THE TRIPLE A
Opens on an exterior shot of the ol’ house on 210 Kramer Street. We cut into the inside where Atara and Adi are both sitting on the sofa eating a plate of scrambled eggs. Adi looks at Atara and pouts.
Adi: Please… it will be SO MUCH FUN!!
Adi: Pretty please… with sugar on top?
Atara: Take that sugar on top and shove it up your ass… I. Said. NO!
Adi: But I made you eggs… delicious eggs… the least you could do is go on this triple date with Allie and myself. This Nick guy I’m going out with is super sexy and I want him to pork me. Be a good friend and just do me this favor. You won’t have to make out with Todd or even do hand stuff… plus… I MADE YOU EGGS!!
Atara: It’s not a miracle that you made us eggs… you know what? Knowing you. It probably is a miracle…. But the answer is still NO!
Adi frowns and crosses her arms over reacting upset.
Adi: Fine… be like that! I guess I thought friends helped friends out… Guess i was wrong…
~Audience AWWWW Track~
Adi begins to move slow with her head down going towards the kitchen.
Atara: FIIIIIINE! But let anyone seeing me on this triple date with you and these three idiots you made plans with.
Adi jumps over the couch in a cheerful way and hugs Atara.
Atara: What’s the name of my guy? If he tries to make a move, I’ll break his ass so bad he won’t shit right for a year…
Adi: Don’t you mean ‘SIT’, he won’t SIT right… right?
Atara: You heard me…
Adi: Cool…? Anyway, ALLIE! STOP CHEWING ON THEM EMPTY BEAN CANS AND GET READY! IT’S A TRIPLE DATE NIGHT!
Allie the Alligator starts growing as she eats a tin of beans.
We so the exterior of a cliff, known to the city as MAKE OUT RIDGE.
We see a pickup truck pulling up to the ridge. Inside we see Adi sitting on Nick’s lap as he drives. And Atara sitting next to Todd, a quiet chap who awkwardly stares at Atara who rolls her eyes. In the back of the truck, we see a chained up Allie The Gator is hissing at Jeremy, who is scared to death hiding near the edge of the truck.
Adi: Nick, I thought we were going to get greasy store bought hamburgers and see the latest Jeremy Piven movie? You tricked us, you big dope!
Adi laughs attempting to flirt with Nick.
Nick: Sure bae! I Jeremy totally has some sick dope we can all get high too. As for the movie I thought we could, like, totally just lay on a blanket and look at the stars…
Adi: That’s so romantic… you stud, you!
Nick and Adi instantly start making out as Atara looks at them disgusted. Todd, taking his Asthma puffer, looks at her and starts playing with her hair.
Atara: Dude, seriously. Piss off…
Todd(Breathing heavily) : I want… to… look at the stars… next… ugh… to YOU!
Atara: The only stars you’re about to see, is the imaginary stars floating around your unconscious head.
Atara: After I knock you… out? You know this is stupid. Adi, is this triple date done yet??
Nick: GOD DAMN IT, ADI! Is Atara gonna put out for Todd or what?? God damn it!
Atara: Excuse me…?
Adi: Oh dear. Atara, just relax. Listen Nick. Atara is doing me a favor. She will not let Todd do anything to her. Believe me. She’s as tough as it gets. So, no butt stuff or hand stuff or sex stuff… just leave her alone.
Nick: Nah, screw this tease. I bet it will be funny when I make you walk home… BIA-ATCH
Todd and Nick high five each other. As Atara cracks her neck and knuckles and steps out of the truck ready for a fight…
Adi: Oh… DOUBLE dear!
Nick and Todd follow suit and get out of the truck as well. Both macho men share a laugh as Atara rubs her hands together. Nick goes to grab her from behind, but Atara elbows him in the stomach and then quickly punching him in the groin area. She puts her attention on Todd as Nick falls to the ground holding his testicles.
Atara: You wanted hand stuff… I’ll give you hand stuff.
Todd: Wait… i … um…
Adi sticks her head out of the passenger window
Adi: MAKE HIM SHIT WRONG FOR A WEEK, ATARA…
Atara: Good idea, Adi…
Todd gulps, as Atara picks up a steel pipe laying in the grass and slowly approaches Todd.
We cut to Adi and Atara standing over Nick and a pipe up his butt Todd as the audience cheers.
Adi: Wow, that was AMAZING!
Atara: Yeah, I’m pretty good. But next time, I make the eggs…
Adi: True, true… let’s get out of here. Allie, let’s go!
Adi and Atara rush to the back of the truck to see Allie munching on Jeremy’s corpse.
Adi And Atara: CLASSIC ALLIE!!
They both laugh as the wicked and wild Allie the Alligator hisses throwing a fit in the back of the pickup. Crowd cheers.