed: Let’s go on up to ringside for our next match.
OWA TV Championship/Four Corners Match: Virgo vs. Asian Invasion vs. Rachel Ryan vs. Taleis
Announcer: This match is a special four corners match. Any wrestler will be permitted to tag any other wrestler, and the winner will become the new OWA TV Champion.
Biff: There’s another great marketing idea.
Announcer: Introducing first, from Asia by way of New York City weighing in at 230 pounds a former OWA TV Champion, Asian Invasion!
Asian Invasion comes down to the ring]
Ed: I’m sure he’ll be telling us the way things are regardless of the outcome of this match.
Announcer: Our next wrestler, at 245 pounds, Taleis!
Taleis comes on down to the ring]
Biff: You know, I’ve been doing this job for a while now, but I still have no idea what that name is supposed to mean.
Announcer: Our third wrestler, also a former OWA TV Champion at 235 pounds, Virgo!
Virgo comes to the ring]
Ed: The only wrestler named for an astrological sign has joined us.
Biff: Are you sure that’s how you spell “astrological”?
Ed: No, but I’m sure that’ll be forgiven.
Announcer: And our final grappler, a former OWA TV and World Champion. At 205 pounds, “The Enforcer” Rachel Ryan!
The only wrestler with 2 X chromosomes makes her way to ringside.]
Ed: OK, Biff- pick ‘em.
Biff: I have to go with Rachel, she’s been both a World & TV champ and that says a lot.
Ed: Rachel Ryan attacks Taleis before the bell.
Biff: We’ll I know that, I just saw it.
Ed: That was for the folks at home.
Biff: Are we doing radio tonight?
Ed: Let’s just call the match.
Biff: Oh, ok.
Ed: Rachel Ryan catches him in a power bomb. Referee counts: One, two, shoulder up. Rachel Ryan goes for a flying clothesline, but Taleis counters it with a duck-down move. Taleis whips Rachel Ryan into the ropes, but Rachel Ryan reverses it. Taleis hits Rachel Ryan with a backdrop. Taleis needs to tag out soon.
Biff: We’ll he might get that shot because Rachel Ryan falls out of the ring. Taleis goes through the ropes. Taleis knocks Rachel Ryan into the ringsteps. Taleis goes for a superkick, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a duck-down move. Taleis is busted wide open. That’s gotta do wonders for his self-esteem. Getting busted open by a girl!
Ed: Oh come on! Rachel Ryan whips Taleis into the guardrail. Rachel Ryan nails him with a piledriver. Rachel Ryan whips Taleis into the guardrail. They’re brawling on the floor. Rachel Ryan executes a bearhug.
Biff: You know if this was another fed.
Ed: Umm! Biff?
Biff: Rachel Ryan reenters the ring. Taleis follows him back in. Rachel Ryan takes him down with a short clothesline. Taleis executes a spin kick. Taleis tags out to Virgo. Finally he makes the tag. I don’t know how much longer he’s going to be able to stay in this match, Ed.
Ed: He’s a fighter, though. Taleis nails Rachel Ryan with a Russian legsweep. Virgo goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a side step. Taleis leaves the ring. Rachel Ryan whips Virgo into the ropes. Virgo misses with a kick. Virgo hits Rachel Ryan with a kick. Virgo whips Rachel Ryan into the ropes. Rachel Ryan takes him down with a bulldog headlock. When will we see Asian Invasion in this match?
Biff: Pretty soon, I got a feeling.
Ed: Rachel Ryan tags out to Asian Invasion. Nice call, Biff!
Biff: I have many talents, Ed. Asian Invasion nails him with an atomic drop. Asian Invasion throws Virgo out of the ring. Asian Invasion goes through the ropes. And the match goes back to the floor.
Ed: Virgo executes a back suplex. Asian Invasion whips Virgo into the guardrail. Asian Invasion takes him down with a dropkick. Asian Invasion whips Virgo into the guardrail. Virgo goes for the Face First Choke Slam, but he can’t do it.
Biff: He can’t do it?
Ed: I guess his mind just wouldn’t let him.
Biff: Asian Invasion counters it with a punch. Asian Invasion whips Virgo into the guardrail. Asian Invasion takes him down with a bearhug.
Ed: Oohh. The dreaded bearhug takedown.
Biff: Asian Invasion whips Virgo into the guardrail. Asian Invasion takes him down with a low blow. They’re brawling on the floor. Virgo gives him a Frankensteiner, but Asian Invasion doesn’t sell it at all. What recuperative powers he must have.
Ed: It really is amazing. Asian Invasion nails him with a dropkick. Asian Invasion throws Virgo back into the ring. Asian Invasion tags out to Rachel Ryan. Virgo tags out to Asian Invasion.
Biff: We’ll I guess Asian won’t get a breather after all! Rachel Ryan takes him down with a facerake. And with those nails of hers- look out! Asian Invasion goes for a faceslam, but Rachel Ryan blocks it. Rachel Ryan blasts him with a DDT. Referee counts: one, two three!
Ed: We have our first victim
Announcer: Asian Invasion has been eliminated!
Biff: One down, three to go. Virgo enters the ring now. Rachel Ryan throws Virgo out of the ring.
Ed: But not for long. Referee counts: one, two, three, four, Virgo reenters the ring. Rachel Ryan goes for a backbreaker, but Virgo blocks it. Virgo nails him with a bridging back suplex. Referee counts: One, two, kickout. Virgo goes for a jumping side kick, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a duck-down move. Rachel Ryan throws Virgo out of the ring. First they’re in, then they’re out, then they’re back in, now they go back out. This is like watching Wimbledon.
Biff: Watching what?
Ed: Never mind.
Biff: Rachel Ryan goes through the ropes. Rachel Ryan takes him down with a short clothesline. Rachel Ryan executes a bulldog headlock. Rachel Ryan reenters the ring. Virgo follows him back in. Rachel Ryan tags out to Taleis. We’ll that was more of a shove than a tag, but I guess it counts!
Ed: Virgo goes for a clothesline, but Taleis counters it with a duck-down move. Taleis takes him down with a powerslam. Referee counts: One, two, kickout. Taleis catches Virgo in a superkick. Virgo goes for a spinning toe hold, but Taleis counters it with a throw-off. Taleis executes a low blow. For Virgo’s sake, I hope he’s wearing a cup.
Biff: We’ll he must’ve because Virgo catches him in a dragon suplex. Referee counts: One, two, kickout. Virgo gives him a back suplex, but Taleis doesn’t sell it at all. What does this sell thing mean anyway?
Ed: Who knows? Taleis is bleeding like hell.
Biff: You said the “H” word, the Commish won’t like that!
Ed: Taleis tags out to Rachel Ryan. Virgo catches her in a power bomb. Referee counts: One, two, kickout. Virgo catches her in a power bomb. Referee counts: One, two, kickout. I think that’s what they call deja-vu.
Biff: Virgo whips Rachel Ryan into the ropes, but Rachel Ryan reverses it. Rachel Ryan misses with a clothesline. Rachel Ryan and Virgo get hit with a double clothesline. Rachel Ryan nails him with a bodyslam. Rachel Ryan goes for a choke slam, but Virgo blocks it. Virgo takes him down with a clothesline. Virgo goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a backdrop. Rachel Ryan catches him in a power bomb. Referee counts: One, two, three!
Ed: We’ll so far, Rachel’s done all the work!
Announcer: Virgo has been eliminated!
Biff: It’s come down to Rachel Ryan, who’s got both pins thus far, and Taleis, who is still bleeding badly.
Ed: Rachel Ryan hits Taleis with a kick. Rachel Ryan nails him with a flying clothesline. Rachel Ryan throws Taleis out of the ring. Referee counts: one, two, Taleis reenters the ring. Rachel Ryan throws Taleis out of the ring. Referee counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Taleis reenters the ring. Taleis, getting a badly needed breather.
Biff: Rachel Ryan takes him down with a forearm smash. Rachel Ryan throws Taleis out of the ring. Rachel Ryan goes through the ropes. They’re brawling on the floor. Taleis sets up a table. Table for one?
Ed: Somehow, I doubt it. Taleis takes her down with a Russian legsweep. Rachel Ryan goes for the Gorilla Press Powerslam, but Taleis counters it with a small package. Now why would he do a small package on the floor? He can’t get the pin!
Biff: Perhaps the blood loss has affected him worse than we had thought. Taleis goes for a dropkick, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a side step. Rachel Ryan goes for a spinebuster slam, but Taleis counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Taleis goes for a flying bodypress, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a roll away. Taleis sets up Rachel Ryan on the table. Are there stirrups on that table?
Ed: You weren’t like this before….
Biff: I know, it feels like someone else is writing my words….
Ed: Taleis executes a flying kneedrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Rachel Ryan goes for the Gorilla Press Powerslam, but she can’t do it. There’s a lot of that in this match.
Biff: Rachel Ryan bumps into Referee. That’s a big boo-boo!
Ed: Taleis executes a superkick. Taleis whips Rachel Ryan into the guardrail. Rachel Ryan takes him down with a piledriver. Rachel Ryan goes for an elbowdrop, but Taleis counters it with a roll away. Rachel Ryan knocks Taleis into the ringpost. They’re brawling on the floor. Rachel Ryan goes for a backbreaker, but Taleis blocks it. Taleis nails him with an octopus hold. Rachel Ryan knocks Taleis into the ringpost. She likes that ringpost!
Biff: Taleis reenters the ring. Rachel Ryan follows him back in. Taleis executes a Frankensteiner. There is no referee to count. That ref-bump worked out for Rachel after all!
Ed: Referee is back on the job. Referee counts: One, two, kickout. Taleis executes a piledriver. Taleis runs into the ropes. Taleis nails her with an Asai moonsault. Referee counts: One, two, thr. kickout. So close!
Biff: Taleis throws Rachel Ryan out of the ring. Taleis goes through the ropes. This is getting’ crazy!
Ed: Taleis whips Rachel Ryan into the guardrail. Rachel Ryan is busted wide open. They’re both bleeding now!
Biff: Taleis goes for the Military Press Diamond Cutter, but Rachel Ryan counters it with a dropkick. Rachel Ryan whips Taleis into the guardrail. Taleis executes a Frankensteiner. Taleis takes her down with a rana. Rachel Ryan knocks Taleis into the ringsteps. Rachel Ryan reenters the ring. Taleis follows her back in. So help me, if they go out one more time….
Ed: Rachel Ryan goes for a flying clothesline, but Taleis counters it with a duck-down move. Rachel Ryan is bleeding profusely. I guess the shock from that blow un-clotted her cut.
Biff: Is that a word?
Ed: Is *what* a word?
Ed: Oh who knows.
Biff: Taleis sets up a table. Here we go again!
Ed: Taleis sets up Rachel Ryan on the table. Taleis executes a flying elbowdrop through the table. The table didn’t break. Ow!
Biff: Taleis sets up Rachel Ryan on the table. I guess he’s going to try, try again.
Ed: Taleis blasts Rachel Ryan with the Military Press Diamond Cutter through the table. The table is broken in half. Taleis rolls her back into the ring and goes for the pin. Referee counts: one, two, three!
Biff: We have a new champion!!
Announcer: Your winner, and NEW OWA TV Champion- Taleis!
Freddy Fever & Traci Lane
Scene takes place at Freddy’s Discorama as the current OWA Champion walks in and glances around before taking a seat at the bar. Traci Lane acknowledges the bartender as he slowly makes his way over.]
Bartender: Never expected to see a member of the Femmes, much less the OWA Champion grace this dive with her presence.
Traci laughs: Oh, you’d be surprised some of the places that I go.
The bartender grins: What‘ll it be?
Traci considers for a moment: Champa… no, you know? What the hell. Give me a shot of vodka. Make it two.
The bartender walks over and grabs a bottle from the shelf and moves off-screen just as another figure walks into the picture and takes a seat next to the champ.]
Freddy: Well, I never expected to see you here. Come to give me forewarning about our upcoming contest?
Traci shakes her head: No. I just wanted a drink and this place was conveniently located.
Freddy: Well that sounds like a load of horse crap.
Traci laughs as the bartender walks over with two shot glasses of clear liquid and sets them down in from of her. Freddy motions for two more.]
Traci: Well, perhaps I just wanted to have a nice little chat.
Freddy looks at her curiously: About?
Traci shrugs: I was watching your match with Amazon Woman again the other day, preparing for our match. I watched the original broadcast, but watching it a second time, I’m not going to lie, I’m a little concerned.
Freddy: You’re concerned about me? Well, you should be. I’ve been a little low key lately, but I’m feeling the best I’ve felt in a very long time. I’m ready to be champ again… third time.
Traci chuckles: Well, I’m not going to just hand over the title. I’m very aware of how tough you are and I’m definitely going to have to step up my game. But that’s not the only reason I’m here.
Traci: I know you were going to warn me about Monica. I just wanted to say thank you. How did you know?
Freddy laughs: When you’ve had the fight of your life with someone, you know when someone is an imposter. I’ve wrestled both Amazon Woman and Monica Brant. She tried, but when I was in the ring with her, I knew.
Traci glances down as her untouched shots: Well, she was a big part of the Femmes, I should have known.
Freddy shrugs: Maybe. But don’t feel too badly because you never fought her. You never feuded with her like I did. If it weren’t for Michelle Cox, I would have given you a heads up.
Traci: Well, enough of that. You and I will have one hell of a match and may the best person win.
Traci lifts a shot and holds it towards Fever, who picks up one of his own and they clink shot glasses.]
Fever: Oh, don’t worry. The best person will win.
They take their shots and then grimace before grabbing the second shot and they take those as well.]
Freddy: You should come by more often. Thursdays are Karaoke night. Bring the rest of the gang.
Traci laughs: I’ll see if I can get them to come out. Mariko does a killer version of “The Tide is High”.
They laugh as the scene fades out.]
Joe B. Jobber vs. Godiva Rage
Announcer: This match is one fall. First, already in the ring, weighing in at 251 pounds. This is Joe. B. Jobber. And his opponent. Making her OWA debut, weighing in at 158 pounds. Here is the “Blonde Bombshell”. Godiva. Rage!
Ed: This is our first look at this newcomer to the OWA. However, Godiva Rage is no rookie.
Biff: She’s no watching her opponent. She appears to be flirting with some fans at ringside and Jobber takes advantage with a forearm smash and another and a dropkick and another.
Ed: Jobber wants to spoil the debut of Godiva Rage. A third dropkick sends Godiva Rage out of the ring and to the floor.
Biff: Rage rolls back into the ring. Jobber off the ropes, but Godiva with a chokeslam! A series of stomps and kicks by the newcomer. Oof!
Ed: Elbow to the groin by Rage and, well, she kisses Jobber and then, er, what’s this?
Biff: You ain’t never got a hickey before, Ed? Actually, don’t answer that. I don’t even wanna know.
Ed: Godiva Rage with a gutwrench over the top and to the floor. She goes out and grabs a chair and NAILS Jobber and again.
Biff: Well, at least she’s trying to make it up to him. She kisses him. I would get to make it feel better. Kick to the stomach and she’s got him up!
Ed: That’s the British Bombshell! She covers and gets the three count!
Announcer: Winner of the match, Godiva Rage!
Voiceover: Next week, the eight person tag to end all eight person tags.
Scenes of Freddy Fever, Monica Brant, Wendy Ryker, Traci Lane, Anthony Hazard, Diamond Brett Robbins, Danny Bouchard and Mr. America all flash across the screen.]
Freddy Fever teams up with the OWA Champion Traci Lane, Mr. America and Wendy Ryker to take on the team of Diamond Brett Robbins, Danny Bouchard, Anthony Hazard and Monica Brant.
Also, the North American Championship is on the line as Consuelo Salyards defends against Big Russ Gator and Mariko and Crimson Scorpion battle one more time.
All this next week on OWA Championship Wrestling.
OWA Championship: Traci Lane vs. Ricky Hype
Announcer: This match is one fall and is for the OWA Championship! Introducing the challenger! He is a member of the Elite and he is accompanied to the ring by Anthony Hazard, here is Ricky “The Show” Hype!
Hype runs down to the ring and takes a lap, while Hazard walks behind him and slides into the ring. Hype enters the ring and motions around his waist that he’s going to take the championship tonight while the crowd is a mixture of cheers and boos.]
Announcer: And introducing the OWA Champion! She is a member of the Femme Fatale. She weighs in at 197 pounds. Here is “The Black Widow” Traci Lane!
Lane enters the arena as the crowd goes into full fan mode. She grins as she walks down to ringside and climbs up the steps and steps into the ring. The OWA Championship is around her waist as she reaches around and unclips it and hands it to the referee after taking a final glance.]
Ed: Hazard is leaving the ring but he’s going to stick around ringside it seems and joining me here in the commentary booth, welcome the number one contender for the OWA Championship, Freddy Fever. Welcome to the booth!
Fever: Thanks, man. Happy to be here. I just want to scout the champ and keep an eye on Hazard.
Fever: Problem Biff? You and I have never had any issues before.
Biff: I’m not sure I like this side of you, Freddy. You used to be the man. Take no prisoners. Win at all costs! Now, you’re buddy buddy with the champ and sticking up for the underdog. You were at ringside helping out Blackout.
Fever: Just doing what I feel is right. Ain’t nothing wrong with that, brother.
Ed: The bell rings here and this match is underway. Lock up and Hype with a quick takedown and he hops up and shows off for the crowd. I’m not sure that’s how you want to go into this match with someone like Traci Lane.
Freddy: Oh, you definitely want to give her your undivided attention.
This match goes on through a couple of commercial breaks. Coming back from the second commercial break, Hype has Lane in a figure four.]
Ed: That looks painful, but Lane is reaching for that rope.
As she reaches for the rope, Anthony Hazard pulls the rope back away from her reach.]
Freddy: That’s some bull[bleep].
Biff: Where you going?
Freddy gets up and drops his headphones and makes his way to ringside and walks up to Hazard who sees him and releases the rope, allowing Lane to grab it and the referee makes Hype break the hold.]
Ed: Fever and Hazard having words out there and I’m sure they aren’t exchanging recipes.
Biff: Hazard holding up his arms like he didn’t do anything and Fever seems to be satisfied that he’s done his duty and turns to walk away and Hazard nails him from behind and runs him headfirst into the ringpost!
Ed: Hold up, Lane with a rollup, but the referee is distracted with Hazard and Fever. Fever hit that post hard and. yes, he’s busted open.
Biff: Lane off the ropes and she trips?!
Ed: Hazard tripped her! She falls into Hype and he lifts her up for a Hyper Driver! Hype with a cover! One. two. three! We have a new champion!
Fever is up and with blood running down his face, he motions to the referee and points to Hazard and explains that Hazard tripped Lane!]
Biff: Fever needs to mind his own damn business!
Ed: Speaking of that, here comes the Commish!
Yahmal: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Freddy Fever is telling the truth. Referee, this match needs to be restarted and I want Anthony Hazard and Freddy Fever to leave ringside.
Ed: The referee is restarting this match and Hype is all over Lane who is still reeling from that Hyper Driver. Hazard is pissed! He attacks Fever, and Fever is fighting back and they are brawling towards the back. Hype is going to the top rope and Lane is down on the mat!
Biff: Hype flies and that loser missed an elbowdrop! Lane grabs that arm and executes an arm bar! She’s pulling back hard on that arm and Hype is screaming! Haha! I love it! She could break his damn arm for all I care!
Ed: He’s tapping! Hype is tapping! Lane retains the title!
Announcer: Winner of the match and still OWA Champion, Traci Lane!
Biff: Holy Crap! Monica Brant has hit the ring and she’s attacking Traci Lane!
Ed: Here comes Wendy Ryker! Hazard is back in the ring now as well! Here comes a bloody Fever!
Biff: Danny Bouchard and Brett Robbins have also hit the ring. Here comes Mr. America! We are out of time! We have a massive main event next week! Don’t you dare miss it!